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Spore - Tell me more

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IncendiaryDevice

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I got this game at a thrift store called Spore
Packaged in a delightful box
Of which inside was goodies galore
A hardback book
A big poster, worth a look
And a game offering more, more, more
The premise seems fun
The production well done
So why haven't I heard of it?
Is it shit?
 

Angthoron

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I got this game at a thrift store called Spore
Packaged in a delightful box
Of which inside was goodies galore
A hardback book
A big poster, worth a look
And a game offering more, more, more
The premise seems fun
The production well done
So why haven't I heard of it?
Is it shit?
Spore is Chore
Spore is Bore
Spore’s not at all
hardcore
Spore makes my
nuts go sore.
I’d rather hire a
Whore
Than go buy it
At the store.
 

made

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Props for your mad rhyming skillz
They are way ahead of our local shillz
The game, however, I must admit
Is a stinkin' steamin' pile of shit
 

Angthoron

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Props for your mad rhyming skillz
They are way ahead of our local shillz
The game, however, I must admit
Is a stinkin' steamin' pile of shit
I'll sing you a ballad
Of game known as Spore
I shouted, "You harlot!",
Threw disk to the floor
It shattered and splintered
It looked pretty fun
And piqued my dead interest
But man, I was done.
 

Echo Mirage

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I forgot that Spore even existed. All I recall of it was that it was that the late Robin Williams played it at a game show once and it had DRM out the ass. It also had a game made using the same engine called Darkspore.

Now back to your scheduled codex rappin and rhyming.

Spore you whore!
You great big bore!
Get out of here!
You make me snore!
Down to the floor!
 

Angthoron

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My memory protects me
From this boring shit.
It killed Robin Williams,
(Or not, can't commit)

It was at some game show,
It had DRM
The guy tried to play it
He said, "Hrrrrm"

And later they made
Hack & slash out of it
Darkspore, so creative
(Or not, it was shit)

Return to your rhyming,
Amazing great friends
Your rapping is awesome
And this's what I meant.
 

Jools

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I hoped for some gore
and got served quite none
I then looked for some vore
but the fun was all gone

Thus disappointed, I turned my will
to this game, of fame quite exotic
wide-eyes, down my spine goes a chill
as the screen, with spores starts to frolic

Hindsight right now, is my sole testimony
I'd rather have spent, those bucks on alimony.
 

Angthoron

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sakura blooms once
but spore is always boring shit
more letters and done
 

Angthoron

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so much disappointment
upon

a game named
spore

made by maxis
company

this thread gave more fun
than spore

red wheelbarrow poetic structure
was stolen by me

fuck modernist poetry
btw
 

Angthoron

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Even the cubists agree Spore is lame
Spore is lame, even the cubists agree
Agree, the cubists are even: Spore is lame
Lame cubists, agree: Spore is the even
Agreeing is lame, Spore is cubist, even
Even cubist Spore is agreeably lame
 
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IncendiaryDevice

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I must say I thought as much
As when the manual I did clutch
It said
With mounting dread
On-line-only gameplay
:rage: I say...
 

Havoc

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I bought it, when it came out.
 

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