Super secret brofist ponzi scheme exposed

[Hoodoo]

Take that You Godamn pieces of shit

 

[LundB]

However, that also means I can't just take your brofists away. As such, I have transferred your brofists to Scrooge for safe-keeping until you learn the errors of your ways in brofist harvesting schemes.

So given the implications of this, what zany and totally unexpected task would I be expected to accomplish to show that I have repented from whistleblowing and get my fists back from Scrooge's safekeeping?

Willing to bargain to a Witcher Modesty Mod update which would demonstrate my understanding that brofists must be truly earned. And also help the community.

Brofist harvesting is a serious crime. You can't just Star Stable your way out of it like some kind of cheap floozy.

You'll have to earn your brofists back the hard way. One by one.

Meh, too much bother for facebook likes. If I wanted them that badly I'd just circlejerk more in politics, post some selfies, or post dumb animal pics.

Enjoy your shadily-harvested fists Scrooge, but know that your deceptions cost good honest men like Bruticis, who only wanted to shed light on Codex corruption.

 

[King Crispy]

I rarely do this, especially to people I admire, but...

 

[DarkUnderlord]

Enjoy your shadily-harvested fists Scrooge, but know that your deceptions cost good honest men like Bruticis, who only wanted to shed light on Codex corruption.

Misogynist, slut-shaming ableist cis-scum blaming a womyn for his problems. Check your privilege.

 

[cincinnatus.c]

Crispy, boy, learn how to do lulzdrama properly. And not some pointless & sad nonsense of yours

 

[Black]

People like Scrooge only cheapen the value of hard-earned brofists. Some of us actually have to WORK to get fisted, you know.

 

[thesoup]

What happened to your face?

thesoup encouraged me to pick a new avatar

Should have gone with the toad.

 

[Tzaero]

LundB strikes back!
http://www.rpgcodex.net/forums/inde...ylight-in-florida-scranchammer-watches.98529/

 

[Turisas]

Wir mussen die Gettyimages ausrotten!

 

[Dreaad]

I have no idea what you just said. But I liked it.

 

[LundB]

LundB strikes back!
http://www.rpgcodex.net/forums/inde...ylight-in-florida-scranchammer-watches.98529/

If I'm told I'm getting banned for spam, I feel it is my holy duty to at least get some good quality spams in. That might be the alcohol talking but it seems sensible. Will know for sure tomroow.

 

[Grimlorn]

The title of wretched hive of scum and villainy is well earned.

Scrooge I thought you were one of the good ones. I'm so disappointed in you.

 

[Kane]

The title of wretched hive of scum and villainy is well earned.

Scrooge I thought you were one of the good ones. I'm so disappointed in you.

 

[A user named cat]

 

[Bibbimbop]

This rather serious matter has been dealt with appropriately.

Now how about that title change you owe me (cause Metro's sucks)? May I suggest something dignified like Watchdog Jurno, Hard Hitting Investigative Journalist, Deep Cover Journalist, or Muckracker?

You definitely deserve a tag that reminds everyone of this important investigative work that you did. You inspire me like that one guy who blew Watergate wide open by his undercover leaking. "Follow the brofists."

What was his name again? Oh, yeah...

Deep Throat

 

[Karwelas]

Deep Throat

Do you mean Grey Fox?

 

[Haba]

If I'm told I'm getting banned for spam, I feel it is my holy duty to at least get some good quality spams in. That might be the alcohol talking but it seems sensible. Will know for sure tomroow.

Jesus Christ, LundB. I told you to lay off the booze, you're really slipping man. I mean... fuck. You know we've been through all kinds of shit, you and me. But I can't keep myself tied to a man who has become a walking and talking time bomb. Dude, you're self-destructing.

I... I can't have you representing me any more. Not like this.

Sorry man.

 

[Ulminati]

Meh, too much bother for facebook likes. If I wanted them that badly I'd just circlejerk more in politics, post some selfies, or post dumb animals

Ouch, man. That hurts.

 

[Angthoron]

Misogynist, slut-shaming ableist cis-scum blaming a womyn for his problems. Check your privilege.

Regardless of what position the authors of the posts in this thread take, I've yet to encounter a single one accuse DU or Codex staff of being transphobic (though truth be told, I have not read every single post in the thread).

What I have seen though are plenty of disturbing, clearly homophobic, misogynistic, or transphobic remarks throughout this thread and others, from posts whose authors may or may not consciously understand that such statements are homophobic, misogynistic, or transphobic.

Such discriminatory mindsets have as much to do with culture (certainly a force not lacking in the Brofistgate) as with ignorance. For example, I read in one of these threads where the author, whom I cannot remember, states that the fists are inflated, and that the women get more fisting than the men, where he only considers "genetic" females as females (that is, no Y chromosome, period), and continues on on how someone born "male" will receive fewer fists unless he also identifies as a "female", which is unnatural. This completely undermines the female and the transsexual individuals and is a bigoted mindset, even if no ill-intent is on purpose. It's the same kind of reasoning that people used to think that jewish people, people of african-american descent and also womyn should not naturally be a part of the forum population.

Fisting isn't as black-or-white (or more apt, male-or-female) as people think. The whole notion of fists, in fact, is pretty archaic. All I have to do to is remind of the futuresque system occasionally practiced by this forum, with parrots, rainbows and other pretty pictures.

Spoiler

Inspiration source: http://forums.obsidian.net/topic/76...out-the-poem-be-censored/page-13#entry1659655

 

[LeStryfe79]

I remember the author of such a thread.

 

[Angthoron]

I remember the author of such a thread.

Then clearly you aren't drinking enough.

 

[LeStryfe79]

I cut back on overkill.

Spoiler

for now

 

[Angthoron]

Well, it's just underkill now.

 

[LeStryfe79]

I hurt myself.

 

[Night Goat]

feel my fist inside,
elbow deep and know, that this
is eternity