Tacticular Cancer: We'll have your balls

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Discussion in 'Site Feedback' started by Roqua, Jul 12, 2007.

  1. Roqua Erudite

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    Dear Administrators and Moderators,

    Greetings!!!!! I have a small request. For some reason there is an apostrophe between my name and my majestic title. It somehow makes my name look French, which I cannot abide. I’m figuring since there can now be a coveted double dumbfuck title that it is a placeholder line that needs a character. Here is a win-win compromise that should make us both happy. Why not replace the apostrophe with the word king? That way my name doesn’t look French and the line can be filled. No one loses.

    P.S. I love the site, it has a great ambience. By God you are putting the Role back in RPG. Keep up the good work, fellers. I can’t wait to see what everyone in the community has to say about FO3 after they all play it a lot. That is going to be GOOD reading!!!!
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  2. Amasius Scholar

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    Roqua is the only one mocking Codexers for not being hardcore enough. I bow before the king. :lol:
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  3. SlavemasterT Prophet

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    I, for one, support Roqua's humble and eminently reasonable request.
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  4. Joe Krow Arbiter

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    What kind of king begs for his title? Have you no shame?
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  5. Amasius Scholar

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    For the good cause.

    [​IMG]
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  6. NiM82 Liturgist

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    A French one maybe?
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  7. Helton Arcane

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    Le roi dumbfuck?
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  8. bryce77 Scholar

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    How about instead of King another line of Dumbfuck? If I understand it right that would fill up the placeholder line just as well.
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  9. Texas Red Whiner

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    How can we all be such badasses as Roqua?
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  10. DarkUnderlord Bringing that old Raptor magic.

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    Odd. I was expecting teen porn for some reason.
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  11. Roqua Erudite

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    SILENCE!!! The title is mine by right. I am the King of the dumbfucks, I am!!! King of the Dumbfucks I am, I am!!!

    That is great. Can I have that as my picture, if so how? You, dear Amasius, are a gentleman and a scholar.

    You are a fine man indeed.

    Tee-hee

    Sorry, I don't speak savage.

    That would work if it was tripled, there already is a double-dumbfuck. It is my divine right as King to have more dumbfuck tabs.


    Its King Roqua, and you can't. Thats why I'm the King.

    Less talky-talky. More worky-worky. There is an apostrophe you have to replace with the word King. Hop to it my boy.
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  12. Texas Red Whiner

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    Roqua, Im sad to say but it definitely appears that *Im* the king because I have *2* tags. Sorry.
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  13. The_Nameless_Prick Scholar

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    I'm not sure about Roqua's racial opinions are, but I respect him for being in the military. It shows strength and strength is good. Roqua is allowed to be the king of dumbfucks as far as I am concerned. It's not like I live or die by this liberal, naive, furry, pussy leftist, zionist, and escapist intellectual pacifst video game forum anyway. I just post here out of habit these days.
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  14. OccupatedVoid Arbiter

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    Blasphemy! Roqua is more EXTREME, therefore he derserves to be the King of Dumbfucks.

    He has my full support. :salute:
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  15. Trash Simply fabulous

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    If I'm not mistaken you are bowing for a negro there. Silly jew you.
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  16. Nedrah Arbiter

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    I'd suggest Queen, if the joke wasn't basically taken by volourn already.
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  17. Rulion Liturgist

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    This should be a poll since it makes sense for the king of dumbfucks to be chosen in a democractic fashion.
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  18. bryce77 Scholar

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  19. merry andrew Erudite

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    God wills it!
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  20. bryce77 Scholar

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  21. bryce77 Scholar

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    Double post.
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  22. Severian Silk Arcane

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    TWD is clearly king of dumbfucks. This will be true no matter how hard you work at it, as he has natural ability.
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  23. Blacklung Arbiter

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    I too support the rise of our new king of retardo land! Hail King Dumbfuck, long live the king!
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  24. Texas Red Whiner

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    I think we need something to reflect Roqua's badassness. How about the tag Darth? Darth Roqua.
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  25. Roqua Erudite

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    Today, a day which will live in infamy, the United Dumbfuck Kingdom was suddenly and deliberately attacked by the administrators and moderators of the Codex Empire. We will not stand idly by. I ask you: Do you want total war? If necessary, do you want a war more total and radical than anything that we can even yet imagine?

    We few, we proud, we dumbfucks have earned our titles with blood, sweat, and tears, only to end up being the lapdogs and slaves of lesser men granted greater privilege, who upon carpet considerations can give and take. I have earned my title at your sides, posting nonsense along side of you, being an idiot with you, sharing the laughter of the retarded as brothers-in-arms. By right of dumbfuckery I am the King. Yet they seek to stifle our collective genius, deny me my divine title and make my name French-like? I ask you today: will you be mice, squeaky and sneaky silent, hiding from the cat, or will you be true dumbfucks, loud, belligerent, ignorant, and proud?

    There comes a time where too many lines are crossed, too many injuries sustained, the privileged few abuse their powers and strangle us with the yokes they cast upon our necks. They do this out of fear, for they know we are great men. Important men. Men with titles that set them above the common FPS fans that frequent this site. Its time to cry havoc and let loose the posts of silly. They think Retardoland is retarded now? Nuts!!! Retardoland will not be able to recover from our brutal onslaught of righteousness and fury.

    We must not underrate the gravity of the task which lies before us or the temerity of the ordeal, to which we shall not be found unequal. We must expect many disappointments, and many unpleasant surprises, but we may be sure that the task which we have freely accepted is one not beyond the compass and the strength of the dumbfucks. If you love your King, then Rally! Men Rally! To me, and have our enemies bring their worst to bear upon us.

    We are at heart a peaceful people, so I offer our enemies a truce. If in 24 hours all Frenchness has not been removed from my name, and there is not a special designator indicating my Royal Majesty, the war shall ensue at precisely 9 am Eastern Time on Sunday, July 15th 2007. If war it must be here are the marching orders.

    TNP, keep doing what your doing brother. Enough said there.

    TWD, loyal, brave walking dude. Possessor of the coveted double dumfuck. I will need you to up the annoyance factor and dumbfuckery tenfold.

    Sarvis, I’ll need you to defend liberalism with a blind determination. You mainly stick to political topics, but you must find a way to enter even mundane and pure game posts.

    Joe Krow, act like you are even younger and spout even more retarded gibberish.

    Goldleader, you seem to have struck a nerve with the cat thing. Stick with that. Leave no post without dead cat wishes. Maybe throw in a couple other cute animals such as monkeys and dogs and rabbits and elephants and horses.

    To my Untitle subjects: do not let the fact that you have yet to earn a title detract from the war effort. There are too many of you to name, but you want to fight the good fight and the time is now. Please, titled and untitled subjects, post here to express how you will contribute to the war effort. Let the dumbfuck inside of you blossom, for I need you to be my Knights, Fell and Tall.

    VD, this is a crossroads in your life. I need you to be like Dolph Lundgren in Red Scorpion. You were a soldier once and a soldier of Good I need you to be again.

    Dhruin, always so serious. Now is the time for slapstick sillyness. Let loose my friend and follow me to battle.

    Now, nation, arise and storm break loose!
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