That tortoise...

[felipepepe]

Can't we get rid of that huge banner already? We've at #1 for a long time now, with more than 2000 internets ahaed of #2. The tortoise is saved, INCLINE and all that.

It doesn't bother that much on regular forums, but damn it looks fugly and amateur on the new Chaos Chronicles sub-forum...

 

[Excidium]

just close it

new Chaos Chronicles sub-forum...

What? Where?

 

[felipepepe]

What? Where?

http://www.rpgcodex.net/forums/index.php?forums/chaos-chronicles.63/

Being a CC official forum, seems very amateur to have that hanging over... Codexia doesn't care about newfags, but CC bros have a game to sell...

 

[Hellraiser]

Why do you hate turtles so much felipepepe? Why are you not helping? Why are you not showing any empathy?

 

[felipepepe]

We all helped the tortoise, and she now is glorious, victorious, safe. Our work here is done, new quests dawn over the horizon, but many codexers are still unaware, gazing motionless at the ground, at a tortoise that is no longer there.

 

[TwinkieGorilla]

Seriously.

 

[Outlander]

NSFW

Spoiler

 

[DarkUnderlord]

That tortoise...

Is now gone from the forums.

 

[TwinkieGorilla]

 

[Hellraiser]

ITT goddamn turtle-haters. Soon you will learn why this was an error when your reptilian overlords will come for you.,

 

[Crooked Bee]

That tortoise...

Is now gone from the forums.

Will you also remove it from the front page?

 

[DarkUnderlord]

No. We rightfully won our internets, we should be proud.

 

[EG]

I miss watching that tortoise suffer. It reminded me of FretRider.

 

[Whisky]

REPLICANT DETECTED

EDIT: Holy shit the tortoise is gone! What will replace it?

 

[felipepepe]

EDIT: Holy shit the tortoise is gone! What will replace it?

Larian.

 

[DragoFireheart]

REPLICANT DETECTED

EDIT: Holy shit the tortoise is gone! What will replace it?

A quest compass.

 

[someone else]

Can we have a poor little doggy to give internets instead?

 

[DarkUnderlord]

It would offend Andhaira the Muslims.

 

[commie]

With our new corporate overlords we need a new 'tortoise':

"You're in a mall, walking along the aisles when all of a sudden you look down and see a..."

"Which one?"

"What?"

"Which mall?"

"Doesn't make any difference what mall... its completely hypothetical."

"But how come I'd be there?"

"Maybe you're looking for popamoles, maybe you want to be by yourself and masturbate to Bioware romances...who knows. So you look down and see Jagged Alliance: Back in Action. It's sliding toward you..."

"Jagged Alliance: Back in Action. What's that?"

"Know what a turd is?"

"Of course."

"Same thing."



Etc...etc....you all know the rest. Click the link to get to the bitComposer online store and get JA:BiA for a low, low Codex only price!

 

[EG]

Something something. Poker.

Something something stand.

Why are you standing, %NAME%?