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Vapourware The Mario porn thread

Discussion in 'Codex Playground' started by shywn, Jan 26, 2018.

  1. shywn Learned

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    I'm here to inform you that I'm reading the Wikipedia article on Pasties right now.

    By the way, does anyone here have any ideas for new colours? Hex codes I mean. I'm kind of running out.

    This is what I have currently:

    this colour is reserved for Angie

    this one is reserved for Ruby

    bunny speaks like this

    this is for maria q

    dr cheese smells of cheddar

    text one text two

    text three text four (unused)



    It needs to have a decent contrast with the background (#48505f), and the ones reserved for Angie and Ruby. I'd like a pink one for example. Not the hot pink used for the bunny, but a pig pink.

    Also, I'm curious whether we have any readers who have a form of colour blindness. How do you find these colours?


    Oh right, I'm teleporting to the hospital for bed and breakfast next. I might as well speak with Maria Q there.
     
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  2. Dayyālu Arcane

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    You could use hand-made icons, that would help. I'm not a huge fan of different-coloured dialogues, but it's just me.

    Thrilling!
     
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  3. shywn Learned

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    I kind of like this format I came up with.

    The game has animated icons beside the text for every line but I figured it would be way too distracting for a forum post. And making custom ones would be too much work I guess. (And I'd have to edit my script that does the bbcode...)

    (Also, some of the animated icons don't loop in-game, but for your viewing pleasure I've made all of them loop.)

    [​IMG]

    By the way, the condition for meeting Cameboo is probably April 2nd.

    Why would you cut your trip short just because someone you've never heard of visited a nearby scientist? This isn't a random J-RPG where real-world logic does not apply... Er, well, it is, but, you get my point.
     
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  4. shywn Learned

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    So, that enemy encounter I mentioned...



    [​IMG]

    »............»

    »Ew! ...Yuuck!» [​IMG]

    »W--What on earth is...» [​IMG]

    »Do you want to drink my piss?»

    »W--What the hell!? How the hell can you suddenly appear out of nowhere like that, while taking a piss!? What the hell are you!?» [​IMG]

    »I'm a man who loves to piss...»

    »R--Really... (Huh...)»

    »We can tell that! What on earth do you want from us!?»

    »Would you drink my piss?» [​IMG]

    »You can't be serious! Why do you have to mix that handsome face of yours with that piss thing and those weird nipple pasties!?»

    »Handsome...? He's so off-putting he looks scary to me...»

    »People call me child of the sun, Sunshine Boy.»

    »That is why you must drink my piss!»

    »A--Angie... What should we do?»

    Choice: Drink / Run away


    »Thanks, honey! Which one of you wants to drink?»

    Choice: Angie / Ruby
    (Ruby is at low health, so...)



    »I'm so happy! My piss feels so blessed!»

    »A--Angie... What's with that confidence? ...Do you like this sort of thing?»

    »S--Shut up! I'm just doing this to protect you! It's called self-sacrifice!»

    »I--I do wonder...»

    »So, take your clothes off! Receive my piss with your whole body!»

    [​IMG]

    *gush gush gush gush gushh*

    »Uooh... This is so good!»

    »Ag... Hggh... *cough*»

    »My piss tastes good, right?»

    »H--How the hell could it!?» [​IMG]

    »Strange... Maybe the weather is too hot for it?»

    »Ahh... *glug* ... Uww... W--Why on earth do... *choke* you want me to do this!?»

    »Well... I don't know... I just... I just like others drinking my piss!»

    *gush gush gush gush gusssh*

    »Ahahhh...»

    »How happy I am!»

    »Y--You pervert! Pervert! Pervert! Pervert!»

    *ssshhhhh* *gushhhh*

    »Ah! It's coming! My piss just keeps coming!»

    *choke*

    »Ugggghhhhhhh! How about you stop it already! My belly's soon swollen!»

    »Ah... That face of pain!»

    »Makes me go wild!»

    *gush gush gush*

    »Ahh... More piss just keeps coming!»

    *choke* *cough cough*

    »Agghhhh... Gffhhh!»

    »Thank you... This is enough for today. Please drink my piss next time too!»

    »Aghhh...»

    *cough*

    Angie gained 52 experience points!
    Angie gained 3 points in Tolerance to Scat!
    Angie gained a pervert level!
    Angie lost 40 strength!
    Ruby didn't lose any strength at all!




     
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  5. abnaxus Arcane

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    [​IMG][​IMG][​IMG]
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  6. Dayyālu Arcane

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    What the fuck, Comrade.

    [​IMG]
     
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  7. Darth Roxor Prestigious Gentleman Wielder of the Huegpenis

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  8. abnaxus Arcane

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    This fetish chit kinda reminds me of the last PC98 adventure game I played. Main character was literally Roguey and the gameplay consisted of sexually torturing several wymyn into giving up information.

    I mainly stuck with it because of kewl cyberpunkish setting and neat music.

    Show Spoiler

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  9. shywn Learned

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    What? You didn't expect that?
     
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  10. shywn Learned

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    Maria Q didn't say anything interesting, so I went for the shop, as requested.



    [​IMG]

    »Uffuun! Come on in! Welcome to Samantha's Shop!»

    »We have everything, from friends who console you during lonely nights, to gadgets that bring rough love!»

    »Angie... This place seems... weird...» [​IMG]

    »Yeah, they sell weird things indeed... But, well, this is the land of perverts, so I'd think it's kind of natural?»

    »Oh? Are you not here for shopping? I'm sorry, but we don't buy used articles.» [​IMG]

    »You see, how could we buy from random travellers? It just kind of defies belief!»

    »In other words... All our articles here are from reputable vendors! You can rest easy buying these!»

    »...Am I the only one who can't quite 'rest easy' with that saleswoman?» [​IMG]

    Golden water. 300 PIL.


    »Magic water! Drink this, and you'll get rejuvenated at once. It's a bit smelly, but the effect is there! Also, one bottle is enough for two people!»

    Whip. 500 PIL.


    »A supple whip made from goat hide! Makes a looovely lashing sound!»

    Candle. 300 PIL.


    »A lovely bright red Japanese-style candle! Large enough for extended use! For those nights of hot love!»

    Anal vibrator. 700 PIL.


    »A cute vibrator for the bumhole, made from silicone resin! For holes small and large, and strong enough to make your bum numb!»

    Vibrator. 900 PIL.


    »A powerful cordless vibrator with embedded pearls! With this, you might not even need men any more! A masterwork with a lot of regular users!»

    That's everything what's available.


    »I hear you get more experience points if you use one of our articles! Buy them in good season! They're a bargain!»



     
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  11. shywn Learned

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    »Hellooo!!»

    »Hello! Is this Cameboo-san's house?»

    [​IMG]

    »Oink! What might you need?»

    »Ah, er... uh...» [​IMG]

    *choke*

    »A--Angie... He's... kind of disgusting...» [​IMG]

    »Oink oink! I see... Oink oink oink! Yes, that's good...»

    »W--What!? Don't stare at me with that lewd look in your eyes!» [​IMG]

    »Angie... What are we going to do?»

    Choice: Talk / Leave


    »Oinkk! Anyway, you two... Do you want to do some modelling?»

    »How should I put this... You two are very cute, so how about it? Well, as subjects you'd be a bit on the 'fanatic' side, y'know?»

    »Actually, what I want is... A kind of affectionate impression... I mean, photos that make you go 'super cuuute!'»

    »T--This guy makes me sick...» [​IMG]

    »A--Angie... Let's leave... I really can't stand him...» [​IMG]

    »Well, we can't even shop in this world if we don't extract money from him!» [​IMG]

    »D--Do we need that? I think we can be happy without money too...»

    »What the hell are you saying? How are we to survive in this weird strange world without as much as a penny!?»

    »Oink, oink! What are you two muttering there by yourselves?»

    »A--All right! We'll be your models. You'll pay us, right?»

    »Oink! Of course! I'm of the opinion that money is a good way to avoid unnecessary trouble!»

    »In return, I need the copyrights. And, and, if you come back to complain, I will have none of that. So that's the deal.»

    »A--Angie... I'm worried...»

    »It's all right, Ruby! Okay! We accept! We'll be your models!»

    »Oinkkk! Then, which one of you will model for me?»

    »Angie, o--of course...?»

    Choice: Angie / Ruby


    »H--Hey, Angie! Ask me before you decide!»

    »Now, now! Don't worry! All right, Cameboo-san, do your thing!» [​IMG]

    »'Do your thing'? Angie...»

    »Oink oink! Thennn... I'll take some panty shots of a sweet young lady, y'know?»

    »All right, Ruby! He's holding his camera already! Show him some panty or whatever he wants!»

    *sniff*

    »You're cruel...»

    [​IMG]

    »I--Is this all right?»

    »Oink oink! Yes, that is a nice pose! The defencelessness of a maiden is highlighted well, y'know!»

    »T--Take your pictures quick, please!»

    »That pose, that crotch bulging beneath those pure white panties... I fancy that, y'know!»

    »Oink oink! That slit drawing its contours to the panties! Excites the imagination, that's for sure, y'know!»

    »Er... Could you please take your pictures...»

    »This really is much more exciting than those nude shots that reveal everything, y'know!» [​IMG]

    »P--Please don't look at me like that... I--It's... embarrassing...»

    »It's natural for a cameraman to look at his subject, y'know. Light sources, focus adjustment, all those things must be dealt with, y'know.»

    »I--I don't care... Please just take your photos...»

    »Right... Could you spread your legs a bit more? I need some of that line stretching from your thighs all the way to your panties, y'know.»

    »L--Like this?»

    Flash.


    »That's good! Good indeed! That slight discolouration as we move from the white thighs towards the special place is very stimulating!»

    »S--Stop it... I'm embarrassed...»

    »No, don't! Don't close your legs! I'm paying you money, so do it properly, right?»

    »A--All right... *sniff*»

    »That's right! Good! I can smell the aromas of your secret place from here!»

    »Eh? N--No way!»

    Flash.


    »Good, good! That expression was perfect!»

    »Y--You tricked me? You're awful!»

    Flash.


    »Oink oink! The fight between the camera man and the model! That tension is what brings art to the photos, y'know!»

    »B--But... How could you lie to me that you could smell it...»

    »Oink oink! Let's take some pictures where I really can smell it then! Come closer for some very close closeups!»

    »Taking pictures while sniffing a girl's secret scents is not bad at all, y'know!»

    Flash.


    »B--But... I don't want to...»

    Flash.


    »Oinkkk! Your cheeks are red! You're aroused, right? Having pictures taken is arousing, y'know?»

    »I--Isn't this enough? I think you've taken plenty already...»

    »Hmmm... Well, I had photos I wanted to snap, but I guess I'll leave some fun for next time, right?»

    »Then... You promised us money for modelling, right?»

    »Sure, but I'm not paying much for panty shots. Here you go! Right, I'll write you a receipt too!»

    Ruby received 200 PIL!


    »Anyway, I'll be going elsewhere now, searching for that next burst of creativity!»

    »You too should hide your panties and be on your way too.»

    »O--Okay...»

    Ruby gained 27 experience points!
    Ruby gained 2 points in Tolerance to Shaming!
    Ruby gained a pervert level!
    Angie didn't lose any strength at all!
    Ruby lost 21 strength!




     
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  12. abnaxus Arcane

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    P. sure that Piggyboy is Korikki

     
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  13. shywn Learned

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    »Dr Cheeeese!»

    »Hello! It's us, Ruby and Angie!» [​IMG]

    [​IMG]

    »Fwaaaaah... I can hear you -- you don't need to shout.»

    Choice: Talk / Leave


    »Tell us of a way to get out of here!»

    »Please! Please tell us!» [​IMG]

    »Right... Maybe if you help with my noble experiments, I guess I could help you.»

    »...Experiments? What do you mean by that?»

    »Hyuk hyuk hyuk, no need to look so worried! I need a herb called licketyweed from the cave east of here. You just need to fetch some for me.»

    »A cave...? Does it have monsters or...?»

    »Hyuk hyuk hyuk! There's nothing that dangerous in this world!» [​IMG]

    »Hmmmm...»

    »P--Please don't touch me there...»

    »Hyuk hyuk hyuk! Your vagina seems to be a little bit too frail for the cave though.»

    »I have invented a vagina strengthening machine, the Citizen Mk I. If you wish to, you may use it to train.»

    »Vagina strengthening machine...? Citizen Mk I...?» [​IMG]

    »Whether you use it or not is up to you. Anyway, once you find some licketyweed for me I'll tell anything of this world to you.»

    »Angie, what should we do?»

    So, this is the situation now.



    [​IMG]


    Shall we try the Citizen Mk I, or shall we head straight for the dungeon/cave? Or something else?



    Here are our character sheets:



    [​IMG]


    ANGIE
    -----
    Pervert level: 1
    Pervert XP: 77
    Needed for next level: 73
    Strength: 100/100 (THIS IS OUR HP)
    Sadism: 22/37
    Masochism: 0/19
    Anal Tolerance: 10/28
    Vaginal Tolerance: 25/37
    Tolerance to Scat: 3/19
    Tolerance to Shaming: 30/47




    RUBY
    ----
    Pervert level: 1
    Pervert XP: 66
    Needed for next level: 84
    Strength: 79/100
    Sadism: 2/19
    Masochism: 15/47
    Anal Tolerance: 0/19
    Vaginal Tolerance: 5/37
    Tolerance to Scat: 10/37
    Tolerance to Shaming: 13/28




    Money: 200 PIL



     
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  14. abnaxus Arcane

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    Straight to the dungeon and bad end [​IMG]
     
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  15. Darth Roxor Prestigious Gentleman Wielder of the Huegpenis

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    [​IMG]

    »So this is the cave where we can find licketyweed... It looks kind of eerie...» [​IMG]

    »Ruby, are you afraid of the dark or monsters or something?»

    »Y--Yeah... What about you?»

    »Only cockroaches, nothing else.» [​IMG]

    »Uww... I think I'll let you handle it then!»

    »Ehehe, I don't care! I might just leave you behind...»

    »Ahh! Meanie!»

    Choice: Enter / Leave


    »Ghhh... But I'm scared... (I just don't trust Angie enough here...)»

    [​IMG]


    The cavemen who lived here had invented doors.



    The music playing now isn't half bad.

    I'm not terribly fond of the game's music otherwise.




    DOOR 1: Locked.



    [​IMG]


    DOOR 2: Empty room.



    DOOR 3 (red): Locked.



    DOOR 5: Enemy encounter.



    [​IMG]

    »Miaooow! It's Mewmew the masochist cat! Hit me! Tie me up! Torment me!»

    »That pervert cat again!» [​IMG]

    »W--Why is she asking us to tie her up? She kind of looks tied up already...»

    »Miaowww! Punch me! Kick me! Whip me! Drip a candle on me!» [​IMG]

    »Does she really want to be hurt that much? I just don't get her...»

    »Angie... What are we going to do?»

    Choice: Torment her / Run away


    »Miaow! I'm so happy! Beat me to a pulp quick!»

    »Angie... How are we going to torment her?»

    Choice: Use an item / Rough her up with legs
    (We should buy something for her once we have the money...)



    »Miaowww! Don't just kick me, punch me too, mew!»

    »We know, we know! Sheesh, that cat has high standards...»

    »Is 'high standards' really the phrase to use?»

    [​IMG]

    »So, Ruby. How about you start with some light kicking?»

    »M--Must I?»

    »Mewmew is a naughty cat... Please scold me by kicking my bum, mew...»

    »A--All right...»

    *tap*

    »Miaow! Please kick me much harder, mew!»

    »B--But... If I do that, a horse's kick can kill you... So Grandma used to say...»

    »You're making no sense at all!»

    »W--Well... How about you do it then, Angie...»

    »Guess I have no choice...» [​IMG]

    »Okay, are you ready?»

    »Mew... Please go ahead...»

    *kick* *thwack*

    »More... Please kick me harder, mew!»

    »Ohh? That's not like you at all, Angie... You should be good at this -- you get into fights all the time...» [​IMG]

    »B--Buttt... This is kind of... different...»

    »Please don't hold back mew! This naughty cat needs discipline, mew!»

    »Kuh... This turned out to be a drag... Maybe later!» [​IMG]

    »Too bad, mew... Please don't hold back any next time, mew!»

    »Yeah, yeah... We know, so go somewhere else already!»

    »Mew...»

    Angie gained 26 experience points!
    Angie gained 2 points in Sadism!
    Ruby gained 26 exerience points!
    Ruby gained 1 point in Sadism!
    Angie lost 13 strength!
    Ruby lost 40 strength!




    (The strength losses are linked to the relevant stat -- in this case, Sadism.)


    The room otherwise turned out empty.



     
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  17. shywn Learned

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    DOOR 4:



    [​IMG]

    »W--What's that?»

    »Mmm...? Looks like a tit to me?» [​IMG]

    »Why'd there be a tit in a place like this?»

    »Well, I wouldn't consider it strange to have a tit or two lying around in the land of perverts.»

    »But does it have some special meaning since it's in a place like this?»

    »Well, how about you try and touch it then?»

    »Eeeh? No way! I'm sort of disgusted by it already.»

    »Huh? I found some instructions...» [​IMG]

    »Let's see... Usage of the... tit sphere... 'Apply stimulus to teat to warp to the next floor'!?»

    »The land of perverts indeed! The warp device is shaped like a tit!»

    Choice: Touch the tit sphere.


    *rub rub* ... *knead knead*

    »Ahaha! The nipple's hard now!»

    »Angie, you're embarrassing me... Aaah! My body is shaaaaakiiing!»

    Screen shakes and flashes.



    [​IMG]


    Hm, this looks kind of similar, but it says 'B2' now.



    DOOR 1: Empty room.
    DOOR 2: Locked.
    DOOR 3: Another warp tit.



    »Angie, look! Another warp device!»

    »Don't call the thing such fancy names! It's a tit sphere, okay!»

    DOOR 5: Empty room.
    DOOR 4: Enemy encounter... But I'll leave that for the next post.




     
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  18. shywn Learned

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    [​IMG]

    *flex flex*

    »The one with the red cap is Marao! I'm tripping on mushrooms!»

    'mara' is a vulgar word for 'dick'


    *flex flex flex* [​IMG]

    »The one with the green cap is Igilu! They call me the tipper truck with no brakes!»

    »Together we are Marao Igilu! We love threesomes, and can make any girl cum! WE ARE THE MUSCLE BROTHERS!»

    See note at end.


    »W--W--W--What's with these guys!?»

    »What? They're perverts. (Of course...)»

    »Hey there, lady! Do you want a threesome with us!?» [​IMG]

    »These burly arms wrapped around you!»

    »............» [​IMG]

    »A--Angie... What are we going to do?»

    Choice: Take their offer / Run away


    »Oh yeah! Which of you ladies will play with us!?»

    Choice: Angie / Ruby


    »Okay! Baby! With our big hot cocks, it's very happy and go to heaven!»

    »A--Angie... Are you sure about this?»

    »I--If I were afraid of muscle, I couldn't eat yakiniku or shabu-shabu...» [​IMG]

    »I--Is that really how it works?»

    »Okay! Come on! Let's go!»

    [​IMG]

    »Agh... O--Ow!!»

    »Oh! This pussy is quite tight! It feels so good!»

    *flex flex*

    »That's because your cock is so thick!»

    *flex flex flex*

    »You too, Marao. Your cock is so huge, this lady's mouth is about to burst!»

    »Agh... Hggh...» [​IMG]

    »Baby! I know it's tough with a cock as big as mine, but use your mouth a bit more! Use your tongue!»

    »And I'll use my hips! Take that!»

    *thrust* *thrust* *thrust*

    »aaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAHH!»

    *flex flex*

    »This lady is shaking her hips in ecstasy!»

    »She's shaking them because she's in pain! I don't think she's feeling it.»

    *flexxxx*

    »So I've been going too easy on her! I must push harder!»

    *thrust* *thrrrrust*

    »Augh!! Oww! AhaaaAAAAAH!»

    *flexxxxx*

    »Keep moving your mouth!»

    *lick* *slurp*

    »Ahhh...»

    *flex flex*

    »This lady gives pretty good fellatio!»

    »Her pussy's tight too! Feels good!»

    »I'm about to fire away!»

    »I'll do so too!»

    *splurt splurt splurt splurt* *flex*

    »Ah, I came so much!»

    *cough* *cough cough*

    [​IMG]

    *splurttttt splurtttt* *flexxxx*

    »I shot out a lot too!»

    »Ah... Ahaaaahh...»

    *flex flex*

    »Now that we're feeling fresh, let's run!»

    »We are the brawny muscle brothers! Fuck'n'chuck and threesomes are what we love! Bye bye, let's meet some other time!»

    Angie gained 45 experience points!
    Angie gained 1 point in Masochism!
    Angie gained 4 points in Vaginal Tolerance!
    Angie lost 40 strength!
    Ruby didn't lose any strength at all!




    'Marao Igilu' sounds like 'mara o ijiru'
    Ijiru means 'to fiddle with' / 'to play with'
    The pun is, basically, 'Together we play with dicks'
     
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  20. shywn Learned

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    Abnaxus clearly has a penchant for dancing overweight people.
     
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  21. abnaxus Arcane

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  22. Havoc Cheerful Magician Patron

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    Dead State Divinity: Original Sin Project: Eternity Wasteland 2 Codex USB, 2014 Shadorwun: Hong Kong Divinity: Original Sin 2
    :thisisfine:
     
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    [​IMG]

    »Ah! Ruby! I see a key over there!» [​IMG]

    »A red key... Maybe it's the key for the red door?»

    »Maybe it is! But can it be that simple?»

    »Anyway, let's take it.» [​IMG]

    »Yeah, that's a good idea.»

    Angie and Ruby got a red key!


    »...Can I have that key?»

    »Eh? Why?»

    »It looks important... It's just that if I let you have it, you'll just lose it somewhere...»

    »Ugh... Well, all right then...»

    »Sorry... Anyway, I'll be taking care of this then...»

    Now that we're done with the Mario porn, I need some guidance.
    I took a look around, and there were more vagina-monsters in this cave.
    We need an estimate of 30-40 vagina tolerance to survive the rest of the cave. For both of the protagonists.
    Our current numbers are 29/37 for Angie and 5/37 for Ruby. The number after the slash is the maximum, and you need a level-up to raise it.



    We could go try the Citizen Mk I and grind with random encounters on the side to get level-ups. Unfortunately, none of the monsters I've run across give vaginal tolerance, so we're completely dependent on the doctor's machination.


    Or we could just repeatedly bash our heads^Wvaginas against the monsters which gives us XP and relevant attribute gains but we'll faint and be teleported back every time. It's kind of a frustrating way of dealing with the situation, tbh.


    I reckon the second way wastes more game time (the calendar goes forwards by one day after each case of fainting) but I don't think it actually has any in-game effect.



    ...Why the hell is there Mario porn in this thread?



     
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    Only the Emperor knows.

    This does not qualify as porn more than French cinema, I'd say, and the plot makes borderline more sense of one of those Breton incest movies.


    This phrase has no reason to exist in the universe.

    When a game gives you a lemon, or in this case and unholy contraption that will scar our eyes more, we go for it.
     
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    Devs were so lazy they didn't even bother to give Luigi a L hat.
     
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