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The Ultimate Solution to Codex's Sustainability Problem

Haba

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Codex 2012 MCA Divinity: Original Sin Project: Eternity Torment: Tides of Numenera Wasteland 2
After having a few glasses of mulled wine, I had a revelation.

The ultimate way to fund RPGCodex forever and give Taluntain a new golden bath tub to replace the old one, which is getting small whenever he is having orgies with model babes.

Step one: Acquire the permission to sell MCA branded products at the RPGCodex store.

Step two: Produce Product(s).

Example mock up MCA Body Pillow:

mca_body_pillow.png

This is a quick mock-up demonstration, actual product may differ

Step three: Profit.

Step four: Expensive prostitutes and cocaine.

So there you go! No need to thank me, the feeling of having made an impact is enough.

Now make it happen!
 

Hirato

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Codex 2012 Codex USB, 2014 Shadorwun: Hong Kong
And the first reviews are in!

Satisfied owner said:
Defies all expectations.
Enlightened Owner said:
It has touched upon the very nature of what makes me a man.
Worried boyfriend said:
My girlfriend is a massive fan of Chri's masterpiece, Planescape: Torment. I bought her one and she absolutely loves it! Though some nights I fear she may just elope with it...
Prosper said:
My dung beetles rise up against their lord and build a telescope of cement!
IGN said:
Simply majestic!
Crazed Japanese fan said:
U-Unwitting e-exploitation? T-that is so moe! dufufu, want, WANT! Kyaa~!
 

catfood

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After having a few glasses of mulled wine, I had a revelation.

The ultimate way to fund RPGCodex forever and give Taluntain a new golden bath tub to replace the old one, which is getting small whenever he is having orgies with model babes.

Step one: Acquire the permission to sell MCA branded products at the RPGCodex store.

Step two: Produce Product(s).

Example mock up MCA Body Pillow:

mca_body_pillow.png

This is a quick mock-up demonstration, actual product may differ

Step three: Profit.

Step four: Expensive prostitutes and cocaine.

So there you go! No need to thank me, the feeling of having made an impact is enough.

Now make it happen!
:bro:
 

Haba

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Codex 2012 MCA Divinity: Original Sin Project: Eternity Torment: Tides of Numenera Wasteland 2
Naah, Codex just needs to promise to give PE a review score of no less than 9.5 for Metacritic. And organize a fund raiser for the Beta Protocol Kickstarter.
 

Curious_Tongue

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Codex 2012 Codex 2013 Serpent in the Staglands Codex USB, 2014
Shit like this would make good Kickstarter rewards.

People will throw a few dollars at things that make them giggle, just have to have the perfect pitch set up.

Free copy of Grimoire, a few Tshirts with designs from the talented shoopers here...
 

DarkUnderlord

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If someone wants to find a manufacturer and KickStart these, I'm all ears.
 

Taluntain

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All proceeds must go to DU directly for his tireless work on improving the quality of air in our beloved cess... err Codex. It is only fair.
 

eric__s

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I can do it. It costs quite a bit though, it's > $40 each to produce and ship. I'll need to be able to recoup anything we lose on it so I imagine they will have to be priced around $100-$150. I'm uh, also not sure about the legality of using Chris Avellone on a body pillow.

Also the pictures need to be huge, 4500x2000 at minimum.
 

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