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This is Reddit's idea of role-playing in Morrowind

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Arcane
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actually good advice if u follow the natural consequences:

1. make video games as inconvenient and full of boring busywork as real life.

2. realize you might as well just do real life busywork because then you at least get paid.

3. quit video games forever

4. harnessing that time become muscular and hueg and successful in all business endeavours

5. live that there CEO $10k/day life
 

Projas

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Pillars of Eternity 2: Deadfire Steve gets a Kidney but I don't even get a tag.
Shame Morrowind isn't as brilliant as Arcania and doesn't have roleplaying activities. Someone should tell them to switch.
 

Latro

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actually good advice if u follow the natural consequences:

1. make video games as inconvenient and full of boring busywork as real life.

2. realize you might as well just do real life busywork because then you at least get paid.

3. quit video games forever

4. harnessing that time become muscular and hueg and successful in all business endeavours

5. live that there CEO $10k/day life
i've seen muscular rich CEOs and they seem just as miserable as anybody else :dealwithit:
 

fantadomat

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actually good advice if u follow the natural consequences:

1. make video games as inconvenient and full of boring busywork as real life.

2. realize you might as well just do real life busywork because then you at least get paid.

3. quit video games forever

4. harnessing that time become muscular and hueg and successful in all business endeavours

5. live that there CEO $10k/day life
i've seen muscular rich CEOs and they seem just as miserable as anybody else :dealwithit:
Rich people are very miserable,that is why they bring misery to everyone else.

Also those guys are special.What is next on their list,no jumping for athleticism because it is too unrealistic???
 
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MWaser

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actually good advice if u follow the natural consequences:

1. make video games as inconvenient and full of boring busywork as real life.

2. realize you might as well just do real life busywork because then you at least get paid.

3. quit video games forever

4. harnessing that time become muscular and hueg and successful in all business endeavours

5. live that there CEO $10k/day life
becoming a CEO via hard work? yeah right.
 

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MAP WITH A FUCKING QUEST MARKER! A BLOODY QUEST COMPASS! How more realistically could it be?
 

DraQ

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Airborne autism is real folks.
Autism is what leads you to discover how to combine targeted fortify-, drain-stamina and drain attribute effects to achieve what is effectively permanent non-lethal inacapacitation OR to do cryptanalysis of ciphered letters and access their contents in-game.

This here is plain retardation (illusionist style in the OP is good, tho).
 

MWaser

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Note that the uesp article for roleplaying recommended "duplicating items" as part of the immersive experience for having a job.

Because nothing is more immersive than shooting 30 grapes as a grape harvester out of thin air and then selling them on the market to a random dude in a tavern.
 

RapineDel

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Most of Bethesda fan's are like this. They don't care about interesting content, combat, writing and exploration they just want an open world where they can "make their own fun".
 

Black

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It's like larping inside a video game, playing pretend. TESfags are truly horrible creatures and morrowind was never good.
 

Fedora Master

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This isn't Bethestard specific behavior. Seen plenty of roleplayers in MMOs act out similarly inane stuff.
 

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