The Adventures of Wayward the Elf:
Episode 5- Frosty Fortress
Welcome back! I've been getting kinda timely, haven't I?
Well, it'd be about damn time, if two updates was anything to speak by.
Shut it. Anyway, we had just recieved a
wet dream vision from Ria Silmane.
I swear it wasn't! She told me where we need to go!
Suuure she did. I'm positive that she told you lots of things. So, we hed to Skyrim...
And to Winterhold...
To find this Labyrinthian.
Wait, why do we go specifically there?
My
meta-knowledge sixth-sense tells me to go there.
So, once we get there, we decide that since it's night, we'll head to the inn to pick up a wench and catch a night's sleep, if you know what I mean. On the way there, however, this happens...
...
the attention you deserve, or something like that. TBH, I can't find the last screen of that monologue.
Oh gods. What ever will he send to fight me?
This.
A zombie. Another thing that if we weren't a high elf would be annoying due to paralysis. After a difficult fight...
......Yeah. I guess he really does under-estimate me. Anyway, we go to the inn and find this guy after a good night's sleep.
We tell him thanks for justifying my metagame and find our way to the MG in Winterhold.
Wait, don't you mean The College?
I don't know what you're.... Oh God, the repressed memories, they're coming back.... (Goes off to psych ward to repress the CoW guild questline again)
(3 hours later...)
Please don't ever mention that again!!
Phew. So now, we make it there to talk to this guy...
Wait, have you been scrying me? How the hell does he know what I've been up to?
Just get the damn location of the place from him.
Apparently, he took this as acceptance of his quest and marks the place on our map.
While we're here, we make some new spells...
And lastly, my favorite (you'll see why...)
Ater buying some RP Potions, here's my stats
We travel to The Fortress of Ice, a place with no lore, that will never recieve any and never even be mentioned again. If only Labyrinthian had gotten that treatment.
We find some Ice Wolves, who are our best friends, because, with the Fortify Absorption spell, I have a 93% chance of absorbing spells, and these guys just machinegun you with them. This is why a sorceror is overpowered. This would have used all my magic up as a Mage or a Healer to do (because of the addition of the SA effect). The last time I faced these guys, they tore my Khajiit Thief to shreds. This time, well, you can see.
No, I see a puddle of water!
Well, when you walked in, it was an Ice Golem. Spell Absorption FTW.
NO. I FTW!!
Okay, fine, whatever.
After about half an hour, we see the first signs of those knights people were talking about. This far in, though...
Here's some more Puddle Golems. After this, we wander for a while to find this door.
I figured something out. In Arena, if you see a riddle, you're getting near the end of either the floor or the dungeon in general. Once again, the answer is in spoilers, even though this one should be obvious.
Really, if you can't figure this one out... I don't even know what amount of incredulity is due.
We make it thorugh to the Second Floor. And our first enemy on this next floor is (Cue drum roll)....
A... A wolf? What?
Really, what is the purpose of this? How could the universe underestimate me so? Please, don't let it be written in the Elder Scrolls that I fought wolves for a quarter of my adventure.
Really, are you actually mad?
What? No. Mwahahaha, slaughter!!
Wait, no! We can't use copyrighted material!
Damn!
Anyway, we move on. We find a few more wolves of both types, but by now, well, they aren't.
We gain a level!
And find the whatchamacallit, that whatshisface wanted.
Well, that's it for now.
Wait, what? You're ending on a cliffhanger?
Hey, at least I didn't cut to black in midsente-
[Black Screen]
Potions used-
RP: 42
Healing-None
Levels Gained-1
Spells made-4
Deaths-1 (DOSBox capture glitch, didn't capture, sorry)