We need more drama on this site

[Walks with the Snails]

Different categories for general retardedness and spambots would work, too.

 

[Top Hat]

Now, give me a man with a sweet, soft pair of thighs and we're talking.

Tips Top Hat. Greetings!

*shits in your tophat*

Awesome. Now I've got two copies of Oblivion.

 

[Goliath]

Actually, why do we even keep those spambot threads in Retardoland? I'd rather we just kept the flamefests and other assorted nonsense from "real" posters. I mean, it doesn't really undermine the Codex mantra of no censorship if it isn't even a person.

The Codex respects all forms of life (*), even artificial ones who are based on bits instead of carbon hydrogens. We even talk with them, haven't you noticed?


(*) Bioware fanboys, gooks, and tar babies are not proper forms of life.

 

[jiujitsu]

We need more Cleve Blakemore, imo.

 

[Grog]

Oh, and last night I dreamed I was fighting in WWII, only I could fly and instead of using a gun I'd swoop down and battle Nazis with my bare hands. I remember kicking an Ubermencsh down a hill and and watched him roll into a ditch. Does this mean I have an Oedipus Complex?

No, it means you have a Superman complex. The problem is the WWII time period - that would be more like Captain America, except that the Captain couldn't fly. Obviously this means that you have some deep-seated issues about your past. Kind of like Batman.

I think Supes fought Nazis in WWII too... http://www.supermanhomepage.com/movies/movies.php?topic=m-fleis Look for Jungle Drums.

 

[fizzelopeguss]

I nearly committed suicide when I learned that Barbie married Ken.

They announced two years ago that Barbie was dumping Ken.

Who's betting she shacks up with a big blackie.

 

[Dmitron]

Drama? I was stabbed in the back, twice, two days ago. Come on people, lay on some sympathy, fuckit.

 

[Jim Kata]

How about "I played oblivion. I want to kill myself."?

 

[Jim Kata]

Oh, and last night I dreamed I was fighting in WWII, only I could fly and instead of using a gun I'd swoop down and battle Nazis with my bare hands. I remember kicking an Ubermencsh down a hill and and watched him roll into a ditch. Does this mean I have an Oedipus Complex?

No, it means you have a Superman complex. The problem is the WWII time period - that would be more like Captain America, except that the Captain couldn't fly. Obviously this means that you have some deep-seated issues about your past. Kind of like Batman.

I think Supes fought Nazis in WWII too... http://www.supermanhomepage.com/movies/movies.php?topic=m-fleis Look for Jungle Drums.

What kind of idiot wrote that? There is a difference between a synopsis and writing a blowbyblow of everything that happens in an episode!