Incline What must I do to regain my Brofisting privilege?

[Lord Carlos Wafflebum]

Eh, I'd be cautious with DU. Asking DU to fulfill your wishes tends to turn out sideways. He's the closest thing humanity has to a trickster

 

[Ninja Destroyer]

The most interesting are users which fist but rarely ever post. It's like having a secret stalker admirer waiting for you to write something. He shows for a second, and then vanishes in the shadows. They are addicts who need to use their fists every day, and they just can't stop.

 

[Zarniwoop]

Eh, I'd be cautious with DU. Asking DU to fulfill your wishes tends to turn out sideways. He's the closest thing humanity has to a trickster

He's like the Wish Granter in S.T.A.L.K.E.R

 

[hivemind]

... funny gifs

When are you going to start with those?

 

[King Crispy]

Edit: I also bet my shitposter tag to Crispy if Menck wins.

Fine.

I bet that if DU and TR win, Cloaked Doug, aka Cloaked Figure, the Codex' most notorious shitposter of all time, a dirty sandnigger to boot, gets permanently banned.

 

[Zorba the Hutt]

The most interesting are users which fist but rarely ever post. It's like having a secret stalker admirer waiting for you to write something. He shows for a second, and then vanishes in the shadows. They are addicts who needs to use their fists every day, and they just can't stop.

Yes, qwerty123456 has never posted but likes to exercise his fist to express appreciation for the fine quality of discourse on this monocled forum.

 

[Cloaked Figure]

Edit: I also bet my shitposter tag to Crispy if Menck wins.

Fine.

I bet that if DU and TR win, Cloaked Doug, aka Cloaked Figure, the Codex' most notorious shitposter of all time, a dirty sandnigger to boot, gets permanently banned.

Buddy, the bets must be equal. If you want to bet that I get perma-banned, then that's what you should also get if Menck wins.

Although your cocksure attitude lends credence to my earlier accusations of this being a set up.

 

[King Crispy]

Fuck you.

 

[evdk]

We need a host. And someone to stream. Would prefer an observer who streams that way, rather than a host who streams because Australians.

First you need Menckenstein to go along with this.

 

[Kane]

... funny gifs

When are you going to start with those?

I am sorry, it may have escaped you but I am already done with funny gifs. I have attained parity, became Emperor of Codexia and ascended to godhood. I know my people, many of you miss my gifs. But now is the time for a new, young hero to rise out of the mists of time and duel the fates with gifs and reason in his hands. And unto this brave soul I shall be but a guiding force, a whisper in the winds, showing him the path to enlightenment. Rise up!

 

[Clockwork Knight]

for hiver if Menck wins.

 

[Zorba the Hutt]

UT has been done. It's time for something more cutthroat and butthurt-inducing... like SMAC.

 

[Kane]

UT has been done. It's time for something more cutthroat and butthurt-inducing... like SMAC.

The contestants will die of old age before the match finishes. Genius.

 

[hivemind]

Play Rise of Nations.

It's a great fun game.

 

[IDtenT]

Doesn't someone here have a good pc and internet to host in, I dunno, Africa or something?
2x1 seems unfair, even with lagz.

I could host.

But I don't own the game.

 

[DraQ]

Is Menck any good? I haven't played UT in a very long time, and never played competitively/against people.

No chance then, even if you were the server.

UT bots are very good but there are things they just can't replicate.

Eh, I'd be cautious with DU. Asking DU to fulfill your wishes tends to turn out sideways. He's the closest thing humanity has to a trickster

UR DOING IT RONG.

 

[CyberP]

Will there be betting? I'm going to pass on these tags to my favorite Codexers. Get ready for the butthurt

 

[Lord Carlos Wafflebum]

Is Menck any good? I haven't played UT in a very long time, and never played competitively/against people.

No chance then, even if you were the server.

UT bots are very good but there are things they just can't replicate.

Eh, I'd be cautious with DU. Asking DU to fulfill your wishes tends to turn out sideways. He's the closest thing humanity has to a trickster

UR DOING IT RONG.

I'm only doing your mom wrong

 

[CyberP]

All tags are to be transferred from my profile onto the unlucky victims as specified:

DarkUnderlord gets Weasel if Menck wins. (odds: very likely)

zwanzig_zwoelf gets Possibly Retarded if Menck wins with a Kill/Death ratio greater than 1.5 (odds: likely).

Infinitron gets Advertising plant if Menck wins with a Kill/Death ratio greater than 2. (odds: slim).

Ninjerk gets Douchebag if Menck kills both individuals of his opposing team within 5 seconds of each other. (odds: 1:1).

DraQ gets No Fun Allowed if Menck gets two or more kills with the enforcer. (odds: slim).

Zep Zepo gets Ow, The Edge! if Menck gets a headshot on DU whilst Menck himself is airbourne. (odds: slim unless specifically going for it).

Alfons gets Shitposter if Menck loses. (odds: slim).

Dumbfuck! goes to whomever commits suicide, if anyone.

As you can see, I have arranged for the tags to be dished out in a meaningful manner, each deserving of their fate. Those less deserving of tags have slimmer odds.
As for the remaining tags: If the fight is thrown, cheats are used or participants quit, all those involved in the deed get all my remaining tags transferred and divided among them. (odds: insufficient data)

I'm a very reasonable person. If I were a true codexer I would have dealt out more to unsuspecting victims, sometimes at random, where it would be unfair to do so. or targeted an individual with more than one bet.

Oh, as for me:

1 bet lost: -50 brofists,
2 bets lost: another new tag and the above.
3 bets lost: -100 brofists plus the above.
4 bets lost: another new tag and all the above.
5 bets lost: all brofists removed, plus the tags above.
6 bets or more lost: banned or prosperization.

The punishments for myself are just as fair, with reasonable odds too. good chances I could be banned or prosperized even.

There's 8 bets in total not including the punishment for cheaters/quitters, which shouldn't count.

Edit: some cleaning up and optimizing done. No more edits now.

 

[DraQ]

All tags are to be transferred from my profile onto the unlucky victims as specified:

DraQ gets No Fun Allowed if Menck gets a doublekill. (odds: slim).

Victims?
I don't need your fucking fun.

 

[CyberP]

All tags are to be transferred from my profile onto the unlucky victims as specified:

DraQ gets No Fun Allowed if Menck gets a doublekill. (odds: slim).

Victims?
I don't need your fucking fun.

It is alluding to your design perspective; favoring of simulation design over gameplay, seemingly regardless of any conditions.

I changed the parameters to two or more kills with the enforcer as it was essentially the same as another bet. No more edits now.

 

[DraQ]

All tags are to be transferred from my profile onto the unlucky victims as specified:

DraQ gets No Fun Allowed if Menck gets a doublekill. (odds: slim).

Victims?
I don't need your fucking fun.

It is alluding to your design perspective; favoring of simulation design over gameplay, seemingly regardless of any conditions.

tl;dr

 

[Transfiguring Roar]

No chance then, even if you were the server.

UT bots are very good but there are things they just can't replicate.

... Oh fuck...

 

[King Crispy]

Whatever you do, DON'T QUIT.

 

[LeStryfe79]

What can I bet to reinstate Iren?