Incline What must I do to regain my Brofisting privilege?

[Ranselknulf]

All my brofists on DU / TR tag team winning.

Third times a charm men.

 

[Dreaad]

Can't we have a quiz instead or something? Really the way things get settled with FPS games is shameful.

 

[Alfons]

CyberP Does it really matter if any of your tags get removed? The worst tag you have can't be removed anyway: CyberP

 

[CyberP]

I'm just giving you faggots what you want: butthurt and drama.

 

[Alfons]

I'm just giving you faggots what you want: butthurt and drama.

 

[CyberP]

A God among Codexers.

Popped those moles yet?

 

[Alfons]

A God among Codexers.

Popped those moles yet?

Going by your definition of what the codex is that basically translates to the "king of retards". Good to see you're finally coming to terms with your affliction.

 

[CyberP]

A God among, not a God of.

 

[Deuce Traveler]

Hi site admins, I have had my brofisting privilege taken away from me because I was wrongfully spamming brofists. Is there something I can do to make amends and regain this wonderful privilege that should not be abused?

Yours sincerely,

Transfiguring Roar

You must defeat Menckenstein in Mortal Kombat.

And by Mortal Kombat, I mean Unreal Tournament. And it has to be a legit match, no shenanigans.

Yeah, he hasn't got a snowball's chance in hell.
Location:
Australia

Ok so to make it fair, TR and me in a team vs Menck.

VioletShadow

We knew this was coming.

 

[Alfons]

A God among, not a God of.

Christ a possibly retarded dumb fuck arguing semantics. The phrase God among men signifies that the "god" is a god because he embodies the best qualities of the "men" he is surrounded by. Seeing as by your definition the codex is breeding ground for retards that makes you the prime retard.

 

[CyberP]

Christ a possibly retarded dumb fuck arguing semantics. The phrase God among men signifies that the "god" is a god because he embodies the best qualities of the "men" he is surrounded by.

You'll pull anything from your ass, won't you...

I'm a retard only in that I waste my time communicating with you.

 

[Tzaero]

I'm a retard

'K

 

[Alfons]

I'm a retard only in that I waste my time communicating with you.

Nah, that's only one of the reasons.

 

[CyberP]

I'm a retard

'K

Another stray sore ass. Wait your turn.

 

[RK47]

No chance then, even if you were the server.

UT bots are very good but there are things they just can't replicate.

... Oh fuck...

Nominate a champion. I recommend omega21
He's young and eager to prove his eSports mettle.
In Singapore we call 'Sibei Satki Warrior'

 

[zwanzig_zwoelf]

All tags are to be transferred from my profile onto the unlucky victims as specified:

DarkUnderlord gets Weasel if Menck wins. (odds: very likely)

zwanzig_zwoelf gets Possibly Retarded if Menck wins with a Kill/Death ratio greater than 1.5 (odds: likely).

Infinitron gets Advertising plant if Menck wins with a Kill/Death ratio greater than 2. (odds: slim).

Ninjerk gets Douchebag if Menck kills both individuals of his opposing team within 5 seconds of each other. (odds: 1:1).

DraQ gets No Fun Allowed if Menck gets two or more kills with the enforcer. (odds: slim).

Zep Zepo gets Ow, The Edge! if Menck gets a headshot on DU whilst Menck himself is airbourne. (odds: slim unless specifically going for it).

Alfons gets Shitposter if Menck loses. (odds: slim).

Dumbfuck! goes to whomever commits suicide, if anyone.

As you can see, I have arranged for the tags to be dished out in a meaningful manner, each deserving of their fate. Those less deserving of tags have slimmer odds.
As for the remaining tags: If the fight is thrown, cheats are used or participants quit, all those involved in the deed get all my remaining tags transferred and divided among them. (odds: insufficient data)

I'm a very reasonable person. If I were a true codexer I would have dealt out more to unsuspecting victims, sometimes at random, where it would be unfair to do so. or targeted an individual with more than one bet.

Oh, as for me:

1 bet lost: -50 brofists,
2 bets lost: another new tag and the above.
3 bets lost: -100 brofists plus the above.
4 bets lost: another new tag and all the above.
5 bets lost: all brofists removed, plus the tags above.
6 bets or more lost: banned or prosperization.

The punishments for myself are just as fair, with reasonable odds too. good chances I could be banned or prosperized even.

There's 8 bets in total not including the punishment for cheaters/quitters, which shouldn't count.

Edit: some cleaning up and optimizing done. No more edits now.

And here I thought we became friends. If I get the tag, I'm calling you out to play Daikatana, you little shithead.

 

[CyberP]

Well it has gotta be better than fucking Star Stable, at least.

 

[Ninjerk]

All tags are to be transferred from my profile onto the unlucky victims as specified:

DarkUnderlord gets Weasel if Menck wins. (odds: very likely)

zwanzig_zwoelf gets Possibly Retarded if Menck wins with a Kill/Death ratio greater than 1.5 (odds: likely).

Infinitron gets Advertising plant if Menck wins with a Kill/Death ratio greater than 2. (odds: slim).

Ninjerk gets Douchebag if Menck kills both individuals of his opposing team within 5 seconds of each other. (odds: 1:1).

DraQ gets No Fun Allowed if Menck gets two or more kills with the enforcer. (odds: slim).

Zep Zepo gets Ow, The Edge! if Menck gets a headshot on DU whilst Menck himself is airbourne. (odds: slim unless specifically going for it).

Alfons gets Shitposter if Menck loses. (odds: slim).

Dumbfuck! goes to whomever commits suicide, if anyone.

As you can see, I have arranged for the tags to be dished out in a meaningful manner, each deserving of their fate. Those less deserving of tags have slimmer odds.
As for the remaining tags: If the fight is thrown, cheats are used or participants quit, all those involved in the deed get all my remaining tags transferred and divided among them. (odds: insufficient data)

I'm a very reasonable person. If I were a true codexer I would have dealt out more to unsuspecting victims, sometimes at random, where it would be unfair to do so. or targeted an individual with more than one bet.

Oh, as for me:

1 bet lost: -50 brofists,
2 bets lost: another new tag and the above.
3 bets lost: -100 brofists plus the above.
4 bets lost: another new tag and all the above.
5 bets lost: all brofists removed, plus the tags above.
6 bets or more lost: banned or prosperization.

The punishments for myself are just as fair, with reasonable odds too. good chances I could be banned or prosperized even.

There's 8 bets in total not including the punishment for cheaters/quitters, which shouldn't count.

Edit: some cleaning up and optimizing done. No more edits now.

 

[SerratedBiz]

Just enable friendly fire and let the butthurt commence.

 

[Ulminati]

Who the fuck plays with friendly fire off in the first place?

 

[Transfiguring Roar]

Whatever you do, DON'T QUIT.

Good advice.

Nominate a champion. I recommend omega21
He's young and eager to prove his eSports mettle.
In Singapore we call 'Sibei Satki Warrior'

Hmm, tempting, but I think it's best I be a man bro and try to atone for my sin myself, considering how bad it is.

Just enable friendly fire and let the butthurt commence.

 

[RK47]

no seriously, omega21 is really hungry for GD access.
He is willing to risk his life for it.

 

[Transfiguring Roar]

I'll have a think about it, but I'm fairly keen to have a go.

 

[Grimlorn]

Let's make it more interesting. Crispy and Menck vs DU and TR.

 

[King Crispy]

Yeah, no.