Why was Cloaked Figure banned?

[Sycophantic Noob]

On a second thought, I think I know why.

 

[JohnTheRevelator]

I was about to make thread to ask why no one made this thread yet.

 

[Whisky]

He'll be back sooner or later. I think he's been banned more often than anyone (not counting alts) but eventually he's let back in.

 

[TwinkieGorilla]

Wrong end of a high-powered business meeting.

 

[King Crispy]

He got his wish from a very powerful djiin.

 

[zerotol]

He never leaves , he has plenty of alts. Like we all do.

 

[Jack]

 

[DarkUnderlord]

Wrong end of a high-powered business meeting.

I walked into the board room wearing cargo pants and a Mensa t-shirt. My neckbeard was particularly overgrown after a few weeks of not bothering to shave.

Cloaked Figure was sitting on one end, me on the other. He'd been eye-balling me all meeting. Not in the sexual sense like I secretly knew he wanted, but in that way twelve year olds do when they're testing your limits. Daring you, challenging you to take some action against them for mucking about with the remote. I had Crooked Bee bring up his user profile. His modding email address, Dumbfuck tag, it was all there. I added Unwanted because it's a manual thing you have to do.

Cloaked Figure looked at the tag and laughed out loud, "You trying to ban me or something?", as he left his remark in the thread. I grabbed his account as he went to leave and got right into the banning section.

DU: "This is what I'm about. Cargo pants that are tied around the waist with draw string that I have to keep pulling up because belts are just too formal, Mensa t-shirt, neckbeard and thinning hair. Cloaked Figure can wince, cry, beg all he wants -- but in the end, he eventually gets banned."

And then I banned him myself. Because that's how I roll. Crooked Bee and I shared a couple of blunts and I spent another few weeks not shaving.

 

[Random Dumbass]

Doomed is he, who believes that the essence of a poster can be defeated by simply banning one of his alts. Your defeat is coming, neckbearded tyrant.

 

[Jaesun]

No more sexy CF pictures.

 

[Whisky]

Wrong end of a high-powered business meeting.

I walked into the board room wearing cargo pants and a Mensa t-shirt. My neckbeard was particularly overgrown after a few weeks of not bothering to shave.

Cloaked Figure was sitting on one end, me on the other. He'd been eye-balling me all meeting. Not in the sexual sense like I secretly knew he wanted, but in that way twelve year olds do when they're testing your limits. Daring you, challenging you to take some action against them for mucking about with the remote. I had Crooked Bee bring up his user profile. His modding email address, Dumbfuck tag, it was all there. I added Unwanted because it's a manual thing you have to do.

Cloaked Figure looked at the tag and laughed out loud, "You trying to ban me or something?", as he left his remark in the thread. I grabbed his account as he went to leave and got right into the banning section.

DU: "This is what I'm about. Cargo pants that are tied around the waist with draw string that I have to keep pulling up because belts are just too formal, Mensa t-shirt, neckbeard and thinning hair. Cloaked Figure can wince, cry, beg all he wants -- but in the end, he eventually gets banned."

And then I banned him myself. Because that's how I roll. Crooked Bee and I shared a couple of blunts and I spent another few weeks not shaving.

What the fuck, man. We agreed, we all share the blunts. Don't make me report the NSA on your stash.

 

[fizzelopeguss]

Cloaked figure is a good white man™.

 

[Tommy Wiseau]

Cloaked Figure and DarkUnderlord would make a good love couple.

 

[zerotol]

Cloaked Figure and DarkUnderlord would make a good love couple.

who says they aren't already?

 

[IDtenT]

Cloaked Figure and DarkUnderlord would make a good love couple.

who says they aren't already?

Taluntain wouldn't like these rumours.

 

[DragoFireheart]

On a second thought, I think I know why.

Stop attention whoring.

 

[Sycophantic Noob]

On a second thought, I think I know why.

Stop attention whoring.

huh?

 

[DragoFireheart]

On a second thought, I think I know why.

Stop attention whoring.

huh?

Stop being so serious.

 

[DragoFireheart]

Cloaked Figure said: ↑
Can someone post this from me on my why is CF banned thread:

just quote all of DragoFireHeart's posts and write the following:

This is why no one likes you, DragoFireHeart. You make posts just to make posts, there is no meaningful content in anything you have written here. It is like watching a child mimic the words that he hears grown-ups around him say. You are such a fucking retard it is unbelievable.

From: Cloaked Figure

 

[Jaesun]

CF is correct once again.

 

[RK47]

what's a blunt

 

[Glyphwright]

I would humbly ask to have CF unbanned, it just doesn't feel right without his wacky antics.

DarkUnderlord, if CloakedFigure apologized for his behavior to you, would you be willing to unban either of his accounts?

CloakedFigure, would you apologize for pissing off DarkUnderlord if it got you unbanned?

I think a lasting peace can be brokered, with the willing cooperation of both sides.

Whatever happens, DarkUnderlord is great. Praise be upon him. Praise, praise, praise. Praise, praise, praise. Praise, praise, praise. *throws nice-smelling tulip and rose petals on the floor as he leaves in a low bow to the floor*

 

[Chinese Jetpilot]

You have to learn to let go of the dead.

 

[Glyphwright]

*lets go of chinese jetpilot*

 

[DarkUnderlord]

Banned Glyphwright.

 

[zerotol]

Banned Glyphwright.

One can only hope