Review Witcher 3 10/10 GOTY Review Roundup

[Makabb]

Ati user detected.

it's from the consoles

 

[ghostdog]

Yep, it looks like crap in xbox:

 

[SwiftCrack]

next-gen textures

Reminds me of LA Noire.

 

[Perkel]

Predictions:

pros
- amazing non linear C&C
- great story
- best characters
- best world design
- no fetch quests in traditional sense of that word
- amazing writting
cons
- shit combat
- junk
- padding

next-gen textures

 

[pakoito]

no fetch quests in traditional sense of that word

This has already surfaced as a problem in some polish reviews.

 

[Nyast]

I got hyped about Witcher 1, I had a weak will, and I bought it. I didn't like it.

I got hyped again about Witcher 2, I had a weak will, and I bought it. And I didn't like it either.

I'm hyped about Witcher 3, I have a weak will, and I'm gonna buy it. Will I like it ?

 

[Gicusan]

I got it on GoG!
It comes as a bundled game with Nvidia's GTX 900s and a friend traded it for 2 beers (and the tips). I still wonder if those money weren't better spent on booze for myself. but he was penniless so I would have had to buy him drinks anyway.
I somehow liked the first game as it had an interesting story, a fresh world with some decent characters. Did not like or finish 2. Have low expectations on 3. But I finished the boring PoE (I mean I still have to beat that last boss but that is 2 weeks old in waiting and expect it wont happen ever) so i have free time. At least I am not expecting much out of this one so I surely wont be disappointed. I hope so at least. I had 0 expectations from DA Inquisition and I was still disappointed (2 hours in game was all I could do) - horrible game.

As for the potato producer, I used to like them but now they are selling their "good guys image" like a would be virgin selling their hymen for the highest bidder. So, I expect them to do worse and worse games that will sell more and more.

 

[Zeriel]

Yep, it looks like crap in xbox:

That footage was shot on PC afair.

Also... why even link this?

"Hey guys, look at this video footage of a TV screen of a PC game, this is how we judge how games look."

It's like watching the new Avengers film on a VHS tape through a manhole cover and then saying the VFX look mediocre.

 

[Dreaad]

Yep, it looks like crap in xbox:

That footage was shot on PC afair.

Also... why even link this?

"Hey guys, look at this video footage of a TV screen of a PC game, this is how we judge how games look."

It's like watching the new Avengers film on a VHS tape through a manhole cover and then saying the VFX look mediocre.

Dude, get over it, the downgrade was confirmed by CDR. They blatantly said it was downgraded for consoles, it looks worse than TW2.

 

[karnak]

Who cares about the gameplay and graphics downgrade?
Can we see some good tits on the game?

 

[ghostdog]

That footage was shot on PC afair.

Also... why even link this?

"Hey guys, look at this video footage of a TV screen of a PC game, this is how we judge how games look."

It's like watching the new Avengers film on a VHS tape through a manhole cover and then saying the VFX look mediocre.

Dude I mainly linked this for the laughs. Also I spotted some pretty low textures and since the vid is showing the xbox game case, I'm assuming he is playing the xbox version. If he is playing the PC version, I really hope he is using mid-low settings.

 

[Bubbles]

Bubbles are you going to review this one?

No, I'm writing about a far superior game.

 

[Metro]

cons
- shit combat

No need to go further. An action rpg with shit combat isn't worth playing.

 

[Zeriel]

cons
- shit combat

No need to go further. An action rpg with shit combat isn't worth playing.

So pretty much every action RPG ever with the possible exception of Dark Souls. (I actually don't like Dark Souls gameplay that much either, but some people love the timing-based stuff, not really my thing but I can respect the argument.)

 

[Cyberarmy]

Bubbles are you going to review this one?

No, I'm writing about a far superior game.

Risen 3 GOTY Edition?

 

[Black]

TAKE THIS, OBSHITIAN
KURRRRWAAA

 

[meanwhileInPoland]

cons
- shit combat

No need to go further. An action rpg with shit combat isn't worth playing.

So pretty much every action RPG ever with the possible exception of Dark Souls. (I actually don't like Dark Souls gameplay that much either, but some people love the timing-based stuff, not really my thing but I can respect the argument.)

dragons dogma, blade of darkness, dark messiah, risen 1, dragons crown all actionc crpgs with great combat. I dont even know how it is possible to develop an action game about monster hunter and combat system is not your fucking priority....

 

[Ulrox]

I got Witcher 3 for free due to a friend buying a gtx 970.

If Witcher 3 is awesome, then awesome - I'll have awesome fun.

If Witcher 3 is horrible, then awesome - I'll have awesome fun watching butthurt on rpg codex

 

[Lord Azlan]

The question is can father time polish a clump of turd (or coal) and turn it to diamond or some other rare and valuable substance?

Witcher Infinity - not a bad game

Can I only ask that the Codex review is not funny this time as I nearly bought number 2 on the strength of Vaultdwellers review - however I had already bought it because Witcher 1 had some potential.

 

[Nebuchadnezzar]

I bet roxor gives this a 10/10.

 

[Kz3r0]

I bet roxor gives this a 0/10.

 

[Ulrox]

I bet roxor gives this a -9999/10.

 

[Bumvelcrow]

I'm so sick of all this hype and nauseatingly positive reviews. It makes me not want to buy it just to piss somebody off.

 

[Eyestabber]

Is the main guy now capable of just STABBING a monster that is right behind him, or does he still feels the need to do a triple backflip first? (and get his attack interrupted in the process)?

 

[Commissar Draco]

If this Potato wonder has tits and Grim Dark story + fun popamole Combat? if yes First Day trip to Buccaneers Port if not Kommissar will have fun reading Komrade Roxorovich review and RK-47 kun LP... Either way Pobieda and ! :russia: