Wolfenstein: The New Order

[Late Bloomer]

Is this the woke one?

The very one.

 

[Wirdschowerdn]

It's great. Get it you dunces.

 

[orcinator]

It's great. Get it you dunces.

2022 Anno Domini
People still lie on the internet.

 

[Wirdschowerdn]

No it's really good. So is Old Blood.

 

[Wunderbar]

Is this the woke one?

not yet.
The New Order was alright, The Old Blood was pretty good, and then The New Colossus cranked up the wokeness to 11.

 

[arekks]

New Colossus starts with a very long sequence of badly-written cutscenes where BJs dad rants about how much he hates n-words and then makes you shoot your dog in the head to prove you're a real man and not a sissy boy. Then you wake up in a wheelchair and have to fight Nazis as a cripple for the first mission of the game, wheeling around on conveyor belts and shit like that. It's full on performative woke but also the level design is bad and there's about three different level themes that are repeated over and over

It doesn't even have anything as unintentionally funny as the concentration camp level in New Order

 

[JDR13]

No, it wasn't until the expansion for The New Colossus (can't even remember the name of it) that they went off the rails with the woke bullshit.

 

[orcinator]

TNO was HaloCoD #2321, it offered nothing new, didn't do anything well and did plenty of things terribly.
New Colossus was HaloCoD #2322 it offered nothing new and didn't do anything well and did lots of things terribly. It also had sassy black wimmin who don't need no man.

 

[Goldschmidt]

Retarded console game. Avoid at all costs. Don't say you weren't warned!