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Review Yahtzee reviews Fable 3: Asbestos and Bacon Sandwich

DarkUnderlord

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<p>Zero Punctuation, Yahtzee, Escapist Magazine <a href="http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/2652-Fable-3">take a look at Fable 3</a>:</p>
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<p style="padding-left: 30px;">It's just not very good. Probably because it's exclusively X-Box.</p>
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<p>Dog fucking ensues, along with a discussion about Good vs Evil... and how in the end, none of it mattered anyway. Thanks <strong>Fens</strong>!</p>
 

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That should be fun ... oh a few days ago I found out Angry Joe also hates Fable.
 

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I liked it very much. The music that is, fucking nice tune. I couldn't stand that guy talking though.
 

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Drakron said:
That should be fun ... oh a few days ago I found out Angry Joe also hates Fable.

How is it that you came to possess a particular piece of information on that mongoloid, again?
 

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There was a thread at the ITS forum linking it to this Angry Joe rant about how much Fable 3 sucks. I couldn't stand watching that retard talk for more than a minute. He is really fucking bad.
 

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BUT ESQUILAX HE IS THE CHAMPION OF THE PEOPLE HE IS USING HIS VOICE AND FIGHTING THE GOOD FIGHT FOR THE PEOPLE ARE YOU ONE OF THE PEOPLE ESQUILAX IF SO ANGRY JOE IS YOUR CHAMPION
 

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Hobo Elf said:
How is it that you came to possess a particular piece of information on that mongoloid, again?

I go to Nostalgia Critic site to check his movie reviews, Angry Joe is linked in there (along with Sage that I prefer), I caught "32 reasons to why Fable III sucks" on the latest videos side bar.
 

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Drakron said:
Hobo Elf said:
How is it that you came to possess a particular piece of information on that mongoloid, again?

I go to Nostalgia Critic site to check his movie reviews, Angry Joe is linked in there (along with Sage that I prefer), I caught "32 reasons to why Fable III sucks" on the latest videos side bar.

I saw the commentary Sage and Spoony did for their Garzey's Wing review, and Sage has got to be the most self-absorbed, arrogant douchebag on the site.
 

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Drakron said:
Hobo Elf said:
How is it that you came to possess a particular piece of information on that mongoloid, again?

I go to Nostalgia Critic site to check his movie reviews, Angry Joe is linked in there (along with Sage that I prefer), I caught "32 reasons to why Fable III sucks" on the latest videos side bar.

I came upon his review of Fable 3 the same way. But then i saw this http://angryjoeshow.com/2010/03/game-review-risen/

:x
 

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Fun to hear him tear it a new one. When even the regular sites and magazines were less than stellar about the game you can be pretty certain it is horrid shit (well, or a gaming gem. They seem to get the same treatment by the media.) but I didn't imagine it to be this bad.
 

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When even consoletards think that a game is dumbed down, you know you've got a monumentaly shit game in your hands.
 

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Is Yahtzee reviewing Fable fucking 3 really worthy of the Codex's front page? :?

Wait this isn't even VoD
 

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give it another 2 generations.
exactly... seems the industry outran its customers for now... but they are desperately trying to catch up
 

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Multi-headed Cow said:
BUT ESQUILAX HE IS THE CHAMPION OF THE PEOPLE HE IS USING HIS VOICE AND FIGHTING THE GOOD FIGHT FOR THE PEOPLE ARE YOU ONE OF THE PEOPLE ESQUILAX IF SO ANGRY JOE IS YOUR CHAMPION

[Intelligence] So you're saying he fights the Good Fight with his voice?

Quick, somebody post that "TOP 5 REASONS WHY FALLOUT 3 KICKS ASS!!!" picture with him standing over it.

Yahtzee can actually say some funny shit sometimes, plus he shows love to games like Thief that your console crowd hasn't heard about, so I like him. But this guy, on the other hand, has the most punchable face-voice combo ever.
 

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I had never heard of this Angry Joe person before so I looked up that Risen review. I don't know what's wrong with you people. Voice is fine, face is a little gypsy gangsta, which is fine? Strange emotes on his face though, that kind of put me off. But I agree with his Risen review, it's an overrated game. Can't say I necessarily agree with all his reasons though. But, Risen = suck.
 

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circ said:
I had never heard of this Angry Joe person before so I looked up that Risen review. I don't know what's wrong with you people. Voice is fine, face is a little gypsy gangsta, which is fine? Strange emotes on his face though, that kind of put me off. But I agree with his Risen review, it's an overrated game. Can't say I necessarily agree with all his reasons though. But, Risen = suck.

http://www.rpgcodex.net/phpBB/viewtopic.php?t=51698
 

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Ok so? I just found this Muscle Girl mod for Fallout 3 and it looks awesome. I mean, if I could make a groupmate be a Muscle Girl. But I'm afraid to install FO3 again. Maybe he found a Gypsy Girl mod or something. I can see that changing the nature of a man.
 
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Angry Joe illustrates the fail that is .... the sanctuary, holy crap that looks retarded
 

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