Tacticular Cancer: We'll have your balls

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You ever wonder where all that steam money is going?

Discussion in 'General Gaming' started by desocupado, Apr 24, 2012.

  1. desocupado Liturgist

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    Take a look:

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    It was spotted by my bro Exidium, he posted on the steam sale thread, but I thought it deserved more attention.

    Kinky I would say.
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  2. Excidium P. banal

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    Dammit deso. :lol:

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    In before retardo
    MaskedMan Brofists this.
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  3. potatojohn Arcane

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    He may be a morbidly obese CEO of a company that makes banal games and retarded DRM but at least he fucks adult women and not little boys.

    Incline of the degenerates.
    Burning Bridges Brofists this.
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  4. Father Walker Potato Ranger

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    Geee, those hookers are ugly. Suggests that Steam isn't doing that well.
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  5. Multi-headed Cow Arcane

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    More like great games and great DRM ALL HAIL GABEN

    Although he's married and has kids I'm pretty sure. That's not very cool Gaben. :rpgcodex:
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  6. Angthoron Prestigious Gentleman Arcane Patron

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    It looks like those hookers were just...

    ...blowing some Steam.


    :yeah:
    schluberlubs, udm and Azalin Brofist this.
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  7. Morgoth Arcane

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    Gabe is a married man, he'd never betray his wives.
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  8. Captain Shrek Orbis non-sufficit Dumbfuck

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    Come on that's just breakfast.
    schluberlubs and meh Brofist this.
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  9. SCO Arcane

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    the magic of the internet

    Someone find his wife's email
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  11. Morgoth Arcane

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    Stop the Gaben hatin' people.

    Just because he can afford two cum dumps every day while the average Codexian can only afford one every month, doesn't mean he's one of those snobby 1%. He's a Bro, he's one of us.
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  12. Azalin Arcane Patron

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    All hail Gaben
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  13. Nattvardsvin Learned

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    Huge piece of lard with money uses hookers to get laid, what's new?
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  14. Renegen Prophet

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    Great find. I distinctly remember when people would show that more famous 2nd screenshot and say that GabeN was a player the way those girls were all over him.
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  15. RRRrrr Learned

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    Is is just me or the photo is not available?
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    Just you.
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  17. BLOBERT Arcane Patron

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    BRO GOOD FOR HIM I BET MY FAT ASS THAT IF I WAS ROLLING IN VALVE MONEY I WOULD HAVE WHORES EVERYWHERE
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  18. Spectacle Arcane Patron

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    Gaben doesn't seem very enthusiastic about the affair. It's like "Oh the shit you gotta do when you're rich. My dick is getting sore from all these hookers. Better get it over with".
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  19. catfood AGAIN

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    Old pics are old.

    Also, the money goes to a worthy cause. I would have done no different.
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  20. MisterStone Augur

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    Wow you mean people who make a shitload of money and become rich very quickly spend said money on carnal pleasures? THIS REVELATION ROCKS ME TO MY CORE. :yeah:
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  21. Micmu Magister

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    Judging by guy's photo... food?
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  22. Menckenstein Lunacy of Caen: Todd Reaver

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    I bet they played flesh portal.
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  23. poocolator Arbiter

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    Pretty sure his gut's where the upcoming games are stored. A sneak peek at HL2: Episode 3 would involve crawling up his rectum and digging around a bit. I guess that kind of makes him the Queen Alien or something, right? The question this now raises is whether he lays eggs containing games or shits them into a toilet.
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  24. oldmanpaco Master of Siestas

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    That is one fat dude. I mean really really fat.
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