Tacticular Cancer: We'll have your balls

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You ever wonder where all that steam money is going?

Discussion in 'General Gaming' started by desocupado, Apr 24, 2012.

  1. desocupado Liturgist

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    Take a look:

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    It was spotted by my bro Exidium, he posted on the steam sale thread, but I thought it deserved more attention.

    Kinky I would say.
     
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  2. Excidium P. banal

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    Dammit deso. :lol:

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    In before retardo
     
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  3. potatojohn Arcane Bethestard

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    He may be a morbidly obese CEO of a company that makes banal games and retarded DRM but at least he fucks adult women and not little boys.

    Incline of the degenerates.
     
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  4. Father Walker Potato Ranger

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    Geee, those hookers are ugly. Suggests that Steam isn't doing that well.
     
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  5. More like great games and great DRM ALL HAIL GABEN

    Although he's married and has kids I'm pretty sure. That's not very cool Gaben. :rpgcodex:
     
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  6. Angthoron Prestigious Gentleman RPG Codex Staff

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    It looks like those hookers were just...

    ...blowing some Steam.


    :yeah:
     
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  7. I'm With Her Morgoth for prison Arcane

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    Gabe is a married man, he'd never betray his wives.
     
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  8. Captain Shrek Orbis non-sufficit Dumbfuck

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    Come on that's just breakfast.
     
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  9. SCO Arcane In My Safe Space

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    the magic of the internet

    Someone find his wife's email
     
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  10. Make America Great Again Infinitron Inevitably Successful in All Circumstances Patron

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  11. Burning Bridges Enviado de meu SM-G3502T usando Tapatalk

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    All is well now, I am not so rich but my body is trim as hell :lol:
     
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  12. I'm With Her Morgoth for prison Arcane

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    Stop the Gaben hatin' people.

    Just because he can afford two cum dumps every day while the average Codexian can only afford one every month, doesn't mean he's one of those snobby 1%. He's a Bro, he's one of us.
     
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  13. Make America Great Again Azalin Arcane Patron

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    All hail Gaben
     
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  14. Nattvardsvin Learned

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    Huge piece of lard with money uses hookers to get laid, what's new?
     
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  15. Make America Great Again Renegen Arcane

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    Great find. I distinctly remember when people would show that more famous 2nd screenshot and say that GabeN was a player the way those girls were all over him.
     
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  16. I'm With Her RRRrrr for prison Arbiter

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    Is is just me or the photo is not available?
     
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  17. DwarvenFood Arcane Patron

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    Just you.
     
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  18. BLOBERT Arcane Patron

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    BRO GOOD FOR HIM I BET MY FAT ASS THAT IF I WAS ROLLING IN VALVE MONEY I WOULD HAVE WHORES EVERYWHERE
     
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  19. Spectacle Arcane

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    Gaben doesn't seem very enthusiastic about the affair. It's like "Oh the shit you gotta do when you're rich. My dick is getting sore from all these hookers. Better get it over with".
     
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  20. catfood AGAIN

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    Old pics are old.

    Also, the money goes to a worthy cause. I would have done no different.
     
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  21. MisterStone Arcane

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    Wow you mean people who make a shitload of money and become rich very quickly spend said money on carnal pleasures? THIS REVELATION ROCKS ME TO MY CORE. :yeah:
     
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  22. Micmu Magister

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    Judging by guy's photo... food?
     
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  23. Menckenstein Lunacy of Caen: Todd Reaver

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    I bet they played flesh portal.
     
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  24. poocolator Arbiter

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    Pretty sure his gut's where the upcoming games are stored. A sneak peek at HL2: Episode 3 would involve crawling up his rectum and digging around a bit. I guess that kind of makes him the Queen Alien or something, right? The question this now raises is whether he lays eggs containing games or shits them into a toilet.
     
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  25. oldmanpaco Master of Siestas

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    That is one fat dude. I mean really really fat.
     
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