You ever wonder where all that steam money is going?

[desocupado]

Take a look:

It was spotted by my bro Exidium, he posted on the steam sale thread, but I thought it deserved more attention.

Kinky I would say.

 

[Excidium]

Dammit deso.

Spoiler

In before retardo

 

[potatojohn]

He may be a morbidly obese CEO of a company that makes banal games and retarded DRM but at least he fucks adult women and not little boys.

Incline of the degenerates.

 

[Father Walker]

Geee, those hookers are ugly. Suggests that Steam isn't doing that well.

 

[Multi-headed Cow]

More like great games and great DRM ALL HAIL GABEN

Although he's married and has kids I'm pretty sure. That's not very cool Gaben.

 

[Angthoron]

It looks like those hookers were just...

...blowing some Steam.

 

[Wirdschowerdn]

Gabe is a married man, he'd never betray his wives.

 

[Captain Shrek]

Come on that's just breakfast.

 

[SCO]

the magic of the internet

Someone find his wife's email

 

[Infinitron]

 

[Burning Bridges]

All is well now, I am not so rich but my body is trim as hell

 

[Wirdschowerdn]

Stop the Gaben hatin' people.

Just because he can afford two cum dumps every day while the average Codexian can only afford one every month, doesn't mean he's one of those snobby 1%. He's a Bro, he's one of us.

 

[Azalin]

All hail Gaben

 

[Nattvardsvin]

Huge piece of lard with money uses hookers to get laid, what's new?

 

[Renegen]

Great find. I distinctly remember when people would show that more famous 2nd screenshot and say that GabeN was a player the way those girls were all over him.

 

[RRRrrr]

Take a look:

Is is just me or the photo is not available?

 

[DwarvenFood]

Just you.

 

[BLOBERT]

BRO GOOD FOR HIM I BET MY FAT ASS THAT IF I WAS ROLLING IN VALVE MONEY I WOULD HAVE WHORES EVERYWHERE

 

[Spectacle]

Take a look:

It was spotted by my bro Exidium, he posted on the steam sale thread, but I thought it deserved more attention.

Kinky I would say.

Gaben doesn't seem very enthusiastic about the affair. It's like "Oh the shit you gotta do when you're rich. My dick is getting sore from all these hookers. Better get it over with".

 

[catfood]

Old pics are old.

Also, the money goes to a worthy cause. I would have done no different.

 

[MisterStone]

Wow you mean people who make a shitload of money and become rich very quickly spend said money on carnal pleasures? THIS REVELATION ROCKS ME TO MY CORE.

 

[Micmu]

You ever wonder where all that steam money is going?

Judging by guy's photo... food?

 

[Menckenstein]

I bet they played flesh portal.

 

[poocolator]

Pretty sure his gut's where the upcoming games are stored. A sneak peek at HL2: Episode 3 would involve crawling up his rectum and digging around a bit. I guess that kind of makes him the Queen Alien or something, right? The question this now raises is whether he lays eggs containing games or shits them into a toilet.

 

[oldmanpaco]

That is one fat dude. I mean really really fat.