Chapter 16: Durlag's Tower - Part 1
OK everyone ready?
Where we headed chief?
Durlag's Tower. Something about a dagger. Maybe some other stuff. We will see when we get there.
We travel to Durlag's Tower
What's wrong with his eye?
It looks a bit infected.
Sorry merchant. You creep me out. I'll take my bloated soul somewhere else.
Ok everyone warmed up?
Truely the blood is coursing through my veins! Onward!
Oh bloody hell.
We Enter the Tower
Looks like this place is trapped. Louie you're on point.
Ehh.. what was that now?
Point - you are on it.
Not sure I understand you chief.
Point means you go first.
I be knowing what point means you inbred mutt. What I doesn't understand is why I be on it.
Because no one else can detect traps you moron. Get to it.
Truly it is an honor to walk the point for any group.
Wulf always had point...
And he's bloody well dead ain't he!
Shut up, shut up, shut up!
You're point or you're out. You choose.
Also if you leave I'm going to kill you.
What!?
I think Nickless agrees you should get on the god damn point.
Fine. But if I die I swear I will come back to haunt you to the day you die.
Well then you better find the traps and not die then.
We head up to the Second Floor
It is a good thing we do - dispatching the undead.
I find the whole chore tedious. Where can we find some gold or spells in this place.
There is more to our existence than wealth and power.
I have neither the generosity or patience to explain to what you do not understand about our 'existence'. Let's go.
You feeling OK chief? Normally this is the type of person you kill on sight.
I feel.. slightly benevolent at the moment. He can live for a bit yet.
We go up anther floor.
So what jackass should we give this to?
What happened to your benevolence?
Slight benevolence. Slight.
And everything is back to normal.
We head into the Basement
It is truly a weak man who abandons his companions.
He don't be their bloody muther. When the shit hit's the wall it be every man for himself.
So we can count on you. Good to know.
Don't worry - I'd save you tits. I might need shade in the summer.
Louie, you are really terrible at finding traps.
Me skills are more focused in other directions.
And what direction is that?
Why the erotic direction big boobs. Perhaps I could show some day. Or tonight. How about in the closet over there.
You two can fornicate for our amusement later. We have work to do.
We head down again
Oh good. Riddles. I'm sure this won't be tedious.
It seems likely that one of the ghosts wants this.
And this.
I'm sure this was helpful.
Useful I'm sure. Are we done yet?
May I make a suggestion?
Why not. Everyone else does.
When was the last time spirits trapped in a ruined tower just went away?
These spirits seem the trustworthy type.
But just in case perhaps we should retreat to a defensible position before speaking to the last one. Just in case.
Bloody hell. The mage be right. I hate it when that happens.
OK we got the ward stone that will let us go down again. Let's go.
We only killed three of them. Where is the forth?
Who the hell cares. Lets go.
We go down again
Oh good. Doppelgangers. Exciting.
God I hate skeletal warriors. A real pain in the ass.
What are those beings over there?
They appear to be guarding this body. Or his belongings.
If it be worth guarding it be worth stealing.
Louie Levels Up
OK that was slightly underwhelming. Let's continue down.
Next - We continue down