Let's see Gaddafi conquer Earth in Modern Day Scenario 2 1.6

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I have to confess I had to do some cheating(acceptall and then influence nation) to stop Israel from starting a rampage and fucking everything up forever(I'm certain the current military would be easily raped by Israel and then Game Over) in this update, and so far this is the only time I had to do such a thing.

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Mappainting is lame. Fighting for your life isn't.

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That already happened in this AAR. During the first half of the Egyptian invasion the balance of the war made it be more about fighting for survival and Libya lost lots of their own territories to Egyptian superior forces in both numbers and technology, and not counting only that with only 11 base IC, Israel is a small player in any case and after their first successes, would probably be driven back. And, I don't want to spoil the rest. Let's just say this update will be more resembling of the first updates about Egypt than resembling of the piece of cake invasions against shit African countries. Of course I'll never get here the same level of dramatic, seemingly hopeless war that I achieved in the HoI2 LP with the alien invaders "easter egg" and some save game editing to make the aliens even more powerful than they already were by default.

But whether it is because of Israel or something else, you'll have to take a look at it to discover.

And no, I'm not going to rename ISU or waste time typing the dozens of province IDs that I'd have to include to make any kind of African Union event, even because removing problems with partisan activity through event would be sort of cheating, and after that already mentioned trick, I don't want to resort to any kind of cheap trick anymore and thus deliver



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Modernizing the Air Force and celebrating Victory. Nothing could go wrong now!

Qom



The Glorious Green Army is being redeployed to proceed in expanding the Kingdom of the King of Kings through the inner territories of Africa.

GADDAFU AKBAR!



Although the most advanced and long high quality pilot training program will lead to more expensive maintenance of aircrafts, its benefits are more than worth it. A major improvement in organization and in the effectiveness of all types of aircraft missions will be the result of this new model that prioritizes quality over quantity for the Air Force, so that they can stand a chance against the flying djinns of the Great Satan. But that was only the beginning.





The Islamic Soviet Union finally began their program of modernizing their long obsolete MiG-23s, to be replaced with the much, much superior Su-27 which is, as that image above show, the most awesome thing ever made and the PAKFA is even more awesome, but the King of Kings intend to build up a glorious basis of highly educated young men to develop their own 5th generation fighters once the time is ripe instead of ripping off Russia. Meanwhile, research of a lighter, with more limited ground attack capabilities but better able at air-to-air combat fighter begins.



The Great Satan's threat looms against the sovereignty of Africa and there are those daring to complain about raising the military budget and pushing ISU further through the Hawk lobby? Obviously, they are either on drugs or agents of the Great Satan. Economists... educated by the books of the decadent West, of revisionists and infidels like Adam Smith. There will be no mercy of economists and other enemies of the people's right to self-determination through the popular principles of the Third Universal Theory!



This was so easy it deserves no further detailing. A piece of cake in all possible means, the liberation of Nigger was another small step for the Invincible Colonel's plan of create a world Islamic Soviet Union and abolishing capitalism.



GADDAFU AKBAR!



More technologies are finally successfully purified from the Great Satan's clutches, and thus shall support the eventual catching up of Libya to modern standards. All in its due time. As Idi Amin's spirit gave the Pimp of Pimps his great vision, there was no doubt of what the future reserved in potential. Gaddafi would succeed where Fidel Castro, Kim Jong, Khoumeni, Enver Hoxha and Lenin have failed: he would bring the Ultimate DOOM for Kwa', the judge, the scourge of imperialism, many challenges and difficult moments yet await him in such difficult and long road ahead to glory.



Meanwhile, with technological progress going quite well, the King of Kings finally authorize a very important research to ensure the Great Satan will never dare to bring genocide against the arab peoples at an unseen scale. Not to be used, but as deterrence, the Islamic Soviet Union shall stockpile nuclear weaponry in large enough numbers to be able to bring ITZ to Kwanzania and let none of their territories untouched by the divine justice, and have their fate defined by a single touch of the trigger.





Finally the Islamic Soviet Union develops their own upgraded version of the Mirage F1, called the Super Mirage F1, and upgraded to 4th generation air superiority fighter standards. As soon as certain extra High Tech R&D centers are finished, this shall become the basis of the modern Green Air Force, but there is more.



A long research into economical materials capable of absorbing radar waves as part of a program for the creation of stealth aircraft begins. With the support of the considerable amount of new engineering universities in Bengazi, this shall not take as long as it would otherwise, and thus eventually the King of Kings shall bring forth an Air Force as advanced and well-trained as Great Satan's one in service of the great ideals of heroes of mankind like Idi Amin, in service of socialism and in service of Islam!





As proven by Kwanzania itself, AWACS always make air battles less difficult when present by providing pin-point, accurate detection of hostile anti-air and aerial assets much better than ground radars could ever do. With the proper implementation of a pilot training program which quality rivals that of the Great Satan, the Green Air Force now will have 4th generation fighters trained by extremely skilled pilots, and not won't be too long from matching the power of the Great Satan.



Everything is going well, everything points that in this year of 2011, Libya shall become a Great Power and build a new, far more modern army, even if not totally up-to-date yet. There is very little left to upgrade to late 1980s standards. While their armies were continually redeployed to crush rebellions by misguided ones corrupted by Western propaganda, the only threat faced by Dear Leader so far.

And on an unrelated note, the front lines in the war in Europe haven't changed for almost a year by now.







Then, while underestimated for their manboons, Kwa' suddenly surprises ISU by landing in Mount Sinai, and to make things worse, the Libyan Army was at Ethiopia, fighting machete rape gangs! Sneaking through, the Great Satan now prepares to advance against the legitimate territory of the King of Kings and by the time the glorious defenders arrive from Ethiopia by strategic deployment, it could be already too late. But Gaddafi does not give up easily in this war. Immediately all forces are strategically redeployed to Sidi Barrani, where they will hopefully arrive first than the Great Satan. Meanwhile, the courageous and glorious Green Air Force of Islamic Socialism shall do everything possible to destroy Kwan forces and keep them busy with constant ground attacks.

THE TIME FOR THE MOST DECISIVE BATTLES OF THE HISTORY OF AFRICA HAS COME. DEATH TO THE MANBOON INVADERS!





The bombers threw everything they could against the advancing Kwanzanian forces. And eventually, as they suffered heavy losses from Kwa anti-air assets, they began to threw even themselves in kamikaze attacks, for they knew what they were fighting for.

GADDAFU AKBAR



Eventually, almost all air wings were destroyed by anti-air batteries, but they have done their duty with utmost bravery and sacrifice, and shall never be forgotten.







To hopefully delay the advance of the Great Satan, the King of Kings give even more support in the form of smuggled heavy armaments to the freedom fighters all across Iraq, where a wave of guerrillas swarm over Mosul. Together, the arab world shall prevail against the imperialists!



It'll take months before the losses suffered by the glorious Green Air Force are recovered. However, the new Super Mirage F1 fighters shall be much, much better than those shitty MiG-23s in everything, specially air-to-air combat. Should the Islamic Soviet Union surive through 2012, they shall provide a very important aid to the hope of crushing this enemy incursion and thinning the Great Satan's army while delivering them a humiliating defeat. However, the situation is not very hopeful right now. By the time they get redeployed to the front, the Green Army will be totally disorganized, and for a while, East Africa will have to be forsaken.

And as if things couldn't get worse, the Great Satan has already advanced past Sidi Barrani, forcing the units on redeployment to be redirected to Tripoli, from there they began to advance eastwards, hoping to halt the Kwan army.





Like in the 1940s, once again North Africa becomes the theater of one of the most important battles in History. Exhausted, ten units of the Green Army are attacked by a smaller but technologically superior and better organized force in the Battle of Msus. The importance of Msus was even greater for one reason. Kwanzania, having all their spies purged a long time ago, had no certainty on whether the ISU could or not possess weapons of mass destruction, and right there, the nuclear R&D facility if uncovered would make it clear they have none, and thus pave the way for Kwanzania to go crazy against the arab and African peoples in their racist, KKK views that all "niggers" and "sandniggers" should be purged from Earth, and using nuclear weapons for that would be no big deal.

The last remaining air wing in Tripoli advances to provide air support for the defenses, and perhaps, due to divine intervention of both Allah and Idi Amin's wise spirit, the Great Satan forces send no aircrafts of their own in this battle, and thus there might yet be hope. The T-72s barely hold against the highly advanced tanks, tanks even more advanced than the M1 Abrams, that is nearly impenetrable by missiles because of having a powerful active-defense system to intercept incoming warheads. Yet, with superior elan, the Green Army valiantly holds Msus.



Yet, against all odds, they emerge victorious in this battle, and successfully hold Msus. Thus now they reorganize and prepare to attempt a very ambitious counter-offensive, that if successful, might pocket a large part of Great Satan forces, and make once again justice to the Invincible Colonel's title!





Immediately the glorious T-72 tanks advance eastwards and with the support of locals, attack the Great Satan positions with the hopes of breaching their lines and potentially leading to their encirclement. Thanks to the bravery of the surviving strike fighter wing provided day and night interdiction, they prevail in spite of the enemy's technological superiority, but the situation remains complicated and uncertain. Other attacks are launched against Msus, but superior elan and sometimes what could be describe as either the favor of Allah or sheer luck make the defenders of the Green Army successfully hold it. Once the T-72s reach Siwa, a single enemy division will be successfully encircled already.



And thus, the lone armored division is attacked by a brave concerted effort from both the Jihadzkrieg and the defenders of Msus, coupled with interdiction air support of the last remnant of their Air Force. Many sacrifices shall be made to defend the continent from this imperialistic aggression. For too long the infidels exploited this continent, but now, at any costs, the King of Kings shall purge every one of them from Africa!





As expected from sheer numerical superiority, that divisions is forced to surrender, having nowhere they could retreat towards, and thus the first great victory of the Islamic Soviet Union against the Great Satan ensues! But one must be still cautious, for they are legion and continue to swarm all over Africa. Many other great and very challenging battles lie ahead for the Islamic Soviet Union to find its place in the sun.



Having just retreated, the forces at Sidi Barrani are quickly dispatched, and now, the glorious Jihadzkrieg is about to pocket a large amount of Great Satan forces between Egypt and the east of the Libyan coast. If successful, this shall mean a major initial victory should the Green Army succeed to take advantage of such encirclement quickly enough.



Then, realizing the threat of encirclement, Great Satan forces launch attacks against both Sidi Barrani and Msus. The result of this two battles shall define whether the Islamic Soviet Union light will fade or not. Bravely, both fronts are held. In spite of the enemy's superior technology, they do not falter. Once again strike fighters are sent to aid the defenders of Sidi Barrani, who seem to be, at first losing the battle. For hours artillery rockets fly, and T-72s clash with far more advanced tanks. In time the enemy's morale is broken by continual interdiction, but the defenders of Sidi Barrani are still losing.

A brave move that will forever enter in history, a bold counter-attack with a spearhead of T-72s supported by those old Russian ground attack fighters is launched as the last hope for victory. In precious minutes the future of an entire continent may be decided... in one single battle.







And against all odds, Jihadzkrieg prevails not only once, but twice against the attempts to drive them out of Sidi Barrani, and is free to further tighten the noose against the Great Satan pocketed forces by advancing westwards as the hammer that shall crush them against the anvils of the Light of Islam and of the Islamarines. These victories shall be forever remembered in the history of the continent, for now, imperialism is faltering, for now, the peoples of Africa stand together to fight against these tyrants, murderers and exploiters. Victory may yet be possible even against such might!




THE KING OF KINGS SHALL DRIVE THE AFRICAN TRAITOR OBAMA'S ARMIES TO THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN! THE GREAT SATAN'S INVASION SHALL BE CRUSHED AND NONE OF THEM WILL RETURN HOME!


PS: Compared to how the previous version of Modern Day Scenario 2 AI was totally Fail, this was quite a surprise.

Now, that's more like it. :monocle:

Victory over the imperialists! None will stop the ISU.

Hellraiser said:

Victory over the imperialists! None will stop the ISU.

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Just as none stopped Poland from emerging sovereign after the Second World War in that other AAR, no matter how tough or hopeless the situation might seem!

Also ECHELON is probably is tracking this thread for obvious reasons.

Finally, this update will be slightly longer than usual, but for a good reason.

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In a thousand years, men will still say: This was their Finest Hour!

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Confident that they would be facing just another weak country like Iraq, the Great Satan has not only failed to stop the encirclement of their forces in Libya, but also spread out too thin. Gloriously, Gaddafi's Green Army charges to pocket them in Tobruk. Five divisions of the Great Satan shall be crushed!



GADDAFU AKBAR!



Kwan forces that tried to invade Libya are pushed to Tobruk, which once again, like the the war with Egypt and like in the second World War, becomes the grounds for a very important battle. Attacking from multiple sides, the technological superiority of the enemy matters little, and they shall lose several valuable units this way. A very significant loss for them, a disaster that the bribed "journalists" will have to really try too hard to cover up.





THE GREAT SATAN NOW LOST 6 DIVISIONS! HOW LONG CAN THEY KEEP SENDING THEIR SERVANTS TO DIE FOR THEIR PUERILE CAUSE?



After that major victory in Tobruk, the glorious Green Army heads for and secures Sidi Barrani, and after a while, begins to push the Kwa' armies further east. Superior morale shall once again overcome technological superiority! The enemy shall pay dearly for their arrogance!



Once El-Alamein is secured, the Great Satan forces in Siwa and Gerawla will have nowhere to run either. Delivering such horrible losses, that would make Vietnam resemble a walk in the park, will definitively work wonders to the morale of those who serve the imperialist devil.



All forces that dared to invade the Libyan territory were utterly crushed and destroyed. However, now El-Alamein was everything. There was no other point from where the enemy could be pushed. Holding it at any costs was critical, and eventually, once all forces were fully organized, pushing them even further east, to destroy more of these imperialist invaders, even more critical.



It is too late now for nuclear weapons to make a difference. Nuclear reactors are too expensive and it's better to keep building aircraft instead. The Islamic Soviet Union loss of all territories besides North Africa will however deal a big blow to their industrial capacity. It's only matter of time, but they must endure this, with the blessings of Allah and of Idi Amin, and secure the future of the continent free from a new age of Imperialistic genocide and exploitation.



Opportunistic lapdogs and bootlickers of the Great Satan exploit what they believe to be a certain victory for Kwanzania to carve their part of endangered Islamic Soviet Union once the war is over. The continent is in flames and chaos, but for every step they take, an IED awaits, a trap is springed and freedom fighters, both in Africa and abroad, do their best to fight against the greatest enemy of all arabs.



Isolated and cutted off supplies, the few units holding beachheads in central and south Africa are disbanded. Alone, they stand little chance of victory in any case. The Great's Satan offensive was fortunately held in El-Alamein. This was another major victory, and in time the Green Army would push them out of North Africa and of the entire continent.



But with control over the Suez lost, it was way easier for the Great Satan to not be limited by land to continue their attempt of oppressing forever Islam and the arabs. The city of Tripoli falls under their hands, forcing most of the forces holding El-Alamein to head rapidly westwards, in the hopes of stopping the threat such landing represents to the future of the Islamic Soviet Union, while oppression of untold proportions happen against the inhabitants of Tripoli, who like the Chinese patriots fighting against Japanese Imperialism in Nanjing during the 1930s, were submitted to things that would make anyone wonder whether the Great Satan army is made by demons rather than human beings.

In spite of this tragedy, in spite of the Rape of Tripoli and of the mass murders these monsters comitted, the King of Kings has simply guaranteed that the ISU shall overcome such odds and liberate the entire continent from the Great Satan. Paraphrasing Winston Churchill as he fought against other kinds of fascists and imperialists during the 1940s, back when the British Empire was a great satan of its own rather than a lapdog of Amerikwa, that in a thousand years, men will still say: THIS WAS THEIR FINEST HOUR.





Not letting the fall of Tripoli allow for a complete breakdown of the Tripoli is the only chance for the ISU to yet emerge victorious in these difficult times. Thus, while Jihadzkrieg advanced to liberate Tripoli, fifteen units were left behind to hold El-Alamein. Several Kwan Mechanized divisions were trying to capture El-Alamein, which once again would become the host of a battle as important as the one fought during the Second World War. There is no air support left by now, for the last surviving of the obsolete aircrafts ISU had was destroyed in this battle as they did their best to support ground forces, to the bitter end.



Only by 2012 will the Super Mirage F1s be finished, until then, they will have to hold out without any kind of air support. The enemy's technological superiority threatened a major victory, but with courage, the Invincible Colonel forces held their ground. And through those sands, blood was spilled to defend the continent.



Victory was finally ensued in El-Alamein, but now, a part of the defenders would have to go and risk El-Alamein, as the number of forces landing in Tripoli grew too large for the Jihadzkrieg alone to stop them. No matter what, the Islamic Soviet Union shall prevail!

GADDAFU AKBAR!



Both the Light of Islam and Jihadzkrieg keep advancing west to stop the impending disaster. The Great Satan may gloat that they already won this war, but they will see how wrong they are. with offensive supply loads, both armies know the importance of the coming battles for the future of their country, of Africa, of the arab peoples, of Islam and of the world. They know that in the next months, decisive events shall shape forever the history of mankind, and one of these decisive events is the outcome of this invasion attempt by Kwanzania.





The Jihad against the Great Satan is global. In Iraq and Afghanistan, Gaddafi provides the courageous freedom fighters, called terrorists by Amerikwa propaganda machine, with more and more financial support and arms, and the level of insurgency approaches that of a full revolution in Iraq, where multiple provinces fall in the hands of the revolutionaries, while the Taliban, empowered by the aid of the Pimp of Pimps, is growing bolder ever day and launching continual attacks against Kwa' military convoys.



Arrogant and proud, the manboons don't believe they are under any risks of being encircled. Another highly advanced main battle tank division is thus crushed in the Libyan sands, and another great loss happens for the enemy. The road to Tripoli is nearing its end, but the enemy keeps advancing westwards. They must be stopped and eliminated. There will be no mercy to these murderers!





The divine wrath has reached untold levels. The genocide against the arabs is an untolerable crime against humanity! Dear Leader knows the consequences should this end in the Great Satan not so obvious puppet called WikiLeaks, but for all they have done, for all the atrocities they have committed, he feels no remorse when he became aware the dirty bombs made with radioactive material of the experiment nuclear powerplant in Msus reached the hands of Al-Qaeda, Taliban and other freedom fighters across the world.

The atrocities committed in Tripoli are intolerable! May the curse of cancer come as the hammer of justice upon these assassins, heathens and parasites against the workers of the world while they keep chugging yet another shitty tasting fast food!



Another government that, once the Great Satan is expelled, shall pay dearly for what they did. Those who support the United States have betrayed Africa, the arab people, the proletariat and Allah, and should be damned to the burning brimstone of Hell, according to the King of Kings. They shall all pay for this!





ISU acquired the know-how to manufacture Radar Absorbing Materials and install them in future aircrafts.

During this Finest Hour, the development of stealth ground attack aircrafts shall be a great boon for the Islamic Soviet Union, but perhaps, by the time this research is finished, the outcome of this great Battle for Africa shall already be decided. No matter what, stealth strike fighters will be a very valuable addition to the new Green Air Force. Using the reverse-engineering of liberated Kwan prototype informations and blueprints that the Great Satan has given up on implementing, Libya shall create a mighty, nearly invisible fighter-bomber to complement their Super Mirages.

And no matter what, they shall endure until this research is completed, and beyond.





The King of Kings was inside one of the T-72 tanks in spite of its discomfort, one of the first ones to reach the city of Tripoli. Several collaborateurs were dealt with, as were the few patrols and "counter-terrorist" units Kwa left behind. The Islamic Soviet Union has retaken Tripoli, and they will now crush this second landing! As he returns to the vandalized government building in the city, he releases another statement, comparing their situation with the situation of England(the people, not the government) during the 1940s, and once again he says to a multitude of soldiers and patriots a very inspiring speech.



However, once again Kwa' attacks El-Alamein, and this time, the odds aren't helpful for the remaining defenders, but they must delay a possible advance for as long as they can, while the other invasion through the west is purged. These are difficult times for everyone, and even Gaddafi has openly admitted that no mistakes must be made now if they are to withstand the darkness of imperialism, for their fate hangs at balance as this great trial given by Allah to test their strength, determination and faith was give.



In time, it becomes clear they can't hold El-Alamein, and thus they choose to fall back, and hopefully hold the enemy from advancing any further from a better defensive position. The Islamarines know the future of their nation lies on their hands too. They know that any mistake will mean the end. But this is no Iraq lapdog to give up easily. As they reach further west, they successfully manage to stop an attempt by enemy forces to push further the front lines.



The enemy presence in Tunisia proves far worse than predicted, and they attempt to crush Sfax, isolating the patriots. They know that if Jihadzkrieg is lost, the hopes will be almost nonexistent. In spite of lacking heavy armaments, the Light of Islam makes a brave stand against the infidels. In time, their superior morale ensues their victory, although at a great cost, and immediately after, the next planned move is to begin. Many medals will await these brave warriors, the Light of Islam that no imperialist Great Satan shall ever destroy.



If the forces at Tunis could be successfully encircled and destroyed, this would be another great victory against such a powerful foe. But this won't be simple, and the enemy may yet prove overwhelming as, somehow, the ISU is still managing to hold on in a two-front war. They almost manage it, but in the end, they weren't sufficiently organize to stand against the counter-attack, and this encirclement attempt doesn't succeed.



After this loss, Jihadzkrieg is forced to regroup in Sfax, and it'll be a long time before they regain enough organization to try pushing the enemy forces away from Algeria and Tunisia. A too long time. This war, this war has been far more intense than the phony conflict between the greatest military powers of the European Union and Russia, and many historians are starting to consider the war in Africa as the most decisive conflict in this Third World War.





The "economists" who complained about this are obviously plants of the Great Satan, and are properly put in their place as traitors. Who else would complain about increasing defense budget while the world's greatest military power is trying to subjugate's his own country than a filthy, disgusting traitor?






To make what is already bad worse, a third landing by the lapdog of the Great Satan happens in Bardia, and the front lines in the East have to be abandoned to wipe out those marine heathens. Fortunately this was not so far away from the east front, and maybe there will be yet time to at least hold Sidi Barrani.





But then, another very powerful offensive is coming to take Sidi Barrani, and except for a single Mechanized Infantry division and one of the special forces brigade being mechanized, they are seriously lacking in armored fighting vehicles, and thus even if at superior numbers, their odds aren't good for this very important battle. Sidi Barrani is the last territory before the Great Satan forces start to pour against Libya from the East.

Knowing their home was so close, the Libyan soldiers fought with an unseen bravery, and specially the lone mechanized division proved to have such a determination that would become enough to serve as the basis legends. Their heroism served as an example, and across Palestine, across Iraq and Afghanistan and all the Middle East and Africa, the ranks of freedom fighters and insurgents began to swell. The Jihad against the imperialist enemy of Islam was at its fullest.



By a miracle perhaps, Sidi Barrani was successfully held, and enemy forces in Siwa were forced to retreat by a diversionary offensive shortly after this battle with the goal of buying time. Even fighting a two-front war, the Invincible Colonel still has chances of victory and will not be easily defeated. Even if the near entirety of Africa is occupied by the Great Satan, this won't be over.





We will fight on the beaches, we will fight on the landing grounds, we will fight on the deserts, we will fight on the hills and cities, we will fight with great courage and strength against any odds. We will never surrender! And with Allah's will, the Islamic Soviet Union will never fall even in these dark times, and all imperialists shall pay for their crimes and never again dare to step upon Africa!

ONCE VICTORIOUS OUR GREEN TIDE SHALL BEGIN TO SWEEP THE ENTIRE EARTH!

So there were no airstrikes or any air superiority tactics by the Great Satan? How is this possible?

Good LP nonetheless, may the King of Kings live long and prosper! Hopefully those infidel consorts in Saudi Arabia and the rest of the Mid East follow his glorious lead!

When the yellow sands of the ISU mix with the blue of the advancing American imperialists surely the resulting color shall be as green as the glorious flag of the mother land.

Is there a way to tell how far off nuclear war is?

I'm very eager to see how you're gonna worm your way out of this.

That is a lot of imperialist blue. You need to purge this stain on the map of Africa.

Vaarna_Aarne said:

I'm very eager to see how you're gonna worm your way out of this.

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I have an update showing ISU's ultimate demise because that is technically impossible. I made several serious strategic mistakes during this game, particularly waiting too much through research to be able to field more advanced land units and the consequences of them only showed later, by the time it would be too late to fix them, and now it's virtually impossible to stand any chance. As I'm not iron-manning, I tried every possible approach but the enemies numerical and technological superiority and ability to land at any province with beachheads just destroyed any hopes of making a stand.

The good news is that the Islamic Soviet Union is beyond political boundaries, and US lost territory too to insurgents funded by Gaddafi thanks to mass popular support to them. But I don't want to spoil more.

Here is the last stand of the Islamic Soviet Union. But I'll be a bit short on words and this may end as one of the least interesting updates of this thread because... a losing battle may be still motivating to write about, but a straight GAME OVER isn't. Some fun things though, won't spoil it. This will be an image-heavy but fluff-light update, in essence, first time AI managed to succeed(while suffering ridiculous losses by encirclement and ground attacks, of course) without absurd cheats favoring the AI like save-edited tripods with 10% softness and 80 soft and hard attack, not counting one single try as Ethiopia.


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Last Stand of the Islamic Soviet Union

A music sung by the Pimp of Pimps himself



Sooner or later some British pricks would try to land on Bengazi. Leaving it exposed like that was inviable, even if defending it would require giving up even more territory.



They knew what was at stake, and that a rapid liberation of the west part of North Africa was critical.





They boldly advanced, leaving the east front barely defended. Things were getting more difficult every second. Victory, a distant dream as the Great Satan and their lackeys unleashed their full might against the Islamic Soviet Union, which was proving to be, in the end, a paper tiger...

But no! That can't happen! They will pay with much blood for every inch of Africa their imperialist boots step upon! Dear Leader issues a new order: TAKE NO PRISONERS! DEATH TO ALL IMPERIALIST PIGS!

Vietnam will look like a pleasant walk in the park, once the deaths start spiking, mass protests will happen in Kwanzania, and they'll lose this war politically because of their "democracy". That was what the King of Kings was hoping for, that if Kwa suffered so heavy casualties with this invasion, even if successful, they'd be forced to pull back so their politicians would not lose forever the next elections in their country because of the tragedy they brought to their youth in deaths.



KILL!



NO MERCY!



The nuclear R&D facilities at Msus are threatened. The Glorious Army lack of heavy equipment, specially artillery, makes this battle deceptively difficult.





And yet more time is bought for the liberation and elimination of the west front. All invaders will be killed. They will all die, and then maybe the people of Kwa won't want to get themselves further slaughtered, again and again, maybe they'll do something, demand the end of this horrible war.





Supported by the King of Kings, along the utter chaos both Iraq and Afghanistan became, the Kurds brought order, led by a marxist guerrilla. The Great Satan was losing their ground, and in face of heavy casualties and the war with the Islamic Soviet Union, they'd inevitably be forced to abandon Iraq and their ambitions in extracting oil from there. The Great Satan puppet of Iraq was on the verge of collapse, as Kurdistan regular forces began to advance, together with insurgents, against the Iraq territories, and the country was on the verge of a civil war as the puppet was being driven out by the People's Republic of Kurdistan.



The year of 2012 has come. According to some this would be the year of ITZ. It would also be the year of the last hope for the Islamic Soviet Union. The freshly developed Super Mirage F1 fighters would now provide Air Support to the liberation of Algeria and Morocco, and wipe out lone Great Satan divisions.

GADDAFU AKBAR!



Having returned to Tripoli to counter a possible amphibious landing, the Glorious Army now returns to push again and hopefully encircle and slaughter more infidels.



4th generation fighters are almost a match to the kind of thing the enemy deploys.



Thus, renewed, the ISU Air Force begins to destroy entire divisions again. Will this stop them? Will the enemy be forced to retreat because of political pressure?



In time, everything started to go wrong. There wasn't enough to hold the East Front, just to delay the enemy advance. Tripoli is getting closer to the Great Satan legions. The end seems nigh to those less hopeful.







Unfortunately, not only they stand no chance, but also retreat to the wrong direction. 3 brigades may be lost...

In a such critical moment, such dumbfuckery can only be attributed to obvious sabotage.



Yet they manage to buy more time, but for how long?



All those mass graves for a totally unjust cause will look wonderful in the Internet. WHY ARE THE LOCALS NOT PROTESTING? WHY DON'T THEY MASS THEMSELVES IN PROTESTS LIKE THEY DID IN VIETNAM AGAINST SUCH IMPERIALIST AGGRESSION SLAUGHTERING THEIR OWN CHILDREN?

It seems Dear Leader understimated one thing about Kwanzania and their decadence in this century.

THEIR POPULATION IS MADE OF TOTALLY RETARDED CHEST-BEATING PATRIOTIC MANBOONS BEING SENT TO THE SLAUGHTERHOUSE OF ITZ WHILE THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THEY DON'T KNOW!



KWAS BEING KWAS THEY WILL LET THEIR CHILDREN BE SLAUGHTERED IN A STUPID WAR AND DROOL LIKE MANBOONS ABOUT IT INSTEAD OF ACTING!

Now that they were sure the ISU had no nuclear weapons, the enemy became bolder, hoping for a final defeat of the ISU.



They would pay a price, a heavy price, and they may conquer territory and sack oil and pillage like the monstrous and demonic barbarians they are, but never defeat the King of Kings himself, or find him. And there is still a chance of turning the tide of this war.





People's Republic of Kurdistan is emerging victorious out of the Iraq Civil War. The Kwas are almost losing everything, and because of the delicate situation, choose to, for now, recognize the new order and refuse to declare war against Kurdistan.



With three brigades lost, they can do nothing but retreat, and hopefully, with enough backup, hold Tripoli. Everything is getting way worse in this year of 2012, that for the Islamic Soviet Union, at least, is indeed an year of ITZ.



But they don't waver. They know this is an important war, and even if Tripoli is lost, it's not yet the end, there is still some hope.



Jihadzkrieg will have to return to the East Front now, there is no other option between doing this and accepting defeat.



For the Jihad seems to be failing. The Great Satan is too powerful, too overwhelming, and should have been stopped at Mount Sinai, while there was time. Now it seems, after all, that it is too late, but they won't give up until certain of the defeat.



With Afghanistan and Iraq already burning with insurgency, the King of Kings choose to strike against the heart of the Great Satan, preparing for a vengeance that shall make what happened in 11/09 a prank in comparison. Dirty bombs are smuggled successfully to New York, which shall in time be delivered to ITZ, and become an irradiated, dead, ghost city to remind them of their crimes against humanity, this will require more funding to succeed, but in time, the largest economical center of the Great Satan, like the Roman Empire, shall burn! NO MERCY TO KWANZANIA!



Great thunderstorms raged over the skies of Tripoli as the battle began. Many believed this was no coincidence, but a display of Allah's wrath, that shall eventually rain upon the Great Satan and cause the entire destruction of Amerikwa. "They will pay for this!" Gaddafi has promised, proclaiming the arabs to keep fighting, to have no mercy upon the imperialist.



The Battle of Tripoli, featured by mythical thunderstorms, would enter in History. One last hope came as teh defenders launched a counter-offensive to hopefully break off the attack, and many Kwa's died inglorious manboon deaths.



Meanwhile, even on the eve's of Great Satan progress, research continues and Libya's industrial materials technology has finally reached late 1980s standards.

A Distant Sadness





One of the soldiers swore he saw Idi Amin in the skies, his spirit appearing among the thunderstorms as the Great Satan was finally driven back from Tripoli. This was a great victory for the Islamic Soviet Union, and a humiliating setback for the already demoralized Great Satan forces due to the losses they suffered. Hundreds of thousands of their youth were the toll of this act of imperialism for themselves. Unfortunately, the manboons are too manboon to protest against this war, but in any case:

GADDAFU AKBAR



Unfortunately, shortly after this victory, the 'Kwas launched another offensive, and the defenders were already battered because of the previous attack. At first it seemed victory was yet possible, but then:



When the reinforcements arrived for the attackers, everything was lost.



They did their best, but there was nothing more they could do, and Jihadzkrieg couldn't arrive in time to help them.





The Commander of the ISU forces in Sfax simply stated, now that their Army, having suffered heavy losses, was thinned, and defeat would mean total defeat:

"WE FIGHT AND DIE HERE! GADDAFU AKBAR!"

And they did. Jihadzkrieg alone tried to hold ground, bravely defending and counter-attacking against these better rested and technologically advanced attackers. This was it, one more defeat and the Islamic Soviet Union would have no more chances.





Against all odds, they managed to halt the Amerikwan advance, and thus Algerian and Tunisia were still safe. But they knew the situation was worsening, one mistake and everything would be gone. The Great Satan remained on the eve of total victory, but the Islamic Soviet Union would fight to the last man against their imperialism! With the use of the renewed Air Force they shall cause so many losses that they will eventually began to drive the enemy back even in this seemingly hopeless situation!



Then...

EVERYTHING WAS OVER.

British lapdog forces poured through Algeria in one amphibious assault that would mark the Ultimate Doom of the Islamic Soviet Union, and while rebasing at Tunis, the Green Air Force, in an attempt to stop them, was near totally slaughtered by anti-air batteries, with only one Air Wing of Super Mirage F1 fighters surviving. The Light of Islam was forced to fall back, in an attempt to stop that incursion...



The Light of Islam was encircled and erased in Algiers. Thus, darkness came fully to the African continent, and the dominion of the Great Satan was inevitable.

Everything was lost. There was no more hope, no more chance of turning the tide. The Islamic Soviet Union was now indeed doomed to a certain defeat. Their remaining 9 divisions would stand no chance, as they prepared to make a Last Stand in Tunis.

Gaddafi however had one final plan, one last refuge, one last chance to perhaps one day free the African continent of Imperialism. A last, final hope.



THE GREAT SATAN CANNOT STOP SUCH GREAT IDEAS LIKE THE ISLAMIC SOVIET UNION WITH BULLETS, FOR IDEAS ARE BULLETPROOF. UNDER NEW A NEW NAME THE ISLAMIC SOVIET UNION SHALL REBORN FROM THE ASHES! THE KING OF KINGS SHALL FOR A WHILE BECOME THE SHADOW OF SHADOWS, AND ONCE THE TIME IS RIPE, WHILE ALL THINK THE INVINCIBLE COLONEL RATHER THAN ONE OF HIS LOOKALIKES IS DEAD, RISE AGAIN AND BRING BACK THE LIGHT OF ISLAM TO AFRICA!



THE PIMP OF PIMPS SHALL YET LIBERATE AFRICA THROUGH THE PEOPLE'S REPUBLIC OF KURDISTAN!

I always hoped this would happen.

It is sad to see the LP end, but MAN i fucking hate Muslims.

Well the ISU might not have not succeded but it fought to the bitter end.

When did you hit 80 base IC though? I think that if you had stopped for two years of army-building then, you could have averted defeat at the hands of the Great Satan, as your badboy would drop and you could defend the beaches.

Vaarna_Aarne said:

When did you hit 80 base IC though? I think that if you had stopped for two years of army-building then, you could have averted defeat at the hands of the Great Satan, as your badboy would drop and you could defend the beaches.

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Unfortunately 80 base IC was only reached after US already had declared war. Biggest mistake was to not bother using surplus money to keep Influencing US, coupled with opening trade relations with them as was done with all the big players in European Union. But again, I never expected AI in any HoI2 mod to pull amphibious assaults properly too.

I always hoped this would happen.

It is sad to see the LP end, but MAN i fucking hate Muslims.

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But the LP isn't over yet. Gaddafi because the leader of a shadow government in Kurdistan, after helping the emancipation of the Kurds, and will use Kurdistan to continue his dream.

Surely you're going to eventually mod in Gaddafi assuming direct control?

Vaarna_Aarne said:

Surely you're going to eventually mod in Gaddafi assuming direct control?

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Of course!

Deja Vu, as for why, you'll know by the end of the update.

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Deja Vu in Kurdistan

More Allahu Akbar song.



The young State of Kurdistan was born amidst the chaos of a full-fledged Civil War through Iraq, that expelled by force and thousands of deaths by millions of IEDs and ambushes the near entirety of the Great Satan's occupation. In time, with the fall of the obviously lapdog government of Iraq established by the Kwans, the massed insurgencies in Africa and the heavy losses Kwanzania suffered in their invasion of Libya, they were forced to go to the negotiation table. The Great Satan's offer was simple: In exchanged for exporting a large part of their oil for about half of the price they'd manage to get normally, Kurdistan shall be fully recognized and be returned all territories of Iraq the Kwans are currently occupying. It was, all in all, not a horrible deal considering it is Amerikwa, and it would open opportunities, opportunities of revenge for many wrongs.

In spite of popular resentment, the president Massoud Barzani signed the deal, justifying it as a necessary compromise to ensure that never again the Kurds will be threatened by aggression, and to secure their so young sovereignty. This was not the only compromise the new government did. In time, representatives and leaders all factions within the boiling Iraq were given a say in the government, even those which displeased greatly the Great Satan, for it was obvious some along the new government were blatant supporters of the Taliban and of Al-Qaeda instead of handpicked Great Satan bootlickers. The fact The People's Republic of Kurdistan was seizing all foreign assets in Iraq, claiming "they belong to the workers!" didn't help either, but it was inevitable. Exploited by foreign private interests, the people of the former Iraq wanted a command economy to keep what is theirs under the control of their people and eradicate poverty.



Meanwhile, Kurdistan is also in pursuit of a far more interventionist policy. However, with no serious military force besides smuggled divisions from the Islamic Soviet Union that are at 1% operational strength, they'll need lots of time and manpower to get their tiny gift from the King of Kings fully reinforced. Thanks to this gift, Kurdistan may yet rise to greatness. It seems that even with his once rising star on the verge of defeat, Gaddafi has still taken one last step to continue the Jihad. The Kurd rebels fighting against the Great Satan were, after all, heavily funded by the Invincible Colonel, and although the man light is going out, his spirit lives on.

Of course, much more than just Gaddafi's spirit lived on in Kurdistan, but very few knew that. The Western Media of many worthless "journalists" who took the first bribe to tell what the government and corporations wanted, was already announcing their ultimate victory in the ISU, and that in time, Gaddafi would be captured and "put on trial for his crimes". Which is nothing but a great load of bullshit, coming from those who comitted the genocide of the Native Americans, who slaughtered Philippinos for imperialism, who nuked two cities, slaughtered women and children and supported fascist dictatorships of their own corrupt lapdogs in South Kwanzania. Listing all atrocities of Kwanzanian imperialism would take too long, so the message is clear enough.

But will one day divine wrath fall upon such murderers?

Rome, the British Empire now bowing to dhimmitude and multikult, which in the next century, would become a Islamic country. All imperialists have their end coming. The question is, who will bring the end of Amerikwa, now that the Islamic Soviet Union has fallen?



The King of Kings, in a secret meeting, because of course, the Great Satan must think he will die in Africa, asked Barzani about the Kurdistan Tech Teams. The answer wasn't particularly pleasant. Obviously, it would be necessary to unite the Middle East more than ever. But although they had zero tech teams, on some more good news, Kurdistan army technologies were at least up-to-date with late 1990s standards, which compared to the average technology of neighboring countries, was quite a great thing for such a young and small nation.



The Middle East was burning. Massed protests against the reactionary lapdogs of the Great Satan, were naturally followed by the total loss of control over Afghanistan by the United States of Kwa', where, from all possible things, not another reactionary Taliban State, but a radical socialist government inspired by BEST KOREA has emerged, which threatened the stability of the entire region with its even greater radicalism.





A certain country thus, not waiting for the Great Satan to take Afghanistan back under their control, took matters into its own hands as their leader declared war on it, hoping they'd arrive first and occupy the region, putting back to power the Mujahideen and forcing Kwa' to have to choose a direct war with a country that may have nuclear weaponry if they want Afghanistan back for their bloodsucking oil pipelines and CIA opium trafficking because obviously, as the King of Kings proclaimed, they are like Switzerland, a a bunch of bandits disguised as a government.

Meanwhile, it would take years for the gifts of Gaddafi to reach 100% strength and thus become usable for a greater cause.



Tajikistan also tries to be mentioned in a foreign newspaper for the first time in history, by declaring war against Afghanistan. Many suspect, considering its lapdog government gives military access to Kwanzania, that their strings were just pulled to prevent Iran from growing too much with this.



And unbelievably, that tiny country managed to secure Kabul first than Iran. Afghanistan is no more now, partitioned between two neighbors shortly after they drove out the Great Satan from their territory. Iran has betrayed the Mujahideen, hoping their rule would be restored, and thus, once again, proving the only interest of Iran is to try becoming like the Ottoman Empire in its highest incline.





While playing nice and solving certain shortages of strategic resources for now through trade, Barzani and Gaddafi finally realize why the Great Satan was such a threat in recent years. With Arnold Schwarzenegger as their Minister of Armaments, it was obvious why the Kwans were using so much heavy weaponry along their infantry.

But who will be yet back is not him, but the Pimp of Pimps. For like a James Bond "villain", the Invincible Colonel doesn't fall easily.

I WILL BE BACK

GADDAFU AKBAR!



Maybe it would have been wiser to keep them and train these guerillas into a regular brigade of airmobile troops while providing to them transport helicopters, but with limited manpower, such an act would cull an opportunity of a very long term investment for a much more powerful kind of unit, specially through deserts. It were these freedom fighters who brought Kurdistan to reality, but in time they'd be trained fully for a new, entire division.



Given by their lapdog Kuwait, Abdali burns while the insurgents successfully destroy many Great Satan flying devils before they could take off. All over the Middle East, Amerikwa is losing influence and their power.



Before discovering, that for who knows what reason, self-propelled artillery brigades can't be attached to armored divisions or infantry divisions, this project is replaced by the creation of an entire armored division of modern T-90 tanks. It'll take years to be completed as it will be done at way less than 100% capabilities, and at 100% it would take almost an entire year to be manufactured.

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Differently from Cleveland Mark Blakemore's predictions, neither ITZ nor a new Ice Age arrived in 2012. The government of Kurdistan pursues a more aggressive foreign policy as well, justified by the political instability of the region.



Only by the end of the year 2013, the military forces of Kurdistan were entirely ready. There was only one country, however, which in their currently limited size, they'd stand any chance of achieving victory against. The justification was being made already, and soon enough, once again, history would repeat. It was perhaps a great irony what was about to happen, a too great irony considering all atrocities of a now dead, disgraced lapdog Saddam Husseim against the Kurds.





Intentionally, the front was left undefended. Everything was set for a second invasion of Kuwait, which would be called as the Third Gulf War, hopefully one that would last little enough to be successful before it drew the undesirable attention of Kwa or of its lapdogs. All was part of the plan.



Thinking the Kurds were crazy and had no real army, half of the Kuwait army was lured in their territory, defeated and put to be destroyed by ground attacks while the glorious army now began to race for Kuwait city.



It was during the attack against Kuwait that it became clear the Kurdistan Army needed airmobile divisions to have better effectiveness when attacking cities. Disbanding the guerillas might have been a bad idea, after all. However, they pushed the offensive, very slowly, because urban warfare is not the ideal environment for armored vehicles, but they did. Equally bad was how deadly the urban environment was for aircrafts providing air support, and quickly, 60% of their only air wing was destroyed in a single day.



But with time, the major challenges of fighting in urban environments were mastered, and finally they would be able to stand a chance of taking Kuwait City as the president and General Barzani mastered urban warfare.



By the morning of December 9th, 2013, the lines of Kuwait forces were broken. Superior tactics were ensuring the eventual victory in spite of the terrain advantage of the enemy forces. This may yet end much sooner than the First Gulf War.

GADDAFU AKBAR!



Unfortunately, the Kuwait forces managed to stop the offensive just as it was about to seize their government building. But now they suffered heavy losses, and if they fell once again in that trick, this might be the end and the very important victory to begin the formation of a new Islamic Soviet Union. Hopefully this won't become like the First Gulf War. Positive relations with Kwa may prevent it, but a quick victory is of essence.



Unbelievably, they fell again on the same trick!

Meanwhile US lost control of Abdali yet another time, and bombs destroyed thousands of their aircrafts.



Trusting in his hardened experience in urban warfare, Barzani ordered this final push against Kuwait. Understrength, the enemy division there was starting to apparently collapse. In their glorious might, the Kurdistani Army built out of equipment donated by the King of Kings stands on the eve of victory.





THE PEOPLE'S REPUBLIC OF KURDISTAN SHALL CARRY ON THE TORCH WITH THE LIGHT OF ISLAM AND REBUILD THE ISLAMIC SOVIET UNION FROM THE ASHES OF THE FORMER ISU!

The ISU is a title of defeatists now. True glory is in the Empire of Gaddafistan.

Iran might have been a more logical choice perhaps for the continuation of the struggle against the great satan considering politics. However this might work out just fine.

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The ISU is a title of defeatists now. True glory is in the Empire of Gaddafistan.

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US stopped bothering going deeper in Africa to finish off ISU. Somehow, while fighting continual rebellions by machete rape gangs, it still is alive, surrounded by neutral countries that refuse to let US forces use them to finish ISU and probably is going to stay such way thanks to the way AI works. Maybe they decided to pity the ISU and let it still survive in some Sub-Saharan holes that can't really pose any threat anymore.

Also hiding the ISU is to emulate the Kwa' bribed "journalism" propaganda machine. The mistakes must not be hidden, but learned from, and there is no defeatism in never surrendering. If ISU was French defeatist, by the time the landings in Mount Sinai happened they'd be already waving white flags.