Let's see Gaddafi conquer Earth in Modern Day Scenario 2 1.6

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Also hiding the ISU is to emulate the Kwa' bribed "journalism" propaganda machine. The mistakes must not be hidden, but learned from, and there is no defeatism in never surrendering. If ISU was French defeatist, by the time the landings in Mount Sinai happened they'd be already waving white flags.

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And because of those mistakes, you must denounce the ISU in a move to fool the infidels, while laying the groundwork for the next great step of the King of Kings' unstoppable plan!

I'm loving this. Hopefully, taking over Kuwait gave you a tech team.

anus_pounder said:

I'm loving this. Hopefully, taking over Kuwait gave you a tech team.

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It was better than nothing.

Iran might have been a more logical choice perhaps for the continuation of the struggle against the great satan considering politics. However this might work out just fine.

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Iran has 30+ IC and an army with more than 50 divisions they have been building since the game start and possibly over 16 air wings . It would be too easy. Also Gaddafi used a lot of socialist rhetoric in the past, which doesn't really fit at all with Iran.

And because of those mistakes, you must denounce the ISU in a move to fool the infidels, while laying the groundwork for the next great step of the King of Kings' unstoppable plan!

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I changed my mind about what I'll rename Kurdistan into once it becomes a > 40 IC regional power, and what will be its new flag. Let's just say that the Jewtube song I've chosen to accompany this update is a hint to it. Also just out of curiousity, Kurdistan has a 77% chance of being accepted in the Kwanzania alliance but that would make things too easy and go against the very point of this whole LP. They'll achieve everything on their own.

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Building up and liberating Jordan! The long road towards becoming again a great power begins!

Coming Curse



The only tech team within Kuwait lacked any kind of ability with any kind of the available fields to research. At least, even if sluggishly, it would be doing some research, which is better than having no research at all. Hopefully, another expansion through the Middle East will give in better options when it come to R&D. But with only two divisions, and obsolete ones, the chances of achieving that are remote. The next, far more advanced armored division under construction must be concluded first, and that will take yet years. Building hundreds of tanks for a country like Kurdistan takes time.



Lots of time. Enough time for them to have access to 21st Century computing technology natively developed. Kurdistan, when it comes to land forces and industrial technology, is quite ahead of most other neighbors. And even in the year of 2015, the ISU wasn't yet defeated, serving as a perfect distraction along multiple insurgencies.



For the moment, this is the only enemy that, once that new armored division is built, could be defeated, in spite of the fact they'd still outnumber Kurdistan glorious army. According to the latest intel, they have 8 divisions, against 3 and a single air wing. In late November 2015 the new armored division would be finished, and then it would be the time for the offensive.



Jihadzkrieg will succeed through through superior strategy and tactics against superior numbers!



Meanwhile, a modern mechanized division becomes the next long term project in the expansion of the Kurdistani Army. Through superior elan, once again, even in the shadows, the King of Kings still promotes victories against arguably more superior foes! For the time is coming for another small step after the conquest of Kuwait. Jordan, a country corrupted by another lapdog "democracy", is this step.

Jihadzkrieg moves to Karbala. A "border incident" is arranged by the massive Jordanian intelligence operation to justify the conflict, and then, rather than attack, they wait in Karbala for the enemy to make their move first.



Kuwait City will be isolated, but this is exactly what Barzani and his mentor Gaddafi hoped for.



After letting they make the first moves, an opportunity comes from a huge strategic mistake of the enemy, and immediately the two armored divisions of T-90 and T-72 tanks supported by a mechanized infantry divisions, launch their offensive against the two divisions holding Al Rubah to encircle a large part of their army. Superior in tactics and, partly, in technology, and with some air support that leads however to considerable losses of aircrafts, their odds are high.





JUST AS PLANNED!



Rather than trying to retreat to not be encircled, they attempt to crush the Garrisson keeping Kuwait under control. Those are reservists, with barely any heavy equipment, yet they fight bravely in spite of deprived of resources. Jihadzkrieg comes from the north to help their defense by forcing the attackers to surrender or die.



In spite of deprived of supplies, the Jordanian forces put up quite a fight, and it takes time for the perspective of this major victory to at last come, about the time Kuwait City is successfully defended by the brave, lone Garrisson, and now the battle is coming to an end.



GADDAFU AKBAR!



In spite of the combat losses they suffered because of combat and of a brief and ultimately unsuccessful campaign of bombing by Jordan, they press on the offensive.



And emerge once again victorious!





Do you know what is the difference between Late 1990s communications and early 21st Century communications? Kurdistan military networks still lacked Facebook Integration. Of course changing this is a very important measure.

Or maybe only a plant for something far more sinister the manboons using Facebook would be totally oblivious to.



Then people complain about researching facebook integration in communication systems not being important...



Victory was very, very, very close. As soon as Jihadzkrieg marched in Aman, the government of Jordan would have nothing left to do but to surrender. In spite of outnumbering the glorious Kurdistani Army at almost 3:1 by the start of the war, they were still doomed to defeat. Unfortunately it turned out they over-stretched too much and were forced to rest to reorganize before going for the final push. But Jihadzkrieg superior doctrines meant they would reorganize faster than the enemy units, and thus:



In March 28th, planned date for the renewing of the offensive, the enemy is found poorly prepared for the Jihadzkrieg advance. So poorly prepared that they easily rout.



There was a very heavy toll of casualties in this war against a numerically superior foe, but right now, victory was just a few hours away. It would take an entire year for all the casualties the Kurdistani forces suffered to be recovered, but it wasn't in vain. Aman was near. They were victorious in spite of the enemy numerical superiority.

More industries to accelerate the creation of a larger and larger army to ensure the liberation of the entirety of the Middle East and of Africa from the clutches of the Great Satan once the time is ripe.







NOTHING CAN STOP THE KING OF KINGS AND THOSE UNDER HIS EVER-WISE GUIDANCE!

The islamic socialist revolution lives on, the imperialists were foolish to think that they can kill the eternal socialist struggle!

Now your neighboring Israel the small satan again, will an attack come from that direction this time?

Or rather that they could ever hope to defeat the Invincible Colonel!

wait, there is a province named Stalinabad?

Haha, this is great :D

Building divisions in MDS2 1.6 takes a looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong time.

But considering the game ends in 1963, and in the in-game calendar, the year is 1015,



Also I found a way to do something while building up enough to stand a chance against Syria. But I'll post the next update later.

[quote="Cassidy"But considering the game ends in 1963, and in the in-game calendar, the year is 1015,[/quote]
Oh, yes.
You just have to shift the date of every crusade, every war, by the appropriate amount. Then, will you truly be paying homage to the glorious Islamic defenders of the Arabian peoples, and even with the correct timing!

By the way, will Gaddafi renounce the Libyans and Africans he left behind, for it was obvious that only because of their lack of will that the Great Satan achieved this temporary victory against the Invincible Colonel!

Only the proud tribesmen of Jihadzkrieg are worthy of following the Invincible Colonel among them now, until the rest will gain a new chance to redeem themselves!

Been reading since the beginning and figured I'd stop lurking to say this is damn interesting. Keep up the good work.

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@Vaarna - wtf?!?

You gotta admit, Best Korea would certainly be far more succesful if it was a Funktatorship.

Isn't that true for every single society on earth?

I, for one, welcome our new Funk Overlords.

1) Stage a coup.
2) Play funky tunes non stop on nation wide radio.
3) Make listening to the radio mandatory.
4) Force everyone to perform every single action in sync with funky music under penalty of death.
5) Enjoy your new, funky nation.

poocolator said:

Cassidy said:

But considering the game ends in 1963, and in the in-game calendar, the year is 1015,

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Oh, yes.
You just have to shift the date of every crusade, every war, by the appropriate amount. Then, will you truly be paying homage to the glorious Islamic defenders of the Arabian peoples, and even with the correct timing!

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You're asking for too much.

Finally there was enough material for a proper update. As in an update where the King of Kings annexes liberates another country. This one is huge. Biggest so far, at 50 screenshots. Of course I suppose it's only fair, so here it goes.

Also I need to change US sliders to fit better with the whole idea. But that is coming in the next update.

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ITZ COMING! The Fifth Column of Islam, the rise of Fascism in Amerikwa and the growth of the new religion civilization of Peace!



To support extensive intelligence operaitons all across the world, Kurdistan begins research in far more advanced encryption techniques. There was another purpose for this. While the glorious army of Kurdistan was being yet built up for the next phase of the formation of a new Great Power, the King of Kings and his disciple Massoud Barzani were keeping themselves busy for a great plan. A simple plan that will in time begin to be executed.





But while that didn't start, bad news arrived. Not Kwanzania, but the Machete Rape Gangs, finally signaled the end of the Islamic Soviet Union. Reports arriving claiming total lack of any resistance against the Great Satan, which greatly enraged the Islamic world. Obviously they have allowed, and gladly, to be assraped by the Kwans.

The Great Satan cheered the death of Muammar Gaddafi together with the traitors and scums. They don't even known what they don't know! For the revenge is coming, and the divine wrath shall bring the downfall of the Kwanzanian Empire, that like Rome, like the Dhimmitude of England, shall fall!

GADDAFU AKBAR!







Soon to communicate through the most advanced technologies of quantum based cryptography, the Fifth Column prepares itself to arise in the heart of the Great Satan.





To finish the work the King of Kings has started! Although for the moment it has mostly led to peaceful protests, all it takes is for their crooks to approve one law, unaware that it is all part of a greater plan, and then, Kwanzania shall be drenched on the blood of their own people slaughtered by their ultimately fascist government of oil thieves and ransackers!



Fitting Song

All along keeping a facade of friendliness. They indeed don't even know what they don't know. It was the beginning of February, in the year of 2017, when the US government approved a law banning the civilian ownership of firearms. This was the perfect mistake. Unaware they were being supported by the King of Kings, several Tea Party members, radical lolbertarians and Utah militias proclaimed secession from the United States, forming the National Secessionist Force, or NSF.





Thus, chaos erupted over the streets as their government became more and more authoritarian pushing their ultimately fascist agenda. Poetic justice. It was not the King of Kings who, behind the shadows, manipulated their politicians to being curbing the rights of their people. He was only providing guns to those who refused to accept such authority.

No, it was the Kwanzanian government that was digging its own grave, placing their country on the verge of a new Civil War while the Fifth Column rose from the heart of the enemy territory.



THE FIFTH COLUMN AND THEIR OWN PEOPLE SHALL DESTROY THE GREAT SATAN FROM INSIDE!



The modenization of the Glorious Army of Kurdistan continued.





This is a dark future for the people of Kwanzania. Perhaps poetic justice that the same injustices their manboon butts never bothered to stop are now befelling upon them: FEMA Death Camps, tyranny of unseen levels in that continent after an "emergency state" was declared. But a great darkness could be felt. A great evil... the son of the Great Satan was rising within the nation of the Great Satan. The Christians called it the Antichrist. The world was changing, and the future was bleak.

Some resisted, but most of the Kwanzanian manboons, as expected from sheeple manboons, did nothing to stop it... they just drooled and derped all along while watching the Televitz brainwashing them.



Amerikwa shall fall! The Great Satan must not be allowed to take over the world!



Neither will those blind to the greater truth be allowed to destroy the dream!



A hopeless battle, but a battle that shall force the Police State to keep their thugs home instead of invading and oppressing other peoples.



After all, they have been preparing to pull this off for a long, long time.

However, there is still hope. The shockwave of these events shall shatter the world, but it will not destroy the sovereignty and self-determination of all peoples.



It shall only pose an even greater challenge



Yet, Kurdistan advances to the future. Nanotechnology. Who could ever imagine a country in the Middle East would be able to, on its own, develop commercial and economical carbon nanotubes and other wonders? This is just the beginning for a very promising field.





Sometimes it is almost enough to pity them. The Hopeless struggle of the NSF against the rise of fascism, the drooling sheeple manboons. Why do they refuse to fight? Why are they doing nothing? For those in Kurdistan, it is baffling to witness how much of a sheeple a single people can be transformed into through the Televitz. Ironic, that the King of Kings is now funding freedom fighters. People who stand for freedom, democracy and Ron Paul. For a fascist Kwa free of internal opposition would have no problems to attempt conquering the entire Earth.



But, even among the manboons, the dumbest of the dumbfucks, there were those who still had courage and intelligence to fight against the fascists, who considered better to die free than to live as a sheeple manboon slave. The Ultimate DOOM Expansion Set for Kwanzania was coming, by its own government hands, not by the actions of nature.

This is like that thing Cleve was talking about.



There were ways the Great Satan could try to corrupt Kurdistan, but they would not succeed. Their Satan-worshipping government shall be judged and casted into the eternal brimstones of Hell!



Everywhere, they shall face war!



The industrialization of glorious Kurdistan reaches a new level, matching up the technologies of the Great Satan.



While modernization never stops. Kwanzania has been at perpetual war for years, but the government continues to gain the upper hand, although their might has been greatly diminished through guerrilla warfare, as they call their own people terrorists while slaughtering them. The fall of the Kwanzanian Empire is beginning, a fall marked by the worst possible tyranny of all ages.





The King of Kings continues to covertly provide weapons and supplies to the NSF, which even in spite of hopeless odds, never give ups their struggle agains the oppression of the Great Satan.





Optical computers. Who could believe that a country like Kurdistan is so close to have their own so soon in the 21st century? Of course, powered by the Light of Islam, these machines shall be of great help to the cause.













I'm running out of this kind of material...



After one more armored division of T-90s is built, the focus now shift to airmobile brigades because of how useful they shall be in urban warfare.



Even better quantum encryption is to be researched, while the tides of history crash against Kwanzania, an eruption. A cry. A last hope for liberty in a growing armed rebellion against the dawn of fascist Kwanzania.





Everywhere people gather in arms against their imperialist and fascist government.







What began as a bunch of militias has spread out as a national revolutionary movement against the rise of fascism. With billions in weapons and supplies being sent to them by Kurdistan through covert means, they continue to grow in spite of the massive oppression. This is it, the final DOOM.



It is a long way through to be able to build a proper Air Force. A long, long way.



THE BRO OF BROS, BLOBERT, LEADS THE GOOD FIGHT AGAINST POPAMOLE IN MICHIGAN



Other appropriate set of songs

The shadow of a new Civil War looms over Kwanzania. But now the Kurdistan government turns its attention to more local matters. In fact, the Syrian Army has 18 infantry divisions and 12 armored divisions. Kurdistan glorious forces are composed by 4 garrissons, 2 mechanized infantry divisions, 3 armored divisions and three airmobile brigades. Yet it would take decades to match such a foe. Instead, a daring plan was set to hopefully defeat such numerically superior force.





For besides those mentioned forces, the King of Kings also launches a starting attack by a Fifth Column inside Syria, to hopefully severely disrupt the enemy logistics and morale through guerrilla warfare before the glorious Kurdistani Army advances from two positions.



They are unable to supply their soldiers due to general strikes and sabotage. To further help them get drained of supplies, an innocent trade deal is made.



Their forces are on the move to try suppressing guerrillas. Everything is ready for the start in this year of 2022 in the Great Satan Calendar. Although riskier, Mosul is a critical position, thus one of the two Jihadzkrieg Corps are sent there to launch a diversionary attack while the other Kurdistani mobile forces advance from the south.



And thus, a very risky war begins, against a numerically superior foe. Could Kurdistan emerge victorious against such odds?



Note: Due to a map editing mistake... you'll see

GADDAFU AKBAR!



The Islamarines on their Choppas are intercepted by attackers from Sab'Abbar(their counters are located somewhere near the middle of the Atlantic because this is MDS2 Beta so no suprise at all )



Our brave Jihadzkrieg is attacked from the North by the Syrian Air Force, but all they manage is, thanks to concentrated anti-air power and the obsolete nature of their aircraft, is to get multiple of their air wings slaughtered.



In a desperate move, seeing their impending defeat, the Syrian forces launch a massed offensive against Mosul, defended only by four garrissons, supported by a Jihadzkrieg flanking attack. Will they hold on? Also notice the fucked up movement arrows.



In spite of facing armored divisions, the Garrissons still succeed at a courageous and legendary defense of Mosul! Now it is just a matter of days before the Light of Islam reaches Syria!

GADDAFU AKBAR!



Should Aleppo fall, they'll have no option besides surrendering.



And thus, thanks to air support, this is no very, very close form happening.



Thus, Syria joins the glorious Kurdistan! But that is far from enough, for Lebannon is right open for the taking!



AND SHALL!



It was, compared to the great challenge of conquering Syria, a piece of cake, as the insurgents funded in Syria ended hurting the small country as well. Now it is just a matter of time.





NOT EVEN GIGANTIC ARMIES SHALL STOP THOSE UNDER THE GUIDANCE OF THE KING OF KINGS!

SAUDI ARABIA SUBMISSION TO THE GREAT SATAN SHALL BE OVER SOON!

too bad about your airforce. Judging from the tech screen, I doubt you'll be able to match the ex-ISU anytime soon.

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Surreal.

No mention of Cloaked Figure and his homies when annexing Lebanon?

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Surreal.

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It'll get even better.

Vaarna_Aarne said:

No mention of Cloaked Figure and his homies when annexing Lebanon?

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Why is CF supposed to be worthy of mention? I already placed more than enough CF cameos in previous Hearts of Iron 2 LPs. Of course, later there shall be, obviously, an War against inanity you know where, to prove IT IS IMPOSSIBLE TO TOTALLY AVOID COMBAT IN HEARTS OF IRON 1 AND 2.

Also found a great pearl of wisdom from Jewtube:

trappedunderdicks said:

while other americans live in extreme poverty on the streets and are outcasted because they do not have money to feed themselves. Im american and i dont agree with the way we live. Things will change and you ignorant capitalists will be removed from this planet. Also we do not just give to the world, we impose our will on countries that are not our own, massacre, burn, and rape other peoples lands. that is nothing to be proud of

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The Fifth Column is real.

OK, enough quotingderp comments, this is not supposed to be another Best Thread Ever. Here goes the update:

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Bringing Down the Saudi Lapdog! A new Age begins for all peoples of the Middle East!

Totally fitting song of the BEST KOREA for the other Dear Leader Muammar Gaddafi.



Left in the backburner because Facebook Integration is not that much of a deal, finally the research on the last elements begin, for in industrial infrastructure, the glorious Kurdistan, greatest country of world, all other countries are run by little girls

Had to do that, now as mentioned, thus Kurdistan was almost equal to the great powers in advanced industrial technology. All left was the improvements in communications and electronic warfare to finish the industrial research possible for this century.



And just in case, have the technology to bring ITZ to Kwanzania.



Progress is slow but steady, and soon all gaps will be filled. There will be no technological advantage of the greater future enemies of Kurdistan for much longer.



And the army is being fully modernized to 1995 standards. Not backwards at all compared to what most neighbor countries that have yet to be liberated field. After a long, long investment, finally the mechanized division the King of Kings provided to Kurdistan was throughly improved with new technologies.



And gradually, the T-72 tanks are being upgraded as much as possible to possess better capabilities. Jihadzkrieg will thus become way more powerful as the legacy of the Invincible Colonel. The road to victory is the only road to follow.



The T-72BM is the best that refits can do about the old T-72s. They are almost a match to the T-90s thanks to the fact there is a brigade of attack helicopters attached to their division. And time goes on, as the preparations for the coming liberation of Saudi Arabia are being made.



Chaos erupts over the streets of New York as the city is seized by the freedom fighters of the NSF, and boldly, they advance to seize more regions, foolishly leaving the larger city behind, and undefended, and thus once again failing to overthrow the fascist dictatorship that befell Kwanzania. Time passes through this year of 2025, until finally, near its ending, one more armored division is readied and several garrissons stand ready to hold their ground.

They position themselves in strategic points near the border with Saudi Arabia. As soon as the mobile divisions and units are fully organized, it shall begin, as from Kuwait City, a very daring, risky plan is traced on a rapid offensive to sweep over all strategically important pieces of territory of this country tainted by clientelism and submission to imperialist exploitation. This will be a war with only two expectable outcomes: total victory or a crushing, eternal defeat and subjugation of the peoples of the Middle East to the exploitation of the Great Satan.



With a mostly incredibly obsolete but numerically superior army, Saudi Arabia makes their first move by trying to attack Kuwait, but for a funny reason they make a huge mistake on determining how many of their forces should attack the city.



GADDAFU AKBAR!

And now, comes the counter-strike against Damman, to secure it and then race straight for Ryadh, and then for the last important territory of Saudi Arabia. If this works it'll be another legendary victory against a numerically superior force, but at a cost, the Garrissons deployed to draw the Saudi forces to attempt advancing through worthless sand in Kurdistan territory and expose their heart were on the verge of defeat.

They had no ways to retreat, and thus they fought and died there, in Bayir. They shall never be forgotten.





Against a well-disciplined and large army, with the coordination of all their mobile anti-air assets, the Saudi Air Force is simply slaughtered while it tries to stop them. This is another great victory, but the war would be tough. Being fast enough to overwhelm the enemy capability of holding their ground, following the Jihadzkrieg, was essential for victory.



As soon as they arrived at Damman, a ferocious offensive was launched against the now poorly defended Kuwait City. A legendary battle has begun as the two garrisson brigades stood bravely against the enemy mechanized forces which outnumbered them. A violent, bloody urban battle ensued, but the Jihadzkrieg and Islamarines could not afford to help them immediately. For the window of opportunity to exploit the exhaustion of the forces at Riyadh was short. Instead, they awaited just as the next morning was coming, and launched their offensive, hoping their superior tactics and technology would make up for the enemy's numerical superiority.



The enemy is forced to leave their Capital! Victory! However, the defenders of Kuwait are almost falling apart, when it is decided that no other option awaits than to launch a flanking attack against those trying to seize Kuwait City, in spite of the organization losses of the liberation of Riyadh.





Jihadzkrieg charged recklessly against the attackers, which seemed to have the upper hand at first, but thanks to their courage, brilliance and superior technology, in spite of having suffered many losses, they slowly turn the tide, and what seemed a hopeless counter-offensive starts to turn out differently.



This is a great strategic victory for this war. Now, with Riyadh still undefended, victory may be closer than imagined.



The enemy continues to advance through strategically unimportant areas, as if remaining unaware of the trap laid upon their hands, of the sacrifice of nine garrisson brigades to fool them. They just advanced, blindly, foolishly.

Then, they despaired and begged for the end of war, like expected from honorless lapdogs.

THERE SHALL BE ONLY ONE ACCEPTABLE OUTCOME: THE END OF THE LAPDOG GOVERNMENT AND OF SAUDI ARABIA!



And it's now a very close final victory.



They never had time to reorganize and rest as the tidal waves of the Jihadzkrieg impacted upon them. The blitz has been perfect, and now soon everything would be over as aeromobile forces head for the last strategically important province Saudi Arabia still had.





VICTORY IS THE ONLY PATH!



And Saudi Arabia, although not perfect, finally delivered a tech team for communications and computing. The glorious victory of Kurdistan made the once small country too great to be called just Kurdistan, as progress continued to march.

There. In time, this glorious civilization will stand on the future. In time a new force shall rise to fight against Imperialism.



There was a long way ahead, and still not appropriate tech teams, but they would carry on.



Three consecutive researches thanks to the glory of the once called Kurdistan, which became something much greater now. In time, as advised by the Pimp of Pimps, the government would come up with a new name, a myth, a legend gained life again.







THE KING OF KINGS SHALL SIT UPON THE THRONE OF NEO-BABYLONIA TO RULE THE ENTIRE WORLD!

PS: By the time it becomes obvious Gaddafi wasn't caught, it'll be immediate war against Kwanzania, which is why I'm postponing Gaddafi's return as an official King of Kings for once Neo-Babylonia grows strong enough to stand a chance.