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Let's see Gaddafi conquer Earth in Modern Day Scenario 2 1.6

Vaarna_Aarne

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Well, if you you are defeated by foul Great Satan trickery again, surely Gaddafi can take over Pakistan or something?
 

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I predict the worldwide second-hand Ferrari market will experience a sudden and massive surplus now that the light of socialism shines upon the former corrupt cesspit of lapdoggery. :smug:

Also, please ban Wahhabism, kthxbye.
 

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Merkwürdigliebe said:
Needs a new flag though worthy of this glorious empire. :M

If you really want that, draw it yourself then and I'll resize it for HoI2. :M

Well, if you you are defeated by foul Great Satan trickery again, surely Gaddafi can take over Pakistan or something?

Last time I checked Iran had 109 infantry divisions and 12 armored divisions. That will have to wait. Also, limited manpower is limited. I didn't want to add cores everywhere, but I won't have patience to wait the building up of an army large enough to beat Iran for decades in game time. So I guess I'll eventually do it and have to bite the consequences of the "Support Partisans" Intelligence operations: precisely, the fact the 100% partisan activity multiple "Support Partisans" missions caused against an enemy province will turn back to you if you have cores in the annexed provinces. So while it will be beneficial on one hand, on the other...


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All Lapdogs of Amerikwan Imperialism in the Arabian Peninsula shall fall!

GADDAFU AKBAR

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With the expansion of industrial might, Neo-Babylonia begins to implement High-Technology R&D Centers to promote a better future and catch up to the newest technologies of this new century.

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Because of problems with those not yet touched by the Light, development of unmanned aerial vehicles is important to put everything under control and eliminate Great Satan funded rebels. All kinds of research in this field shall be performed.

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The city of Najaf shall become the Babylonian Silicon Valley. Nanotechnology shall also advance thanks to this great work of wisdom. The old civilization ideals were rising from the ashes as a growing secularization of it carried on.

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Prototypes for their own tank technology are made. The D-21 will be a far more advanced main battle tank, fitted with the latest technologies. But an even more ambitious prototype, the D-21L, that shall be featured by a railgun refit to match the standards of the future, is already under research.

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The plan is to modernize everything to the latest standards. But that will take yet a long time. Alll while the glorious Army was being reinforced. When it was at last sufficiently strong to proceed, a new target was chosen, an easy lapdog to be overthrown.

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While Kwanzania drowned even further into chaos and tyranny, everything was finally set for the coming liberation.

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The enemy fought instead of surrendering, but they were doomed to a defeat.

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GADDAFU AKBAR!

Both Yemen and the United Emirates of Great Satan bootlickers had too large armies for victory to be ascertained without a little help of the fifth column. Thus now some long time would pass as intelligence networks would have to be established.

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Neo-Babylonia reached a state of affairs where they had too much industrial power, but too few capable soldiers to fill the ranks of new divisions, provoking delays. As much as I'd be tempted to, a "Enact law to allow child soldiers" event would still be cheating.

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With more industries, finally comes the time to begin the construction of the Ultimate DOOM Expansion Set for Kwanzania.

PS: I'll make a poll on whether to bring ITZ to Kwanzania or just try to conquer it conventionally when the time comes. But that is far, far away yet.

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In the Third World War, the front lines have remained near entirely stagnated for more than a decade. European Union Oceania has always been at war with Russia Eurasia.

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The creation of the Islamic GPS is fundamental for improvement of military doctrines of all kinds. Thus another long research begins.

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The Fifth Column is being built to strike a decisive blow against the yesmen of imperialism!

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STOP THE LIES! START THE TRUTH!

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THE GLORIOUS NEO-BABYLONIAN ARMY, WITH THE HELP OF THE FIFTH COLUMN, SHALL DESTROY THOSE WHO CONSORT WITH THE GREAT SATAN!

The battle is bloody, and yet, in spite of the defenders numerical superiority, their horrible tactics and obsolescence work in favor of the armies of the Pimp of Pimps. The battle doesn't end being unchallenging, but in the end:

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GADDAFU AKBAR!

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And thus, of all Lapdogs, only two were left, Oman and the United Emirates of Great Satan whores. Oman was ripe for the taking, but the United Emirates, because of their large army and of the advantage they'd have to be attacked in the middle of a major urban center, would prove to be incredibly challenging foes, which may require some aid of the Fifth Column as well.

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But there is one more target before the last lapdog falls in a battle which may rival the Battle of Stalingrad in the shedding of blood. Never before in history massive armies would clash in firefights along towering skyscrapers and tight streets. Now that would be a major moment in history, as the city of Dubai is to be returned to their rightful owners.

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As for Oman, it was, compared to what was coming, a breeze. The preparations were being made. The Fifth Column was being roused, just in case.

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Through the sands, the doomsday device is being readied. It is still far from complete, however, and will take years to reach its conclusion, so that ITZ can be delivered to those deserving. In time, it is decided to refrain from rising another Fifth Column, for once it rises, it can as easily be used against Neo-Babylonia as it can be used for it. Instead, through superior morale and the experience of their leaders in urban warfare from the years of guerilla fighting in Iraq against the Great Satan, they have hopes of achieving victory in a direct assault on Dubai.

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Snipers and soldiers were positioned in the tallest skyscrappers, and blood flowed as the greatest battle ever fought in a city since the Battle of Stalingrad began. The Islamarines, flying in their helicopters, were the greatest tactical asset of the glorious Neo-Babylonian Army due to their unparalleled mobility in an environment like this. 24 four hours of nonstop battle, and the enemy still didn't seem to have retreated any further than one block. In their nobility, the glorious army sought to keep as much of the city infrastructure as possible intact in their march to victory, but this would cost great sacrifices in life.

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It was a hellish battle. Lasting for an entire week, street by street, building by building, the Neo-Babylonian forces, gifted with superior tactics, elan and technology, cleared everything to seize the metropolis, and finally the Lapdog armies were on the verge of collapse. Many died after this bloody and long battle, but the outcome seemed certain, at last.

No matter the time, no matter the cost, Neo-Babylonia shall rise against imperialism!

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THUS THE PIMP OF PIMPS DELIVERS THE LIGHT OF ISLAM TO ALL ONCE LAPDOGS OF IMPERIALISM, AND SOON THE NAZIONIST GENOCIDE AGAINST THE PALESTINIAN PEOPLE SHALL BE PUT TO AN END! THE END OF THE DJINN OF ISRAHELL IS COMING! NO MASK OR ZIONIST AGENT SHALL STOP IT! GADDAFU AKBAR!
 

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anus_pounder said:
:salute: But no air tech team yet?

The oppression of Zionism makes flying difficult, but once Zionist tyranny is defeated, then the Light of Islam shall reach the skies as certainly Israel has much better tech teams than any of the other potential targets.
 

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China and India are still neutral? Quite disappointing.

So, what about after the Zionist Bolshevik Nazi Conspiracy is defeated? Are you going to fortify beaches and borders against the counter-attack by their Kwanzanian underlings?
 

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I just finished catching up on this LP, and its fucking awesome.

Speaking of cameo's, what do I have to do to get mentioned slaughtering fascists and reactionaries in Amerikwa or bring down the fiery wrath of Nergal against the enemies of Neo-Babylon.

Also, who is the current kwa president?
 

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First of all, it's Rick Perry. Don't ask me why. Second, I have some ideas for some save game editing to create an enemy almost as great as the aliens in that other HoI2 LP. I already added some Deus Ex references(NSF), why not push the full package and make it clear there is something else in the shadows also wanting to take over the entire world?

Great, wordpress started blocking accounts obviously used only for image hosting. At least the already uploaded images weren't cutted off.

And I'm not going to pay for Internet image hosting.

Well, well. Tried dropbox but it doesn't allow hotlinking. Tinypic is too messy.

Found one, but... I have really bad news. I forgot I transferred instead of copying the images of the latest update to the dropbox account, and I don't want to do all over again, because I erased the dropbox folder permanently, and wiped out all images with it. Therefore, this will be a permanent vacuum and gap in this AAR, for I'm not going to do it all over again, don't even think about it.

Speaking of cameo's, what do I have to do to get mentioned slaughtering fascists and reactionaries in Amerikwa or bring down the fiery wrath of Nergal against the enemies of Neo-Babylon.

Become a patron of the Codex Playground by paying a reliable image hosting service and sharing to everyone its login and password.

:troll:

As a courtesy... I'll leave this written overview and a final screenshot on what happend, not as satisfying as a full update, but better than nothing:

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The Berlin Wall fell, and so shall fall the Wall of the Palestinian Ghetto! The Invincible Colonel shall liberate Palestine and crush the Zionist fascism and genocide against the arabs!




It took first a very set offensive that forced the J00S to give in West Bank after they lost Golan and were threatened to be driven all the way to Tel-Aviv, but it was chosen to not take risks and accept their peace offer. After the West Bank Palestinians were liberated from decades of Zionist oppression, the King of Kings being honorable, he built up and waited until the truce was over to finish the job.

It was the year of 2030 in the Great Satan Calendar, when everything began. A minor force was dislodged quickly from West Bank as Neo-Babylonia focused on the capture of Golan, which hopefully would happen rapid enough to allow them to return to West Bank and secure it before the Zionists. It was a battle never seen before in this region, a battle of Apocalyptic proportions.

It would be called the Battle of Megiddo. The rise of fascism in Kwanzania and the subsequent invasion of Israel by a rising empire that entitled itself "Neo-Babylonia" riled up the Christian world. Many believed these were the portents of the coming of the Antichrist and of the Apocalypse, while in the Islamic world, many also believed in a coming Apocalypse.

With Golan Secured, a major confrontation occurred over the region surrounding Megiddo. Neo-Babylonian forces began to put everything they had against Tel-Aviv. If it fell, this would be the final destruction of the Zionist tyranny. A brutal battle ensued where hundreds of thousands died, and a watershed in the history of mankind was about to happen.

In the year 1989, the Belin Wall fell. Communism in its distorted, corrupt and totalitarian form was eradicated from Earth.

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In the year 2030, the Wall of the Palestinian Ghetto fell. Zionism was thus utterly eradicated from Earth. the tyranny of Israel against the arab peoples was abolished. nomask had it next to a tranny when the old fag watched the news on his home which construction was funded by social welfare. However, he immediately got flaccid when he heard the statement from Massoud Barzani, that Neo-Babylonia shall be a secular State and grant freedom fo religion to everyone, and that they shall not expel or persecute the Jews in the fallen Israel, for all they did this for was to free the Palestinian people from oppression, and not to provoke even more oppression.

With Kwanzania having become a fascist dictatorship, the exodus wasn't as radical as some thought. The Zionists who didn't fled, the butchers of Palestine, they were all condemned for their crimes against humanity, and several things Zionist-backed media hid were surfaced. Although to call it a genocide would be a bit of an overstep, the exposure the still free countries of the world had thanks to a sudden influx of Freeleaks documents about plans of "racial cleansing" by the Zionists turned Israel in something almost as universally hated as Kwanzania. Yet, many Jews would continue living there, for in spite of the implementation of a command economy, the Kibutz would be promoted as "a bastion of true socialism in a country dominated by Nazionism". Still, many wealthy Jews fled, for obvious reasons.

Doomsayers were claiming this was a sign of ITZ, but there was no other massive diaspora. Meanwhile, Gaza became a semi-independent Palestinian State.

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THE TURKISH LAPDOG STATE SHALL FALL!


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So, what about after the Zionist Bolshevik Nazi Conspiracy is defeated? Are you going to fortify beaches and borders against the counter-attack by their Kwanzanian underlings?

New York is monthly taken by guerillas. Do you think Kwa' is really in any condition to worry about Israel? In any case one of Modern Day Scenario 2 greatest flaws is how it doesn't properly simulate NATO and CSTO, and thus that shit with 13 years of a war between EU and Russia remaining totally stagnated turns out real. At least now Air Force isn't ridiculously overpowered any more, and when attacking large stacks of land units, they will suffer heavy casualties. It's an improvement over the 1.5 version, but it still feels subpar to vanilla and most other mods. Of course it is a personal opinion.

Truth be told MDS has never been a good mod, and after all, the Hearts of Iron 2 engine wasn't really designed for the modern times. Of course that is moot because the point of LPs is not to only show good games.
 

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If your going to mod in the Antichrist maybe you could mod in the Mahdi and Jesus(who features prominently in Islamic eschatology) to help you out later, if you want to keep with the Islamic theme. Or you could bring back the Old Gods and have Namtar show those monotheists how real divine wrath is done.

Also, is their any hope of bringing the light of Communism to fascist AmeriKKKa?
 

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Cassidy said:
Found one, but... I have really bad news. I forgot I transferred instead of copying the images of the latest update to the dropbox account, and I don't want to do all over again, because I erased the dropbox folder permanently, and wiped out all images with it. Therefore, this will be a permanent vacuum and gap in this AAR, for I'm not going to do it all over again, don't even think about it.

:rage:

Wait... Are you on Windows 7 or Vista? Shadow copies?

http://windows.microsoft.com/en-US/wind ... -questions
 

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I think a big problem with MDS was that they spent way too much time making their unwieldy and ponderous monolith of an economic system. It doesn't really add anything of value, it causes major slowdown, and it generally makes minors unplayable. Their corruption system is a similar thing.

They should have just used the tried and true method: Lots of event chains that lead to interesting things, and stuff to do for minor countries as well.
 

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And so, for a change, I'll have to put an update that doesn't include open war. It will, however, open interesting facts. I've done flags for two future threats, not yet to be shown, but I can't really imagine something appropriate for Neo-Babylonia on my own.

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Preparing for the Jihad of the Future

Gaddafu Akbar song

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With severe lack of manpower, the Greater Plans of Neo-Babylonia would take way too long to be concluded. Thus, concessions are made so that all its current territory becomes accepted by their population. These grants shall not expose weaknesses the Great Satan could exploit, for they still ensue the glorious Neo-Babylonia shall be ruled by proper men.

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Far greater personal liberties were granted, and Neo-Babylonia made justice to its name. Sharia law was no longer enforced on non-Muslims, and the government made it even clearer their secular position, in spite of the names given to the glorious armies.

Also, after so many victories, Massoud Barzani was named Emperor, and by extension, the Invincible Colonel gained a new title in the shadows: The Emperor of Emperors!

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Neo-Babylonia begins the development of their own global positioning system, to further improve their military capabilities.

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News come about the now called "Everlasting War" between European Union and Russia. French forces make a foothold around St. Petersburg, but this won't be the first time this happens, for other attempts all ended with the forces being driven back to the ocean.

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With the grant of tolerance and respect for their religion, those who weren't Zionist pigs see no problems to contribute to the progress of Neo-Babylonia, as its government is ready to reward former Israeli industries and military specialists for R&D. As known, Jew science is powerful, and thus leads to a great boost in the progress of this young civilization. The improvement of military doctrine to the latest standards thus begins.

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After decades of civil war, India decides to play small-time imperialism by assuming control over Sri Lanka. Colombo is one of the most strategic locations in the world for the launch of space shuttles, and many suspect this is the true reason for this invasion, as India has begun a very serious space program in the 2020s, with some very big ambitions. Neo-Babylonia knows better than to waste money on the exploration of lifeless pieces of rock.

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The long research of everything lost on air superiority fighters begin. It'll be a few more years before Neo-Babylonia can field a glorious Air Force.

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Gathering around the last major Lapdog of Amerikwa in the region, the glorious army cheers as the Light returns. Once again the Light of Islam burns brightly to lead Neo-Babylonia to victory, glory and supremacy. As long as this light is on, there is nothing to fear. Every heathen and lapdog shall fall!

GADDAFU AKBAR!

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Targenting?

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While the Great Satan abandons their best due to a poor idea of efficiency for a mighty stealth bomber, the much cheaper but equally effectively GJ-2 Djinn is going to be developed. Costing a tenth of a B-2 price to be manufacture, it's success as a military project is as certain as the fact Djinns exist. Thus half of the glorious air force will be concluded. The other half will be made by air superiority fighters of the highest possible technological level.

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A great project begins. The creation of Future Soldiers, fitted with powered exoskeletons, capable of standing even against tanks, capable of eating any army for breakfast. The Star Mujahideen Chapter shall thus be formed, armed with powerful railguns and bolter cannons, they shall be the right hand of the Emperor of Emperors.

GADDAFU AKBAR!

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With the finalization of the nuclear weapons construction facility, now the entire production capabilities of Neo-Babylonia are focused on raising a glorious army, to finish for once and all the lapdog Turkey and, by extension, deniszi.

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Progress continue with the program to create the predecessors of the Neo-Babylonian Space Marines. Development of of cybernetic implants and of the computer systems attached to the future powered exoskeleton become the next step of this long road towards the future.

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But while preparations were being made, the fifth column continued active. Kwanzania burns with growing civilian armed resistance against their fascist government, always generously supported by the Emperor of Emperors. The Great Satan rots and withers from inside as the final Doom of the Kwanzanian Empire draws nigh.

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Research and development of the GJ-2 Djinn was at last concluded, as the upgrade of Air Superiority Fighter technology then carried on, still quite backwards so far.

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The project to create the Star Mujahideens continue with great potential. Railgun sniper rifles, Bolter guns. The ultimate death is coming to the Great Satan!

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The Emperor of Emperors continual support to revolutionaries bring other consequences, but who gives a fuck about Barbados?

:M

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And thus, by the beginning of August of the year of 2032, everything was prepared to face a still numerically superior foe: the lapdog known as Turkey. It still was too early for the results of the Future Mujahideen program to bring results, but in future wars they may yet make their triumphant first battles.

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THE STAR MUJAHIDEEN ARE THE RIGHT HAND OF THE EMPEROR OF EMPERORS OF MANKIND THAT SHALL RULE TURKEY, EARTH AND SPACE!
 

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So, when is the Pimp of Pimps going to reveal himself?

Also, be wary of Barbados. You see, the olympic gold medalist of limbo and sex probably lives there.
 

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