GarfunkeL
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And you get enough Speed Tabs and Speed Rings and Speed Belts to buff both Robo, Marle and Lucca up to the same levels than Crono, Frog and the rest.
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Let's... Trigger the Chronos. (What if...)
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Yeah but those accessory slots are precious. I hate wasting them for a speed buff. You can put shit like gold studs in there. And you can't exactly spam Lucca's spells without one.
Speed tabs are actually pretty rare until the end game.
All this i9s pretty moot though; the game isn't that difficult. I probably ran around with no real healer at all a lot of the time jsut to spam screen clearing attacks; you can swap members right before the boss.
Speed tabs are actually pretty rare until the end game.
All this i9s pretty moot though; the game isn't that difficult. I probably ran around with no real healer at all a lot of the time jsut to spam screen clearing attacks; you can swap members right before the boss.
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That's right, we're getting the hell outta here. Onwards to the southern continent !
And we reach the town of Sandrino. The first thing we do is to beak into houses :
:shock: UNFATHOMABLE ! Who the hell committed such atrocity ?!
Let's see what we got :
Pervs. Pervs never change. Time we visited the inn :
Let's talk to the nun, she may soothe our temper.
Let's party with that old man !
Boooring.
That's the spirit ! Bartender, keep 'em coming !
REST AND LOVE BABY !
Unfortunately, the maids wake us up.
Oh well, no point dwelling on that name change any more. Let's head over to the Chief's house.
Huh ? The Chief is talking to someone. Of course we decide to eavesdrop.
Legendary explorers sure know how to live the grand life.
Brace yourselves, more name-rage is coming...
What does the Chief has to say about all this ?
We better find Toma. I think we can all safely guess where he is...
FROG ?! we must investigate !
On our way to the forest, we pass by Fiona's Hut.
Grand theft Crono and his gang head for the inconspicuously named local woods :
I think it's time we brought in some heavy firepower...
But this is a dead end...
It sure does, because it hides a secret entrance !
FROG !
Grog goes all emo :
That's a nice scarf that gives a +2 to magic. OK, Time to head to Popamoley...
...And buy some new stuff.
Next stop... the pub !
Heh, Frog was here getting drunk ?
Guess who else is getting drunk: Legendary explorer extraordinaire...
...exploring the bottom of liquor bottles since 600 A.D.
Toma spent all his travel money on booze. I guess we wont have much of a competition in our treasure hunting expeditions...
But what about the "hero" ?
I think it's about time we headed to his house.
Last stop before we leave : The Chief's place :
Hmm, this hot jerky again. I think we'll keep our eyes open for some...
Damn, what's with those sealed chests, anyway ?!
Chief, please give us some useful info.
The legendary sword is at the Denadoro Mountains. The impostor hero is at the Denadoro Mountains. I guess you know where we'll be heading now, eh ?
well, if we continue drinking like this we may eventually end up there, but for now we'll head over to the...
Clockwork Knight
Arcane
Of course it's shopped, you dolts
Lucca has the hots for Frog, not Crono
Clockwork Knight
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Bahamut said:
Radisshu said:
See, I never understood that. She built Gato / Gonzales, and is just moderately
anal retranslation said:
Then again, the retranslation uses "difficult" instead of "impossible", but it's still kind of dumb given the whole "Oh hey, this key to cointrol these time warps we didn't even know about a few hours ago? Yeah, I built that while looking for you guise" thing about her character. She should be able to think of a solution while taking her morning dump, ffs.
P.S: Apparently, she used the knowledge she acquired from repairing Robo to make Gato smaller by the time Chrono Cross is happening
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First we pair Lucca with her Robo friend...
Then, we start climbing the mountains.
The mountains are ridden with trolls. We dispose of the first group rather easy...
Then we find a nice new hand for Robo. Things are looking good !
When suddenly :
It's that little brat-hero !
How the hell did he climbed up there so quickly ?!
Run to your mama, boy, and let the grown-ups do their stuff !
(In japanime 15-year olds are grown-ups and everyone above 30 is on his way to become soylent green)
This time a troll with a hammer appears, let's take him down.
W-What ?! I barely scratched him !
He's starting to wave that hammer !
Danger imminent.
He slammed that hammer on the ground and hit our party hard. Suddenly, these trolls don't look so easy...
But then, a crazy idea comes to our heads... aren't those hammers made of wood ? Isn't fire lucca's element ?
That's right ! Let's see if we can burn that damn hammer !
Lucca, let's fire whirl his ass !
Gotcha !
Further on we manage to pass by a sleeping troll, but then we come upon a strange ninja-crow freelancer.
What the... he just threw a rock and woken up the troll ! We've been trolled !
But now that we know how to take care of the hammers, everything runs smooth.
We pass by enchanting scenery...
We climb so high, we reach the clouds...
We're on top of the world, baby !
Robo and Lucca try their new flaming fist tech...
We could continue heading up but we decide to check out the edge of the waterfall...
Remind us again why we decided to check the slippery edge of a waterfall ?
I don't know... I suddenly had an urge for adventure !
Sounds like a malfunctioning spark plug to me.
Don't be such wusses ! Is that a chest I see down there ?
Watch out !
Surface extremely slippery !
What the FUUUUUUUUUUUU-
It was worth it, since we find a SilverStud ! This awesome accessory cuts MP use by 50%, not bad.
Next, we hop over the other side...
...And find more excellent treasure ! This little trinket here, adds +25% HP. I guess this small detour was worth it.
But let's head back up the mountain... We bump on one of those freelancers...
We leave him be, but then he and his friends decide to disturb us. Wrong move.
As we continue onwards, we come upon another fellow...
They sure are. What are you doing here ?
Just admiring the view.
Dude, you wont shake us off that easily. I wont fall into another trap.
We keep on pestering him... and then :
Being a persistent bastard pays, after all. The path brings us back down...
And finally we reach a cave.
Hmm ? There's a small kid in here.
Doesn't seem very bright. Let's look around... hey !
Is that the sword we've been searching for ?!
That's right. Now, step back little fellow...
Huh, I see. Hold on a sec...
Stand aside, boy. Go be the wind, or something.
Heeey, big brother Gran !
Huh ?
Oh, come on, not again... ?
??
You want to get the Grandleon and make a name for yourself as the hero, right ? Ridiculous...
What's ridiculous is that I'm standing here discussing matters with two annoying brats !
Humans are idiots. It's how you use the power you've gained that's important, and yet...
Yes, yes, "with great power comes great responsibility" you've been reading spiderman, so what ?
The fact that they don't even understand something so obvious, proves their stupidity. What will we do with them ?
What
the
fuck !
It's a showdown with shapeshifting demon-kids !
Lucca, Napalm their asses. Robo let's Rocket-Roll them !
All right !
Affirmative.
They respond with double slash-attacks :
And some kind of whirlwind technique :
Fuck, Crono is confused !
And he attacks Robo ! Thankfully, he misses.
Lucca uses a panacea to bring him back to his senses and we continue the fight.
We won ?!
We haven't had this much trouble dealing with anyone since Cyrus.
What will we do ?
Uh, guys, we're standing right here you know...
It's obvious, right ? We're taking this seriously !
All right ! This time... We're not playing !
...The hell ?!
Oh shit.
I just calculated our chances of winning this battle. They're about 3%.
Never tell me the possibilities ! We've learned some powerful techs that focus on one enemy, we should use them !
Crono, let's use Fire-Sword !
Bring it on !
Grand & Leon bitch-slap us back :
And then they use an updated whirlwind attack...
We heal...
But then then they start building power :
That's never a good sign.
But we heal again and hit back :
That was more fun than I expected.
I wonder, will these people fix us ? Will they find us an owner ?
Yeah, it will be fine.
Then, the sword starts glowing...
And turns into a blade of some sort...
Well, at least we won't have to walk all the way back down.
Crap. All we got was a broken sword. I now have the urge to kick Tarta's ass.
Then, when I went out in the city thinking I could sell it for a lot, everyone made a big fuss over me, calling me the Hero. So, I was in too deep to back out... !
Dammit kid, you shouldn't play so many video games. Cosplaying Link, doesn't make you a Hero.
It was too much for me after all. I've learned my lesson now. I'll give you guys this badge !
Sheesh, I though it might be something like this... Your father's ashamed to the point of tears !
This, even though YOU WERE the one who was bragging about you being "the dad who raised the hero !"...
He's right bro, you were a bit conceited back then.
Now that we've shown these plebeians their true place, maybe we should pay a visit to Frog. The hero badge was HIS after all.
We bring back the girl-power in the party and enter his underground home :
That badge was yours Frog. Why the hell did you let Tarta take it ?
So you met that runt... But I can't do a thing against Magus anymore...
Why not ?
The legendary sword, Grandleon, essential for fighting Magus, is destroyed. And besides, I'm not even qualified to wield it.
Dammit frog, stop being such an emo amphibian !
Frog steps aside and we take a look at that strange container he was standing in front of :
That frog bastard !
It's engraved with archaic letters.
Can you read them ?
I think I can. Um... mm... b...o...s...c...h... ?
"Bosch", that Bosch ?! Medina Village's... ? W-What's going on Crono ?
Yeah, what the hell is going on ?
What about Bosch then ? We must talk to him.
Into the wormhole and back to medina village we go.
We're asking the questions here, buster !
I wonder, why your name is carved on this sword ?
That is... it's a long story...
That's right ! The Grandleon, is it possible to restore it ?
If you can find the ore called Dreamstone, the material from which the sword is made of... I suppose so.
Dreamstone ? Where can we find some ?
I doubt you can find it anywhere now. It's a red shining stone that long ago had more value then even gold.
How long ago ?
That's far in the past now. So far, the mind boggles...
But how on earth did you...
Well, I don't expect it's possible, but if by any chance you find some dreamstone, I'll mend the Grandleon for you. Until then, you guys hold onto the sword.
You could find the material long ago ? How long ago, I wonder ? Maybe the old man at the end of time could help us. But first we need to get to a gate, this means getting back to Leenee square.
On our way there we stop by Crono's house :
Oh, Lucca. You haven't been coming around much lately.
I've been... busy with research lately.
Yes, well make sure you don't push yourself too hard and make yourself sick.
Crono's mom will comment about all new party members...
We mEET for the first time. I am calLed Robo. I have reciEVED considerable assistance from Crono.
My, my, so courteous. Even though you look a bit peculiar, you are very polite. Crono, you could learn a thing or two.
...
Enough with the pleasantries. Time to go to the end of... time.
That sounds somewhat familiar. It's a metal from long before even the distant past...
Uh-uh ?
You might be able to find it if you go, perhaps, to the Primeval era.
Primeval era ? How does 65.000.000 B.C. sound ?
Then, we start climbing the mountains.
The mountains are ridden with trolls. We dispose of the first group rather easy...
Then we find a nice new hand for Robo. Things are looking good !
When suddenly :
It's that little brat-hero !
How the hell did he climbed up there so quickly ?!
(In japanime 15-year olds are grown-ups and everyone above 30 is on his way to become soylent green)
This time a troll with a hammer appears, let's take him down.
He slammed that hammer on the ground and hit our party hard. Suddenly, these trolls don't look so easy...
But then, a crazy idea comes to our heads... aren't those hammers made of wood ? Isn't fire lucca's element ?
That's right ! Let's see if we can burn that damn hammer !
Further on we manage to pass by a sleeping troll, but then we come upon a strange ninja-crow freelancer.
What the... he just threw a rock and woken up the troll ! We've been trolled !
But now that we know how to take care of the hammers, everything runs smooth.
We pass by enchanting scenery...
We climb so high, we reach the clouds...
We're on top of the world, baby !
Robo and Lucca try their new flaming fist tech...
We could continue heading up but we decide to check out the edge of the waterfall...
It was worth it, since we find a SilverStud ! This awesome accessory cuts MP use by 50%, not bad.
Next, we hop over the other side...
...And find more excellent treasure ! This little trinket here, adds +25% HP. I guess this small detour was worth it.
But let's head back up the mountain... We bump on one of those freelancers...
We leave him be, but then he and his friends decide to disturb us. Wrong move.
As we continue onwards, we come upon another fellow...
We keep on pestering him... and then :
Being a persistent bastard pays, after all. The path brings us back down...
And finally we reach a cave.
Hmm ? There's a small kid in here.
Doesn't seem very bright. Let's look around... hey !
Is that the sword we've been searching for ?!
Huh ?
What
the
fuck !
It's a showdown with shapeshifting demon-kids !
They respond with double slash-attacks :
And some kind of whirlwind technique :
Fuck, Crono is confused !
And he attacks Robo ! Thankfully, he misses.
Lucca uses a panacea to bring him back to his senses and we continue the fight.
We won ?!
...The hell ?!
Oh shit.
Grand & Leon bitch-slap us back :
And then they use an updated whirlwind attack...
We heal...
But then then they start building power :
That's never a good sign.
But we heal again and hit back :
Then, the sword starts glowing...
And turns into a blade of some sort...
Well, at least we won't have to walk all the way back down.
Crap. All we got was a broken sword. I now have the urge to kick Tarta's ass.
Now that we've shown these plebeians their true place, maybe we should pay a visit to Frog. The hero badge was HIS after all.
We bring back the girl-power in the party and enter his underground home :
Frog steps aside and we take a look at that strange container he was standing in front of :
That frog bastard !
Yeah, what the hell is going on ?
What about Bosch then ? We must talk to him.
Into the wormhole and back to medina village we go.
You could find the material long ago ? How long ago, I wonder ? Maybe the old man at the end of time could help us. But first we need to get to a gate, this means getting back to Leenee square.
On our way there we stop by Crono's house :
Crono's mom will comment about all new party members...
Enough with the pleasantries. Time to go to the end of... time.
Primeval era ? How does 65.000.000 B.C. sound ?
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Japanese people are usually really bad at coming up with european-sounding names and words. I remember, reading Berserk, that there was a fearsome warlord called... NOSFERATU ZODD!
Uuhh, right, Nosferatu Zodd, the fearsome medieval European warrior. Or they just fuck up the r/l thing and name someone Blandon or something.
Uuhh, right, Nosferatu Zodd, the fearsome medieval European warrior. Or they just fuck up the r/l thing and name someone Blandon or something.
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At the time I played this the first time, I didn't know the cultural origins of Melchior, Ozzie, or the Masamune. They all just sounded convincingly original fantasy like to me. I would imagine it works about the same for japaense kids playing the game and seeing 'Ekusukaribu' instead of Excalibur. Misspelled foreign words are still foreign. Case in point, 'masamune' isn't written the way it would be pronounced in japaense. But 'Massamoonay' looks retarded in english and reminds one of cows, so there's no point in making sure the target audience is pronouncing a foreign word correctly.
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