(Sorry, couldn't resist.)
spekkio probably cheated, though, the way he always does.
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Let's... Trigger the Chronos. (What if...)
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(Sorry, couldn't resist.)
spekkio probably cheated, though, the way he always does.
GarfunkeL
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Good update!
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That Nu is pure cheese. You can't get techs faster anywhere in the game except the conveyor in Geno Dome- after you already have all the techs you'll ever need.
LOL'd at the 'have baby, whatever' part. You know, just casually shit out a human being, if I feel like it. You can be chief then k?
My favourite part should be in the next update. Can't wait.
LOL'd at the 'have baby, whatever' part. You know, just casually shit out a human being, if I feel like it. You can be chief then k?
My favourite part should be in the next update. Can't wait.
GarfunkeL
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ghostdog said:
Cassidy
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Radisshu said:
All those bats want to be dragons.
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There must be MOAR! 
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We have the grandl- oh fuck it, I'll call it THE SWORD from now on. Let's head back to the End Of Time !
There should be one in the Middle Ages who needs to take that in hand and defeat Magus. I assume you can't handle the sword on you own, right ?
Yeah, there's a little inscription on the sword that says : "If you can catch flies with your tongue, you can use this sword". Really, that Bosch guy is one sick hombre.
I think we need to find a certain green bastard.
Knock, knock.
... Who's there ?
BFS.
BF-what ?
BIG FUCKING SWORD, MUTHAFUCKAAAA !!
It can't be, this sword is... the Grandleon... ?!
You can bet your sweet green ass it is !
As we rest, a cut-scene kicks in :
Get up, Crono.
That's the Frog I like to see !
Magus is strong. Are you ready ?
Damn right I am !
But first let's bring Frog at the end of time and introduce Spekkio to him.
Hanyaharahettamitaai !
You're exited with your new powers, right ? Wanna try testing them ?
It's not that we don't like pain, but I think we'll pass this time.
A small trip to the stone age to get a Helm for Frog and learn some new techs...
Our first Triple Tech ! Right now this trio is the best to go through Magus's Castle. Time to head over there.
Frog seems thoughtful...
MEMORY !
Back to the present :
Whoa, he looks like a determined Frog.
What the...
:multipleorgasms:
We've gutted the mountain. Let's see what's inside.
Mainly some bats and rats that can't fathom diplomacy:
When we get near the exit, we stumble upon the body of a fallen soldier...
How nice of him, to think of us in his final moments.
Now, it seems that the cave brought us to a nearby island and we've finally reached...
:gulp:
I think we need to find a certain green bastard.
As we rest, a cut-scene kicks in :
SOUNDTRACK
Yes. I've been thinking it's about time someone took back that badge from that Golden Frog charatcer...
Cyrus, you are an indispensable man to this country and an irreplaceable friend to me and Leene. Be sure to come back.
As long as I have live, I will, without fail. Even if something should happen to me... Well then, I take my leave...
Outside the throne room he is greeted by his knights.
...You guys... Take care.
And it seems there's someone waiting for him...
A guy called Glenn.
May the Queen also remain in good health...
And then they head to retrieve the Hero's Badge.
Prepare yourself. Here I go Frog !
No one can stand Curt Cobain.
Why, for this badge ! Y-you'll PAY for this, damn you !
King Frog throws down the badge and splits from the scene...
And then we're transfered forward in time...
Cyrus ! The sword... ?! The Grandleon !!
Now that the legendary sword is broken, I doubt you can do anything !!
Kh, not yet... !
C-Cyrus... I can't...
B-But...!
At this rate we'll both die if we stay... Go Glenn.
You're sure you've got time to spare Cyrus ? Is this a time to be worrying about someone else ?
All right Glenn ? Here I go !!
That didn't go very well.
C-Cyrus !!!
The Queen... Take care of Leene...
So long sir Cyrus
Gyo, heh, heh... Like a frog frozen at the sight of a snake. Youngsters these days.
Kh... !
How about it, Magus ? Change this coward into something more suitable.
Hmph, very well... I abolish all those who stand in my way, without exception.
Magus casts a spell...
And Glenn falls down the cliff.
...
...
...
...
...
BONUS TRACK
But first let's bring Frog at the end of time and introduce Spekkio to him.
A small trip to the stone age to get a Helm for Frog and learn some new techs...
Our first Triple Tech ! Right now this trio is the best to go through Magus's Castle. Time to head over there.
Frog seems thoughtful...
MEMORY !
Are these purple-haired kids bullying the green-haired one ?
Look out, it's Cyrus, run away !
Look, Glenn, there are times when a man has to fight back, too.
But... getting hit hurts. Even for them...
You're too gentle, Glenn...
Then, We go forward in time :
I knew it ! I'm sure you can become a great knight. I guarantee it.
Won't you come with me ?
There's a lot of manlove between these two.
... I couldn't do it.
Really. I think your sword skill is even better than mine.
I'm hopeless. I'm sure I'd be scared stiff in a real battle.
And we come back to that fateful moment...
Glenn falls off the cliff...
And when he lands, he has been turned into a frog. Something else also falls beside him...
Back to the present :
Whoa, he looks like a determined Frog.
What the...
:multipleorgasms:
We've gutted the mountain. Let's see what's inside.
Mainly some bats and rats that can't fathom diplomacy:
When we get near the exit, we stumble upon the body of a fallen soldier...
How nice of him, to think of us in his final moments.
Now, it seems that the cave brought us to a nearby island and we've finally reached...
:gulp:
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Cutscene time again!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPt3Osvzs40
And Magus Castle theme
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xR5dgnw60-s
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPt3Osvzs40
And Magus Castle theme
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xR5dgnw60-s
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Frog is so awesome. You'd think the chick with the high explosives or the high powered robot with laser weaponry could carve open a secret passage, but no. It's Frog, and his bigass sword.
Also, damn you put a lot of work into making sprites for everything. I mean, you made four separate sprites for Cyrus and Glenn each, and even one for the giant frog thing?
Also, damn you put a lot of work into making sprites for everything. I mean, you made four separate sprites for Cyrus and Glenn each, and even one for the giant frog thing?
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DamnedRegistrations said:Also, damn you put a lot of work into making sprites for everything. I mean, you made four separate sprites for Cyrus and Glenn each, and even one for the giant frog thing?
Thankfully I didn't have to : http://www.videogamesprites.net/ChronoTrigger/
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Man, great LP, but this alternate script is pretty damn painful at times. Hard to believe whoever created it thinks that it's actually better.
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Here we are ladies and gentlemen. Magus's Castle throws it's huge shadow on our heroes. We are compelled to do but one thing...
...enter.
The Black Wind howls theme
On first glance it seems abandoned, but if we take the right corridor, we come upon :
Creepy kids.
Hu, hu...
Let's play...
Let's not. Instead, we move on to the next chamber. What the hell ?!
How on earth did Lucca appear here ? And who's this, queen Leene ?!
I smell of hideous magic, even Crono's mom is here.
This is Event Horizon all over again. We wont be tricked though, we must move on.
Bah, all this leads to is an empty room. We should check the other side.
Nothing much here either. Just some creepy kids and some chests to loot.
Where the hell is Magus and his minions ? We ponder this, as we come back to the main hall and stumble upon a shimmering light. Is it a save point ?
...apparently not.
Cut the crap Vinnegar ! Where's Magus ?
Magus is in the middle of an important ritual at the moment. I'll take you on.
Let's see what you've got !
That is... I'll take you on if you can beat the Dark Arts Swordsman Soysaw, the Void Mage Mayonnay and...
we've been trolled !
In return we rick-roll them...
And then we go on to talk to the creepy kids.
Of course we do. RPGs partially exist to satisfy the greed and delusions of grandeur of their players. Loot is one of their most important functions.
In exchange...
Play with us !
Play ! Play ! Play !
Holy shit ! Let's kill some demon children !
And we can finally get the treasure. Barriers cut magic damage to 1/3. Pretty useful when you fight powerful mages.
Next, we bump on Lucca.
DO you notice the little bat next to Frog ? That bat has been following us since we entered the tower. Anyway, we have other things to worry about now...
:shock:
Lucca turned into a evil genie and then he called a couple of friends. This bunch is somewhat tricky since the sorcerer is immune to magic and he can heal the whole party.
Ok, let's dispose of his minions and then focus on him.
Rocket Roll commencing.
As you can see the sorcerer has a nice spell up his sleeve, but he is weak to physical attacks.
After we finish with that bunch, Queen Leene wants to have a word.
It's the same drill.
Crono's mom isn't very happy to see us either...
Die !
...!!
We wont let that illusion fool us.
We dispose of the Doppelgangers and enter the next room. Someone is here.
Mayonnay ?!
Whoever he is, he'll taste our triple tech !
Engaging Triple Raid sequence !
Fuck. As he died, he stole all of Crono's MP. Oh, well...
Where indeed.
So, that bat was actually Mayonnay ?
THIS woman is... ?
Don't get careless ! This one's the Void Mage Mayoinnay ! She's not a normal Woman.
Hmm... Adams apple... strange bulge in crotch...
:shock:
It's a trap !!
It's a man posing as a woman posing as a man !
CODEX :
With Cyrus gone, you must be lonely, little Frog.
Don't you dare mention his name !
And to make things worse, to be turned into such an ugly form... yuk !
But you and your new friends have gone to so much trouble to come and play with me...
MINDFUCK !
Then he/she casts a confusion spell on Frog.
We cure his state quickly with a panacea before he decides to cut us to half with his legendary sword while robo gives Mayo payback :
Mayo also has a despicable Rainbow attack.
Enough of this shit ! Crono takes a mid-ether to replenish his mana we go triple-raid on Mayo.
We're back to the castle. One down, two to go !
As we enter the left wing, we come upon a convent of dancing demons...
Dance, dance. Tonight, the god of the Demons will be born.
Not if we can help it !
Oh, so the sacrifices have come !
Let's dance !
We take care of them and move on to find a bunch of dead skeletons...
To kill each other even though they've turned to bone, foolish creatures... You humans !
I won't let you badmouth humanity, we're gentle people ! ...Slaughter them all !
That will teach them. In the final chamber of this wing we find a bunch of innocent-looking people loitering.
Please save us...
...From this agony !
Ok to tell you the truth, this time I was expecting something like that. We'll save you, all right.
But then an ominous voice fills the room...
The corpses I sent, easily...
It's been a while. Soysaw...!
If Cyrus hadn't been there back then, you would have had the same fate as well.
Let's barbecue this bastard !
Soysaw has some perverted techniques...
But our triple tech really kicks ass.
Damn. It's the old "getting serious" trick. He grabs the sword from the wall...
...Be able to take me ?!
We'll take you straight to hell saucy-boy !!
He now has some new sword fighting techs, but nothing we can't handle.
Well done...! But being beaten fighting for Magus...
Died like a true demon-patriot. Good thing he left his sword behind...
It's nice new sword for Crono. Time to find the Vinnie-dude.
A teleporter brings us to a new area of the castle where we get ambushed by various henchmen...
Mere cannon fodder. At the end of the corridor, our foe awaits...
You've come...?
We've come to kick your fat, sorry, ass, Vinnegar !
Soysaw !! ... Mayonnay !
Too bad. Those guys can't come to help you any more. 
Y-you croaking bastard...
:shock: The dude run away with the speed of light. He seems pretty good at getaways...
We go after him and find ourselves in a room with killer blades and moving rails.
Vinnegar , all smug , is setting this whole thing to motion with a pulley-thing.
We pass the first set of traps, and Vinnie gets all riled up :
Whoa, the dude is giving everything he's got. Let's not disappoint him...
He makes off once again. We go after him once more.
This a tricky place. These green bombs keep falling down the stairs and when you hit them they explode and hurt the whole group. There are also many bats a jugglers here, but they won't stop us for reaching Vinnegar...
There he is ! Let's g- !!!!
Damn him and his stupid pulleys ! This room is filled with many fake teleporter-traps but eventually we find the real one...
And after a couple more tries, we reach Vinnegar. He seems tired.
Nhuu ! It can't be...!
And he escapes again.
Oh well, more fucking misty stairs...
More fucking pulleys...
Then, I decided to bring Lucca in, to help with her fire magic.
And finally we reach Vinnie again.
Dammit ! Is this the and ?!
I sure hope so...
No it's not. He escapes. Again.
And we must fight more of his henchmen...
I bring in Marle and try out Crono's new Lighting attack :
Not bad.
FINALLY. Vinnegar has nowhere to run to now.
Gasp pant gasp pant...
It's payback time, Vinnegar.
Ghehgeh... But Magus is most likely summoning Lavos already !!
Not if we can help it !
I won't be beaten ! My barrier repels all attacks !
He engulfs himself into a block of ice, or something. We attack :
...and we hit him only for 15 hp. We're fucked. And not only that, but after each hit he counter-attacks :
ANd the bastard proceeds to taunt us !
HAH ! Where are you aiming ? Damn fool !
But wait a minute... what are those four pulleys doing here ? Vinnie seems obsessed with them. Why don't we try to destroy them ?
This time we've turned the tables on him
Now nothing stands between us and Magus. We must hurry.
What the hell ?!
VOICE: ...Be spun, between heaven and earth... In exchange for this world's life !
The frog from back then...? How's your life been ?
I'm grateful. It's because of such a form, that I have what I've got !
Oh...? The Grandleon, you...
That's right evil Drizzt, we've come for you !
But this time, those of the earth would do better not to hinder me.
Hindering is what we do best !
The black wind has begun to howl... Very well, come...
MAGUS BATTLE THEME
Magus is a very powerful sorcerer and he puts up barriers that allow only one kind of magic to harm him. If we don't have that magic available, we should just hit physically.
unfortunately, as you can see, each time he has a very powerful attack of that same element. The good thing is that Forg's Grandleon reduces his magic defense with each hit...
I think it's time we tried our new "spire" attack :
Not bad. Magus responds with heavy magic...
But we heal and continue to pound him.
Then, he gets mad.
Thing is that in order to conjure these high level spells he has to lift his defenses. The time to strike is now...
There is a powerful energy reaction !
That Lavos thing ?!
Damn ! Being awakened from its sleep now...
Sleep ? According to the records, Lavos was born right at this time...
Foolish ones ! I did nothing more than summon it !
what ?!
It has existed deep underground since ancient times, and its leisurely continuing to mature as it absorbs this earth's energy !
Then that means the records of MY era are not correct...
Crap. Back to square one.
Suddenly the ground starts to shake...
This cannot be ! This GATE reaction is of IMPOSSIBLE size !
You... If only you bastards hadn't appeared !
The gravitation is very strong !
Whoooooah !!
FUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
Blackout...
but then...
Crono ! Wake up, Crono !
What the...
Glad to see Crono is still a bum
Marriage ?! Work ?!! Oh no, this is HELL !!
AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-
Phew, it was just a dream...
...enter.
The Black Wind howls theme
On first glance it seems abandoned, but if we take the right corridor, we come upon :
Creepy kids.
Let's not. Instead, we move on to the next chamber. What the hell ?!
How on earth did Lucca appear here ? And who's this, queen Leene ?!
I smell of hideous magic, even Crono's mom is here.
This is Event Horizon all over again. We wont be tricked though, we must move on.
Bah, all this leads to is an empty room. We should check the other side.
Nothing much here either. Just some creepy kids and some chests to loot.
Where the hell is Magus and his minions ? We ponder this, as we come back to the main hall and stumble upon a shimmering light. Is it a save point ?
...apparently not.
we've been trolled !In return we rick-roll them...
And then we go on to talk to the creepy kids.
Holy shit ! Let's kill some demon children !
And we can finally get the treasure. Barriers cut magic damage to 1/3. Pretty useful when you fight powerful mages.
Next, we bump on Lucca.
DO you notice the little bat next to Frog ? That bat has been following us since we entered the tower. Anyway, we have other things to worry about now...
:shock:
Lucca turned into a evil genie and then he called a couple of friends. This bunch is somewhat tricky since the sorcerer is immune to magic and he can heal the whole party.
As you can see the sorcerer has a nice spell up his sleeve, but he is weak to physical attacks.
After we finish with that bunch, Queen Leene wants to have a word.
It's the same drill.
Crono's mom isn't very happy to see us either...
We wont let that illusion fool us.
We dispose of the Doppelgangers and enter the next room. Someone is here.
Fuck. As he died, he stole all of Crono's MP. Oh, well...
Where indeed.
So, that bat was actually Mayonnay ?
:shock:
CODEX :
MINDFUCK !
Then he/she casts a confusion spell on Frog.
We cure his state quickly with a panacea before he decides to cut us to half with his legendary sword while robo gives Mayo payback :
Mayo also has a despicable Rainbow attack.
Enough of this shit ! Crono takes a mid-ether to replenish his mana we go triple-raid on Mayo.
We're back to the castle. One down, two to go !
As we enter the left wing, we come upon a convent of dancing demons...
We take care of them and move on to find a bunch of dead skeletons...
That will teach them. In the final chamber of this wing we find a bunch of innocent-looking people loitering.
But then an ominous voice fills the room...
Let's barbecue this bastard !
Soysaw has some perverted techniques...
But our triple tech really kicks ass.
Damn. It's the old "getting serious" trick. He grabs the sword from the wall...
He now has some new sword fighting techs, but nothing we can't handle.
Died like a true demon-patriot
. Good thing he left his sword behind...
It's nice new sword for Crono. Time to find the Vinnie-dude.
A teleporter brings us to a new area of the castle where we get ambushed by various henchmen...
Mere cannon fodder. At the end of the corridor, our foe awaits...
:shock: The dude run away with the speed of light. He seems pretty good at getaways...
We go after him and find ourselves in a room with killer blades and moving rails.
Vinnegar , all smug , is setting this whole thing to motion with a pulley-thing.
We pass the first set of traps, and Vinnie gets all riled up :
Whoa, the dude is giving everything he's got. Let's not disappoint him...
He makes off once again. We go after him once more.
This a tricky place. These green bombs keep falling down the stairs and when you hit them they explode and hurt the whole group. There are also many bats a jugglers here, but they won't stop us for reaching Vinnegar...
There he is ! Let's g- !!!!
Damn him and his stupid pulleys ! This room is filled with many fake teleporter-traps but eventually we find the real one...
And after a couple more tries, we reach Vinnegar. He seems tired.
And he escapes again.
Oh well, more fucking misty stairs...
More fucking pulleys...
Then, I decided to bring Lucca in, to help with her fire magic.
And finally we reach Vinnie again.
No it's not. He escapes. Again.
And we must fight more of his henchmen...
I bring in Marle and try out Crono's new Lighting attack :
Not bad.
FINALLY. Vinnegar has nowhere to run to now.
He engulfs himself into a block of ice, or something. We attack :
...and we hit him only for 15 hp. We're fucked. And not only that, but after each hit he counter-attacks :
ANd the bastard proceeds to taunt us !
But wait a minute... what are those four pulleys doing here ? Vinnie seems obsessed with them. Why don't we try to destroy them ?
This time we've turned the tables on him
Now nothing stands between us and Magus. We must hurry.
What the hell ?!
VOICE: ...Be spun, between heaven and earth... In exchange for this world's life !
MAGUS BATTLE THEME
Magus is a very powerful sorcerer and he puts up barriers that allow only one kind of magic to harm him. If we don't have that magic available, we should just hit physically.
unfortunately, as you can see, each time he has a very powerful attack of that same element. The good thing is that Forg's Grandleon reduces his magic defense with each hit...
I think it's time we tried our new "spire" attack :
Not bad. Magus responds with heavy magic...
But we heal and continue to pound him.
Then, he gets mad.
Thing is that in order to conjure these high level spells he has to lift his defenses. The time to strike is now...
Suddenly the ground starts to shake...
Blackout...
but then...
Crono ! Wake up, Crono !
What the...
Glad to see Crono is still a bum
Marriage ?! Work ?!! Oh no, this is HELL !!
AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-
Phew, it was just a dream...
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Fukkin cuttscene time again!
Froggy mets Maggy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ISzVUVJGyDM
And his battle theme
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1cZeMdFWpEI
Froggy mets Maggy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ISzVUVJGyDM
And his battle theme
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1cZeMdFWpEI
Hellraiser
Arcane
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