Shells in the Night 2, Chapter 6: Inanistan
: Turkey or Georgia, which is better neighbor and why? DISCUSS!!!
: Damn you miserable Pakishit! You lured the Armenians to fight a war they will be doomed to lose to delay the inevitable slaying of your worthless hide so that the world will be free of your bullshit spewing! This won't save you at all!
: What is wrong, Liberal?
: Damn my fine office in Tblisi was torn apart by the Shells in the Night, and this new bureau in Alma-Ata isn't really as well-designed. Well, good thing Potato hideout saved me from those savages and I got away from Tblisi just in time, but still, our soldiers are starving because some dumbfuck thought moving the capital to a place totally isolated from the rest of the Caucasian Socialist Republic was a good idea! I AM GOING TO MAKE YOU PAY FOR THIS, ANDHAIRA!
: A great trial is ahead for the Georgian proletariat, the last stand of socialism in the region, now that Soviet Russia has fallen. We will make the Armenians pay for their stupidity of not ignoring inane Djinns!
: Yet, I am glad to know that even when some fail to defeat the reactionary and bourgeois forces, new revolutionaries always arise in different parts of the world, and Georgia shall endure this backstab by Armenia, and in enduring it shall grow stronger.
: Russia conquered the Don-Kuban Union before, I can't see how things would turn differently as those guided by reactionary interests and capitalist pigs would never stand a chance against the Russian imperialism. Only through the emancipation of the proletariat we can emerge victorious against all odds, besides the fact Georgians are just awesome like that, of course.
: The existing military doctrine of Georgia was a stain. It was totally at odds with the capabilities of the revolutionary leaders of the war, and worst of all, it was a copycat of Kwanzania. Thus I ordered for it to be redefined, through the concept of Light, specialized infantry: elite forces trained to attack mightfully even at night shall be the future of a long path of doctrinal development.
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: Nothing like the calmness of knowing I can't hear dumbfucks from troglodyte countries of inferior sandnigger races.
: I feel the first battle of Jugashviligrad was just a breeze for our great men, nothing really worth anything past a footnote in History. These Armenians have a so small and crappy army that I am amazed they were fooled into doing this. Or perhaps they were desperate now that they refused to cave in to the Ottoman control over their frail bourgeois State and thought they could gain the upper hand if they carved some territory. Had they chosen Persia they'd probably have better odds. In the end of course, this will be much better for the Armenian workers.
: Leading the liberation of Georgia proper are the glorious Best of the Best of the Best of the Best times infinity Georgian Mountain Infantry and the awesomest horses of the planet, to whom Georgia owes much. Their bravery and competence is unmatched.
: This is not good, but I have no fear, even though Russia has many reasons to try destroying the Caucasian Socialist State, we shall make it through, no matter what happens in the next months.
: The socialized medicine program is going through a major upgrade. Our people deserve better, although they are Georgians and thus this could be delayed until now. For, being Georgians, their immunity is thrice greater than that of the average manboon, of course.
: I am glad to hear that the Armenian forces have been utterly broken. Georgia will be retaken again! No matter how many shells in the night come to Tblisi, victory shall be ours!
: I just moved back to Tblisi. There was much destruction from the shells in the night, but everything will rise again, no matter how much the bourgeois try to put our great people and workers down, we shall never surrender. Not even with a thousand years of nonstop shells in the night will the spirit of Georgia be broken.
: The gallows will be busy with revisionists, bourgeois parasites and traitors today.
: With the Armenian bourgeoisie dealt with, it's time to ensure the Pakishit will shut the fuck up, permanently. I will personally oversee the execution of Andhaira, once the time is right. First however, another hive of scum and sandniggery must be dealt with: Afghanistan. It will be easy, and I am sure their people will quickly accept the socialist way of life.
: GRAND Battle Plan. This adjective sounds perfect. For Georgia is truly GRAND, and so should be all her Battle Plans as well.
: Another footnote in the glorious history of the revolution, another easily won war against a backwards shithole. I'm starting to get bored of speaking, or writing about them in my diary. But I suppose the future generations should know every detail of how the Glorious Caucasian Socialist State, under the guidance of me, Lavrenti "Liberal" Beria, and of other awesome and humanitarian Georgians, united the world and freed all proletarians form bourgeois and reactionary oppression.
: Backwards may be not enough. They are so backwards their men apparently use the same equipment from the Great War beginning in 1914. Another easy victory for Georgian soldiers who are starting to get bored, I suppose. Surely nobody likes the perspective of dying, specially when all delusions about an afterlife are broken, but beating dumb and weak dogs and slaughtering them easily gets old.
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It was quick. And now everything was ready for Andhaira to meet his deserving fate, and for socialist to shine over India in another region than only the Bharitiya Commune, which seems to be totally open to accept Georgia as a comrade-in-arms of the socialist cause, but an alliance with them right now would open up their coastlines for possible German invasions, and that would not be good, thus I wisely wait the right moment to come to Calcutta and start talks about an alliance of true socialist nations against revisionists and false leftist bourgeois puppets.
: The expansion of my glorious nation has greatly contributed to the pace of technological advancement, and soon the infantry forces of Georgia shall be up-to-date with the newest inventions of this final years of the 1930s.
: Revisionist bourgeois-bribed "labor unions" set up a strike to attempt disrupting the revolution! Spare the workers and investigate them, but don't do anything until they are proven guilty, as they are probably are just misguided puppets in this, but send all the fifth column of capitalist traitors who staged this to Siberia! I am sure they will enjoy their vacations!
: You'll have nowhere to hide, Andhaira! Also, I changed my mind. I'll not hang you, I'll just get you stoned to death, a far more poetic kind of justice. The Old Entente is just a bunch of decadent reactionaries setting up governments-in-exile in the colonies they exploit as the proletariat took the rightful control of their former thrones. They are weak and impotent, and shall eventually be put in their place.
: I received only great reports, and success was much greater than predicted, for once Delhi falls, this will already be over. Their Pakishit ponies are worth nothing! They will all fall and Georgia shall crush Delhi and the Djinns of inanity. I will be sure to eradicate Islam from the entire region through whichever means necessary. Those too dumb to realize they have been lied about and understand how atheism is the most logical conclusion over the world will of course be put in their place.
: CHARGE! VICTORY OR DEATH! Well, I guess I got a bit carred over by the Mass Assault doctrine. It will work perfectly and make all tremble in fear of the masses of superior Georgian soldiers. Those who don't run away will die, and, which I doubt because Georgians are the most courageous people of Earth, any coward and traitor tries to run away from battle, there will always be a commissar to deal with them.
: Great! A pity my soldiers still haven't found Andhaira, but it is only a matter of time. This is just the beginning! Eventually Islam and all other religions will be wiped out from Earth as they are all bourgeois and reactionary inventions to shackle the minds of the proletariat!
: Some Australasian fools think they stand a chance of liberating the land of inanity. How wrong they are. Meanwhile, look at you, Andhaira, soon to be stoned. How I have waited for this day.
: You are clearly a result of the violent Christian influences over Europe, even if you call yourself an atheist. May Allah have mercy on your soul.
: Enough inane banter, stone him!
And then, as the stones began to be hurled against Andhaira, they simply passed all the way through is body like if he was a
ghost Djinn!
: You cannot fight Djinns with stones. One day Pakistan shall emerge through resistance and crush your tyranny! Farewell Liberal, for now.
And thus the Djinn of Inanity vanished from sight. The primary objective of this conflict was a total failure.
: Damn it! I thought I got him this time! You saw nothing! Djinn are just a make-believe bullshit from a troglodyte false religion worshipping a false god, got it?
: That is over, and I think I might have gotten rid of the inanity for a time. What matters is how Glorious Georgia puts Australasia to shame. The bourgeois puppet soldiers will soon learn the meaning of ITZ.
: Because obviously, they stand no chance against the might of our great Red Army. Am I right?
: I AM SO PROUD OF MY GEORGIA!
: Yet I stand in a crossroads. The most easily defeated reactionary foes lie to the east, but continuous gains of the revolution over there could be bad for the reputation of Georgia as a CULTURALLY AND ETHNICALLY EUROPEAN country. Yet, the only way to advance the revolution through Europe is by challenging Russia. Thus I list my options:
- Free the Russian proletariat
- Free the Mongols from their insane tyrant
- Free Persia from the religion of murder and misogyny
- Free the Princely Federation from their bourgeois rule
- Free Tibet!(And Nepal too)
*POOF* A WILD DJINN APPEARS!
: WHICH IS BETTER AND WHY? DISCUSS!!!
: DAMN YOU ANDHAIRA! I'LL FIND A WAY TO BANISH YOU! BELIEVE ME I WILL!