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Shells in the Night 2: A Kaiserreich Georgian Tale

Which country you'd rather see me trying to turn into a superpower in Kaiserreich?

  • Austria

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  • Bhartiya Commune (Syndicalist India)

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  • Canada

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  • Delhi (AKA Pakistan + a piece of India)

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  • Georgia

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  • Libya (PS: Gaddafi was born in 1942)

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  • Mittelafrika

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  • Mongolia

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  • National France

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  • Ukraine (Banal, shit, boring)

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I don't think I should "fix" it for this LP, for now. Once glorious Georgia "liberates" enough to become a major power, then I'll apply it, if it works in an already ongoing game.
 

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That won't be a problem. I enabled Full Tech Team takeover because otherwise it would be a quite dull game or year 1 defeat.
 

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Yea, another thing that HoI3 improved from HoI2 was that tech was much better balanced, with researching improving your research capability instead of just being stuck shit tech teams.

EDIT: Which brings me to another thing that bothers me: Neither game has yet given a way to properly improve your resource output, which is very much necessary if you can build industrial capacity. Which brings me to another problem, namely that the resource distribution is a bit odd. Germany SHOULD be dependant on Metal from Sweden and Rare Materials from Finland in late game, not the other two just importing resources from elsewhere.

Another thing is that Soviets should only get a Fur resource (For The Motherland stuff) AFTER the Winter War, with a spawning event following the end of that war. Similarly, the strategic resources shouldn't all be concentrated at Soviet and German hands from the start of the game.
 

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Siberia it is then.

Also, Caucasian Socialist State or White Pride Socialist State, which do you prefer?

:M

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Shells in the Night 2, Chapter 4: SiBeria

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: After carefully reviewing the new borders of the glorious Caucasian Socialist State, I have remembered why Alash Orda was the gateway to forging a true Socialist Union of all Peoples. Most important cities of the fledgling bourgeois State of Siberia lie very close to our borders! Their oppression of the workers will come to an end soon!.

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: Some misguided revisionists will not shatter the plan of rapidly expanding glorious Georgia! Troops are on the way to put these capitalist puppets down

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: Then I heard that another false left govenrment emerged out of the Chaos, nothing but a guise for the capitalists to keep their reins over the proletarian! Grozny was lost to it, but right now the goal is Siberia, and there will be no deviation from it!

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: The French and British socialists offer up aid for "underdeveloped" socialist States! As much as it is a huge drivel for Georgia is a perfectly developed and CULTURALLY EUROPEAN nation that can become the greatest economy of the world without any outside help, I see no reason why not accept their support for the cause. Soon all forces will be in place to begin freeing Siberia from its bourgeois and oligarchic rulers.

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: The Glorious Georgian Army begins its march by November 15th. I can already smell the scent of victory from the reports coming about the certain success this other revolutionary war will ensue.

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: How proud I am of being a Georgian. Our soldiers report minimum casualties and pathetic resistance. Our elite of elite of special forces: the Georgian Mountain Infantry, the best mountain troops of Earth, will bravely advance all the way east to the large city of Irkutsk. Large, but not as charming as Tblisi, of course.

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: The Union of Britain must be joking. Why did they offer support in the first place if they couldn't really provide it? Looking at the news it seems Kwanzania is marching towards National-Populism with MacArthur, no surprise for the false "democracy" is nothing but a facade for bourgeois tyranny.

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:Between Russia and mighty Georgia, Siberia is doomed. I order for our great men to prioritize ensuring as much of Siberia as possible is freed before the Russian capitalists take it.

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: Look at how the servants of the pigs run!

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: No compromise with the capitalist pig! The glorious Georgia shall achieve total victory against the bourgeois, as it always did!

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:troll: : What is wrong, Liberal?

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: Why did you offer support? Fancy speeches and pretty words only, just like the bourgeois foes?

:troll: : No, just to see you butthurt because we refused to provide it for reals.

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: I am now very certain that both Commune of France and Union of Britain are filthy revisionist scum, and thus undeserving of being considered true defenders of the workers of the world. You will see who will be asking what is wrong! You shall see! And besides, glorious Georgia doesn't need help anyway. I'm just glad any doubts of the righteousness of annexing both of your false Syndicalist States have been dismissed just now. And trust me, eventually I will! DEATH TO REVISIONISTS!

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(Note: Now that I think about it, Hoxhaist Albania would be even lulzier, but there is no Cold War mod for DH yet)

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: AND DEATH TO ISLAM TOO, OF COURSE! Damn cowardly ragheads! They think they will manage to sneak through while our great men are focused on another front, but they will learn the folly of their stupidity. I trust Ioseb Jugashvilli will put all these filthy Muslims in their place and wipe out this troglodyte reactionary religion from the face of Turkestan.

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: The bourgeois Germany has her arms opened to the Jewish banksters and oligarchs of the capitalist parasitical class, where Jews have always thrived, as always. Don't the foreign newspapers have anything better to show as headlines?

(Note: I just added this because of the irony, and also to show how Potatoland ended.)

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: Those ragheads will pay so much for such disrespect and cowardice! There will be a special education camp to teach them their goatfucking god doesn't exist in the coldest hole of Siberia! I'll make sure of it! At least this gets me closer to that Delhi shithole, puppet of the fallen British Empire. OH HOW I HATE ANDHAIRA!!!

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: It becomes clear Siberia is broken, and I order for most of the army to return to give those goat lovers a lesson they will never forget.

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: What is wrong, Liberal?

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: It takes more than that to truly hurt me, goatfucker! Besides I wish you lived in Turkestan, but you son of a bitch must be just further south in that Delshithole! I will get to you, Andhaira! You'll regret ever mocking me and being such an irritating preacher of your bullshit religion!

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: I'm not the one that seems to be frothing from his mouth and butt. Frothing from mouth or butt, which is better and why? DISCUSS!!!

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: OH, HOW I WILL GET YOU, ANDHAIRA!

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: The great Georgian Best of the Best of the Best of the Best times infinity Mountain Infantry continue their advance unhindered, proving they are more than a match for any defender, for numbers are irrelevant when men like them are worth a hundred regular infantrymen from any other country.

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: Gradually, the Turkestan's mistake is becoming clear. Soon they will learn their foolishness in a full, complete manner that will make them cry for a god that doesn't exist for months!

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: For their incompetence in battle is legendary. Without a real cause to fight for, and also without commissars to keep the morale up, their men are cowards and run away easily.

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: I care for all Georgians. Those who bravely fight will be given the best medical care that can be provided. I continue receiving only good news about the battle efforts against both the remnants of Siberia and Turkestan.

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: The experience from the revolutionary wars made it clear for any Georgian what is needed to be improved in our already glorious and excellent army: Bigger Shells in the Night!

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: The Turkestani advances have practically halted, as they cower in fear of the Georgian might. It is time to strike back and free their workers from both the lies and false, shitty religion they have been brainwashed into and from their masters.

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: There is nothing the Siberian bourgeois can do besides getting the hell out of the country if they prize their lives and admitting their defeat in face of the unbreakable might of the proletariat.

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: For that, they must give up everything! NO COMPROMISE WITH THE CAPITALIST!

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: Specially now that Irkutsk, the last bastion of bourgeois resistance, has finally fallen. Victory is obvious, certain and inevitable now. The combined might of the Best of the Best of the Best of the Best times infinity Mountain Infantry with the incomparably superior breed of Georgian mighty horses twice taller than average horses on Earth and ten times stronger is simply invincible! I will make sure both equally glorious Georgian horses and men are awarded medals for this performance! I think a Georgian horse is worth more than the average manboon of other nations, now that I consider it in depth.

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: I am totally sure we are winning and will win, although I haven't yet received the latest reports on the situation over all the front lines. But I know the Georgian are great people and there is no way things could turn out wrong, even when fighting two reactionary enemies at once.

TO BE CONTINUED
 

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Shells in the Night 2, Chapter 5: Blood on Ice

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: We must not let the reactionary and bourgeois pigs break down the supply lines! We will still win! CHARGE!

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: I knew we would win even when everything looked dire. Because victory is part of the lifeblood of a Georgian, of course.

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: Even now, the brave Mountain troops of Georgia are barely surviving, as they can't just live off the land, but they never give up, and foolishly, the enemy remnants in Siberia advanced to meet them, and left their last important city unguarded, paving the way for a great Georgian victory to come, at last!

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: Georgian industries are already the best in the world, but that does not mean we must be complacent in improving the effectiveness of the revolution and the quality of life for the workers.

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: Take that, Turkinanistan! Even now the mudslims are being rightfully rounded up to be taught how much they have been brainwashed. Those too dumb to realize it will of course be properly disposed of.

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: WHERE IS YOUR ALLAH NOW?

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: Great News, comrades! The battle for Novosibirsk is over, with yet another glorious victory for the great soldiers of the Georgian Red Army. It is only a matter of time now, and then we'll be able to focus everything on putting the sandniggers on their place!

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: Sternberg must be gnashing his teeth on how he failed to build an union as great as that guided under the eternally and perfectly wise hand of the Georgian socialists. Finally the trains will be sending those towelheads to the education camps near the arctic! I can't wait to see Andhaira and other pieces of shit ending there!

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: With the resources confiscated from the capitalist pigs, great projects have begun to enhance the already great glory of my nation and its assets.

(Note: 1000 money for boosting 1 skill level in a random General? WORTHLESS. The tech boost is also questionable unless you are playing a country that swims in cash, because it costs 2000 to boost research rate by only 1%)

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: Every day I grow ever anxious to hear the news on the ultimate victory.

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: But I know it will happen and that is enough. Surely although our horses are the best, improving logistics isn't a bad idea.

(Note: Georgia's armored vehicles tech is so shitty horses are so awesome that cavalry brigades are a better option than light tanks. )

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: One step closer to Delhi. And I am amazed at how, although numerically superior, Turkestan forces are a combination of dumb sandniggers and thus incompetent to the point even if they outnumbered the great Georgian Army at ten to one, they would still lose anyway. And most of their numbers shall soon fall into a mass encirclement.

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: They wrote in the report the battle was fought against a cavalry division. BULLSHIT! They were just fighting a bunch of gay midgets riding ponies! Because that is what they are next to Georgian cavalry!

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: And like expected from gay midgets riding ponies, the only thing they won was the contest of painting the ice red from the blood they shed for their worthless bourgeois and reactionary cause!

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: Georgian ultimate victory approaches. How am I proud to see the sun rising every day in a nation as great as this! Soon most of the Turkinanistan army shall be encircled and routed, then sent to Siberia too where they will learn their god is just a fraud of oligarchs to control the people and become Liberal-fearing Atheists!

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: The battles are becoming so trivial I think this deserves just a footnote in the History Books. Once we are ready to face Germany or Russia, perhaps I won't bore myself to death from reading reports on how everything is always so easy.

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: There is only one relevant city left under Turkestan control, and their capital too. The ultimate victory is now very close, I can feel it and it makes me excited!

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: Traumatized by the hordes of sandnigger rapists and murderers and by the shells in the night, our people nevertheless stand strong and a strong feeling of revanchism was born from the destruction the early and short-lived Turkinanistani territorial gains over Georgia brought. This of course led to a great number of people who lost everything they held dear, and hoped the army would give them the chance of either dying too, or taking revenge. Thus, like Nietzche said, what doesn't kill us make us stronger, as even in face of this tragedy, Georgia didn't become weaker, but even more mighty and powerful than before.

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: The enemy mistake of daring to threaten the sovereignty and liberty of the Georgian proletariat will be forever regretted by their leaders in their imposed exile over the Shivering Isles of Siberia! These savages stone women to death because they were victims of rape! I guess I will ensure these monsters have their dicks stoned until they fall off! A poetic justice for sandniggers.

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: Let's see if their false god will stop it from happening!

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: Looks like sandniggers just like killing each other when there is no CULTURALLY EUROPEAN and white people for them to blame their problems over due to their inferiority complex and troglodyte religion. Like the British Indians, we are a bastion of Europe in a foreign and hostile land as much as we are a bastion of socialist surrounded by reactionary forces.

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: Empires, like all institutions based on enslavement, oppression and exploitation of the worker class, are doomed to lead only to the complete decline of society. Ragheaad Empires, having a "religion of peace" to add insult to the injury, are even more vulnerable and rapidly declining.

I need to take a hike outside to see glorious Georgian meadows as an antidote from having to read so much about decline.

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: Industrial technology continues to advance in our glorious nation! Meanwhile I heard that if Dushanbe, to the south of Tashkent, also falls, the bourgeois of Turkestan will have no more hope.

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: The foolish defenders think they stand a chance because they are facing only one division, but there is more to the glorious Georgian Red Army invincible nature than just numbers. Even with the fact they are entrenched in mountains and that there is a river too, they are still nothing but hurriedly conscripted miltiias with shitty equipment facing the elite forces of Georgia and the twice larger than average Earth's horse and ten time strongers great breed of Georgian steed. They never stood any chance, and as soon as they realized this their morale broke apart. Interrogation proved the government threatened to rape and kill their families if they refused to fight in this unjust cause, and thus, all they will have to go through is forfeiting their false religion. As for those who made such threats, they will have their families given a special treatment for daring to coerce the poor and oppressed along their people in such a savage, inhuman way!

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: The Russians can be useful for the cause, even if they don't even know what they don't know. Education Camps over Siberia shall quickly do the job of eradicating Islam from Turkestan, and now, there is nothing left for me to do but to wait for the confirmation, and make preparations to put an end to the Djinn for once an all.

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: ANDHAIRA, I'M COMING FOR YOU NEXT!

(Note: I need to either be sure abandoning a doctrine will be irrelevant and risk it anyway, or wait a few months before going for the next war and do it while choosing either Light Infantry(For the Infiltration Assault) or Manpower Focus. I think I'll go with Light Infantry now that I realized its tech tree doesn't end in 1946 unlike Manpower Focus. Manpower has grown enough that I don't intend to ever add cores to Georgia besides those already existing events in Kaiserreich may grant.)
 

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By the way, have they fixed Light Infantry doctrine and the others? There's a big problem with them that they're not balanced against the others at all, due to lacking almost all Cold War techs.
 

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They did. Checking the research dependencies, some of the CW techs require either the later 1940s techs of the Firepower Focus or of the Light Infantry/Defense focus. Of course they didn't bother building separated tech trees for each of them but it solves everything.
 

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They wrote in the report the battle was fought against a cavalry division. BULLSHIT! They were just fighting a bunch of gay midgets riding ponies! Because that is what they are next to Georgian cavalry!

Ha, while coming for Andhaira, you managed to fight off a horde of Konjads as well... this is truly the greatest nation the world is blessed with.
 

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Actually, it's pretty odd no one has yet gone and scaled the costs for decisions. The way they currently are makes all of them completely inaccessible to low IC countries. Similarly, things like the science investment make Central Planning outrageously good (Free Market removes access to almost all of the decisions).
 

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Shells in the Night 2, Chapter 6: Inanistan

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: Turkey or Georgia, which is better neighbor and why? DISCUSS!!!

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: Damn you miserable Pakishit! You lured the Armenians to fight a war they will be doomed to lose to delay the inevitable slaying of your worthless hide so that the world will be free of your bullshit spewing! This won't save you at all!

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: What is wrong, Liberal?

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: Damn my fine office in Tblisi was torn apart by the Shells in the Night, and this new bureau in Alma-Ata isn't really as well-designed. Well, good thing Potato hideout saved me from those savages and I got away from Tblisi just in time, but still, our soldiers are starving because some dumbfuck thought moving the capital to a place totally isolated from the rest of the Caucasian Socialist Republic was a good idea! I AM GOING TO MAKE YOU PAY FOR THIS, ANDHAIRA!

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: A great trial is ahead for the Georgian proletariat, the last stand of socialism in the region, now that Soviet Russia has fallen. We will make the Armenians pay for their stupidity of not ignoring inane Djinns!

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: Yet, I am glad to know that even when some fail to defeat the reactionary and bourgeois forces, new revolutionaries always arise in different parts of the world, and Georgia shall endure this backstab by Armenia, and in enduring it shall grow stronger.

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: Russia conquered the Don-Kuban Union before, I can't see how things would turn differently as those guided by reactionary interests and capitalist pigs would never stand a chance against the Russian imperialism. Only through the emancipation of the proletariat we can emerge victorious against all odds, besides the fact Georgians are just awesome like that, of course.

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: The existing military doctrine of Georgia was a stain. It was totally at odds with the capabilities of the revolutionary leaders of the war, and worst of all, it was a copycat of Kwanzania. Thus I ordered for it to be redefined, through the concept of Light, specialized infantry: elite forces trained to attack mightfully even at night shall be the future of a long path of doctrinal development.

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: Show/Hide :: Click here to show/hide the hidden post made by AndhairaX.

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: Nothing like the calmness of knowing I can't hear dumbfucks from troglodyte countries of inferior sandnigger races.

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: I feel the first battle of Jugashviligrad was just a breeze for our great men, nothing really worth anything past a footnote in History. These Armenians have a so small and crappy army that I am amazed they were fooled into doing this. Or perhaps they were desperate now that they refused to cave in to the Ottoman control over their frail bourgeois State and thought they could gain the upper hand if they carved some territory. Had they chosen Persia they'd probably have better odds. In the end of course, this will be much better for the Armenian workers.

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: Leading the liberation of Georgia proper are the glorious Best of the Best of the Best of the Best times infinity Georgian Mountain Infantry and the awesomest horses of the planet, to whom Georgia owes much. Their bravery and competence is unmatched.

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: This is not good, but I have no fear, even though Russia has many reasons to try destroying the Caucasian Socialist State, we shall make it through, no matter what happens in the next months.

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: The socialized medicine program is going through a major upgrade. Our people deserve better, although they are Georgians and thus this could be delayed until now. For, being Georgians, their immunity is thrice greater than that of the average manboon, of course.

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: I am glad to hear that the Armenian forces have been utterly broken. Georgia will be retaken again! No matter how many shells in the night come to Tblisi, victory shall be ours!

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: I just moved back to Tblisi. There was much destruction from the shells in the night, but everything will rise again, no matter how much the bourgeois try to put our great people and workers down, we shall never surrender. Not even with a thousand years of nonstop shells in the night will the spirit of Georgia be broken.

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: The gallows will be busy with revisionists, bourgeois parasites and traitors today.

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: With the Armenian bourgeoisie dealt with, it's time to ensure the Pakishit will shut the fuck up, permanently. I will personally oversee the execution of Andhaira, once the time is right. First however, another hive of scum and sandniggery must be dealt with: Afghanistan. It will be easy, and I am sure their people will quickly accept the socialist way of life.

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: GRAND Battle Plan. This adjective sounds perfect. For Georgia is truly GRAND, and so should be all her Battle Plans as well.

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: Another footnote in the glorious history of the revolution, another easily won war against a backwards shithole. I'm starting to get bored of speaking, or writing about them in my diary. But I suppose the future generations should know every detail of how the Glorious Caucasian Socialist State, under the guidance of me, Lavrenti "Liberal" Beria, and of other awesome and humanitarian Georgians, united the world and freed all proletarians form bourgeois and reactionary oppression.

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: Backwards may be not enough. They are so backwards their men apparently use the same equipment from the Great War beginning in 1914. Another easy victory for Georgian soldiers who are starting to get bored, I suppose. Surely nobody likes the perspective of dying, specially when all delusions about an afterlife are broken, but beating dumb and weak dogs and slaughtering them easily gets old.

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:
It was quick. And now everything was ready for Andhaira to meet his deserving fate, and for socialist to shine over India in another region than only the Bharitiya Commune, which seems to be totally open to accept Georgia as a comrade-in-arms of the socialist cause, but an alliance with them right now would open up their coastlines for possible German invasions, and that would not be good, thus I wisely wait the right moment to come to Calcutta and start talks about an alliance of true socialist nations against revisionists and false leftist bourgeois puppets.

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: The expansion of my glorious nation has greatly contributed to the pace of technological advancement, and soon the infantry forces of Georgia shall be up-to-date with the newest inventions of this final years of the 1930s.

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: Revisionist bourgeois-bribed "labor unions" set up a strike to attempt disrupting the revolution! Spare the workers and investigate them, but don't do anything until they are proven guilty, as they are probably are just misguided puppets in this, but send all the fifth column of capitalist traitors who staged this to Siberia! I am sure they will enjoy their vacations!

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: You'll have nowhere to hide, Andhaira! Also, I changed my mind. I'll not hang you, I'll just get you stoned to death, a far more poetic kind of justice. The Old Entente is just a bunch of decadent reactionaries setting up governments-in-exile in the colonies they exploit as the proletariat took the rightful control of their former thrones. They are weak and impotent, and shall eventually be put in their place.

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: I received only great reports, and success was much greater than predicted, for once Delhi falls, this will already be over. Their Pakishit ponies are worth nothing! They will all fall and Georgia shall crush Delhi and the Djinns of inanity. I will be sure to eradicate Islam from the entire region through whichever means necessary. Those too dumb to realize they have been lied about and understand how atheism is the most logical conclusion over the world will of course be put in their place.

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: CHARGE! VICTORY OR DEATH! Well, I guess I got a bit carred over by the Mass Assault doctrine. It will work perfectly and make all tremble in fear of the masses of superior Georgian soldiers. Those who don't run away will die, and, which I doubt because Georgians are the most courageous people of Earth, any coward and traitor tries to run away from battle, there will always be a commissar to deal with them.

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: Great! A pity my soldiers still haven't found Andhaira, but it is only a matter of time. This is just the beginning! Eventually Islam and all other religions will be wiped out from Earth as they are all bourgeois and reactionary inventions to shackle the minds of the proletariat!

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: Some Australasian fools think they stand a chance of liberating the land of inanity. How wrong they are. Meanwhile, look at you, Andhaira, soon to be stoned. How I have waited for this day.

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: You are clearly a result of the violent Christian influences over Europe, even if you call yourself an atheist. May Allah have mercy on your soul.

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: Enough inane banter, stone him!

And then, as the stones began to be hurled against Andhaira, they simply passed all the way through is body like if he was a ghost Djinn!

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: You cannot fight Djinns with stones. One day Pakistan shall emerge through resistance and crush your tyranny! Farewell Liberal, for now.

And thus the Djinn of Inanity vanished from sight. The primary objective of this conflict was a total failure.

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: Damn it! I thought I got him this time! You saw nothing! Djinn are just a make-believe bullshit from a troglodyte false religion worshipping a false god, got it?

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: That is over, and I think I might have gotten rid of the inanity for a time. What matters is how Glorious Georgia puts Australasia to shame. The bourgeois puppet soldiers will soon learn the meaning of ITZ.

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: Because obviously, they stand no chance against the might of our great Red Army. Am I right?

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: I AM SO PROUD OF MY GEORGIA!

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: Yet I stand in a crossroads. The most easily defeated reactionary foes lie to the east, but continuous gains of the revolution over there could be bad for the reputation of Georgia as a CULTURALLY AND ETHNICALLY EUROPEAN country. Yet, the only way to advance the revolution through Europe is by challenging Russia. Thus I list my options:

  1. Free the Russian proletariat
  2. Free the Mongols from their insane tyrant
  3. Free Persia from the religion of murder and misogyny
  4. Free the Princely Federation from their bourgeois rule
  5. Free Tibet!(And Nepal too)

*POOF* A WILD DJINN APPEARS!

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: WHICH IS BETTER AND WHY? DISCUSS!!!

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: DAMN YOU ANDHAIRA! I'LL FIND A WAY TO BANISH YOU! BELIEVE ME I WILL!
 

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1. But first you must consolidate your only worthwhile gains, Siberian resources, and put them to good use by building more factories in fair Georgia.
 

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Of course, remember that you must build up a massive army as well, because you have no (even potential) notable allies you must be able to fight across the entire front by yourself.
 

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As I saved the game just after the latest update and loaded it again to continue it, I realized that this version of Kaiserreich has some kind of weird bug that crashes saved games exactly after Delhi and Afghanistan were annexed.

Therefore I'll most likely have to start everything again from the previous update and retcon the latest one, leaving Inanistan as the last target of the revolution to avoid game-breaking bugs. What one hell of a coincidence!

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Luzur said:
Georgia looks like a baby with a huge cancerlump on its ass.

Quite a coincidence!

Also, I finally found out why the save games were broken for the latest update. Apparently the Vietnam war event is totally broken. I'll remove it(it's worthless fluff anyway and Vietnam is boring for a Grand Strategy game) and that will solve it. I'll replay exactly as things were done(Afghanistan and Delhi conquered) but won't make a new update just to repeat it again with a few differences.
 

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