Andyman Messiah
Mr. Ed-ucated
Oh don't you be giving me that look!
Yes, I'm jumping on the let's play-bandwagon and I have chosen this game!
Ta-fucking-dah-ah!
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Updates:
Chapter One - The One You Are Reading Right Now (just scroll down, damn it!)
Chapter Two - The One With The Pink Clock
Chapter Three - The One Where Everything Started To Go Downhill
Chapter Four - The One With The Corey Hart Cameo
Chapter Five - The One I Did Before I Got A Job
Chapter Six - The One That Made Me Complain About Work
Chapter Seven - The One That Pulled Me Back In Again
Chapter Eight - The One With The Missing Tie
Chapter Nine - The One With The Impossible Anatomy
Chapter Ten - The One With The Frightening Cyborg Cocks
Chapter Eleven - The One With The Amazing Running Shoes
Chapter Twelve - The One With The James Bond Cover Art
Chapter Thirteen - The One With The Livejournal Madness!!!
Chapter Fourteen - The One With The First Demise of Rick
Chapter Fifteen - The One With The Daddy
Chapter Sixteen - The One With The Something Something Thing
Chapter Last - Da Bomb
Chapter Eggteen - The One With The Obvious Plot Stuff
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Now, to justify my pick, I want to say that, originally I thought about doing a let's play of a more nerdy game, like Front Mission or Chrono Trigger, or Anachronox if I could get the bastard to work on my lap. All three are very good games, I might add, but then I had sort of like an epiphany.
Out of nowhere, I suddenly heard a loud, booming, awesomely manly voice speaking to me: "Andy, you sexy devil" the loud, booming, awesomely manly voice said, and only now did I realize there was a hint of british there. "What other games exists that allow you to capture innocent animals, cram them into tiny red balls and make them fight other animals for money and your own personal glory?" And immediately I knew, and so did the loud, booming, awesomely manly british voice. "Exactly" it said slowly drifting away, off into oblivion...
Well, I certainly couldn't argue with that. And that dude sure had a point! There's a lot more to these games than most people think!
So we're gonna play Pokemon Emerald and we're going to do it together! In style!
Introduction!
Like most Pokemon-games, Pokemon Emerald is an RPG that isn't all that well regarded as an RPG. No, really. However, it has a lot of stats and it sure has a lot of turnbased combat and you sure as fuck do a lot of levelling and there's even a bunch of dungeons. There's not much choice and consequence, though, but surely the Pokemon-games should be met with the same amount of respect that, for instance, Oblivion gets? Okay, that was a low blow on both parts but you get my drift.
Bear with me.
Anyway, for all you who aren't that familiar with "Pokemon" and all that... Well, I guess you overslept or something. Either way, I guarantee you're in the wrong thread. Now, to you who are familiar with what Pokemon is all about but isn't familiar with what that "Emerald"-part is all about, let me tell you real quick that "Emerald" is what developer Game Freak and producer Nintendo, mostly Nintendo I'd wager, cooked up by mixing Pokemon Ruby (Red) and Pokemon Sapphire (Blue) into one, only you got Green instead of Purple. Emerald takes plot and design elements from Ruby and Sapphire, improving them... uh, somewhat. You get to smack around both Team Magma and Aqua this time and you get to catch both legendary pokemageddons as well as a third, green, supposedly stronger pokemageddon. Anyway, the result is a gaming experience that feels more complete. 'Course if you wanna catch them all you gotta buy them all, but that's something we won't do. This isn't for completion. This is to enslave animal nations with mad ball throwing skills.
With that said, let's be on our way!
Seeing as he's having us enclosed in complete darkness, the pleasure's probably all his. This guy is the Pokemon Professor Birch, but I call bullshit on that. Everyone and your grandma knows the true Pokemon Professor is Oak who lives around Pallet Town with Ash and all other cool people, but we'll let this slide for now.
Anyway, choice time! Birch wants to know if we're a white guy in adidas or a pretty thing in tight hotpants.
Will this have consequences? You bet your ass it will! Immediate consequences!
He also wants to know our name so come up with something truly epic, fitting a Pokemon Master! Seven letters is all we get but that's enough for, say, "Messiah" or something. Sadly, this will not have any consequences but hey, we can't get everything handed on a plate. Can we? Besides, I can't name any RPG where your chosen name matter.
Alright, get cracking and I'll see you guys around.
Yes, I'm jumping on the let's play-bandwagon and I have chosen this game!
Ta-fucking-dah-ah!
__________________
Updates:
Chapter One - The One You Are Reading Right Now (just scroll down, damn it!)
Chapter Two - The One With The Pink Clock
Chapter Three - The One Where Everything Started To Go Downhill
Chapter Four - The One With The Corey Hart Cameo
Chapter Five - The One I Did Before I Got A Job
Chapter Six - The One That Made Me Complain About Work
Chapter Seven - The One That Pulled Me Back In Again
Chapter Eight - The One With The Missing Tie
Chapter Nine - The One With The Impossible Anatomy
Chapter Ten - The One With The Frightening Cyborg Cocks
Chapter Eleven - The One With The Amazing Running Shoes
Chapter Twelve - The One With The James Bond Cover Art
Chapter Thirteen - The One With The Livejournal Madness!!!
Chapter Fourteen - The One With The First Demise of Rick
Chapter Fifteen - The One With The Daddy
Chapter Sixteen - The One With The Something Something Thing
Chapter Last - Da Bomb
Chapter Eggteen - The One With The Obvious Plot Stuff
__________________
Now, to justify my pick, I want to say that, originally I thought about doing a let's play of a more nerdy game, like Front Mission or Chrono Trigger, or Anachronox if I could get the bastard to work on my lap. All three are very good games, I might add, but then I had sort of like an epiphany.
Out of nowhere, I suddenly heard a loud, booming, awesomely manly voice speaking to me: "Andy, you sexy devil" the loud, booming, awesomely manly voice said, and only now did I realize there was a hint of british there. "What other games exists that allow you to capture innocent animals, cram them into tiny red balls and make them fight other animals for money and your own personal glory?" And immediately I knew, and so did the loud, booming, awesomely manly british voice. "Exactly" it said slowly drifting away, off into oblivion...
Well, I certainly couldn't argue with that. And that dude sure had a point! There's a lot more to these games than most people think!
So we're gonna play Pokemon Emerald and we're going to do it together! In style!
Introduction!
Like most Pokemon-games, Pokemon Emerald is an RPG that isn't all that well regarded as an RPG. No, really. However, it has a lot of stats and it sure has a lot of turnbased combat and you sure as fuck do a lot of levelling and there's even a bunch of dungeons. There's not much choice and consequence, though, but surely the Pokemon-games should be met with the same amount of respect that, for instance, Oblivion gets? Okay, that was a low blow on both parts but you get my drift.
Bear with me.
Anyway, for all you who aren't that familiar with "Pokemon" and all that... Well, I guess you overslept or something. Either way, I guarantee you're in the wrong thread. Now, to you who are familiar with what Pokemon is all about but isn't familiar with what that "Emerald"-part is all about, let me tell you real quick that "Emerald" is what developer Game Freak and producer Nintendo, mostly Nintendo I'd wager, cooked up by mixing Pokemon Ruby (Red) and Pokemon Sapphire (Blue) into one, only you got Green instead of Purple. Emerald takes plot and design elements from Ruby and Sapphire, improving them... uh, somewhat. You get to smack around both Team Magma and Aqua this time and you get to catch both legendary pokemageddons as well as a third, green, supposedly stronger pokemageddon. Anyway, the result is a gaming experience that feels more complete. 'Course if you wanna catch them all you gotta buy them all, but that's something we won't do. This isn't for completion. This is to enslave animal nations with mad ball throwing skills.
With that said, let's be on our way!
Seeing as he's having us enclosed in complete darkness, the pleasure's probably all his. This guy is the Pokemon Professor Birch, but I call bullshit on that. Everyone and your grandma knows the true Pokemon Professor is Oak who lives around Pallet Town with Ash and all other cool people, but we'll let this slide for now.
Anyway, choice time! Birch wants to know if we're a white guy in adidas or a pretty thing in tight hotpants.
Will this have consequences? You bet your ass it will! Immediate consequences!
He also wants to know our name so come up with something truly epic, fitting a Pokemon Master! Seven letters is all we get but that's enough for, say, "Messiah" or something. Sadly, this will not have any consequences but hey, we can't get everything handed on a plate. Can we? Besides, I can't name any RPG where your chosen name matter.
Alright, get cracking and I'll see you guys around.