Edward_R_Murrow
Arcane
The SGLF hasn't been active in a while, so I'll pick up the torch and march in a different direction. Instead of showing the decent in a game that, while seen as "bad", was okay in it's own, I'm going to play a genuinely shitty game that happens to have a few redeeming qualities. Few. Very few. Yeah. We'll see how long this lasts.
Introduction
Quest 64 was the first big "RPG"for the Nintendo 64. For some reason, Nintendo put a lot of money into this project and marketed it like there was no tomorrow. It was quoted as being "better than Zelda", "Nintendo's response to Final Fantasy", "the next generation of RPGs". Yep, hype existed back in 96/97 when they were priming the waters for this turd. They apparently were pushing the idea that they would deliver an innovative combat system, highly differentiated party members, a deep magic system, and an epic, detailed story.
Things came out a little different when released in 1998. The combat was sort of innovative, but not well thought out. Party members didn't happen. The magic system was all kinds of broken. As for the story, it's like they had a bunch of ADHD kids draw stuff and then used that as the storyboard. It makes Bethesda or Bioware look like geniuses. It bombed critically and financially when put in the context of the expectations and hype, but was spared terrible reviews and sales for one saving grace; 70% of games on the Nintendo 64 were utter shit so this piece of shit looked slightly more appealing in comparison. I guess telling grandma to get little Timmy Quest 64 as a Christmas gift was probably better than telling her to get him Scooby Doo 64, Pokemon Snap, or some other franchise/gimmick game.
Without further adieu....
It's intro time!
Oh man, magical spirits! That's it honey! We're moving there this instant!
That could be a good place to raise a family. The kids could play around with witchcraft and other satanic things while looking like model Christians because they're doing it in a monastery.
I wonder if the Queen has paparazzi problems...
Gee...I wonder if he's a bad guy.....
I have a feeling all that is about to change.....
See....piracy is bad. It makes people fall under an evil spell.
So who better to solve them than a seven year old?
I wish I was kidding....
Menu screen FUCK YEAH!
Introduction
Quest 64 was the first big "RPG"for the Nintendo 64. For some reason, Nintendo put a lot of money into this project and marketed it like there was no tomorrow. It was quoted as being "better than Zelda", "Nintendo's response to Final Fantasy", "the next generation of RPGs". Yep, hype existed back in 96/97 when they were priming the waters for this turd. They apparently were pushing the idea that they would deliver an innovative combat system, highly differentiated party members, a deep magic system, and an epic, detailed story.
Things came out a little different when released in 1998. The combat was sort of innovative, but not well thought out. Party members didn't happen. The magic system was all kinds of broken. As for the story, it's like they had a bunch of ADHD kids draw stuff and then used that as the storyboard. It makes Bethesda or Bioware look like geniuses. It bombed critically and financially when put in the context of the expectations and hype, but was spared terrible reviews and sales for one saving grace; 70% of games on the Nintendo 64 were utter shit so this piece of shit looked slightly more appealing in comparison. I guess telling grandma to get little Timmy Quest 64 as a Christmas gift was probably better than telling her to get him Scooby Doo 64, Pokemon Snap, or some other franchise/gimmick game.
Without further adieu....
It's intro time!
Oh man, magical spirits! That's it honey! We're moving there this instant!
That could be a good place to raise a family. The kids could play around with witchcraft and other satanic things while looking like model Christians because they're doing it in a monastery.
I wonder if the Queen has paparazzi problems...
Gee...I wonder if he's a bad guy.....
I have a feeling all that is about to change.....
See....piracy is bad. It makes people fall under an evil spell.
So who better to solve them than a seven year old?
I wish I was kidding....
Menu screen FUCK YEAH!