GarfunkeL
Racism Expert
Horribly intimidated by Sheek's superb teamplay-effort, I'm keeping my tail between my hindlegs and doing this one the traditional way. Conservatism ftw! (Disclaimer: I have never finished TFTD. I've never even been close. I also have not played TFTD for ten years or so. Pain & torment should be forthcoming.)
EDIT: The Roster of Fallen Heroes for Attempt 1
The Roster of Fallen Heroes - Attempt 2
The Roster of Fallen Heroes - Attempt 3
FUCK YES.
We're not pussies around here, are we?
And here's our first base!
I'm building 2xLiving Quarters, Laboratory, General Store and Alien Containment. We're gonna need the living space for scientists atleast. I also switched the interceptor-subs to use Ajax+DUP and Ajax+Ajax. I sold the useless normal grenades and extra pistols and whatelse and ordered 2 more soldiers, a missile tank and 10 more scientists.
Medikit is naturally the first priority. I know that laser weapons in X-Com didn't require clips and were superior for that reason but I do not know if sonic=laser in TFTD. Oh well, better research them after medikit. Promixity motion thingy is probably as useless as it was in the original, not gonna waste time on that.
And here's our valiant heroes. The two soldiers who will soon join the team will be named after the first two people who reply with furry pics.
CRAP!
I had hoped for more time before action, oh well, let's intercept!
YES! It's down. Hmm, I guess I'll take the chance and send the boys&girls in without tank-support or the extra 2 guys.
Allrighty, two thumbs up. Time to chew gum and kick ass!
EDIT: The Roster of Fallen Heroes for Attempt 1
- Cloaked Figure hit by sonic burst
Vault Dweller killed by sonic burst
DragonFK slain by sonic burst
Andyman Messiah messed by sonic burst
Kaiserin ate a sonic burst
Darth Roxor caught a sonic burst
Zerotol didn't see that incoming RPG
Lonely Vazdru didn't see that RPG either
Skyway felt sonic burst
Oldschool got slapped by sonic burst
JoKa bursted apart thanks to sonic burst
Dark Underlord whose back was not sonic-proof
Annie Carlson got zapped for good
Nedrah lapped up an alien pulsar
Jasede followed suit
Sheek was not resistant to sonic burst
Dicksmoker got his brains fried by PSI
Ashery went into little pieces
OccasionallyFatal was oblivious to pulsars
JarlFrank missed when it mattered the most
SlavemasterT hugged some sonic boom
Edward_R_Murrows was not small enough to avoid the sonic
Oscarisaiah didn't watch his step
Rico loved the bomb bit too much
Marsal imitated Rico
Slenkar did not want to be left outside the ring of pulsar fragments
Andhaira faced sonic boom without earplugs
Spacemoose ran when he was supposed to duck
Korgan hugged the alien tightly
BethesdaLove was loved to death
Nomask7 bought the farm
Gragt bite the dust
Trash embraced oblivion
The Roster of Fallen Heroes - Attempt 2
- DarkUnderlord killed by a sonic burst
Kaiserin eats sonic boom
Sheek didn't watch his six for sonic-rape
Skyway had his butt shaved by sonic boom
Cloaked Figure had his number punched by sonic burst
Darth Roxor loved the sonic boom too much
Volourn was mangled by sonic burst
Sceeqoo could not hide from the sonic
Nedrah was splattered thanks to a sonic boom
BethesdaLove was pummeled by sonic burst
Oldschools left eardrum was weak against sonic burst
JarlFrank went to ground in Egypt and never returned
Annie Carlson hugged toxic barrells
Vault Dweller tasted alien RPG
Slenkar got fragged
Andyman Messiah was bitchslapped to death by berserker-Annie
Jasede got his lungs exposed by sonic boom
DickSmoker gagged an alien RPG
Ashery followed the example of DickSmoker
Lonely Vazdru jumped in front of RPG
WhiskeyWolf failed to doge an RPG
Trash was tickled too hard by an sonic burst
Zerotol loved the RPG bit too much
DragonFK had bit too slow reflexes when the sonic came
Hory sacrificed himself gallantly
Azira was shot in the back by Hanoverf
Mahdi was let down by his reflexes in the face of a sonic burst
and I totally lost count after this since there were just too many casualties...
The Roster of Fallen Heroes - Attempt 3
- Bgillisp faced death bravely
Pliskin ate an sonic charge
Frau Bishop didn't check her six
Oscarisaiah sacrificed himself for greater good
Brazilian Slaughter faced "friendly" fire
MaskedMan played with alien pulsars
FUCK YES.
We're not pussies around here, are we?
And here's our first base!
I'm building 2xLiving Quarters, Laboratory, General Store and Alien Containment. We're gonna need the living space for scientists atleast. I also switched the interceptor-subs to use Ajax+DUP and Ajax+Ajax. I sold the useless normal grenades and extra pistols and whatelse and ordered 2 more soldiers, a missile tank and 10 more scientists.
Medikit is naturally the first priority. I know that laser weapons in X-Com didn't require clips and were superior for that reason but I do not know if sonic=laser in TFTD. Oh well, better research them after medikit. Promixity motion thingy is probably as useless as it was in the original, not gonna waste time on that.
And here's our valiant heroes. The two soldiers who will soon join the team will be named after the first two people who reply with furry pics.
CRAP!
I had hoped for more time before action, oh well, let's intercept!
YES! It's down. Hmm, I guess I'll take the chance and send the boys&girls in without tank-support or the extra 2 guys.
Allrighty, two thumbs up. Time to chew gum and kick ass!