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 Posted: Mon Oct 05, 2009 8:11 pm Post subject: Gamezone's Top 10 Western cRPGs |
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DocHop has wrote on the gamezone.com about top 10 western cRPGs. Apparently Fallout 3 or Oblivion are much better cRPGs than Planescape Torment or Bloodlines. Check it yourself and join the criticism... er... I mean conversation if you want to.
I wrote my comment on their site though I doubt it will help anyhow. Maybe if there are more people laughting and criticizing it on their site they may think next time before writing something like this. If you want to register on their site and post it is really easy and fast - you just write your nick, e-mail and password so tell them how retarded that list is if you have some time, maybe it will help if there are more of us  |
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Emotional Vampire
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| Posted: Mon Oct 05, 2009 8:35 pm Post subject: |
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Actually I am going to spoil the fuck out of it for everyone:
10. PS:T
9. Deus Ex(Yes, apparently it's more RPG than PS:T)
8. Neverwinter Nights("robust campaign")
7. Fable(At least they have enough decency to refer to it as action-RPG)
6. KOTOR(more like KOT:roll: amirite)
5. Fallout 3
4. Oblivion(This is where things start getting bizzare)
3. Mass Effect
2. Diablo 2(apogeum)
And the first place...
1. Baldur's Gate.
Yes, don't scroll up. There is no Fallout on the list. No Arcanum. No Bloodlines.
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| Posted: Mon Oct 05, 2009 8:39 pm Post subject: |
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Too much rage.
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| Posted: Mon Oct 05, 2009 8:41 pm Post subject: |
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Well at least they have BG in.. and at a good place, though even I wouldn't put it THAT high. Especially not the first part...
Whatever, basically that list is just fail...
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| Posted: Mon Oct 05, 2009 8:59 pm Post subject: |
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Maybe they don't like lists. So, they made a bad list on purpose.
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| Posted: Mon Oct 05, 2009 9:01 pm Post subject: |
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Basically, such lists alwas boil down to "I'M GONNA LIST MY FAVOURITE GAMES" or "I WONDER WHICH DEVELOPER COCK I WANT TO SUCK MOST"
Here it's obviously Bioware and Bethesda, and a bit of Lionhead.
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| Posted: Mon Oct 05, 2009 9:02 pm Post subject: |
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Yeah, why bother. What I don't get is why the nod to older games in the form of BG and atleast mentioning DX and PS:T but then shit on all over RPG's with ME/Fable/F3/RAAAAGE!
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| Posted: Mon Oct 05, 2009 9:07 pm Post subject: |
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| GarfunkeL wrote: | | Yeah, why bother. What I don't get is why the nod to older games in the form of BG and atleast mentioning DX and PS:T but then shit on all over RPG's with ME/Fable/F3/RAAAAGE! |
Simple - to get shreds of credibility.
'Hay, look guise! I mention old games that everyone's heard about to show how much of an oldschool gamer I am, therefore I know my shit and this list is great!'
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| Posted: Mon Oct 05, 2009 9:10 pm Post subject: |
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| My blood pressure can't take this. |
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| Posted: Mon Oct 05, 2009 9:13 pm Post subject: |
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| JarlFrank wrote: | Basically, such lists alwas boil down to "I'M GONNA LIST MY FAVOURITE GAMES" or "I WONDER WHICH DEVELOPER COCK I WANT TO SUCK MOST"
Here it's obviously Bioware and Bethesda, and a bit of Lionhead. |
Hmm you mean they wanna give that lionhead a bit of head then 
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| Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2009 3:11 am Post subject: |
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| There's absoloutely no point in getting a rage boner over this, that website appears to have all the credibility of an amazon.com "My top 10 recomended games list!!" |
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| Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2009 3:15 am Post subject: |
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| Emotional Vampire wrote: |
Oblivion
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Any list that even mentions this is invalid.
News at 11 |
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| Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2009 3:43 am Post subject: |
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| My rage boner just shot through my desk and typed this post. my hands are innocent. |
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| Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2009 3:46 am Post subject: |
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The list warps reality in the real world, unfortunately we live in the ADHD dumbfuck world({ U.S. political comments edited for our overly sensitive socialist foreign "friends"}) so it actually fits, even if it is HORRRIBLY painful...
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| Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2009 4:22 am Post subject: |
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Guys 2/5 of the best RPGs of all timez were made by Bioware.
No wait, this list is terrible, where's Jade Empire?
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| Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2009 4:42 am Post subject: |
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So 3 of the top ten were developed exclusively for the Xbox/360 and ported to PC later, two of them were developed with the 360 as the primary platform and the PC as a second thought, and three of them aren't RPGs by any but the loosest definition of the term.
Good list.
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Let's Play Deus Ex! Update Thirteen |
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| Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2009 4:56 am Post subject: |
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Most of the RPG genre aren't RPGs, J or PC.
Shitty list is shitty and no game is pre Windows 95 era.
Does this surprise anyone?
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| Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2009 5:51 am Post subject: |
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No.
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| Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2009 5:54 am Post subject: |
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lol @ anyone who didn't expect to see oblivion and fo3 on the list
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| Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2009 5:57 am Post subject: |
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Fuck, i did not expect this list at all.
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| Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2009 6:25 am Post subject: |
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| fuckin Alfred's Geocities Home Page has a top 10 rpgs of all time list you won't believe |
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| Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2009 6:27 am Post subject: |
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I don't really understand why so many of you are raging over this.
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| Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2009 6:51 am Post subject: |
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I found only 2 RPGs on that list and even they are sucky
| Captain Rufus wrote: | Most of the RPG genre aren't RPGs, J or PC.
Shitty list is shitty and no game is pre Windows 95 era.
Does this surprise anyone? |
It's only a RPG when you click on sentences and pretend that you are roleplaying dontcha know
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| Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2009 7:54 am Post subject: |
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Thanks in advance and good luck, "journalist".
Nice....very nice. |
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