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GAHAHAHA - The Fall of the House of Tanegashima!

Reject_666_6

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Like I promised, Mrowak and I are going to do some spin-off LPs of the Codex's favourite rape game - Sengoku Motherfucking Rance. I'm going to do the Isoroku route, which means that the thread title was p accurate.

Note that this'll be a blind LP, sorta. I've finished the game several times, but I've never played the Isoroku route and never on 5* difficulty.

Now let's get this started:
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This is what we have to work with here. The points you finish with at the end of a playthrough are added to this pool, which you can use to pick bonuses for the next game, etc.

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We're going to start with two family bonuses here, Uesugi and Houjou (the only ones I have *forever alone*) and every miscellaneous one there is. If you don't pick the National Power ones, you'll basically start with less NP than your army has, so you can't recruit anyone and you can't increase army sizes past a certain point. Gold is also necessary because you'll need it to support this many troops. Operation Permits let you use regiments of over 1000 units to capture or recapture areas on their own without wasting action fans, so they'll only come into play much later when we'll have these kinds of spare 1000+ troop units. Action fans are cool.

Now for the random items we can get:
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Necessary in higher difficulties - sure you get it eventually anyway, but you're going to be taking a lot of casualties early on without it. Especially useful versus Taganashima house which can wipe out units in one hit.

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Some stat-buffing items, and Rance's Love for auto-clearing somebody I won't be using in combat much.

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And now we're ready to begin the epic journey to conquer Japan and fuck every woman we come across!

I'll skip the fluff talk in the beginning because it's the same as in WhiskyWolf's LP. But I will summarise: We're in a fantasy version of Japan, and Oda Nobunaga has a revolt on his hands. Rance and his sex-slave Sill were looking for some hot springs in Japan when they were called to help in the battle.

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It seems I got lucky buffs form the tactician - Shibata got INT and DEF buffed, the essential stats for footsoldiers if you want to keep casualties down.

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Took care of that pretty fast, with only 38 casualties.

Winning that, Oda Nobunaga, being the pacifist pussy that he is, appoints Rance as the unofficial ruler of Oda while he follows his calling in life - cooking.

Anyway, let's review ou--
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:rage:

We're already at war with two of the strongest houses. Well, I guess we better prepare for war, comrades.
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This has been a teaser! We will commence with Turn 1 very soon!
 

Cenobyte

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Re: GAHAHAHA Let's fuck some archers!

Reject_666_6 said:

Winter Alice :o

I'll follow this lp, haven't played any other routes than the true route so far
 

WhiskeyWolf

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I'm out, still need to play the other routs. Don't want to spoil myself.


Good, fucking luck anyway.
 

Mrowak

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Carry on noble warrior :salute:

Are you going for a full LP or like me half-playthrough?
 

Reject_666_6

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Full-on, balls to the wall LP after I reach the Honnou Temple event. Till then, I'll breeze through it because it's nothing really new.
 

Mrowak

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Reject_666_6 said:
Full-on, balls to the wall LP after I reach the Honnou Temple event. Till then, I'll breeze through it because it's nothing really new.

Precisely.
 
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Isoroku's route is :love:

Reject_666_6 said:
Till then, I'll breeze through it because it's nothing really new.

but I've never played on 5* difficulty.

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I'll quote myself on Mrowak's LP:

Good luck with that. FYI, most effective way to win battles is to just play the morale meter while mostly defending so you don't take ridiculous casualties. Also, buffs are really important since they are pretty much the only way to equalize the manpower disparity. Not having the Takeda means you want to get strong tacticians to do both of these. In any case, strong commanders are going to be much more important then strong unit sizes because enemy unit sizes are partially scaled to your own.
 

Reject_666_6

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I was hoping for a page two, but you motherfuckers let me down... :(

But it's no problem, there are very few pics in each turn, so there will be no bandwidth issues. Now let's start this poop.

------------------------------ Turn 1 ------------------------------

The first thing I'm gonna do is establish a prison for the safety of our glorious land.
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The following conversation is then triggered (streamlined for the largest possible audience):

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There's a prison up ahead that's been abandoned for some time. We should use it!
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You mean in case of rapists and stuff?
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No, of course not! The prison is for enemy commanders we capture in battle.
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Can I rapes some woman prisoners, boss?
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Not really, they're all mine!
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Fuck you, boss.


Next step is to visit Kou at the tea-house. In case you haven't read the original LP, Kou is Oda Nobunaga's little sis - a far more competent ruler that he is. She's also way too young for rape, so she's off limits until at least Rance IX.
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Your food is horrible!
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Sorry, it's because cooking dango is what I suck at most in life. Hey, you should talk to some of the regulars here - they might be useful for the army!
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You're probably right. If they're regulars here then they must not fear death - the second-best kind of soldier!



Ok, and for our last fan we will increase the lifespan of one of Kou's victims, Fuuka. She's a miko and probably the only miko we'll have for a while (I'm not recruiting Aki), so she'll be very useful for healing troops in battle and keeping replenishment costs low. Also, we'll need her for fighting Orochi, yadda yadda, it's all Mrowak's fault!
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Mmmmmm... *rape face*
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Have some more dango! It's on the house this time too!
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Get away form me, you crazy whore!
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Hai guise, wats goin on?
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That Oda kid is trying to poison me! Can you please help?
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That depends... Have you ever fucked a man before?
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To tell you the truth, I don't know. You see, I suffer from... AMNESIA!!
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Close enough.


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That's it for day 1, brohams. Tune in tomorrow for the thrilling conclusion to our story of Turn 2, and find out the shocking cliffhanger that awaits us for Turn 3!
 

Black

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3 Rance LPs...
RPG Codex, putting the Rape back into RPG.
 

Reject_666_6

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And we're now at turn two, where we can actually start playing the game properly!


------------------------------ Turn 2 ------------------------------

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First thing we're gonna do is take a look at our mighty army.
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It's actually pretty pathetic! Rance's unit is under-manned and comprised mostly of various conscripts and transvestites instead of real soldiers. We'll fix the second thing later, but for now let's buff Rance's unit to 400 men.
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And now for our first step towards world domination!
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Oda have just declared war on us! Every man for himself!
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No, you're going to fight to save me, got it?
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Yes, of course...
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And give me more money.
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Yes, of course...


Ok, now let's attack as soon as we can:
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We don't need to use 6 units at first. I could easily win even without Fuuka, but she'll keep the casualties low if I have her tag along.
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Survivors? Unacceptable!
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Final fan - botan hunting!
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Despite your generally genocidal cooking, that soup you make is pretty good.
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Thank you! When I was tried for crimes against humanity last year, that soup actually wasn't on the list of charges.
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Can you into more, please?
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Sure, but I need more botan blood and entrails. Could you go slaughter some and bring me the remains?
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GAHAHAHAHAHA--


Now this really is overkill!
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Before you start thinking that there was no point to this, in fact we get 500 gold from the extra sales from the soup.
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After we end the turn, a surprise attack comes from Hara house!
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This is overkill again.
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The bright side is that I lost less than 20 troops in the whole battle, so overkill FTW!
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That's all for now, folks! I'd continue the story, but I have some customers to... take care of, at the moment!
 

Cenobyte

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Hehe, those small animal hunts are always funny, and in the case of the bears there it even gives you a damn good item, iirc
 

Mrowak

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Reject_666_6 said:
I think that going turn by turn is way too slow, so I'll be making one huge update spanning 7 turns sometime today.

Yeah, my thoughts exactly. I also need to speed things up. Otherwise we're going to spend a couple of months before we reach the second phase of our respective playthroughs.
 

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