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    Anime Appeal against SJW agitprop & systemic oppression of capitalists

    On my return from Moscow, having successfully briefed the Kremlin on Codex activity 2017, I was appalled to find the emergence of of a holiday-themed rating titled "Merry Christmas!" represented by an image of what appears to be an egg wearing a red nightcap. For our younger audiences who might...
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    Zep Zeppo and nazi spamming

    Appeasement won't work.
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    Problems

    This is a clear improvement imo. We should keep it.
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    [POLL] How do you feel about buttons?

    At least keep buttons/ratings out of GD the way it was yesterday.
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    Incline Replace 'Messages' with 'Brofists'

    Only taken together can either be a truly meaningful indicator. (shitfists)/(shitposts)=(everythingIsShitRating)
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    CODEX MAGA BADGE APPLICATION

    I see you've picked up some tactics from the regressive left, namely revisionism and selective reporting. Sad. Trump said the race was rigged; it was rigged against Bernie the cuck and it was rigged against Trump. Codexers who expected the corrupt establishment to successfully cook the vote...
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    CODEX MAGA BADGE APPLICATION

    Let me just go on the record and state that I never supported Hillary. I did expect the corrupt establishment to steal the victory however, and going by what Trump said -- so did he. You may as well jail Trump for refusing to abide by the election results before the vote. Clearly, this witch...
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    Decline Name me the worst part of a game you remember most

    I'm confused. I thought it was the exact same engine for all three games, but even so -- why single out 7?
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    What's the consensus on Max Payne 3?

    I played it on the exact same PC that I'm using to play the current-gen shit so I don't see the difference.
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    What's the consensus on Max Payne 3?

    MP3 has these "slowmo" shooting gallery sections in which you are invincible, although doing poorly makes the subsequent scenario more difficult to survive. Regular bullet time and diving, on the other hand, does not make you invincible; I distinctly remember dying while diving, sometimes quite...
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    Game News Dark Souls III Released

    Mouse is for popamole newfags. Keyboard only ftw.
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    Game News Dark Souls III Released

    First boss first try naked, but katana man at firelink and second boss made me waste a lot of time. Anyways, got some shards so time to upgrade my club. Also, screenshots come out completely white at 10x resolution. :M
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    Game News Dark Souls III Released

    Playing right now. Not sure how far I'll get as naked lvl 1, fast attacking enemies are quite unforgiving. Quite stable and pretty so far though.
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    Total Biscuit Meltdown - Tearing Down Game Media

    At least it's an excuse. What's yours?
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    Total Biscuit Meltdown - Tearing Down Game Media

    You're only digging a deeper hole for yourself, m8. Bad enough that your initial premise tries to establish a direct link between wisdom and premature death from broken extremities, now you're suggesting my time spent outside somehow correlates to the number of people I know who've broken their...

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