OMG AWESOME

[relootz]

Konjad. Get 1000 KKoolpoint go to adventure and then go to GD.

 

[Konjad]

I've done it already, still i do not have the key.

 

[Kosmonaut]

Yep. You need first to pay the 1000 KKK for access to the Adventure Forum. Open a fuckton of threads in tabs and some of them wil get you a random number of KKKs.

 

[Konjad]

But I have done that already

 

[Kosmonaut]

Then you are royally fucked up.

Open lots threads in each forum. Eventually you'll get the Patrick Stewart random encounter.

 

[Toxic Avenger]

i rolled 20 and still no fate unlock code? wtf?

 

[Kosmonaut]

Because you need to roll 18.

In all seriousness, the Fate unlock code is in a crumpled paper with a barcode. Just click it.

 

[Konjad]

1 Kredits ? This game is so unprofessional! :[

 

[Merkwürdigliebe]

Still no kodexian kool kredits in sight.

Awesome stuff though, best April's fools possibly ever. Well if you can call it an April's fools more of an event, but still great.

 

[DarkUnderlord]

I've done it already, still i do not have the key.

What's in the box Konjad? Either roll something other than 18 and visit General Game Help or find some credits and check the box then...

 

[Konjad]

I've done it already, still i do not have the key.

What's in the box Konjad? Either roll something other than 18 and visit General Game Help or find some credits and check the box then...

What box? And when I had something else than 18 rolled it said to roll 18.

 

[DarkUnderlord]

What box?

Look harder in RPG Design Discussion...

And when I had something else than 18 rolled it said to roll 18.

That was the point, so you could open the box but you do not have the box!

 

[Lumpy]

So DU after you've got the key and fought Cleve is there anything left, or just KKK?

 

[DarkUnderlord]

Achievements:

1. Defeated the troll.
2. Equipped the ring.
3. Deferred Success.
4. Defeated the Multi-Headed Dick.
5. Practiced Safe Sex.
6. Activated a FATE unlock code.
7. Defeated Ian Miles Rex "Sol Invictus" Exitium Cheong.
8. Obtained a free ride.
9. Opened the box.
10. Engaged in Rat Diplomacy.
11. Engaged in an act of piracy.
12. Refused to take something physical from an inventory.
13. Paid for access to the Adventure Gaming forum.
14. Defeated Pete Hines.
15. Wearing Pete's sexy shades.
16. Exchanged opinions with Vault Dweller.
17. Discovered that Djinn do exist on the Codex.
18. Defeated the Hive Mind.
19. Discovered the key to understanding the Codex.
20. Encountered Cleveland Mark Blakemore.
21. Defeated Cleveland Mark Blakemore.

That is all there is. Underlined denotes a requirement before you will encounter the Hive Mind. Italics are the special piracy ones, you get one or the other and not both. Bold indicates special item usage.

There's another half metric tonne of stuff I cut-out simply because I ran out of time.

Items:

1. FATE unlock code
2. Pete's Glasses
3. The key
4. Axe
5. Jimmy Hat Condom
6. Oblivion
7. Fallout 3
8. Ticket: One Free Ride
9. Plane Tickets
10. Flip Flops
11. Shotgun
12. The Economist
13. Honour Blade
14. Cardboard Box
15. Baby Meat
16. Warhammer Trading Card
17. Gold Brick
18. Caps Lock Key
19. KASIERIN Magazine
20. Poker Set
21. Djinn DVD
22. Framed Picture
23. The ring

 

[Konjad]

Finally! Access to GD!

DU, are you going to remove this game tomorrow? I think it would be a good idea to keep it. Good and fun anti-retard filter. You could also add new encounters when you'd be bored.

 

[spectre]

DU, are you going to remove this game tomorrow? I think it would be a good idea to keep it. Good and fun anti-retard filter. You could also add new encounters when you'd be bored.

Seconded.

 

[Grunker]

Finally! Access to GD!

DU, are you going to remove this game tomorrow? I think it would be a good idea to keep it. Good and fun anti-retard filter. You could also add new encounters when you'd be bored.

Silly girl, you just don't understand what I'm doing, do you?

 

[Andhaira]

Fun, but last April's fool was the best! :D

 

[relootz]

You are a bit self-centered aren't you Andhaira.

 

[SuicideBunny]

Fun, but last April's fool was the best! :D

that reminds me, i need to hurt racofer physically for all the spam he did back then.

 

[Marquess Cornwallis]

Finished the game. Great work, DU. What particularly impressed me was that it is possible to totally avoid combat.

 

[Multiple Sarcasm]

Good fun. Thanks, guy(s) (DU?).
A stand-alone version would be, like, totally awesome, too.

 

[Felix]

No BLOBERT encounter with that Caps Lock key ?

 

[Clockwork Knight]

You encounter a bearded man who bears an uncanny resemblance to the Michelin mascot. He waits until you finish greeting him and speaks in a soft tone. You feel something is off.

"Hello, friend. How are you today? I hope you're not indulging in console games, I hear these are very bad."

[Agility]FIX, QUICK!!!

[Intelligence] Wut

 

[racofer]

Fun, but last April's fool was the best! :D

that reminds me, i need to hurt racofer physically for all the spam he did back then.

Hey, that was all AndhairaX. I had nothing, absolutely nothing to do with that.

 

[SuicideBunny]

story cool. story especially cool due to profile and topic review still showing the real user on that fateful day, bro.

 

[Droog White Smile]

So I had to play a stupid game just to read the forums?

The Codex sure felt like MySpace today.

 

[JrK]

Cute idea guys. Had a laugh.

 

[dr. one]

this was fun, thanks!

 

[Wist]