April 1st!

[Crooked Bee]

I killed Andhaira. Only to die inside the vagina...

 

[Multi-headed Cow]

So far...

1. 422 people began an adventure.
2. 242 people opened their cell door (57%).
3. 88 people opened a gate (21%).
4. 57 people put on a leather coat (14%).
5. 47 people tidied up downstairs (11%).
6. 28 people shaved their head (6%).
7. 21 people broke Pete Hines (5%).
8. 18 people had an idea... (4%)
9. 8 people died in pain (2%).
10. 5 people killed Andhaira (1%).
11. 3 people popped a pill (1%).
12. 3 people performed surgery (1%).
13. 3 people completed Chapter One (1%).

Gaiz I think I know why developers dumb games down. I mean shaving head for sure but 43% can't even get out of a cell with only two available items? And only a third of those people can manage to open a gate?

Make that 4 people who completed chapter one.

 

[Forest Dweller]

[*]5 people killed Andhaira (1%).

But how many people have done the second half?

 

[Deleted member 7219]

No Kingcomrade option? No masturbation? No herping and no derping? This isn't the Codex.

 

[Lucas Halton]

Is this popamole game worth playing or should I wait for Tasteful Rape DLC?

 

[JrK]

Are you really supposed to go into retardo land? How can you find your way around in there? Is there a way to deduce where you are supposed to go in there or is it just random?

 

[Crooked Bee]

Hell yeah, I've just beaten the game!



It was linear, yeah, and totally rushed, but still it was fun.

EDIT.

 

[Crooked Bee]

My, the Codex feels p. empty.

Some people really do suck at text adventures.

 

[Xor]

Well at least I'm still in the top few percent even though I still can't find the fucking painkiller

 

[Forest Dweller]

 

[DarkUnderlord]

[*]5 people killed Andhaira (1%).

But how many people have done the second half?

6 out of 10 now.

 

[Crooked Bee]

So how many people have beaten the first chapter already?

[*]5 people killed Andhaira (1%).

But how many people have done the second half?

6 out of 10 now.

 

[Crooked Bee]

Well at least I'm still in the top few percent even though I still can't find the fucking painkiller

It's in the Retardo Land. LOOK.

 

[Johannes]

I finished it, but what's this about killing Andhaira? Don't think I ever met him. Unless you call your own dick "Andhaira".

 

[Merkwürdigliebe]

Ok I'm stuck in GD after getting the "Bag of Lies", could I get a hint? Please?

 

[Crooked Bee]

I finished it, but what's this about killing Andhaira? Don't think I ever met him. Unless you call your own dick "Andhaira".

You clearly haven't explored the depths of Retardo thoroughly enough. SOMEONE is there, saying SOMETHING. It's totally optional though.

Ok I'm stuck in GD after getting the "Bag of Lies", could I get a hint? Please?

LOOK.

 

[Kz3r0]

I get the razor ,the black texta, the leather coat, and didn't find anything else where the magazine is supposed to be?

 

[Xor]

I searched retardo land; I found the ring and the trapdoor, but still no painkillers. Unless the ring is the painkiller? Ah hell, I'm going to finish this game one way or another.

 

[Crooked Bee]

I searched retardo land; I found the ring and the trapdoor, but still no painkillers. Unless the ring is the painkiller? Ah hell, I'm going to finish this game one way or another.

Spoiler

It's in one of the rooms with php code or whatever it is. Just don't forget to LOOK.

I get the razor ,the black texta, the leather coat, and didn't find anything else where the magazine is supposed to be?

Spoiler

LOOK in the bathroom -> notice the TOILETS -> USE TOILETS -> GET MAGAZINE.

 

[Melcar]

Motherfucker . I'm fucking lost now. Oh shit, got out .

 

[denizsi]

I have completed chapter 1.

Spoiler

special thanks to root for the bag of lies

Also, just about all the maps I've seen posted are... way off.

Try my map, *THE* map:
http://rpgcodex.net/phpBB/viewtopic.php?t=57686

 

[Awor Szurkrarz]

Damn, does anyone know how to shave. I looked at the mirror, face was displayed and used the razor and killed myself because I didn't have a mirror .

 

[Crooked Bee]

Damn, does anyone know how to shave. I looked at the mirror, face was displayed and used the razor and killed myself because I didn't have a mirror .

Use razor with mirror.

 

[Surphy]

So when can we expect the full version to be released?

 

[dbx]

Is the end of chapter one the end of the game?

Anyway DU:
i love this place

Fast Walkthrough:

Spoiler

use bed
look passageway
get pillow
get sheet
use pillow with sheet
use pillow sling with lever
use wire
get stone brick
(go to the GATE. i think the starting point is random, based on the user id, so you have to get there on your own)
use stone brick with button
N
N
E
get black texta
get leather coat
use leather coat
W
S
W
get razor
get magazine
use magazine
use razor with mirror
use black texta with mirror
N
get boots
use boots
E
N
N
(follow the path untill you reach GD)
E
E
N
N
get hammer
S
use hammer with pete hines
get paper bag
use paper bag with lies
S
W
S
look
N
W
W
W
W (you should reach retardo)
S
S
S
E
get anti psycotic medication
W
(exit retardo, my path was N N E S E)
follow the path backward ( back to the bathroom)
use anti psychotic medication
use razor with mirror
use razor with mirror
(go back to GD)
E
S
S
use bag of lies with baby arm

END