Games to play with girlfriend

[Don Peste]

Hello. My girlfriend likes to play Farmville, The Sims, and everything like that.
I would like to play some online games with her. Any fun games where you don't have to kill things. Or at least not very bloody and scary. Whatever genre.

Portal 2 would be fine, but she has ZERO skills. She has a notebook with Ubuntu and she even prefers using the touchpad better than a mouse.

What do you recommend?

 

[Truman]

Just don't give her any MMO's. That would be bad.

 

[Bladderwrack]

Resident Evil 5.

 

[Secretninja]

Cooking mama and sex should keep her busy 24/7.

 

[Admiral jimbob]

World of Goo. Maybe some adventure games you can play together.

 

[Raapys]

Dwarf Fortress

 

[ElectricOtter]

Doom 2 co-op. If she doesn't want to play, dump that bitch and find a better girlfriend.

 

[Destroid]

As if you need skills to play Portal.

 

[Melcar]

Cock Fortress

Fixed.

 

[Awor Szurkrarz]

Sengoku Rance

 

[Sulimo]

Start with Europa Universalis 3, and then transition over to Victoria 2 and Hearts of Iron 3. Nothing excites girls more than Empirebuilding in ages past. *

On a more serious note, buy a wii or a gamecube. Consolegames are often easier to get into, get Super Monkey Ball or something like that. Chicks dig cute little monkeys rolling around in balls more than anything.

* Disclaimer: I do not at this moment have a girlfriend. there might be a correlation between my suggestion and the disclaimer.

 

[racofer]

Play doctor.

 

[J1M]

Strip poker.
Strip uno.
Strip hopscotch.
Strip jump rope.
You get the idea.

 

[oscar]

Girls seem to like Heroes of Might and Magic.

 

[Turisas]

Minecraft. When you go mining, hunting monsters or something else dangerous she can wait in her closet. Then when you come home she can cook some food for you.

 

[Micmu]

Russian roulette.

 

[BLOBERT]

BRO IGNORE MOST OF THE VIRGINS ABOVE

SERIOUSLY YOU DO NOT WANT TO PLAY GAMES WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND IT WILL END UP WITH HER BEGGING YOU TO PLAY MARIOCARTS FOR THE FIGFTEENTH TIME

 

[villain of the story]

Listen to the Michelin pimp.

The only types of games to be played with a video-gaming-illiterate girlfriend are board games and card games. There is a very recent thread somewhere here about board games, check it out. Pretty good stuff.

 

[Edward_R_Murrow]

Don't play games with girls.

Oh, video games? Yeah, good luck, you'll end up being forced to play Mario Party 37 (no, you won't even get something kind of fun like Mario Kart) and wish you could just David Carradine the fuck out.

 

[MessiahMan]

BRO IGNORE MOST OF THE VIRGINS ABOVE

SERIOUSLY YOU DO NOT WANT TO PLAY GAMES WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND IT WILL END UP WITH HER BEGGING YOU TO PLAY MARIOCARTS FOR THE FIGFTEENTH TIME

A direct lie. My wife and I play Doom, Serious Sam, Age of Wonders, adventure games, Baldur's Gate, and more together. It's just a matter of having standards. There's probably no hope for you, though. My wife is cool, your girlfriend sounds like a ninny.

Speaking of that, Get some Lucasarts adventure games cooking. Great fun for anyone, and you can try to solve the puzzles together.

 

[Morkar Left]

Yeah, some funny adventure games is the way to go!

 

[Dire Roach]

Try Second Life. Maybe you and her would like to spend the nights hanging out at the furry dance clubs?

 

[ElectricOtter]

Girls seem to like Heroes of Might and Magic.

Oh yeah, that works too. Besides, if you play hot seat she can sit in your lap

 

[Exmit]

Girls seem to like Heroes of Cock and Vagina.

:

 

[Destroid]

"hot seat"