The Mass Effect 3/BioWare Thread

[Andyman Messiah]

Fuck that loser.

Don't give him ideas - he'll make himself a romanceable option in DA3, Chobot-style. Then who'll volunteer to LP it?

Not volunteering but I don't see Gaider even on the top ten for worst BioWare-employee romance ever. (Frankly, neither do Chris Priestly.) It would probably be way more emotionally engaging and interesting than anything else we've seen.

Especially if they go for his retro-look, when he looked like a goddamn Alaskan lumberjack.

 

[Brinko]

https://twitter.com/SamHulick/status/276049651684229121

Place your bets on what this new DLC will be. Will it be A.) Meaningless story addon that impacts absolutely nothing, B.) Worthless character that only serves as creepy fanservice to biodrones, or C.) Hastily put together gun and/or armor pack to make the balance sheet look good to avoid liquidation.

EDIT:https://twitter.com/SamHulick/status/276114356650008577

Tossing in piano and muted strings for this one particular piece. High potential for tears.

Oh now I have to see this.

 

[Andyman Messiah]

More dlc?

Jesus christ, them reaper fellas gotta be the most ineffectual space monsters ever.

 

[Oesophagus]

What's the point of ME3 DLC anyway? I mean, you can already get the "best" ending, what can it possibly change? What's the incentive, except maybe that Shepard hasn't yet had sex with every character in the game?

 

[Oriebam]

I want to be a reaper

 

[Andyman Messiah]

Well, I'm not an expert but I think it might have something to do with money.

Bah. Still, you got a point. I mean, I haven't touched ME3 after I raced through the vanilla single player. I didn't care about the ending so I didn't play the extended cut. I didn't care about the reapers so I didn't play leviathan and I most definitely don't care about Omega and "Don't FUCK with Aria". I guess I'm not the target audience. Fuck you, BioWare. Where's my Zaeed romance dlc? Where the fuck is my Shepard marries everyone dlc?

 

[racofer]

What's the point of ME3 DLC anyway? I mean, you can already get the "best" ending, what can it possibly change? What's the incentive, except maybe that Shepard hasn't yet had sex with every character in the game?

:Hey, that's a p.cool idea.

 

[Andyman Messiah]

Why does he look so much like a finished version of Pete Hines?

 

[Average Manatee]

What's the point of ME3 DLC anyway? I mean, you can already get the "best" ending, what can it possibly change? What's the incentive, except maybe that Shepard hasn't yet had sex with every character in the game?

Fans keep hoping that if they collect them all the harem route will be unlocked.

 

[Jaesun]

I am very upset that my Male Shepard could not romance James. He is so hawt <3

 

[Clockwork Knight]

The fuckability table goes like

Jacob > Vega > Kaidan

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no homo

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Garrus and Wrex would be included if they didn't ejaculate acid

 

[Brinko]

The fuckability table goes like

Jacob > Vega > Kaidan

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no homo

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Garrus and Wrex would be included if they didn't ejaculate acid

You forgot about the lizard man who cums LSD.

 

[Andyman Messiah]

The only entry on the list of fuckable men is Zaeed.

Pros:
1, NO ISSUES.
2, Awesome.
3, Voiced by Robin Sachs.
3b, aka Robin Sax....ophone
3c, aaka Robin Sex

Cons:
1, None
2, Still none

 

[Clockwork Knight]

Zaeed: "Rage is a hell of an anesthetic."

I agree, no issues at all.

 

[Average Manatee]

Now we know how he survived getting shot in the head by the other guy's "gun".

 

[Andyman Messiah]

Zaeed: "Rage is a hell of an anesthetic."

I agree, no issues at all.

Pros:
2, Awesome.

 

[Brinko]

It may be old but god if it doesn't make me laugh hard everytime I see it.

 

[Menckenstein]

JovethGonzalez and the SWTOR support team would be the kind of detectives to determine that the dead man fell onto the bullets.

 

[Wirdschowerdn]

Bioware once worked on a Spy-RPG called Agent

 

[WhiskeyWolf]

It may be old but god if it doesn't make me laugh hard everytime I see it.

Oh snap...

It didn't show up in the 'investigations' because the CS guy responsible for it was the one checking the log.

 

[Andyman Messiah]

Brinko is the physical manifestation of a laugh track. I see it now.

 

[Deleted member 7219]

The log looked wrong because messages from GMs don't appear in the same colour as messages from regular players. Which makes the forum response all the more confusing... so a GM was involved after all?

 

[Jaesun]

Bioware once worked on a Spy-RPG called Agent

BioWare copying Obsidian and wanted to make their own Alpha Protocol?

 

[Brinko]

http://social.bioware.com/da2/dlc_bundle/

So Bioware is giving away all the stupid trinket DLC for free. Anyone got a BSN account to confirm this?

 

[Andyman Messiah]

Bioware once worked on a Spy-RPG called Agent

BioWare copying Obsidian and wanted to make their own Alpha Protocol?

Wasn't Agent the name of Rockstar's spy game? What happened to that?