The Mass Effect 3/BioWare Thread

[evdk]

Jesus, for a while I was afraid BN has gone mental, but then I've remembered he changed his avatar to the Fear Agent one. Thank god.

 

[DraQ]

Exterminatus authorized due to rampant derp heresy in this thread.

 

[Lagole Gon]

A real gentleman posts only the worst, hand-drawn, bizarre Bioware pornography.

 

[DraQ]

A real gentleman posts only the worst, hand-drawn, bizarre Bioware pornography.

I just imagined whatever biowhorian LI would fit the best here saying "Gentlemen." with a mouthful of dongs.

Thank you.

 

[Dreaad]

If you knew what shep had to go through...
Dude must have the stamina of a purebred stallion.
I mean, taking down the geth, the collectors, kicking ass so goddamn hard he saves the fucking universe, and THEN some?! I don't even think Ron Jeremy has as much stamina as shep.

 

[argan]

http://social.bioware.com/forum/1/topic/371/index/16706019

Let's have a BioWarean circle jerk!

And these people with pony avatars....argghbrglh! Burn them all.

 

[Dreaad]

http://social.bioware.com/forum/1/topic/371/index/16706019

Let's have a BioWarean circle jerk!

And these people with pony avatars....argghbrglh! Burn them all.

My question to you is... how did you find that thread in the first place?

 

[argan]

I still browse the BSN every now and then...and that's on the first page!

I actually kind of liked DA: Origins, it was a good time-killer similar to watching a B-fantasy movie like ReD Sonja, so I'm still around there. I can imagine the new Dragon Age will be a super-mature awesomely-dark-and-gritty (has anyone ever defined that?) action game with long cutscenes. And everyone will be praising it just because the boobs look so good with the Frostbite engine.

 

[Gurkog]

Since I started playing the Origins - Ultimate Edition, I sort of enjoyed it as a fast food version of BG. The combat sounds are nice and meaty, but the rest is just meh with some good voice actors doing their best with shitty scripts.

EDIT: I could listen to Morrigan, Allister, Sten, etc.. discuss the weather all day long because they voice are so pleasant.

 

[MasPingon]

EDIT: I could listen to Morrigan, Allister, Sten, etc.. discuss the weather all day long because they voice are so pleasant.

Little pony thinks that's cute

 

[Delterius]

Maleshep reminds me of an asshole who took one martial arts lesson and runs around on a party fucking obsessed with showing off this one fucking move he learned.

Dark and gloomy past confirmed for Andyman Messiah. Codex.txt updated.

 

[Andyman Messiah]

Maleshep reminds me of an asshole who took one martial arts lesson and runs around on a party fucking obsessed with showing off this one fucking move he learned.

Dark and gloomy past confirmed for Andyman Messiah. Codex.txt updated.

What, you've never been on a party like that? In my heydays there wasn't a party that didn't have at least one asshole who insisted on showing off some shitty fucking move. "I'm gonna be a police officer hurr durr!!" But those assholes are not as bad as the assholes who insist everyone play a shitty fucking macho retard game with them, like "hey, let's punch each others dicks until one of us gives up" or some shit. And these guys always looks like fucking I don't know. Huge fucking head and the facial features are not really, y'know, hanging on there.

I hate.

 

[Delterius]

Either the parties involve drinks or not. The former aren't meant to be remembered, the latter probably shouldn't involve assholes anyway.

 

[Tytus]

Maleshep reminds me of an asshole who took one martial arts lesson and runs around on a party fucking obsessed with showing off this one fucking move he learned.

Dark and gloomy past confirmed for Andyman Messiah. Codex.txt updated.

What, you've never been on a party like that? In my heydays there wasn't a party that didn't have at least one asshole who insisted on showing off some shitty fucking move. "I'm gonna be a police officer hurr durr!!" But those assholes are not as bad as the assholes who insist everyone play a shitty fucking macho retard game with them, like "hey, let's punch each others dicks until one of us gives up" or some shit. And these guys always looks like fucking I don't know. Huge fucking head and the facial features are not really, y'know, hanging on there.

I hate.

This is what you get for having parties shitfull stables.

 

[Andyman Messiah]

No, either the party involves "drinks" or it's a little kid's birthday party. Seriously though, I can sorta agree with the last thing. "Sober parties shouldn't involve assholes." Right. They shouldn't. That's agreeable. But alcohol isn't a prerequisite for assholes showing up and a sober party can still attract assholes, even sober assholes.

I had actually written a really long post about my take on parties and drunkenness and assholes and stuff but, eh. Maybe we'll do an "26 year old man Andyman Messiah remembers shit" thread some day when everyone's had enough of that stupid hack Anthony Davis.


edit: Shut up, Typhus. It's fucking friday. Go stay under a bridge and jack off dudes for a dollar.

 

[Delterius]

Yes, but alcohol is often about waking up people's inner assholes so they can go in a fantastic adventure. So that rule just doesn't make sense there, not that anyone remember shit.

 

[DraQ]

And these guys always looks like fucking I don't know. Huge fucking head and the facial features are not really, y'know, hanging on there.

Would you consider those facial features degenerate?

 

[Tytus]

And these guys always looks like fucking I don't know. Huge fucking head and the facial features are not really, y'know, hanging on there.

Would you consider those facial features degenerate?

It's because they are lizard aliens a.k.a. Reptilians and their flesh masks over time stop fitting their lizard faces.

 

[Andyman Messiah]

Yes, but alcohol is often about waking up people's inner assholes so they can go in a fantastic adventure. So that rule just doesn't make sense there, not that anyone remember shit.

It's an enabler, alright, but I've noticed that it's completely unnecessary for people with imagination and willpower.

 

[Tytus]

Yes, but alcohol is often about waking up people's inner assholes so they can go in a fantastic adventure. So that rule just doesn't make sense there, not that anyone remember shit.

It's an enabler, alright, but I've noticed that it's completely unnecessary for people with imagination and willpower.

I agree alcohol is like a gun. It easier to kill people with it, but if you really want to kill someone you will kill them regardles of having a gun.

The same is with alcohol. If you are an asshole you don't need alcohol to act like one.

 

[Cromwell]

"26 year old man Andyman Messiah remembers shit".

So "in your heyday" actually meant a week ago?

 

[DraQ]

Yes, but alcohol is often about waking up people's inner assholes so they can go in a fantastic adventure. So that rule just doesn't make sense there, not that anyone remember shit.

It's an enabler, alright, but I've noticed that it's completely unnecessary for people with imagination and willpower.

If some people are all thumbs, why can't others be all assholes?


Posting drank on the codex, BTW.
Drank andc tired.

 

[ohWOW]

http://social.bioware.com/forum/1/topic/371/index/16706019

Let's have a BioWarean circle jerk!

I always click before realising what I'm opening

"Not buying DA3 unless Female Dwarves are in it"

 

[Jaesun]

Jak Nemecek ‏@jakface_mcgee1h
Bioware is going to be at GaymerX in San Fran!?!? HOW AWESOME IS THAT!?!

 

[evdk]

Jak Nemecek ‏@jakface_mcgee1h
Bioware is going to be at GaymerX in San Fran!?!? HOW AWESOME IS THAT!?!

You tell us, Jaesun.