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01- Ray Ray arrives in Antioch
1153AD - a Frankish duke plots his next move after banging his wife and takes care of the widow's estate.
Good shit, this land. But man. That smell. So overpowering.
What smell, dear?
Mudslims. Fucking Mudslims. Everywhere. How can you tolerate this?
Husband, mind your words, we are surrounded by them! It is only by the grace of god that Antioch remains untouch-
Shut the the fuck up. I'm going on a trip.
What?! Where?! We just got married!
I'm going to see God and ask for his opinion, now fuck off and try not to bang anyone else while I'm away.
Sob sob.
Here goes. Seventeen dinars for first class ticket.
Fucking brochures better not lie...
Meanwhile...
FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK I WANTED TO BE THERE! BUT I CAN'T REFUND MY TOUR TICKETS!
Let's blow.
Seems like a popular destination this time of the year.
WHY OF COURSE I'LL HELP THANKS A LOT SUCKER.
Sup bro.
Yay. I can see the Mudslims at the gate. I guess I should leave soon before those muds spread dise-
THANK JESUS. IM STARTING TO SHIT WATER! THOSE MUDS WILL PAY FOR THIS HUMILIATION.
HONEY IM BACK!
So good to see you, dear.
Sure thing, bitch. Now wipe that cum off your face. HEY GUARDS! SUMMON THE JEWS!
Yeah, I'll pay you back. Don't you worry. You can trust me.
With this money, Imma kick ass in the name of Jesus. The first order of the day would be to destroy the Hash hash people.
Using Jews loan, I summon hired warriors willing to perform swordfuckery in the name of god.
Yeah, fuck Islam. Yo. Guards! Summon the Jews!
Honey, we don't even have enough to pay them back, how are we...
Who said I'm paying them back? Stupid bitch, make me a sandwich.
Thank you, please come back again.
Dear, here's your snack.
Thanks, slut. *munch munch* GUARDS ANNOUNCE A CELEBRATION OF OUR REMOVAL OF JEWS FROM OUR LANDS! THERE SHALL BE A SUMMER FESTIVAL! Bitch. *unzips pants* Start sucking.
Oh my.
Much celebration happened that day in Antioch, but for how long will this wonderful story last?
Oh, yeahhhh that's soooo GOOD, Levinia....
Mmmmhmmmgnllb it's Constance.. my name is Constan-.
Did I say you could stop?
Mmmmmmghhggm
1153AD - a Frankish duke plots his next move after banging his wife and takes care of the widow's estate.
Meanwhile...
Much celebration happened that day in Antioch, but for how long will this wonderful story last?
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