The Mass Effect 3/BioWare Thread

[Major_Blackhart]

Pics or GTFO

 

[argan]

http://forum.bioware.com/topic/503417-dances-and-balls/

Next stop for Bioware: Emotionally engaging dancing simulator creator.

I WANT A CHOICE OF FANCY DRESSES. FANCY ORLESIAN DRESSES AND MASKS.



Seriously, I was so mad in MotA because the outfit they used for Hawke was clearly only designed with male Hawke in mind and look SO RIDICULOUS on female Hawke. Not because it was pants-- disappointing, but ultimately fine with me--but the design and proportions in relation to female Hawke's model.



But THIS...this is Orlais! And a fancy new engine! And we're faction leaders, not somebody trying to break into a house! WE MUST LOOK GOOD. I want minimum 2 dresses and 2 suits, suitable for both male and female inquisitors.



I would also be okay with race-specific clothing, since that makes sense and is still also variety.



I know it won't happen. But I can dream. Of qunari in frilly dresses and marie antionette wigs.

Yeah...

 

[bat_boro]

So this is what it's come to? Fuck, how the fuck did we let it get to this???

 

[Alonebadman]

Bioware should force people to wear a potato sack going to the ball because they're broke as fuck murder hobos. So what you're with the Inquistion? Bitch this is fantasy stand in cheese-eaters, you're too poor to hang with cheese-lords.

Better yet, to make the game bearable you should be able to be constantly intoxicated option for responses to get through all the clever witticisms and scathing sarcasm.

 

[Delterius]

You fool! You don't know anything of our pain! The torment of being a BSN refugee shall forever burn your eyes!

http://forum.bioware.com/topic/501954-the-official-cullen-discussion-thread-v30/

 

[dunno lah]

 

[abnaxus]

Why are they obsessed with a minor DA:O character?

 

[Necroscope]

http://forum.bioware.com/topic/501954-the-official-cullen-discussion-thread-v30/

Visual analogy:

 

[Valestein]

Why are they obsessed with a minor DA:O character?

Wish i could tell you, I found that character so unmemorable that I forgot he even existed before coming on the bsn and seeing his fandom.

 

[Necroscope]

Odds are some very unmemorable character should be romanceable. Why? Because this is the Bioware fandom.

On a side note, since I haven't been on Bioware sites a long time, what happened to BSN? The new word-white forums look godawful.

 

[Valestein]

Aside from the new look, they basically got rid of all the fluff like blogs, non-thread polls,etc and are more strictly regulating the groups(they're visable to all now and OT ones aren't allowed).

 

[Delterius]

You people know he appeared again in DA2 because fuck the ending slides, right?

 

[Necroscope]

I have no idea who the guy is, though I never made it past Act I in DA2. The wiki says he was in DA:O, but I can't remember him.

 

[Valestein]

He was some templar that appeared during the mage tower quest and was trapped by some magic or some shit(I'd have an easier time remembering my own birth).

Oh and it's been confirmed that he's a "LI" in DAI. Biowarian fanwanking FTW.

 

[Infinitron]

I have no idea who the guy is, though I never made it past Act I in DA2. The wiki says he was in DA:O, but I can't remember him.

He was some templar that appeared during the mage tower quest and was trapped by some magic or some shit(I'd have an easier time remembering my own birth).

Oh and it's been confirmed that he's a "LI" in DAI. Biowarian fanwanking FTW.

Cullen was also a major character in DA2 - Meredith's second-in-command.

http://www.gamebanshee.com/news/113...ex-and-mass-effect-titles-to-debut-at-e3.html

While we have no factual evidence to back up such claims, NeoGAF contributor Ahsan Rasheed has tweeted a few posts suggesting that the rumored Deus Ex and Mass Effect titles that Eidos Montreal and BioWare have been working on are set to be revealed at E3 next month. Additionally, he adds that the Mass Effect subtitle will be seven characters in length:

Next gen Deus Ex shown off at E3 though, supposedly.

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Mass Effect gonna be shown off at E3 too. Different name.

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It's not going to be called Mass Effect 4 - its going to be Mass Effect: _ _ _ _ _ _ _
Thanks, Gaming Bolt.

 

[Lancehead]

I would also be okay with race-specific clothing, since that makes sense and is still also variety.

This is a good suggestion if implemented for npcs--race and culture specific clothing.

 

[ERYFKRAD]

Mass Effect: Banging

 

[Necroscope]

It's going to be some shitty prequel, because that's the least interesting thing to do. Mass Effect: Origins, Mass Effect: Reapers, Mass Effect: Retards... Whatever.

 

[Xor]

It's going to be some shitty prequel, because that's the least interesting thing to do. Mass Effect: Origins, Mass Effect: Reapers, Mass Effect: Retards... Whatever.

Wouldn't be surprised. They'd have a hard time setting it after ME3 unless they jumped ahead a few hundred years and if they did that, how would we have dozens of pointless cameos?

 

[Space Satan]

Prequels could be interesting...but not for the series where you know that in the end everything will be fucked up. At least sequels after retarded ME3 could be daring in attempts to fix the shit.

 

[Dwemer Puzzle Box]

Mass Effect: Retards

Also known as Mass Effect: Bioware forums.

 

[Alonebadman]

Alien Protagonist but you can only play Hanar or Elcor, no bisexual tentacle women or four balled space turtles. You're super stupid and paranoid and believe Samurai Space Aliens are your gods or you are a super retarded space elephant whose one benefit is you can become a walking tank that goes "WHOOMP" every time you shoot a plasma round into dirty lesser aliens.

BSN is forever a blight upon the finer discussions of RPGS. For every blue moon sensible thread like "How are the stats and build options/skill trees for min-maxing" you get an X want to fuck(romance) random up to ten. People complain about the gameplay getting in the way of the story like Ham burglar. Gaider offers second rate novels in their DA universe. Go read that if you want your deep achievements. I'll be reading the Black Company which did it better nearly thirty years ago hahaha.

 

[Akratus]

Bioware guy: Our latest installment will feature all of the features fans have been aching for for years. Finally, players of all of the genders will be able to enjoy fashion in high detail, with clothing collection and customization being every bit as complex and deep as you want it. Besides that Bioware makes more advancement, as always, in the prestigious field of fake relationships, by allowing you to have a relationship with whatever gender you want. Additionally our new game will allow you to settle down in an ordinary life, which shows the diversity of our art. New technology allows characters to make the most jaw droppingly realistic kissy faces, and allow you to break free of the shackles of social oppression in real time.



Interviewer: What about the gameplay?

Bioware guy: The what now?

 

[Lhynn]

Any attempt at a sequel is going to be shit unless IT is actually true.

 

[Oesophagus]

It's going to be some shitty prequel, because that's the least interesting thing to do. Mass Effect: Origins, Mass Effect: Reapers, Mass Effect: Retards... Whatever.

Wouldn't be surprised. They'd have a hard time setting it after ME3 unless they jumped ahead a few hundred years and if they did that, how would we have dozens of pointless cameos?

I like how they defeat the idea of exploring space by making the galaxy feel incredibly small.