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Holy shit this game is bad. I don't know what I expected, though. That they wouldn't have included every animu cliche ever?

At least you can keep Ctrl pressed when attacking so you can skip the retarded animations.
 

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... (Fuck. I'm too embarassed to say a damn thing.)
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Captain, with your permission we'll turn her over to Alliance authorities.
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Captain. Pweeeze. Claude was just trying to help. Whenever I see someone in need, I just can't stop myself from trying to help...
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WHICH PART OF ME NEEDED HELP JACKING OFF, YOU CRAZY SLUT?!
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Oooooh. If you don't want any help...then... can I watch while you're doing it?
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Ugh.
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(Fuck, I'm hard again. This has gotta stop.) Look, Claude. I'm not gay and I love women, but we're here on Ryuvian business - not some pleasure cruise.
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Ooooo... if you're looking for Ryuvian artifacts, you're in the wrong place. You should be heading for the Mnemosyne Abyss.
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(Huh?! Is she bluffing again?)
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The Mnemosyne Abyss? What do you know about it?
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It's pretty well known among the locals on Tautenia as the site of an ancient Ryuvian battle. Thousands of derelict ships litter the area.
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Captain. What do you think?
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I'm not sure if your info is reliable, Claude. But it's all the lead we have. We'll give it a look.
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What about the 'doctor', Captain?
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Considering her Ryder's availability, let's just deploy her on the next sortie. We could use a .... uh... hand. Fuck!
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I don't look like that at all, Claude. Totally. Dismissed.
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Affirmative. I'll inform you once we've arrived at the mission area.
 

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Arrival on target. Captain, we... look at that.
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I've never seen anything like this. Ava, what is this?
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An ancient warship of some kind. Over 4 kilometers long.
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This could be the biggest finding on the Lost Technology of this decade...
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And it's all thanks to meeee~~
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Squelch her.
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So, do you really think the Crown Jewel is out here?
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Doesn't matter if it's not. Think of the tech we could salvage and engineer into the Sunrider. I'm sure Chigara can do it - let's get started. Asaga, are you ready?
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We're ready, Captain! What are your orders?
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Just a simple recon. Escort Chigara as she collects data among the wreckage. Secondary objective is recovery of any intact Lost Technology.
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Understood, Captain! Alright, you heard the man! All units, follow me!
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Since when she's the squad leader?
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She volunteered.
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Oh well. Let's sit back and relax.
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It's eerie here. But beautiful.
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In all my years of flying, I've never seen anything like this.
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Good thing you came along with me, huh?
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Shut up, Turbodweeb. Chigara, up ahead!
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Wow. It's a vessel - almost perfectly preserved, even after all these years.
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There's so many of them. Everywhere!
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It's a graveyard of starships. What battle could've caused this?
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My father used to tell me tales of ghosts in space graveyards to scare me when I was younger... this is exactly how I pictured it.
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You can hold me if you're scared.
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Focus on the mission.
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Captain. I've done some checking. Those ships, they're over two thousand years old. According to those markings, these ships belonged to the Ryuvian Princess' royal guard.
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And the HRE's princess is missing too. What a coincidence! Chigara, see if you can find the Ryuvian Crown Jewel in there. I know it's a long shot.
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Affirmative, Captain.
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Huh.. I'm reading organic material inside the ships. The crews were perfectly preserved i the vacuum of space. Look into the windows, there are frozen body parts inside.
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Uuuu.... I don't wanna look.
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A destruction on such scale - what hit them?
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Some kind of blast, I think. The ships are more damaged the deeper we head into the field.
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See if you can determine the epicenter. Whatever caused it might still be there.
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I found it. It's the super dreadnought, Captain. A massive energy blast must have emanated from it, while still keeping most of its own structure intact.
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Wow. The tech inside that ship alone could improve ours. Plus all the derelict ships in this field. Chigara, can you do it?
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I'll need time. And loads of equipment.
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Hey, I'm seeing some kind of hangar bay. I'm going to check out what's inside that thing. I'm going ahead, Captain!
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Hold on Asaga! We don't know if it's safe.
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Aw, c'mon! It's just a big old frozen ghost ship! What's there to be scared about?
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Our squad leader is a brave girl, Ava. Permission granted. Proceed.
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Wow. It's pretty spacious. It's definitely a carrier, so many open space. Enough to store a thousand ryders.
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No surprise on that one. The Ryuvians were the ones who originally invented ryder technology.
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I'm going up one level. Trying to find the command center.
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Think the crew's still frozen up there?
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Who knows, no sign of any crewmen here, though.
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That's a surprise. Such a massive ship would entail a huge crew to command. If the ship was depressurized in the middle of battle, you'd think there'd be frozen crewmen. Could it have been fully AI Controlled?
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How can an AI control something this big?
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Anything's possible when it comes to Ryuvian Technology.
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:bioware: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Guys, I made it to the entrance of the bridge! Got a faint energy signal beyond that airlock. Life support's confirmed active!
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That's great, we can send a team of engineers down there and-
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I'm going to leave my ryder and head in there for a closer look!
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Are you crazy! You don't know what's in there!
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Asaga! Don't!
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Blackjack has been deactivated. Pilot has left the ryder.
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Sigh.
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What the - is that a naked woman?
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Wow. She's perfectly preserved.
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Is it possible that her life signs are still-
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Asaga, what did you do?!
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N-nothing! I swear! The thing just came to life on its own! I'm hearing alarm klaxons here in alien language!
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Captain! I'm reading a sudden increase in power! The super battle ship... I-it's coming back to life.
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Well that's just dandy!
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Warning! Multiple signals detected! Ryuvian vessels have powered up!
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How is that even possible? The crew's are all dead!
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A ghost fleet?!
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We are being targeted! Captain, your orders?
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Red alert. Asaga! Get out of there!
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The woman - disappeared?! Asaga!
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We've lost contact with Asaga!
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What in the world?
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Captain, Ryuvian vessels are opening fire!
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Damn it. All units... FULL FORWARD!
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Zwist

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It's so bad its good again.
Thank you for showing me this gem.
Downloading.
 

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Chigara, I need information on the Ryuvian targets.
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Captain. They're emitting a rather strong shield and armor. However, they have no flak defenses. Armaments unknown.
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Ava, Savior Cannon Accuracy on nearest Ryuvian Cruiser?

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82%, Captain.
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Unload. Burn all our energy reserves.
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First and second shells have hit the mark! The enemy is nearly finished!
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Claude! Fire your main cannon!
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Y-yes, Captain!
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Hit confirmed! The Cruiser's hull has cracked!
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Three to go. Chigara, disable the closest Cruiser.
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Claude! Hack the enemy targeting computers!
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Virus uploaded! Let's hope they'll miss!
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Captain, the debris field can serve as cover against the Ryuvian attacks. I recommend we take advantage.
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Icari! Get in close, cover to cover!
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I'm not sure what you want me do against those thick armor of theirs. But fine!
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Alright, we've made our move. Let's see theirs.
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Multiple launches detected! The Ryuvian Cruisers are unloading their missile barrage!
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Concentrate Flak Defenses!
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Captain! Only the Sunrider is capable of intercepting the missiles! The Phoenix is too far away!
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Damn! Damage report!
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Captain, the Bianca's been hit, but I'll survive.
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You better! If only Asaga is here-
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Tsk, took you long enough, kiddo!
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Sorry, Cap! I ran into a little trouble..
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Watch it Black Jack! You've got three ryders on your tail!
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Ava. Report on new hostiles!
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No shields. Lightly armored and very evasive. They're wielding a large rifle. Possibly long range.
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Captain, I'm going in!
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Fuck, that's insane! You can't even slice it in the same round!
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I'm trying to provide a distraction while you take care of the Cruisers!
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Acknowledge. Asaga! Provide assist! Close in!
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Yes, Captain!
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Ava! Full thrust forward! Chigara, disable the nearest Cruiser! Claude! Hack the new arrivals!
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Yes, Captain!
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We're gambling on dodges now?
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I've got no choice. Our targeting accuracy is abysmal at previous range.
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Very well, I trust you, Captain.
 

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The Cruiser has fired its main gun at the Black Jack!
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Asaga! Evasive maneuver!
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Not so fast!
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Incoming missiles! They're heading for the Liberty!
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Chigara! Damage report!
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I'm fine Commander! The damage is slight!
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The Ryuvian Ryder is opening fire! It's targeting the Phoenix!
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Come on! Get some!
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Phew.
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Too soon, Captain! The Phoenix's been hit!
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Damn it! The hull is... critical!
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Oh no, the third ryder struck the Phoenix! It's performing emergency retreat!
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Damn it, Captain! I've failed!
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You've bought us some time, Icari. Phoenix, return to base. Ava. Prepare for a counterattack.
 

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Since they have no flak cover, Missiles are the answer. Asaga! Finish it off!
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One Ryder down!
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Ava. Get us closer and unload the Hell Darts!
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We are in position! Missiles away!
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Hell Dart Pod-01 has failed to destroy the target!
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Damn! Fire another on the second Ryder!
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It's a confirmed kill!
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Aaah, the power of RNG. Chigara, Claude! Maintain hack and disables!
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Incoming missiles! They're headed for the Sunrider!
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Let them come!
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We've taken a hit from their main gun!
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A few more hits like that and we'll be limping back to dry dock!
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The ryder is firing at me, Captain!
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Darn I can't believe they hit me!
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We're not losing anyone else! Asaga! Assault Barrage! Finish off that Ryder!
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Target Dispatched!
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Ava! Savior! Lock on nearest Ryuvian Cruiser!
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Both shells have hit the target sir!
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Claude! Finish it!
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Dammit, Captain! I'm a doctor not a- Awwwwww I missed!
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50-50 shot... Ugh. Asaga! Lock on and unload missile pods!
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Yeaaaah-hoo!!
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Two Cruisers left! Chigara, lock down one! Let's bring this home!
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Captain, they're aiming their missiles at me, but I'm still okay!
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That's Black Jack's hull for you! Ava, Savior! Lock On!
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Locked on! 100% Accuracy!
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Finish it, kiddo!
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Hahah trashed that museum piece!
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The last Ryuvian ship is permanently locked down by Chigara's hack as attack after attack tear down its hull.

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Eventually, victory.

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That was rough as hell. I did not like facing these guys one bit.
Part of me wished I had pulled out a Torpedo, but another part of me felt it wasn't worth wasting $300 with the stakes being so low. The loss of Phoenix was not a big deal, she'll still be back to the next battle.
Turn 6 finish is adequate. We could finish it at turn 5 if I had deployed Vanguard Cannon, but I'd end up with a net loss of CP.

Ryuvian Threat Assessment:
- Cruiser: Annoying combo of Missiles and Main Gun. Shielded from Laser. Its only weakness is the lack of flak. A concentrated missile barrage could've taken it down with ease. But Ammo is limited and a war of attrition will follow if we maintain long range engagement.
- Ryder: The Biggest Threat in numbers. Capable of firing only once per turn, I suspect they posses high accuracy and can be a nightmare to deal with since the hits really matter - and they're hard to hit from long range at Base 20 EVA.
 

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Wouldn't be it better to continue move with tsundere along the edge of the map? She needed a two turns to fet to to snipers anyway and that way it would be much harder for enemies to hit her. Especially under accuracy debuff.
 

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Wouldn't be it better to continue move with tsundere along the edge of the map? She needed a two turns to fet to to snipers anyway and that way it would be much harder for enemies to hit her. Especially under accuracy debuff.

I dunno, I just felt she was an ... acceptable loss? I realize she is an-anti ryder type - but I still can't get into the groove of her ryder niche. I figure I'll brute force it with increased missile cap while the enemy ryders try to nail her.
But yes, moving her in there was a bad move. I just have zero idea what else to do since her EP is spent just 'TRYING TO GET THERE'
On a hindsight, the moment those Ryders popped, I should just unload 2x Sunrider's Rocket and 2x Blackjack's Rocket instead of dealing with the Cruisers first.
The 0 FLAK was a big give away on how to quickly deal with Ryuvian Forces.
 

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Uh oh! Negative, Captain! There's still one here!
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Take it out!
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Chigara! It's targeting you!
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As if!
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What the hell just happened?
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There is only one capable of fighting like you. Impossible. There cannot be another. And... how is that I yet live?
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You're not making any sense!
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Chigara, disable her ryder. Make sure she's not moving!
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I yield. The battle has been decided.
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Her ryder is powered down, Captain!
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Captain! We have a problem here! The rest of the Cruisers are still coming back online!
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Shit. I really don't want to deal with those right now! Hey, Ryuvian! How do you shut them off?!
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My control over the fleet has been lost. But their power shall soon fail.
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Captain! I'm reading massive power fluctuations coming from the super battleship!
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Is that good or bad?
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It's powering its main weapon!
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OK! So that's bad! EVERYONE FALL BACK TO THE SUNRIDER!
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Oh! The ship's structure is too damaged to withstand the stress! It's overloading its main reactor...at this rate...
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HAUL ASS! HAUL ASS! SAVE THE NARRATION WHEN YOU'RE IN THE HANGAR!
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There'll be a total reactor core meltdown! We have to get out of here now!
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ASAGA! PUSH CHIGARA'S RYDER INTO THE HANGAR! I THINK SHE'S HAVING A NERD SEIZURE!
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We're all in, Captain!
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Thanks for the play-by-play, Little Ms. Madden. AVA! TOUCHDOWN! GET US OUT OF HERE!
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Captain, that would require an emergency warp pro-
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AND WHICH PART OF THIS IS NOT AN EMERGENCY?!
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UNDERSTOOD! COORDINATES?!
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ANYWHERE BUT HERE!
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Son of a bitch.
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You look beautiful today, Ava.
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Hmph. We just scanned our sensors. It seems like none of the wreckages survived the blast radius.
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Damn. All those Lost-Tech. Gone. Hell. At least we're still alive. Wait. It wasn't a total loss. How about that Ryuvian girl?
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She's been taken into custody in the hangar. Your orders?
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Phew. Another girl huh? Fine. Fine. I'm okay with being the only dude in this ship. It's cool. I can take it.
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Just move it already, Patriarchy scum.
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Yep. I'm Steve. Captain Steve. What's your name?
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I... I am Princess Sola vi Ryuvia.
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Wow! JACKPOT! You must be the missing princess then! King Crispy would be happy to see you!
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No! That's impossible! Sola vi Ryuvia's been dead for 2,000 years!
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...
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Eh? Is that true? In any case, why did you attack us?
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I apologize. The last I remember before the Final Tear was battle. The Fallen had overwhelmed our position. They were about to end us. Then... a flash, followed by utter destruction.
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But - you're alive?
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To me... the sleep felt like an instant. I did not even realize the battle had been interrupted, or that my adversary has changed.
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So... you thought we were the bad guys when you woke up? I see. Don't worry about it. You're safe now. And in case you didn't notice we just kinda escaped from a supernova of sorts. Mind telling me what happened back there?
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Such is the ultimate weapon of the Sharr'Lac. The Final Tear. A devastating power to destroy everything within half a light year radius. And one which cannot be unleashed without paying the ultimate sacrifice.
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So.. Princess. What were you doing on board that super dreadnought?
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I was... in battle.
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But my crew found you frozen...
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Yes...
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... Uh. Okay. You said you were fighting the Fallen. Who are they?
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Imposters to the throne, led by the pretender Crow Harbour.
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(She seems to be hiding something...) Well, fine. If Chigara is correct, you've been frozen for two millennia on board that ship! Why didn't anyone come and find you?
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...
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(Tsk...) You must be even more shocked than us. take it easy. Uh, welcome to the future.
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What of the Fallen? Was... my mission successful?
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We... do not know. It happened so long ago. Much of our knowledge of your time has been lost.
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... I see.
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Cheer up. At least you're alive now. Pity about that blast. Now we'll never find that Ryuvian Crown Jewel.
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The...Crown Jewel?
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You know of it?
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Is it the device which shows the location of members of the royal family?
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Yes! Exactly! How do you know that?
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You speak of the talbur. It is in my possession. Shall I retrieve it from the Seraphim.
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Sure. Can you get it? (And out she comes with a Ryuvian blaster with a target on my head.)
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!
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OOoooh! It's glowing!
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Yes. The talbur illuminates in the presence of a royal family.
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Wait- really? Then..oh! You ARE the Princess after all.
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No. It is strange... it never glows for I.
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That..doesn't make any-
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Captain! Please proceed to the Bridge!
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The hell? What's wrong?
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Proximity warning! Sensors have picked up PACT signatures!
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Shit! C'mon people! Let's get ready! Battle stations! Ava! What's our status?
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It's...uh...
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How many of them?!
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You're fucking kidding me. There's no way we can take on that many. Power up the warp drive! Let's get the fuck out!
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We can't! The Sunrider's just gone through an emergency warp! It'll take another half an hour before we can warp again!
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Fuck this plot device!
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Shit, it's Porkchops!
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You again?! Curse you and your foul ship! Face it, you azn trash! You're hopelessly outnumbered! Why don't you be a good lad and hand that Ryuvian artifact over, eh?
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The Crown Jewel? And why would the PACT be interested in it?
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Hah! That little contraption will let us find our dear leader's runaway bride. I have been tasked with finding it on his behalf!
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(Huh? Arcadius' bride? The princess of Ryuvia is engaged to Arcadius? No wonder she's missing!)
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Captain, they're powering up their weapons!
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The odds seem impossible... I...
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... do what you must.
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Never give away a pretty princess! Find her yourself and add her to the harem.
 

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1st option, obviously. The bad guys aren't known for keeping their word. Also, it wasn't enough to have a Rei clone of sorts, when you can have another one that is even more of a blatant copy (I bet the only reason the hair is white is so that the developers weren't sued) :lol:
 

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1st option, obviously. The bad guys aren't known for keeping their word. Also, it wasn't enough to have a Rei clone of sorts, when you can have another one that is even more of a blatant copy (I bet the only reason the hair is white is so that the developers weren't sued) :lol:
Well, there's Rei and then there's Rei.





































Oh fuck me, I'm talking about fucking Eva. Fuck this shit, this game can create miracles.
 

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You can take it from my cold, dead hands, Porkchops. In fact, I'll destroy this artifact right here if you dare to attack!
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You have insulted my generosity for the last time. Let us humble this arrogant chink monkey with a show of force. Open fire!
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Captain! They're firing! Incoming long range energy weapons!
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EVASIVE MANUEVERS! (Heh...They're not buying my bluff, after all.)
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Impossible! There's too many trajectories! We're literally staring at kilometres of pure energy!
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FIRE THE VANGUARD CANNON!
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Engineering reports our reactor is at critical levels!
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(Is this the end...?)
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C-captain? Y-your orders!?
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Ava. Come here.
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S-sir?!
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Your hands are so cold, senpai. Thank you. For everything. It's been an honor to die by your side.
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(Should I tell her? No. I think I'll just press her palms to my face to cover up my tears. Just like th-)
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I'M THE ONE YOU'RE LOOKING FOR!
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Huh?
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I am Princess Asaga di Ryuvia. By my command, I order you to halt your assault, Cullen!
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Well, I'll be. That is indeed the Princess. Hah! Who would have ever thought that you'd be hiding here, my grace. Hold your fire. Let us retrieve the Princess and be off in our merry way.
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Hold it! Asaga! What the hell?!
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Captain... I'm sorry for lying to you all this time. B-but it's for the best. Okay?
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Shit. SHIT!
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Say your farewells now, Captain. You're not on the guest list for the wedding at Ryuvia Prime!
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F-farewell, Captain! A-and...
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Wait, kid! This isn't over!
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Don't cry...onii-chan is coming.
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Captain, the PACT fleet has warped out. Your orders?
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Repair drones. Now. We're setting course for Ryuvia Prime.
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Oh fuck me, I'm talking about fucking Eva. Fuck this shit, this game can create miracles.

I for one failed to see the appeal of Eva when it came out.
The mech design are kinda shit.
The character is pretty whiny and the red girl is typical aggressive sort. While the blue girl is typical 'dead sex doll'.
Skipped it over and watched gundam wing for funsplosion instead ;)
 

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Good. Everything is here then.
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Captain. What the hell are those?
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Supper. *peels open seals on each container and dumps the seasonings and spam inside*
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I've bad news too, we've used up our last stock of repair drones for the emergency repairs.
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Fuck it. We don't need it anymore.
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If you say so, Captain. Ugh... what is... that thing?
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Boiled bamboo shoots. *stuffs a shoot down the open bowl*
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Alliance intel reports that four PACT Fleets have converged on the planet. The Veniczar's flagship, the Legion, just arrived there. By my estimate, Asaga is behind approximately six hundred PACT ships and one super dreadnought. Captain, I probably don't need to say this but this rescue attempt may be akin to suicide.
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... ... *tears at the bamboo shoot with his knife*
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I know that look. It means you're going to say something I don't like.
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I wonder how these bamboo shoots will taste like...
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Steve! Don't avoid the issue! Asaga is just one person! You have a duty to protect this ship. Throwing our lives away for the life of one would be a foolhardy decision.
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Not if we have a plan. *pours hot water into the bowl*
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A plan?
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Yes. *seals the bowl and weights down its lid with his knife* Chigara, come in.
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Ah... Captain. You're... cooking?
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It'll be ready in a few minutes. Chigara, tell us what you've managed to devise from looking at the data we gathered from the Seraphim.
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Huh? You mean the captured Ryuvian's ryder?
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One and the same.
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I've managed to reverse engineer the Seraphim's targeting computer, which allowed some substantial upgrades to the Sunrider's nav com.
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Which means....what exactly? *raises lid to take a peek* Hmm, not yet.
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We will now be able to make pin-point FTL jumps with an exit area within eight centimetres of our target and speed control within 0.01 meters per second.
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And how is that going to help us?
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No other ship in the galaxy can do this, Ava. We'll bypass the PACT's blockade completely in one single jump, grab Asaga, and get the fuck out before they can react.
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Captain, you do realize that once you warp the Sunrider into low orbit, you won't be able to warp out until you've cleared the planet's gravity well?
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One thing at a time, Ava. *lifts lid* Oh. It's ready.
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Wow...that does smell good.
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Thank you, Chigara. *grabs chopsticks* We'll have the element of surprise. Nobody expects that kind of gambit. We'll pick Asaga out of there like this bamboo shoot right here *grips a white piece of bamboo shoot* and... *eats it* Mmmmm...this..*crunch*...tastes...kinda...wrong.
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Sigh...you're as reckless as ever.
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Ugh. *slurps a bit of soup* Nobody gets left behind. Not while I'm the Captain.
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Understood, Captain. I... I will be in my quarters, readying the battle plans.
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Thanks, Ava. Want some?
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No thanks, I already ate.
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Chigara? *grabs a clump of noodle and starts blowing*
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E-eh!? N-no-no thanks! I already ate! Goodbye, Captain.
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Alright. Dismissed. *slurp* Not bad. The spam cancels that weird...bamboo taste.
 

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Mmmm. Tastes just a little... odd. Overall - I am satisfied. Time for a little walkabout.
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Sure, I've got some free time.
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Chocolate or vanilla? Or would you just like to eat out of my bowl-
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Uh... on second thought, no thanks. I think the instant noodle I just ate is doing a number on my stomach at the moment...
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Ooooh, do you need some medicine? Maybe a Japanese Massage? Ahaha? Can't say no~ can't you?!
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NO! KEEP AWAY! STAY THE FUCK AWAY! Seriously, Claude! What's the matter with you? Are you always like this with every guy you meet?
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Tsk...no way in hell that's gonna pass as an excuse.
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What's the matter, Captain? you don't think Claude's cute?
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Aside from the pink hair, you're okay. Really. You look great. It's just that... seriously. Your personality. Everything. God. It's like you're a s-sl- Argh! I don't wanna say it! I just...can't be with you! Ava will kill me for sure!
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Ahahah. Just what's your relationship with your first officer anyways? Ex-wife?
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Hell no. I think we have regulations against that. No seriously, we just went to the same high school together, that's all. Used to be pretty close back in the days, but it's not like we were dating or anything. (Heh, I wish.) I guess... she's more of an...elder sister figure to me.
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Haha. So cute~ And now she's your first officer? That's so awkwarddddd!
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(You wouldn't know half of it...) Anyway. Claude, just... don't push it with Ava, okay? She's busy with work and all...
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Bleh. That woman just never lets up. Just 'cause I'm staying here for now doesn't mean I have to do the military thing.
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Hey, I know Ava can be a little bit much at times, but she's only doing her job. Can't you two at least try to get along?
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OH! CAPTAIN!
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W-what?!
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I-I think I've been hit with a sudden bout of sleepiness.... Good night!
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What the fuck? Claude?
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(Is this bitch for real?) Hey! I'm not done talking with you!
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Zzzzzzz... Mmmmm...
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Hey! Are you gonna let me take advantage of you here?!
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Ooooh, Captain. Zzzzz mmmmmm...*shifts her chest to allow easier access*
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You're kidding me... you sick nympho! I'm going back to work. Enjoy your ice cream.
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Mmmmm...Zzz...nom nom nom...bye~
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Tsk...the nerve of that woman! How am I gonna instill discipline with that slut around?! O-oh! Hey!
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Sorry about the ranting. It's been a long day.
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It is dark. I cannot tell if I have truly awakened, or if I still sleep on board the Sharr'Lac, and this is merely a strange dream.
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Trust me. You're awake. All of this is no dream.
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Very well. You wish something of me?
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Yeah... I wanna ask some questions... about you. What are you planning to do now? Y'know...after coming back to life-
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... I do not know. The world I know is no more. The war against the Fallen has long concluded, and history no longer even remembers who the victors were. All which I swore to protect are now long dead or destroyed. I now live a hollow existence. I wish to close my eyes once more, and disappear into nothingness. As it was meant to be.
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I'm sorry to say this, but I'm afraid your story isn't over yet. Ryuvia is still in danger. If you are a soldier as you say you are - it's time to pitch in once more and fight.
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You speak of your enemy, PACT?
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Yes.
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I know not of what quarrels you have with them. War is an ugly affair. The truth is lost amidst the sea of blood. No side can claim the moral high ground.
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Bullshit. Tell that to the millions of civilians lay dead in my homeworld. 'Oh, sorry - you can't claim moral high ground. You were shit at fighting and a big, juicy target to PACT's dreadnought cannon.'
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... Even after countless millenia, leaders still speak the same words before leading men to battle.
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Sola. I'm sorry if I sound a bit blunt. But Asaga is a Princess of Ryuvia, is she not? And you being part of Ryuvian military - shouldn't you be obliged to aid her?
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... Very well. My arms belong to Ryuvia alone. If there is a threat which threatens my people in this timeline, then I shall once again offer my life to the Holy Ryuvian Empire. But I shall only exist for the defense of Ryuvia. That is all, Captain.
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Sigh. That will have to do for now. Tell me, what was the HRE like during your time?
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It was a violent time. The Emperor and Crown Prince were assassinated, leaving the throne to my father, the second prince. Yet Crow Harbour, the jealous bastard son of the Emperor, laid a competing claim to the throne. A succession war broke out as he split the kingdom into two factions.
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The Fallen?
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Yes. For fourteen years, the HRE was caught in a bloody civil war. The Empire seemed doomed to crumble if drastic measures were not taken.
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Drastic measures. Like what?
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The awakening of the Sharr'Lac.
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That giant ship you were in?
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Yes. A weapon of unimaginable power. Yet, it can only be helmed by one of the King's daughters.
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Huh? A weapon powered by a royal princess?
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Yes. The Sharr'Lac cannot be awakened without sealing the fate of the princess. When it fires, it also takes the life of its user.
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That sounds straight out of a fantasy novel, not science.
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Our ships are operated by the power of science, just like yours. Not magic.
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Yeah, but yours sound more like the 'magic' of science.
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Long before my time, countless warships bearing the same power as the Sharr'Lac were built. War truly became horrible. Humanity possessed the power to not only destroy itself, but to collapse the entire universe into a singularity.
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Tsk... same old shit.
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It was the fear of our own power which led to the creation of the Sharr'Lac. The wise Emperors of the past decreed such almighty power could only be used for the sacrifice of the Emperor's most precious daughter. With the price of infinite power so high, even the most arrogant of Emperors bid second thought before awakening the Sharr'Lac. And so, with our most devastating weapon so limited, the HRE could continue to exist in peace.
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Well obviously something had gone wrong. Or else you wouldn't end up being inside that thing.
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... It was a desperate time.
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I'm not judging you for that. But you said firing the Sharr'Lac would kill the Princess within it. And yet- here you are. Why?
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I too, ask myself the same question.
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I've already spoken too much. I do not wish to speak of this further.
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(...and if she's the Princess, why isn't the Crown Jewel reacting to her presence? Something's fishy.) Hey, I also noticed your eyes were glowing when you fired that shot at Chigara. What was that? Some kind of hidden power?
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... You find me unnatural?
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Look, I've never seen anything like that before.
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Perhaps I am not of your species, Captain. Or do you fancy that I am some kind of android?
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(Did she just crack a joke?) Uh...
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Fear not. I am as human as your parents. My eye is merely the result of millennia of scientific research. Thanks to genetic modification, I can momentarily increase the vision in my right eye one hundred fold.
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Impressive. But is there any side effect to it?
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It is not just limited to my eye, but also affect a tremendous boost to my muscle control and brain function. Perhaps such a technology appears radical to you, but it was a trite affair during my time.
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So everyone during your time possessed Super Human abilities?
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No. The HRE Emperors feared the power the masses would wield if they had access to such technology. Thus, the law across the galaxy was that only the royalty could augment their own DNA.
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Makes sense. So you'll help Asaga, won't you?
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The current Princess?
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Yes.
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Very well. I am still sworn to protect Ryuvia, even millennia in the future. I will defend Ryuvia with my life. I have already cast down my body for Ryuvia once, and I do not flinch a the thought of doing so again.
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Cut the sacrifice talks already, times have changed. This is my ship. And in my ship, everyone's coming out of this alive.
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Hmm...we shall see. Farewell, Captain. Leave me to my peace.
 

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You wanted to see me?
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Yes. Um... I don't think I've ever apologized to you for lying to you all this time about Asaga.
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You were just trying to protect her. I understand.
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Thank you, Captain. It was a shock to me too when I first found out Asaga was the princess of Ryuvia many years ago. I certainly understand how it must feel for you. But please, don't hate Asaga for deceiving you. She has her reasons. To be engaged to marry such a vile man... she must have had no choice but to run away and go into hiding.
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I.. I don't hate her for that. But how did you find out?
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It was a long time ago, when I first met Asaga, years before any of us knew the Arcadius. It was near the time when I arrived on Ryuvia as a refugee from Diode. I was lost on my way to work and panicking when some gentlemen came by to help give directions.
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(Hmmm this sounds... different.)
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Then all of a sudden, Asaga burst into the scene and started shouting at the men. They didn't take kindly to what Asaga was saying and things started getting dangerous...
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Wow.
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Luckily, I had my handy hair ribbon on, so I used it to temporarily stun the men and ran away with Asaga.
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Just wow. The story was really different when I heard it from Asaga...
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Uuuu... Asaga does tend to exaggerate her stories so much. Shortly after I ran away with Asaga, I found out her true identity. I was surprised, but Asaga made it seem like it wasn't anything special. To her, being a princess doesn't define who she was. She wanted to leave Ryuvia and find adventure among the stars, not bogged down in politics. But war approached Ryuvia, her mother passed away, and her father fell ill. The royal court immediately started talks of succession and fear of PACT's power.
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And that's when the King decided to marry her off...
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Yes. I still remember Asaga bursting into my apartment after finding out what her father had done. Then we decided to run away together. It was the only thing I could do to protect Asaga. And that is how we became freelancers and met you, Captain. I do not understand much of politics, but I know that the Veniczar is evil.
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He merely wants Asaga. He does not care about alliances or Ryuvia. To a man like him, she is merely a prize to be won. To think the King sold Asaga to such a person...
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Don't worry, Chigara. With your warp tech - we'll get in there and rescue Asaga before the Veniczar can even lay a finger on her.
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Yes, Captain! I'll do everything in my power to save her from the Veniczar.
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Good. I know I can always count on you.
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One more thing, Captain. Asaga gave me this.
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A holo recording?
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She told me to give it to you if anything like this ever happened. With everything's that's been going on, I couldn't give it to you until now. She made me promise not to look at it. It is meant only for you.
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(Gulp) Thanks. I'll take a look at it in my office.
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Thank you, Captain. I was really worried before- but now I feel much better. We'll rescue her and end this!
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I guess I'll take a look at this recording in my office.
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(Tsk... could've edited this part off, kid.)
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Captain? I sure hope you're the one reading this. If you're seeing this message, then it means that I've left the Sunrider and probably en route to Ryuvia.
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First, let me say that I'm really sorry for deceiving you. I didn't mean to. I thought it could really work out - we could kick PACT in the ass and travel the stars forever. But I guess you gotta wake up from all dreams eventually. When the time comes and I go back to Ryuvia... Please don't come after me.
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Too late kiddo. I'm locked in this narrative plot.
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Even though I don't agree with it, my father is still doing the right thing. Without the royal marriage, what happened at Cera will happen again at Ryuvia. Millions of people will be killed. Worse, what little remains of our way of life will be destroyed. If it takes just the sacrifice of one to save the lives of millions and Ryuvia itself...
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Then I'll gladly become the Veniczar's bride!
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Baka. They'll usurp your title. And slowly change your culture. Ryuvia will merely become an Empire-in-name only. And then millions will march in PACT's name to die for the Veniczar.
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There's a legend in Ryuvia. Whenever the kingdom is in danger, the sacrifice of the king's only daughter is necessarry to save the kingdom. Things like this have occurred throughout our history. I'm ready to play my role, even though it wasn't the role I wanted!
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Because that's what it takes to be a true hero, Captain! And that's the only thing I ever wanted to become!
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Being a hero by taking a role you never wanted? ... Fuck. Like hell it is. No Asaga, we're coming for you. And wave the middle finger to PACT's Veniczar.
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Captain, please proceed to the Bridge.
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Alright. Hang in there, Asaga. Onii-chan is coming.
 

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Right. Thanks, Ava.
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Was there anything else you needed?
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Asaga left me a message, Ava.
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What'd it say?
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She said not to follow her.
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Sounds like even she has more common sense than you do, Steve.
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Uh, I mean - Sir.
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Ava. If you were the Captain and I was the one captured, I know you'd dive into the heart of the Veniczar's palace to rescue me.
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To save you from a gay political marriage to the Veniczar? You presume too much, Captain.
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Ouch, Ava. Ouch. By the way, what do you think about her political marriage. How does it benefit Ryuvia / PACT?
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To be honest with you, Ryuvia is no longer a galactic power, yet the stories of its former glory are known throughout the galaxy. A political marriage will place Arcadius in line to eventually become the King of HRE.
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De jure claims. He wants legitimacy in his conquest by using HRE's banner.
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Yes, what tyrant could ever pass up the opportunity to restore the HRE and become the Emperor of the Infinite Cosmos?
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Then this political marriage is a one-sided deal.
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Yes. Intergalactic treaties are only as powerful as the guns backing the paper. And Ryuvia has none. Offering Asaga's hand in marriage was a form of appeasement from the fading Ryuvian Kingdom. A bloodless surrender, in hopes of being spared from the coming fire.
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A more benign ruler would still honor treaties, PACT on the other hand...
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Again, you presume too much, Captain. You cannot deny that Asaga's sacrifice spared Ryuvia from an armed invasion. Suppose you stopped the wedding, wouldn't that doom Ryuvia to share the same fate as Cera?
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Well, I-... Uh. (She's absolutely right. But-)
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I prepare the battle plans just the same, Captain.
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Thanks. Anyways, I spoke with Claude at the mess hall...
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Ugh. She's already made a total mess of the crew quarters. Leaving her belongings in the showers, gets tooth paste splattered all over the mirrors, and has already spilled coffee on the lounge twice.
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Ha...ha.
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And of course, instead of getting any work done, all she does is stay in bed in her pajamas all day! Aaaarghhh!
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Sounds like you finally met your match.
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I swear, why do all the ryder pilots in the galaxy have to have such crippling personality defects?! I honestly can't believe we're entrusting fusion powered weapons of mass destruction to these people.
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The ones without any...sits here. On the bridge with me. *point at Ava.*
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... Hmph, your attempts at flattery never fail to miss the mark, Captain.
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You still can't deny that having the Bianca out there did make our job in battles slightly easier doesn't it? That grav-gun of hers. Man I wish we have a tractor beam like that.
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Point taken. Captain, while we were talking, I've completed the battle plans for Operation Wedding Crash. Shall we do a review of it together?
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Sure. Show me.
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As discussed with Chigara, we will utilize the new FTL drive to make a pin point jump past the entire PACT fleet and come out meters away from the wedding site. Once there, a security team supported with combat drones will then launch from the modified escaped pods into the wedding hall, secure Asaga, then return to the Sunrider.
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Great. That's a bold first step. Sure to catch them completely off guard.
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Following that, the Sunrider will hit full thrusters and attempt to shake the PACT fleet by swinging around the first Ryuvian moon while we prep our warp drive for a second emergency warp.
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Sounds like a solid plan overall. But first, let me make a few final adjustments. There. All done.
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Captain, there is an alternative plan...
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Alternative?
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You could say it's something far more daring...
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Right. I'm listening.
 

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Does the honorable Veniczar S. Arcadius take Princess Asaga di Ryuvia as his lawfully wedded wife, to love unconditionally, in sickness and in health, in good times and in bad, and in joy as well in sorrow, to cherish and to hold for as long as he shall live?
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Yes.
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And does Princess Asaga di Ryuvia solemnly pledge to take Veniczar S. Arcadius as her lawfully wedded husband, to love unconditionally, in sickness and in health, in good times and in bad, and in joy as well in sorrow, to cherish and to hold as long as she shall live?
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I...
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Ahem.
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...
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Then I do declare you husband and wife. You may now kiss the bride.
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We are afraid this charade is now over, your majesty. Your pathetic kingdom shall now be extinguished from the face of the galaxy!
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What! We had a deal, Veniczar!
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A deal made only of paper! Men! Seize our guests!
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Why you! I knew this was all a trick!
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Silence little Princess... you shall learn to serve us. Ufuffufu~ the weak bows to the strong. We hope your cooperation is forthcoming, for the life of your father..depends on it. Fu-hahahaha~
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Y-you...
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How fitting it is that our marriage hall is high above the skies of Ryuvia. From here, you will all witness the true of PACT as I commit NTR and end your pathetic kingdom. For ten thousand of years, Ryuvia has ruled the galaxy. And now... PACT shall earn its place in history as the power to finally extinguish Ryuvia's last flickering ember.
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Ha hah...Empty words, Veniczar. I have ruled Ruvia all my life. And long have I realized, all our traditions, all our rites, all our culture... They are but sad remnants of our former selves, meant to cloak us from the truth: we have declined. The glorious Ryuvia you sought to conquer, is no longer. All that is left is embodied in this old, frail man. Go ahead. Kill me. You will only have killed an old, dying man, whose time has long come. That is all that you have accomplished today...
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Belittle my achievements all you wish, white trash. You will never dent my overwhelming sense of pride and smug satisfaction. Ahahahahahh! Kill this faggot.

*BLAM*

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Father!
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It was the only way... The Veniczar promised your safety if you would wed him...
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You didn't have to...
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I may have failed as a king, but I still want the best for my daughter.
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NO!
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Enough drama! Remove this filth. Prepare my shuttle for the Legion. First, I shall defile the last lineage of Ryuvian's royal blood. Then, I shall dissect every last inch of this Kingdom until all its secrets are ours! Kuu-ahahhaahhah.
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No! Let me go! You'll pay for this!
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Hahah little girl. WE are Veniczar Arcadius! It is us who will unite the known cosmos! There is no force left in this galaxy to challenge us! Our power is infinite! And you, our pretty little doll... will belong to us for eternity! With the key to the galaxy in our hand... we shall be unstoppable!

*DONG!*



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W-what?! What is that vessel?!
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G-guck!
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I-it's the Sunrider!
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Commence Operation. Launch drones and engage!
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Aye, Captain! I will lead the squad as planned. You have the bridge, Captain.
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No, I'm coming with you.
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Captain, protocol strictly states that during all high risk away mission, the captain is to remain on the bridge at all times.
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(I have no idea wtf does the second choice mean.)

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I'm not letting you do this alone.
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... Alright. Come this way.
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Bah! Destroy those drones!
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Fools! It's just one ship! Blow it out of the sky!
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Captain! Over here!
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Oh no, your highness! You're not going anywhere!
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Let me go you fatty! Earrghh!
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Hold fire! Do not shoot at the Princess!
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Onii-chan is here! Let's go!
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Captain! This dress is hard to run in! Help me tear off part of the skirt...
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GODDAMNIT! Hope you didn't gain weight!
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Eaaaah!
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Shut up, kid! My hands hurt like hell.
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Do you even lift?!
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Captain! Two, up in the rafters!
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My hands... aren't...take my gun!
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*BLAM BLAM*

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Got 'em!
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Ni-nice cover. Ava! Stage Two!
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Aye, Captain.
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*BLAM*

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Ava, confirm! Is the target down?
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Negative! It was just a hologram! Arcadius was never even in the wedding hall!
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Damn! Abort mission! Get out of there. Return to the Sunrider!
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(Shit. Don't look at me like that.) Ava. We've made it to the Hangar. Sitrep!
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Multiple incoming. The whole scanner just lit up like a Christmas Tree. 200 ships, closing in fast!
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Maximum impulse. Head for the moon! Scramble ryders to cover the Sunrider.
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Aye Captain!
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Captain... you came for me. Even after...
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I didn't come for you. (I'm not a lolicon.)
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E-eh?
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I came for Justice.
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Uuu...
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Let's give them a taste of Justice.
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Let's move on to trolling stage. Head for the moon's gravity well and prepare slingshot ourselves out. And let's take out those battleships while we're at it!
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Aye, Captain! All hands, prepare for emergency maneuver. Ryders, get in formation.
 

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