it's just overkill

[ERYFKRAD]

How many cucks would a cuck cuck, if a cuck could cuck cucks?

As many cucks a cock could cook, if a cock could cook cucks.

 

[polo]

Don't we have a Balotelli among us to fit the diversity standars? You know a Jewish black guy from africa. Womyns are overrated.

 

[King Crispy]

Welcome, Scrooge, to the fold!



Just don't ever attempt to un-do anything that I do in our forum.

 

[Scroo]

No worries, my plan is to work myself up the ladder, take control, ban everyone and make this a site about cats

Cuddly, cute cats

 

[Ulminati]

 

[Goat Vomit]

No worries, my plan is to work myself up the ladder, take control, ban everyone and make this a site about cats

Cuddly, cute cats

It would have been very ominous if you had said black cats, missed chance there. Congrats on furthering the gynocracy's power on the codex, sis.

 

[Clockwork Knight]

Who the fuck is _Dawn? Why the fuck is Scrooge moderating the Sports forum, though? She's a GDtard with some GG/GRPG thrown in. The transmisogynofascist staff wishes for the new member to look bad and perform poorly in the eyes of the userbase, ensuring that no grill will ever become a mod again. Fuck the patriarchy and the glass ceiling.

edit: In the version I read at least, Zeus and the other male gods leave the table as soon as the argument between the three goddesses started because they could see where this was going and didn't want to be drafted in as judges. Finding themselves suddenly alone in the dining hall, the girls decided to find a hunky human to be the judge. Aphrodite promised him the love of the fairest lady in the world (*tips fedora*), but being the goddess of love made her overlook the fact that humies have some boring rules about sex such as "princesses and shepherds don't mix, even if they are both really hot". Also Eris wasn't invited precisely because of her habit of pulling this sort of shit. So the war is caused by women being women.

 

[groke]

Technically the shitstorm caused by Helen is on Hera, Aphrodite and Athena, they wanted to know which was moar beautiful.
What a missed opportunity.

As the host of the party Zeus could have taken Eris's golden apple for himself, thrown it off the mountain and told the three girls to quit their bitching just invited the annoying bitch in the first place.

muh Snub.

 

[Temaperacl]

No worries, my plan is to work myself up the ladder, take control, ban everyone and make this a site about cats

Cuddly, cute cats

I approve of all parts of that plan except for the first, second, and fourth.

 

[LeStryfe79]

Yeah, the other parts are just overkill.

 

[AngryKobold]

No worries, my plan is to work myself up the ladder, take control, ban everyone and make this a site about cats

Cuddly, cute cats

I hate cats. Might consider supporting your cause if you start to openly favorize iguanas.

 

[Menckenstein]

DarkUnderlord

I live near Zenimax / Bethsoft HQ, if I were an official staff person / contributing editor for the prestigious magazine I could do interviews with Todd and the Hines.

 

[Drax]

Wait, there are females here?
I am confused. And ashamed. So much diversity is going to turn us homothesexuals.

 

[Mortmal]

Scrooge enforcing the codex rules upon the average codex guy:

 

[Zorba the Hutt]

Wait, there are females here?
I am confused. And ashamed. So much diversity is going to turn us homothesexuals.

Very diverse staff, good to see the Codex embracing the 21st century. Women, Jews, homosexuals, Scandinavians... even Angthoron as the token sane person.

 

[Drax]

And the coloured? Do we have coloureds?

 

[Menckenstein]

And the coloured? Do we have coloureds?

Infinitron is pretty dark... Zed is basically Somalian at this point

 

[Zorba the Hutt]

I hear Crispy blushes a lot too...

 

[Drax]

I mean besides Irenaeus, ofc....

 

[Krraloth]

Who the fuck is _Dawn? Why the fuck is Scrooge moderating the Sports forum, though? She's a GDtard with some GG/GRPG thrown in. The transmisogynofascist staff wishes for the new member to look bad and perform poorly in the eyes of the userbase, ensuring that no grill will ever become a mod again. Fuck the patriarchy and the glass ceiling.

edit: In the version I read at least, Zeus and the other male gods leave the table as soon as the argument between the three goddesses started because they could see where this was going and didn't want to be drafted in as judges. Finding themselves suddenly alone in the dining hall, the girls decided to find a hunky human to be the judge. Aphrodite promised him the love of the fairest lady in the world (*tips fedora*), but being the goddess of love made her overlook the fact that humies have some boring rules about sex such as "princesses and shepherds don't mix, even if they are both really hot". Also Eris wasn't invited precisely because of her habit of pulling this sort of shit. So the war is caused by women being women.

Don't make me re-read this close to math, history and pedagogy exams just to argue on the internetz.

 

[Hoaxmetal]

Shameless repost.

 

[Lord Carlos Wafflebum]

I want to be part of the establisment one day. Can I start out as Scrooge's man-slave?

 

[~*´¨¯¨`*·~-.¸-AIN'T]

DarkUnderlord

I live near Zenimax / Bethsoft HQ, if I were an official staff person / contributing editor for the prestigious magazine I could do interviews with Todd and the Hines.

You should challenge them to a UT duel.

 

[Menckenstein]

DarkUnderlord

I live near Zenimax / Bethsoft HQ, if I were an official staff person / contributing editor for the prestigious magazine I could do interviews with Todd and the Hines.

You should challenge them to a UT duel.

Loser has to quit making video games, forever.

 

[Makabb]

A woman moderator is a sin upon what's holy.