Vapourware LOL ELECTRONIC ARTS: The EA Thread

[Unkillable Cat]

 

[Cyberarmy]

EA Trying Not to Be a Greedy "Beast," CEO Says

 

[Astral Rag]

 

[sullynathan]

Game looks cool so I hope it is sorted out.
http://www.gamewatcher.com/news/201...-unravel-has-been-refused-by-us-patent-office

 

[Major_Blackhart]

Shit EA is shit.

 

[Astral Rag]

EA: We’re on a “journey to regain trust of the PC gamer”

 

[Unkillable Cat]

EA: We’re on a “journey to regain trust of the PC gamer”

 

[Taka-Haradin puolipeikko]

EA: We’re on a “journey to regain trust of the PC gamer”

:1up:

 

[Echo Mirage]

Didn't they say this before? Or was that Ubisoft? Or did EA say they were doing that before Ubisoft said they were doing that?

Or was that Microsoft?

 

[Astral Rag]

Echo Mirage:

2005 - We care about PC gaming, Longhorn (Vista) to usher in modern PC gaming with "Tray and Play" Vista launches with none of the stuff MS promised, Vista itself sucks the ass of a thousand camels.

2006 - MS: Don't Count PC Games Out MS announces GFWL and how utterly amazing it will be, suckers everywhere rejoice in the eventual ass reaming they don't know is coming yet.

2007 - MS continues PC push MS launches GFWL...and it has a $50 a year fee, and they announce a whole slew of games to include Shadowrun with cross platform play and Gears of War 1! What are you paying for you ask? Jank ass software that crashes and has the most unintuitive updating system known to man. Load a game, game says you need update. Signs you out, downloads update, you jump back in...oh GFWL client has a update too! signs you out, downloads up date and you log back in...

MS will shortly thereafter disband Ensemble because MS feels that they're (MS) moving in a different direction! But don't worry we tots <3 you PC gamers.

2008 - MS: PC gaming is A-okay Yea we've looked at some money pie charts and can see that PC gaming brings in billions in revenue. Here is our open letter to how awesome PC gaming is and our promise to support it! We finally put some new titles up on GFWL! Oh and we got rid of the $50 a year fee for GFWL, see we're serious about PC gaming! If that's not a sign of commitment, I don't know what is!

2008 - MS: PC gaming is not dead Look at this event we're throwing for PC gaming, you think we'd throw this if we didn't truly care about it?! Look at these games that will be on GFWL. We <3 PC gaming. You want fixes for GFWL issues? We'll look into that.

2008 - MS bolsters PC gaming with all new Games for Windows Live! Hey gaiz remember those GFWL client issues you were having...well we didn't fix those per say but....here is the same shit in a slightly newer skin! PROGRESS

2009 - MS: PC gaming still a priority for us! Okay gaiz look, this time we're serious about our upcoming push in PC gaming. It's so vital to us at MS that we give the PC our love and support!

2010 - MS: "We're doubling down on PC gaming By doubling down we mean we're keeping this shittastic GFWL client around because! We might even throw an update at it to fix the problem of game saves being randomly deleted or rendered worthless...maybe.

2010 - MS Launches Games for Windows Marketplace Hey gaiz, we're making GFWL even better because it's now called Games for Windows Marketplace. Everything is brand new and easy to use, anonymous journalists have even said it's better than Steam. We had 3 interns and a janitor work on this, so you know we're committed!

2010 - MS: Windows 8 is going to relaunch gaming! Hey gaiz, MS again. With Windows 8 we're totally going to put our full weight behind PC gaming just like we promised back in 2006! Pls be excite.

2012 - MS: We won't ditch GFWL! We're committed to PC gaming and we absolutely think GFWL is the best play to get PC games and play with others. Our client is awesome....ly bloated and deletes shit randomly, but that's really one of the charms of PC gaming that we captured! It's a balanced experience! Hope you rike!

2013 - MS to discontinue GFWL Hey gaiz new manager here, so like a bunch of your games might stop working come 2014...but that's okay! We expect there to be transitions as we build out new investments, but we remain committed to bringing first party gaming services and games to Windows for years to come. We will share more details in the future!

2013 - MS promises core first party games coming to PC

We're so committed we swear! Sorry, but all MS is doing is blowing smoke up the ass of gullible people. So yea go ahead and get your hopes up and get excited. In a year or two when none of what they say comes to fruition...I'll pretend to act shocked.

 

[Baron Dupek]

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M$ rumble bubble garbage talk .

I still remember times when Vista was coming (ironically - I'm sitting on old machine with this system, still better than Win10),
Still got less problems with GfWL compared to mandatory Steam.

 

[Morality Games]

EA: We’re on a “journey to regain trust of the PC gamer”

 

[Astral Rag]

Darkspore's servers were shut down permanently on March 1, 2016, rendering the game unplayable due to it's DRM scheme.

 

[Syril]

The cat is out of the bag, and EA developer Visceral Games has pretty much confirmed their next Star Wars title is going to be an open world action RPG.

BRING YOUR SYSTEM GAME DESIGN SKILLS AND SAVVY AND YOUR LOVE OF STAR WARS TO VISCERAL GAMES, EMBRACING AND CONTRIBUTING TO THE PROJECT VISION IN AREAS OF HERO CONTROL/MECHANICS, AI BEHAVIORS, COMBAT/WEAPONS, CLASS DESIGN, SKILLS/PROGRESSION, ENEMY DESIGN, STORY AND BOSS ENCOUNTERS.”

http://geeknation.com/ea-visceral-to-produce-open-world-rpg-star-wars-game/

EA Teases Future Star Wars Games and More

Bioware is working on new IP, and this project could be one of the games Jorgensen is referring to.

http://www.gamespot.com/articles/ea-teases-future-star-wars-games-and-more/1100-6435249/

 

[Infinitron]

Bullshit speculation about Bioware, Star Wars is not a "new IP".

 

[Caim]

Darkspore's servers were shut down permanently on March 1, 2016, rendering the game unplayable due to it's DRM scheme.

Played the demo of Darkspore. It was not that of an interesting Diablo clone and the associated name added expectations that were not met, but it was inoffensive and the environments and monsters were pretty decent alright.

 

[Space Satan]

99% a fake but a funny one

 

[hajro]

lol at Mercenaries 3 i dont think EA even knows they have that ip

 

[Atomkilla]

Command and Conquer Tiberium


That's not even funny, it actually hurts.

 

[Martius]

I guess that could be sequel to Tiberium Alliances ?

 

[Caim]

Command and Conquer Tiberium


That's not even funny, it actually hurts.

Rule of thumb, Atomkilla, you can't kill the Messiah.

 

[Atomkilla]

I guess that could be sequel to Tiberium Alliances ?

Well, there was that one cancelled title...

Command and Conquer Tiberium


That's not even funny, it actually hurts.

Rule of thumb, Atomkilla, you can't kill the Messiah.

I hope one day Messiah returns and then burns the fuck out of EA for the travesty that was CnC4.

KANE LIVES

 

[Akratus]

 

[Cyberarmy]

 

[Caim]

Come to think of it, he's making the upside-down Rhombus of Dread.