Anime Walking around in real life - The Pokemon Go thread

[Yeesh]

VIDEO: Pokemon Go player crashes into cop car
"That's what I get for playing this dumb ... game."
http://www.irishexaminer.com/technow/games/video-pokemon-go-player-crashes-into-cop-car-411366.html

 

[Jrpgfan]

Near a park, a car slows down and a middle aged lady asks me if i am looking for pokemons. If i am i should look near that rock.

She was probably an NPC giving you hints.

 

[Clockwork Knight]

^^

http://www.irishexaminer.com/techno...-warned-not-to-explore-minefields-411392.html

Bosnian Pokemon Go players being warned not to explore minefields

Wednesday, July 20, 2016

There are certain warnings that shouldn’t be required such as not to play Pokémon Go while driving or in minefields, but yet they are.

Posavina bez mina, a charity that deals with demining in the region, has issued a warning after reports of players wandering around risky areas in search of Pokémon.

"Today we received information that some users of the Pokémon Go app in Bosnia were going to places which are a risk for [unexploded] mines, in search of a Pokémon. Citizens are urged not to do so, to respect demarcation signs of dangerous minefields and not to go into unknown areas," the NGO said.

There are growing numbers of reports of players putting themselves at risk. Baltimore Police earlier released a video of a driver crashing into a parked cop car while playing Pokémon Go. Meanwhile, two men had to be rescued after falling off a seaside cliff in California.

 

[Azael]

That knee literally cracked the other guys forehead, Pókemon is serious business y'all.

A bunch of my friends and Facebook acquaintances are playing the game. Feel no urge myself, I was too old for Pókemon as a kid so I think I'm too old now as well.

 

[Night Goat]

At least is nice to see, well behaved young people on places where once only thugs roamed, in the shadows.

The thugs are happy to see them too.

 

[Norfleet]

Bosnian Pokemon Go players being warned not to explore minefields

Next up: Minesweeper Go!

 

[Ulminati]

https://pokevision.com so this is a thing now.

Just gotta fudge your phones gps coordinates and you can catch 'em all in an afternoon from your basement.

 

[Jasede]

It was banned in Saudi Arabia by fatwa for "promoting satanism and evolution."

It think this is why SJW's love Islam: they despise fun. I mean, look at Sawyer...

 

[an Administrator]

It was banned in Saudi Arabia by fatwa for "promoting satanism and evolution."

It think this is why SJW's love Islam: they despise fun. I mean, look at Sawyer...

Tl:dr:
"Beware the conspiracy of kaffirs"
"Pokemon is a jewish product that pollutes the mind of our kids and makes Israel's economy strong in order to kill our Palestinian brothers."
"Pokemon means: I'm a jew"
"Pikachu means: Be like a jew"
"Pokemon teaches our children gambling and the evil theory of Darwin"

 

[Ninja Destroyer]

"Pokemon means: I'm a jew"

 

[Norfleet]

It was banned in Saudi Arabia by fatwa for "promoting satanism and evolution."

I don't think Pokey-men promote evolution at all. Otherwise the game would probably be a lot more macabre, since now I imagine scads of mutated seizure monsters being bred and killed off, so that they evolve...

Then again, who would expect Saudi Barbaria to know what evolution is, anyway...

 

[Yeesh]

Tl:dr:
"Beware the conspiracy of kaffirs"
"Pokemon is a jewish product that pollutes the mind of our kids and makes Israel's economy strong in order to kill our Palestinian brothers."
"Pokemon means: I'm a jew"
"Pikachu means: Be like a jew"
"Pokemon teaches our children gambling and the evil theory of Darwin"

I think this is why SJW's The Codex loves Islam

FTFY

 

[an Administrator]

Bullshit. We love fun here.

 

[thesoup]

Ironically, some Jew tried to sue pokemon because of antisemitism. "Pikachu" apparently sounds like "pick-a-jew" and promotes antisemitic behavior.

 

[wwsd]

What a time to be alive. I've been telling people to go play in traffic for so long, and now there's an app that makes them do just that, voluntarily.

 

[Gerrard]

It's better to tell them go catch some pokemans in the mountains.

 

[abnaxus]

It was banned in Saudi Arabia by fatwa for "promoting satanism and evolution."

It think this is why SJW's love Islam: they despise fun. I mean, look at Sawyer...

Tl:dr:
"Beware the conspiracy of kaffirs"
"Pokemon is a jewish product that pollutes the mind of our kids and makes Israel's economy strong in order to kill our Palestinian brothers."
"Pokemon means: I'm a jew"
"Pikachu means: Be like a jew"
"Pokemon teaches our children gambling and the evil theory of Darwin"

Can someone confirm this translation.

alkeides Andhaira Wyrmlord

 

[thesoup]

It was banned in Saudi Arabia by fatwa for "promoting satanism and evolution."

It think this is why SJW's love Islam: they despise fun. I mean, look at Sawyer...

Tl:dr:
"Beware the conspiracy of kaffirs"
"Pokemon is a jewish product that pollutes the mind of our kids and makes Israel's economy strong in order to kill our Palestinian brothers."
"Pokemon means: I'm a jew"
"Pikachu means: Be like a jew"
"Pokemon teaches our children gambling and the evil theory of Darwin"

Can someone confirm this translation.

alkeides Andhaira Wyrmlord

 

[Drax]

You should ask that pro-erdorgarno turkish fellow that was in the coup thread, I guess he should recognise that heathen language.

 

[Mangoose]

My current Pokemon Go routine is to go to the closest 7-Eleven to get beer. Apparently it's a Pokemon hotspot, and I have gone there for like a year anyway. Spend a few minutes in the car before and after I go grab a 12 pack of Yuengling.

Florida climate is so not conducive to Pokemon Go lol.

 

[an Administrator]

It was banned in Saudi Arabia by fatwa for "promoting satanism and evolution."

It think this is why SJW's love Islam: they despise fun. I mean, look at Sawyer...

Tl:dr:
"Beware the conspiracy of kaffirs"
"Pokemon is a jewish product that pollutes the mind of our kids and makes Israel's economy strong in order to kill our Palestinian brothers."
"Pokemon means: I'm a jew"
"Pikachu means: Be like a jew"
"Pokemon teaches our children gambling and the evil theory of Darwin"

Can someone confirm this translation.

alkeides Andhaira Wyrmlord

>Asks a Paki, Azn and an Indian to translate an Arabic text.

Spooky Skellington

 

[abnaxus]

Finally out in Wapan

gnna be grorious

 

[an Administrator]

It's now available in Iran. But people are too lazy to get out of home chasing fictional characters lol

 

[LJ40]

Try all you want, "lol" isn't a punctuation mark you fucking faggot.

 

[Jasede]

he thinks lol isnt punctuation lol

But seriously, linguistically, this is interesting. Using lol like this is almost exactly like the mood markers in Singapore, such "lah" to show how serious or humorous your sentence is meant to be.

These so-called pragmatic particles are really cool:

Her price is too high for me lah.
Make this one hah.
The first one downstairs ah.

lol acts almost the same way.