Grimwulf
Arcane
Meanwhile in Grimwulf's mind.
It's dead. Nothing works. I'm done.
Oh, come on. Try another candle! Push it harder this time.
The patient PUSHES BACK, Azira! I need my ass AND what's left of my sanity for other purposes!
What purpose can be possibly more crucial than Kommunism?
You got a suggestion, Servant? Or simply flappin' dat metal mouth for no reason? Coz I don't know what to do at this point.
Hummmmmm, maybe you can summon an expert?
Whu?
Since we are all a part of your... special... imagination...
Ur ghosts, moron. Dead people haunting me just coz you're annoying.
Consider this an excercise of stress relief. Think about the best doctor you know of. Focus.
Hrrrmpf.
FOCUS, Kommissar Grim Wolf!
I have a cane and know how to use it.
I swear by ma green balls, it worked!
Wait. I thought I was the best doctor you know of!!
Real doctors use vycodin.
Bitch, I DIED from vycodin overdose!
Dr. House, we got a patient here. Could use a second opinion.
He's dead. Case closed.
Kommunism is supposed to be immortal, damn you!
What causes death symptoms in immortal patients? *swings his cane* Alright, people! Differential diagnosis.
DAYS LATER
Shall we proceed with reincarnation procedure?
YES, please. Can't wait to get rid of your company.
Wait. Someone needs to talk to dem voices. They wait for an update.
Dr. House?
*sigh* Fine.
The patient was hopeless. Official diagnosis: nuked from the orbit. In order to fix this, we had to replace every single piece of atom and re-create him from scratch. However, some parts were irreplacable.
Now that everything seems to be in right place, we can start the reincarnation procedure. Vitals look promising.
A thing to note here is we only have one shot. In case it goes wrong, the patient will be corrupted, his DNA overwritten, and then it's all over.
How do you estimate our chances?
About 18% it will go well.
Maybe push one last anal candle inside him?
... Anal candle?
You should try it on your own patients, Dr. House. Works for me.
Start the countdown, Dr. House.
Time of death in three... two... one...
*pulled VIOLENTLY back into the real world* hurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
DAYS LATER
List of mods gone forever:
1. Runtime GC
2. EDB Prepare Carefully
3. Misc. CORE
4. Misc. Robots
5. Map Reroll
6. Real Dug Names
7. Where is the Gravel - grayscale edition
8. Tobacco and Cigarettes
9. Prisoner Outfit
10. MiningCo Mining Helmet
11. Stronger Penoxycyline
1. Runtime GC
2. EDB Prepare Carefully
3. Misc. CORE
4. Misc. Robots
5. Map Reroll
6. Real Dug Names
7. Where is the Gravel - grayscale edition
8. Tobacco and Cigarettes
9. Prisoner Outfit
10. MiningCo Mining Helmet
11. Stronger Penoxycyline
Fixed it.
Everything seems to be in order. The world map.
The research.
The animals (still dying).
That... WASN'T EASY, men. Fuck me.
Proper update coming this weekend.
And now, if you excuse me, I gotta git drunk.
Everything seems to be in order. The world map.
The research.
The animals (still dying).
That... WASN'T EASY, men. Fuck me.
Proper update coming this weekend.
And now, if you excuse me, I gotta git drunk.