WholesaleGenocide said:
After nearly a year of lurking, I've finally decided to register.
Welcome to the forums! We are very interested in what you have to say.
We are?
Yes, of course. One that has lurked a place such as the Codex, an sanctuary of intelligence, probably has many interesting and unique insights to share.
Whatever, Bruce.
Personally, I pirate virtually everything I possibly can -- except movies, those just suck too badly to even bother.
You pirate everything you can?
Maybe he's some kind of digital kleptomaniac.
That's pretty serious, Dick. You should really seek help for your problem, WG.
And movies do not suck. Like Casablanca. That was great.
The first Back to the Future was pretty great as well.
Blazing Saddles.
Shawshank Redemption is a classic.
The Godfather.
The Godfather sucked.
Oh yea? Well Blade Runner sucked even more!
Blasphemy!
I liked From Justin to Kelly.
What?
The actor portraying me was pretty horrible, though.
That movie wasn't about you.
And my love interest was... so-so. I could do better. Much better.
Like who?
Like you, sexy lady.
Moving on.
The thing is, I truly have no intention of ever buying what I pirate.
I'm glad you've come to this revelation.
At least he's honest.
Hitler was honest.
You're not really comparing some digital pirating kid to Hitler are you?
What if I am?
That's a little extreme.
You're a little extreme.
I think the word you're searching for is "epic."
Epically stupid.
Real mature, Dick.
Just a few days ago (even I feel bad about this) I was attempting to find a pirated copy of Armageddon Empires.
I know what you mean. I felt bad when I attempted to seduce my cousin.
What the hell?
Don't worry, she was like my fourth cousin.
Still, man! Shit. That's disgusting. And wrong.
I considered it a challenge. I can get all ladies, but could I get her?
I can't believe what I'm hearing. This is a whole new side of you... a horrible, horrible side that I had no idea existed.
I'm multi-faceted, Bruce.
... indeed.
Yeah, I know -- shame on me (even I felt a little bad about stealing from an independent developer) but I just can't ever afford games because I'm a starving college student.
I'm a starving student too... a student of
love.
Whatever does that mean?
It means I need to teach you a lesson!
I'm too young, nubile, and naive to understand you, Justin.
Don't worry! I'll make you a woman!
In before Twinfalls.
What?
Uh... nevermind.
Anyways... I think the obvious answer here is that if you cannot afford something, you shouldn't steal it.
What if it's food?
Games aren't food.
You make a good point, Bruce.
Needless to say, I never found it, and I'll probably never play it (beyond the demo) because I'm not going to buy it.
Tragic.
Very.
It doesn't matter how much I want to play it, because no matter what, I'm not going to buy it. It's relatively obvious that games aren't some sort of inherent right, and perhaps it's morally wrong to take from gaming studios, but I was absolutely not going to buy the game anyways. Since it's just an electronic commodity with no physical inventory, my thievery doesn't matter at all -- nothing is physically being taken from the inventory (tm).
Well, it's painfully obvious that you do believes games are some sort of inherent right.
You know, Bruce, I've always wanted a private jet.
Privates!
Really? I had no idea.
Yep. But no matter how much I wanted one, I was never going to buy it.
A conundrum.
Maybe it's morally wrong to steal airplanes, but I was absolutely never going to buy it.
What? Wait... did you steal an airplane? How the hell did you steal an airplane?
That's not important. What's important is that nothing was physically taken from an inventory.
The airplane is physical, and the hangar is the inventory.
Not in the fifth dimension.
It's all relative, then?
Exactly. Airplanes do not exist in the fifth dimension, so to all fifth dimension denizens I was stealing nothing but a simple copy. You see, the fifth dimension is the meeting point for all other dimensions and alternate worlds. I simply took a copy from one of those alternate worlds, a resource which is always being replenished.
You're not making any sense.
It makes sense to me, and that's all that matters.
How did you steal the jet anyways?
Bittorrent.
It's not exactly fair that I'm being amused (well, some of the time, most games suck nowadays) at the cost of the blood and sweat of a poor developer, but I really don't have much of a moral stake in them.
So, if you don't care about them, then it doesn't matter, right?
Yep. Just like I don't care about Mexicans, so I can steal from them all I want so there's no moral stake there.
That's a really horrible thing to say, Dick.
Well, that's just your opinion.
I'll never stop, they'll have to pry the bittorrent, p2p clients, newsgroups, and rapidshare/megaupload from my cold, dead hands.
Fuck yea! I was initally against you, big guy, but now I realize we're on the same team.
I don't think we should converse anymore, Dick.
Fuck you, Bruce! I'll steal your words for myself. Nothing is physically being taken from an inventory!
Um...
I'm also commandeering all of your song licenses. There's no inventory there! Consider them mine, now.
This has gone way too far, Dick.
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Really, man, you need to fix your sarcasm meter.
You had me worried there for a minute.
Hallmark moment!