After Sven the Divinity had finished instructing his twelve disciples, he went on from there to teach and preach in the towns of Galilee.
When Fargo the Baptist, who was in bankruptcy proceedings, heard about the deeds of the Divinity, he sent his disciples to ask him, “Are you the one who is to come, or should we expect someone else?”
Sven replied, “Go back and report to Fargo the Baptist what you hear and see: The cRPG genre is in Renaissance, the Shadows-run in Hong Kong, those who have leprosy are cleansed of their Torment, the deaf hear the echoes on the Pillars of Eternity, the dead who wander the Wasteland are raised, and the good news is proclaimed to the grognards. Blessed is anyone who does not stumble on account of me.”
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“Truly I tell you, among those grognards born of women there has not risen anyone greater than Fargo the Baptist; yet whoever is least in the kingdom of incline is greater than he. From the days of Fargo the Baptist until now, the kingdom of incline has been subjected to violence, and violent people have been raiding it. For all the Prophets and the Law prophesied until Fargo. And if you are willing to accept it, he is the Gygax who was to come. Whoever has ears, let them hear.
“To what can I compare the Codex? They are like children sitting in the marketplaces and calling out to others:
“‘We played turn-based combat for you,
and you did not dance;
we sang of RTwP,
and you did not mourn.’
For Fargo the Baptist brought back old-school series, created new lore and experimented with innovative mechanics, and they say, ‘He has a demon of decline.’ The Divinity came with multiplayer, colorful WoW graphics, diablo loot, level scaling and retarded armor mechanics, and they say, ‘Here is a glutton and a drunkard, a friend of story fags and weeaboos.’ But wisdom is proved right by her deeds.”
