Decline Can't slurp delicious assholes

[some funny shit]

DarkUnderlord you didnt want my fellatio button, at least give me power to slurp

 

[Excommunicator]

Don't slurp him he's just enjoying it

 

[Brocken Jr.]

Reported for Slurp harvesting

 

[Whiny-Butthurt-Liberal]

I think slurp your delicious asshole must be renamed to lick your delicious asshole, as it was in the beginning. Slurp just makes it sound like you're some kind of weirdo shiteater.

 

[Grauken]

Unlike normal shiteaters?

 

[Bocian]

I had a shit-eating grin while reading it.

 

[Kalin]

Real manly men slurp the forest of pussy.

 

[SausageInYourFace]

imma in ur buttens

 

[Nano]

Get your holes clean for the maximum pleasure for the asslickers.

 

[Whiny-Butthurt-Liberal]

Get your holes clean for the maximum pleasure for the asslickers.

I got my eyeholes clean.

 

[Beastro]

I'm surprised MCA has so few of this rating.

 

[DarkUnderlord]

There are many delicious assholes to slurp in this thread.

 

[United Nations]

DarkUnderlord you didnt want my fellatio button, at least give me power to slurp

LilDickUnderlord isn't taking button requests now.

 

[vdweller]

"Can't slurp delicious assholes"

~ Robert Jarzeback, 2018

 

[Big Wrangle]

Unike you degenerates, I eat ass with a knife and fork.

 

[vdweller]

Unike you degenerates, I eat ass with a knife and fork.

And you drink cum with a straw.

 

[Murk]

mmm hmm

 

[fantadomat]

Reported for Slurp harvesting

It is double edge harvesting. I get to harvest the number for given slurps.

 

[Sukhāvatī]

 

[Kitchen Utensil]

I eat ass with a knife and fork.

 

[Sukhāvatī]

I eat ass with a knife and fork.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luka_Magnotta

The film itself starts with a man lying tied on a bed, then cuts to a corpse lying in the same bed. We see a man stabbing the corpse with an ice pick, mutiliating it. The body is sliced and cut for the camera to see. After that he fondles his crotch with the severed arm of the corpse. He then appears to hump the corpse. After this staged necrophilia, he grabs a knife & fork and saws a bit of fatty tissue from the corpse's ass. His knife is hopelessly dull and he appears afraid to actually cut deeply into the flesh. The film does not show him eating this, however we see the fork move up and assumedly into his mouth. After that he cuts up the body some more before sodomizing it with a wine bottle. Then he grabs the arm he used to fondle his balls to rub himself even more.

 

[Kitchen Utensil]

 

[Neanderthal]

You fuckers should leave donkeys alone.

Cruel bastards.

 

[c2007]

I shouldn't have woke up this early.

 

[Ismaul]

Sukhāvatī
Behind that friendly zen façade you seem to have a taste for the morbid.