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Junmarko

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That is why you need cats and dogs,they are natural enemy of the rats and eat them while young.
Only true outside massive cities where their survival rate is low anyway. High pop cities are completely different, unlimited food and plenty of places to hide - pets can't compete, they are outgrowing cats in some cases :lol:
 

fantadomat

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That is why you need cats and dogs,they are natural enemy of the rats and eat them while young.
Only true outside massive cities where their survival rate is low anyway. High pop cities are completely different, unlimited food and plenty of places to hide - pets can't compete, they are outgrowing cats in some cases :lol:
They just have import cats from asia and not kebab! Most places that a rat could hide,a cat could do too. Also they hunt them mainly around their source of food. My capital is more than 2 million population and we almost don't have rats. Cats and dogs eat them.
 

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My team has the sexiest and deadliest waifus you can recruit.
In Baltimore, the rats were pretty damn huge--I mistook more than a few for cats at a distance on campus--but I don't think any of them were quite the size of the monster in the OP.

Edit: Thankfully, our ravens were the size of condors, so the rat-dog population stayed under control.
 
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In Baltimore, the rats were pretty damn huge--I mistook more than a few for cats at a distance on campus--but I don't think any of them were quite the size of the monster in the OP.

Back in Jersey they have rats that are over 10 feet long! And that's not even including the tail! They swarm together by the thousands! A pack of them could completely strip the flesh from a 500 foot tall pony in under a minute!
 

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In Baltimore, the rats were pretty damn huge--I mistook more than a few for cats at a distance on campus--but I don't think any of them were quite the size of the monster in the OP.

Back in Jersey they have rats that are over 10 feet long! And that's not even including the tail! They swarm together by the thousands! A pack of them could completely strip the flesh from a 500 foot tall pony in under a minute!
:nocountryforshitposters:
*takes Gandgolf's magnifying glasses spectacles off him*
 

BLOBERT

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BRO LOLOLOLLOL

I GOTS 4 RATS THAT SIZE

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btw, the "shower rat" isn't a rat, it's a PACARANA.

here's another pacarana doing the same thing over by a river in Peru:
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the term "pacarana" is skaven/jewish propaganda designed to obfuscate their true nature

edit: I SPELLED NOTHING INCORRECTLY, COWARD
 
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Wow what a coincidence! A cat just strolled into my shop casually, went back into storage and came out with a rat in its mouth.

Probably the one that chew trough my tupperware and ate my mooncake last week. Good catbros delivered revenge for my beautiful mooncake.
 

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Wow what a coincidence! A cat just strolled into my shop casually, went back into storage and came out with a rat in its mouth.

Probably the one that chew trough my tupperware and ate my mooncake last week. Good catbros delivered revenge for my beautiful mooncake.
Hope it is not a made in China mooncake. I had one that lasted 6 months and still looked and felt fresh. I threw it out. Bastards must have either pumped it full of preservatives or made it out of plastic. Like their rice and eggs.
 

HoboForEternity

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Steve gets a Kidney but I don't even get a tag.
Wow what a coincidence! A cat just strolled into my shop casually, went back into storage and came out with a rat in its mouth.

Probably the one that chew trough my tupperware and ate my mooncake last week. Good catbros delivered revenge for my beautiful mooncake.
Hope it is not a made in China mooncake. I had one that lasted 6 months and still looked and felt fresh. I threw it out. Bastards must have either pumped it full of preservatives or made it out of plastic. Like their rice and eggs.
it is home made by my mom's friend.
 

Cael

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Wow what a coincidence! A cat just strolled into my shop casually, went back into storage and came out with a rat in its mouth.

Probably the one that chew trough my tupperware and ate my mooncake last week. Good catbros delivered revenge for my beautiful mooncake.
Hope it is not a made in China mooncake. I had one that lasted 6 months and still looked and felt fresh. I threw it out. Bastards must have either pumped it full of preservatives or made it out of plastic. Like their rice and eggs.
it is home made by my mom's friend.
In that case, death to all rats!!! :outrage:
 

Cleveland Mark Blakemore

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I saw a fight once at the Staten Island Ferry terminal where a brother was facing off against two other hostile homeys and lacking any respectable weapon, he began swinging a dead rat by it's tail like it was a lethal bola. The psychological effect of brandishing a dead rat was impressive and resulted in the two diversifiers breaking ranks and fleeing after dropping their improvised weapons.

I made a mental note of it, thinking ... if no other weapon is available, wield the rat.
 
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It would be cool if there were a secret weapon in Grimoire that was in fact a rat, with that story as flavour text. Make it happen, Cleve!
 

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