NSFW Best Thread Ever [No SJW-related posts allowed]

[janior]

 

[lefthandblack]

That insignia makes absolutely no sense. A fox hound is a dog that is used in hunting foxes. Why is there a picture of a fox with a knife in it's mouth on the insignia of a unit called fox hound?
Is the fox bringing the knife to the hound as a peace offering? Does the fox prefer to be killed quickly with a blade as opposed to being mauled and subsequently shot? People should really think about these things early in the design process.

 

[Delterius]

they tried calling it 'foxy hound' but it went against military decorum and basic human dignity

 

[Gerrard]

More here: https://www.pcgamesn.com/gone-home/developer-confessions

Oh look, what a surprise, non-game walking simulator garbage creators can't make games.

 

[Astral Rag]

What a POS. The console that is, Nostalgia Nerd is a good guy.

 

[rusty_shackleford]

mixing NTSC with PAL should be illegal

 

[Infinitron]

This guy's videos are funny: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCPPzle1FH3iYlFjwGrF9O3g/videos

 

[Hoaxmetal]

 

[Goi~Yaas~Dinn]

What a POS. The console that is, Nostalgia Nerd is a good guy.

There was never a compelling reason to own the NES Classic or PlayStation Classic. The SNES Classic was only interesting if you gave a shit about Star Fox.

 

[StaticSpine]

 

[Astral Rag]

Australian Games Awards

What's next, Belgian Games Awards?


edit: oh shit https://awards.belgiangames.be/

 

[Alienman]

Time to put Detroit Become Human in the RPG section.

 

[Black]

Australian Games Awards

What's next, Belgian Games Awards?


edit: oh shit https://awards.belgiangames.be/

Belgium is more of a legit country than Australia.

 

[Projas]

Australian Games Awards

What's next, Belgian Games Awards?


edit: oh shit https://awards.belgiangames.be/

It's just gonna be Swen and the presenter making awkward small talk in a very small room.

 

[Astral Rag]

And another one tries his luck:

Floss dance creator Backpack Kid suing Fortnite now too
Well, his mum is.

 

[Gerrard]

 

[Goi~Yaas~Dinn]

Interesting to see how Bitchford reacts to that one.

 

[Astral Rag]

Sony just released a new Lemmings game

Spoiler

but it's a MT infested mobile game.

Eurogamer think it's an OK game. Commenters disagree and describe the game much better than the article:

This is not fucking Lemmings at all! Every move you choose uses 1 energy and if you run out you either have to wait 2 hours for 20 more energy or use gold to buy. You earn that by completing levels (but you get so little), doing wheel spins or *shudder* buying them

Jesus Christ, what a soulless POS.

 

[LESS T_T]

[New entry on Steam: "d20: Sweet Roll Club"]

"Hey, what's this? Yet another d20 SRD CRPG? Wait, 'Sweet Roll Club' doesn't sound like a usual fantasy RPG... Is this about adventurers baking sweet rolls, inspired by Ultima?

"

*click*

Spoiler

Entering high school makes many problems for the withdrawn and dreamy Tomoko: classmates consider her strange, lessons suddenly become difficult, and with the school festival coming she has to join some afterschool club as soon as possible...

But Tomoko has no problems with fantasy. Magic can be brought from anywhere by the power of her imagination as the school yard turns into a deep forest, the library becomes a sinister warlock chamber, school halls transforms into ancient catacombs... Only it's difficult to find another girl who likes childish games in high school.

One day Tomoko finds out that there are a few school girls who enjoy posing as brave warriors, powerful wizards and knightly paladins. Together they decide to open the role-playing board games club where they have free rein over their dreams for magic and adventures.

Genres: ADV, shoujo-ai, ecchi, comedy, everyday life.

• chibi-styled characters;
  
• partly animated backgrounds;
  
• plenty of CG-arts with animation;
  
• original soundtrack with impressive opening;
  
• combat system;
  
• the alignment system;
  
• three endings, all depends on final worldview of the main character: Lawful End, Chaotic End, Neutral End;
  
• the roll of a twenty-sided dice determines the success of the gamer's actions;
  
• music room.

Well, if anyone, like this developer, has ever dreamed about a visual novel where anime lesbian high-school girls playing d20 tabletop RPG, here's to you:

 

[Reinhardt]

Read it first as

three endings, all depends on final worldview of the main character: Lawful Evil, Chaotic Evil, Neutral Evil;

 

[Steezus]

Roll 20 for critical dicking.

 

[Life of the Party]

 

[aweigh]

supergreatfriend's LP of the quiet man was fucking hilarious. I'm glad the game exists just for that.

 

[HansDampf]

 

[Thane Solus]