Swigen
Arbiter
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- Dec 15, 2018
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Final Fantasy 7
That’s right, the one that started it all. This choice is pretty much a no brainer on account of the RPG genre owing it’s entire existence to this PSone classic.
Temple of Elemental Evil
I think my favorite feature of this legendary RPG is that it doesn’t fucking work. That’s right, you can plunk down yore $6 for it a GOG, eat a box of Cheez-Its while you wait paitiently for it to download, then click “play” only to have it lock up your computer so badly that it needs to be restarted. In today’s world of instant gratification, they just don’t make ‘em like this anymore.
Pillars of Eternity
This gem gets a shoutout on account of the fact that EVERYTHING KILLS YOU. You might THINK you can just waltz into the Black Marsh and find the blacksmith’s caravan but you won’t. You’ll just get raped by the bandits sitting around the camp fire instead or maybe you’ll get ganbanged by a buncha Wichts. You may then think to yourself, “well shit, maybe I’ll just go kill that bear in the cave near the game’s beginning”, hah! Wrong again homo, that bear’s gonna wipe your party in 4 seconds flat. Can’t do anything. It’s great.
Nethack
This game is awesome ‘cause you can play it on yore iPad while you’re taking a dump.
Curse of the Azure Bonds
I made this my gold box pick because I read the book and that was pretty good so I figure the game’s gotta be too, right?
That’s right, the one that started it all. This choice is pretty much a no brainer on account of the RPG genre owing it’s entire existence to this PSone classic.
Temple of Elemental Evil
I think my favorite feature of this legendary RPG is that it doesn’t fucking work. That’s right, you can plunk down yore $6 for it a GOG, eat a box of Cheez-Its while you wait paitiently for it to download, then click “play” only to have it lock up your computer so badly that it needs to be restarted. In today’s world of instant gratification, they just don’t make ‘em like this anymore.
Pillars of Eternity
This gem gets a shoutout on account of the fact that EVERYTHING KILLS YOU. You might THINK you can just waltz into the Black Marsh and find the blacksmith’s caravan but you won’t. You’ll just get raped by the bandits sitting around the camp fire instead or maybe you’ll get ganbanged by a buncha Wichts. You may then think to yourself, “well shit, maybe I’ll just go kill that bear in the cave near the game’s beginning”, hah! Wrong again homo, that bear’s gonna wipe your party in 4 seconds flat. Can’t do anything. It’s great.
Nethack
This game is awesome ‘cause you can play it on yore iPad while you’re taking a dump.
Curse of the Azure Bonds
I made this my gold box pick because I read the book and that was pretty good so I figure the game’s gotta be too, right?