NSFW Best Thread Ever [No SJW-related posts allowed]

[DraQ]

So, any non-shit ones?

 

[MpuMngwana]

 

[Black]

That's the difference between console plebes and pc master race right there. When console peasants can't beat something they curse the game and destroy their controller.
We beat our women and shoot up mosques.

 

[Dexter]

 

[DJOGamer PT]

Memes are bad for mental health

Depends on their context and quality.

 

[Taka-Haradin puolipeikko]

 

[JarlFrank]

 

[Owl]

 

[Baron Dupek]

 

[Unkillable Cat]

When fucking GAMES WORKSHOP can do a better Predator than Shane Black:

 

[Gerrard]

Is this what Warhammer has become?

 

[CthuluIsSpy]

When fucking GAMES WORKSHOP can do a better Predator than Shane Black:

Creative Assembly, you mean. I don't think GW makes video games, they just hand out licenses.

 

[CthuluIsSpy]

Is this what Warhammer has become?

What's wrong with that? You know a big chunk of Warhammer are pop culture references, right? That's the primary source of inspiration.

 

[Darth Roxor]

Is this what Warhammer has become?

you fucking wish

 

[PulsatingBrain]

I just reverse image searched this and it's official art

 

[Turtle-Zone 3000]

 

[Black]

 

[CthuluIsSpy]

I just reverse image searched this and it's official art

Its not great. Age of Sigmar goes for the kitchen sink approach to design, where they just grab anything they think looks cool and throws it in there, regardless of any overall design consistency.

 

[Unkillable Cat]

An 18-minute video announcing the following: The 21-year old speedrun record for E1M1 of Doom has finally been broken, going from 0:09 to 0:08.

The reason I'm linking to the video is the sheer pompousness of the narrator, where he attempts to glorify, elevate and justify the act of speedrunning... while casually mentioning that it took over a year and 50.000 attempts to get this one 'magical' speedrun. He also blasts gaming media for not covering the story.

For those interested, the original speedrun record is at 3:20. The new speedrun is at 16:37 and the rest is a lot of babble, but the gist of it is this: Due to random enemy movement and the clever usage of speed boosts when taking damage, the old record was finally beaten.

 

[Infinitron]

Just the speedrun:

 

[Average Manatee]

This goes double for the retarded speedruns where the competition is a slot machine you keep playing until a dozen RNG factors align to give you a 1 second boost.

 

[Unkillable Cat]

Just the speedrun:

Here's another bone I have to pick with the speedrun community: They claim that it's about "perfection", yet they can't perform basic math: 1998+22 = 2019?!?

Even I am being optimistic when I stated "21-year old speedrun", as the odds are against me.

 

[PulsatingBrain]

They claim that it's about "perfection"

Do they? I thought it was about channelling the sanic within.

 

[geno]

 

[Astral Rag]