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The problem with that new Baldur's gate 3 is there is no tit in Illithid.
That can easily be solved by adding Drow allies:

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Keith Parkinson artwork for GDQ1-7 Queen of the Spiders, a compilation of 7 classic adventure modules.
 

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You could be doing something meaningful with your time right now. Instead, you're on a message board for degenerate grownups who like to pretend their childish interests still matter. As your life slips away from you, you will think back on the hours you spent browsing this place and ask yourself: 'how could I have been so flippant, so careless with the gift of existence?' Then – and only then – will you give up the ghost and expire into eternal meaninglessness.
 

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You could be doing something meaningful with your time right now. Instead, you're on a message board for degenerate grownups who like to pretend their childish interests still matter. As your life slips away from you, you will think back on the hours you spent browsing this place and ask yourself: 'how could I have been so flippant, so careless with the gift of existence?' Then – and only then – will you give up the ghost and expire into eternal meaninglessness.

Not even mad. Actually having an existential crisis here :|
 
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Many people these days strangely are not wholly aware that meat/animal products were intended to be eaten as a form of poverty food after the Flood (hence many types of fasting), and that pre-Fall Adam & Eve were effectively vegans. Therefore, any game that includes meat or animal products portrayed positively (like turkey drumstick as a healing item) automatically loses 2 points of 10 in its rating, for the Satanic glorification of carnism and gluttony.

EDIT: I just realized that I should note I'm 100% serious.
 
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Many people these days strangely are not wholly aware that meat/animal products were intended to be eaten as a form of poverty food after the Flood (hence many types of fasting), and that pre-Fall Adam & Eve were effectively vegans. Therefore, any game that includes meat or animal products portrayed positively (like turkey drumstick as a healing item) automatically loses 2 points of 10 in its rating, for the Satanic glorification of carnism and gluttony.

EDIT: I just realized that I should note I'm 100% serious.
Hail Satan!
 

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Many people these days strangely are not wholly aware that meat/animal products were intended to be eaten as a form of poverty food after the Flood (hence many types of fasting), and that pre-Fall Adam & Eve were effectively vegans. Therefore, any game that includes meat or animal products portrayed positively (like turkey drumstick as a healing item) automatically loses 2 points of 10 in its rating, for the Satanic glorification of carnism and gluttony.

EDIT: I just realized that I should note I'm 100% serious.

So, only vegans are proper Christians?
 

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Many people these days strangely are not wholly aware that meat/animal products were intended to be eaten as a form of poverty food after the Flood (hence many types of fasting), and that pre-Fall Adam & Eve were effectively vegans. Therefore, any game that includes meat or animal products portrayed positively (like turkey drumstick as a healing item) automatically loses 2 points of 10 in its rating, for the Satanic glorification of carnism and gluttony.

EDIT: I just realized that I should note I'm 100% serious.

So, only vegans are proper Christians?

Which leads to a follow up question.

Can vegans attend a Holy Communion and receive the Blood and Body of Christ?
 
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So, only vegans are proper Christians?

If "proper" = salvation, then no, only Grace can achieve that. But it is a major step in the right direction, because when people take their salvation seriously, their works reflect this. This is not a new or heterodox concept; it's only within the last century that there became such a massive surfeit of animal products but especially meat in developed countries, and greater abstinence from these things has always been a matter of Christian propriety.

Which leads to a follow up question.

Can vegans attend a Holy Communion and receive the Blood and Body of Christ?

*unsheathes nuclear bomb*

"Christians" who partake in the Eucharist are just crypto-Catholic cargo cultist LARPers and can get it too. Also winemakers often use egg white finings and thus wine, notwithstanding its supposed Christly incarnation, is actually made from chicken's vaginal detritus, not Jesus. My signature will tell you why.

Alright, I admit it, I'm not actually a Christian at all (anymore at least).

:troll:

You're still going to (metaphorical) hell for carnism tho

lmao still clicking these?
 

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