NSFW Best Thread Ever [No SJW-related posts allowed]

[vortex]

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[lightbane]

Soo, can we consider it a true RPG then?

 

[Modron]

Soo, can we consider it a true RPG then?

It's an RPG game get it right.

 

[lightbane]

Unfortunately named game:

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My name is Logan Johnson, and I am a journalist for the NewsLine newspaper, this was the beginning of my story. I snuck a secret K-529 scientific and technical base to find clues that Panicum had hidden. In this underground laboratory secret biological weapons were developed.
created from an Ebola virus called the virus "E". Due to the accident, the virus has spread throughout the base "Mole-529", almost all the staff mutated.

You need to immediately find out who set up the accident on a secret base, and stop the spread of the E virus, millions can die!

In the game you will have to wait, an unsurpassed rush of adrenaline, an exciting storyline and unimaginable horrors.

• Infection - there is an opportunity to be infected with the Ebola virus. Antivirus searches.
• Realistic visual effects - photorealistic visual effects.
• Excellent lighting - properly selected lighting gives the atmosphere of horror.
• High-quality sounds - well-chosen and high-quality audi sounds, and a soundtrack that fill the atmosphere of the game.
• A large number of enemies - engage in a tough battle with enemies, explore the dark scary corridors.
• Puzzles - solve puzzles to access areas, collect and use objects found in the environment, in a terrifying constant struggle for survival.
• Large expanses of the map - 10 floors, scientific and technical underground station "Mole-529".
• An interesting plot - there is nothing more beautiful than a famously twisted plot. The plot, which keeps in suspense from the first to the last minute.
• Various weapons.

 

[Sukhāvatī]

 

[Sukhāvatī]

Another well researched and well executed documentary by Wrestling With Gaming.

 

[Clockwork Knight]

 

[Unkillable Cat]

*checks out above video*

"I will have a few consoles (13), I will start with DOS, then I will start moving forward to Commodore 64, so on and so on..."

 

[Unkillable Cat]

On the topic of hitboxes:

 

[Black]

 

[Viata]

Putting a new meaning to Black Magic.

 

[Owl]

 

[lightbane]

Remember that disgustingly hipster "game", YIIK? Apparently in a recent update they added a "bibliography" of references/stolen things that sounds bitter as hell:

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There's also a LP being done by the Timrod guy who, although he tends to exaggerate IMO, it will be more-than-fitting for a game of such caliber. Chances are he began the LP because he read about the ending at TVTropes or somewhere else (since there's barely any info in the game's wikipedia article, guess why), which seems to be uber-pretentious, ultra-hipstery and yet it still fails to achieve the point it was trying to make. It also steals Persona 4's shadow thing but does so poorly, as expected.
https://www.lp.zone/t/yiikes-lets-dunk-on-yiik-a-plagiarism-rpg/3716

 

[Viata]

https://www.lp.zone/t/yiikes-lets-dunk-on-yiik-a-plagiarism-rpg/3716

Why would I, who has already suffered through a year of Ni no Kuni 2, deign to take on an even worse game?

Is Ni no Kuni 2 a bad game?

 

[JarlFrank]

Remember that disgustingly hipster "game", YIIK? Apparently in a recent update they added a "bibliography" of references/stolen things that sounds bitter as hell:

Spoiler

There's also a LP being done by the Timrod guy who, although he tends to exaggerate IMO, it will be more-than-fitting for a game of such caliber. Chances are he began the LP because he read about the ending at TVTropes or somewhere else (since there's barely any info in the game's wikipedia article, guess why), which seems to be uber-pretentious, ultra-hipstery and yet it still fails to achieve the point it was trying to make. It also steals Persona 4's shadow thing but does so poorly, as expected.
https://www.lp.zone/t/yiikes-lets-dunk-on-yiik-a-plagiarism-rpg/3716

> the earliest written language is cuneiform

Cuneiform is not a language, it is a script first used to write down the Sumerian language, and it was then adapted by Akkadian, Hittite, Elamic, Hurritic, and many more near eastern languages as the standard script for writing records and letters.

Factually wrong, I think we can sue the dev now.

 

[lightbane]

Is Ni no Kuni 2 a bad game?

Compared to the first one? Yes.

On its own? Mediocre-to-bad. It has the standard Level 5 flaws: Some good ideas with poor execution such as base-building mechanics that use a real time timer, poorly explained uses of certain buildings, a weaksauce and badly-balanced skirmish battle system inspired by Suidoken games, etc. It also has a weak plot that uses isekai elements but badly, incredibly cringe-inducing plot-twists, an unlikeable and boring main character, DLCs with barely actual content, little connection to the first game besides a few nods here and there, and so on.

 

[Abu Antar]

Germany NO!

 

[Dexter]

 

[ERYFKRAD]

Santa Maria

 

[HansDampf]

Germany NO!

Isn't this true everywhere?

 

[Unkillable Cat]

Germany NO!

So... Euro Truck Simulator 3 is a PS5 exclusive or something?

 

[Abu Antar]

Germany NO!

Isn't this true everywhere?

Yes, but it wasn't true for Germania.

 

[Infinitron]

Which one of you guys is PodeM on Steam? https://steamcommunity.com/id/PodeMOfficial

 

[markec]

 

[markec]